Earlier before my boyfriend asked to rub his cock on my eye.

>>722724050

Gotta hand it to you. This is one of the most uniquely bizarre shitposts I've ever seen.

You win /b/ for the day.

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>>722724050
DONT YOU'LL GET PINK EYE AND HE MIGHT SLIP INTO YOUR BRAIN

>>722724197
How the fuck could he slip into my brain o.O

>>722724328
because if he slips and falls his dick will go STRIAGHT past your eye and into your brain and you'll die don't let him do it you'll also get pink eye and have itchy eyes for weeks trust me I know

Bwahahaha nothing like a cock in your eye to show true love

>>722724390
Did you do it? Can you share how that happened?

>>722724050
Lol, faggot.

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>>722724452
listen I'm being honest don't do anything sexual with eyes or let a penis rub all over them your eyes are going to itch and he might be a psychopath and fuck your eye next thing you know you're blind you're missing an eye and have itchy eye sockets

>>722724546
My boyfriend isnt a psycho..

>>722724638
all jokes aside you can get pink eye so easily from letting someone else's cock rub on them, I know from experience. 2 weeks of itchy eyes isn't worth it I promise

>>722724708
Okay, okay. What about contacts tho?

>>722724638
Don't listen to that fag. You won't get pink eye and it would take a considerable amount of force for his cock to push past your eye.

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Are we all forgetting ourselves? You know the rules!

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>>722724791
still would fuck ur shit up fam, his dick doesn't have to rub on your actual eye for you to get pink eye lol just around your eyes

>>722724813
How are you so sure? He/she looked pretty honest.

>>722724708
Maybe you stop fucking guys that don't know how to properly wash themselves. Retard.

>>722724813
says the fag that wants an innocent person to get pink eye -.- also the "push his dick past your eye" part was a joke I'm not sure if you can read or not

>>722724870
Why fuck are you posting anime trap shit while answering to my posts

>>722724913
Maybe you all stop having sex with ppl which want to fuck your eyes

>>722724913
you clearly have no idea what pink eye even is lolllll

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Tits or gtfo

>>722724897
See >>722724913

They clearly don't know how to choose partners appropriately, which proves they have poor critical thinking skills and next to no common sense. So what they say should be disregarded with prejudice. Just have your dude clean his dick and wipe his ass propertly (which he should be doing anyways) and you'll be fine.

>>722724050
Tell him he's a fucking retard and you don't trust him. Simple as that.

>>722725057
He isnt a retard and i trust him tho

>>722724999
>>722724842
Fuck off

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>>722725015
you're very ignorant, pink eye has little to nothing to do with his dick being washed right before hand or not, and it's clear that you're upset for some reason, I'm not sure why a conversation about rubbing dicks on eyes would get you this worked up, I'm sorry to have upset you this much :)

>>722725103
Then you shouldn't be scared and you wouldn't have created this thread.

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>>722725103
moral of the story, coming from someone that has actual eye experience with their ex boyfriend who took very good care of himself, you're still at a very high risk of getting pink eye if you let him rub his cock all over your eyes, if you don't believe me look it up. It's overall just not a good idea unless u like itching but of course you can do whatever you'd like :)

>>722725203
Don't try to troll your way out of this just cause someone caught you on your bullshit. Conjunctivitis' most common causes are either viral or bacterial. If it's viral sure maybe washing won't do a whole lot, but he would be showing signs of having it already. Same with a bacterial infection. Conjunctivitis doesn't just appear out of thin air on a healthy person you fuck. The person would need to have come into contact with the appropriate virus/bacteria.

If anyone is upset, it's you. I'm sorry you let disgusting, unwashed men fuck your face. It must be hard for you.

>>722725393
Pink eye is from fences, not dick.
Totally fine if you don't do ass to eye.

>>722724050
Tits or GTFO

>>722725572
>fences

I know you probably meant feces, but I still chuckled

>>722724050
Pussy or gtfo

>>722725693
Good ol' auto correction...

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>>722725572
but cum for example also gives you a pink eye (and it burns...)

well and cum is not feces or am i wrong? :D