Best Greentexts thread; I'll contrib 3 after this.

bump ,dont have any tho

>>722723165
So was there ever a part 2?

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Posting the king of god-tier greentexts

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This is my favorite.

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>>722724684
kek

>>722723165
part2?

>>722725235
I believe that it was never saved. The legend of the Don keeps on returning in greentext threads. To bad nobody kept it.

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contributing one of my faves

>>722724453

Fucking lost it.

>>722724385
see >>722723217
>learn2lurk

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Bump

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>>722723165
Here ya go OP

>>722725168
Holy fuck my sides

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>>722726598

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>>722724765
>it was a pretty impressive jump

>>722724360
Looks like a fat Ethan

>>722724851
Just read through the whole thing and this is M Night Shamalamanigger levels of wtf bro?

I wanted for him to get with the nerdy chick, but understand that used goods are a terrible thing. Just the whole story lead up to a short fast loud redemption arc and then sucker punched me.

This glorious bastard deserves applause and a punch in the face.

>>722726261
Fantastic.

>>722723165
>tard stories
>best
pick one

>>722724532
refer to >>722728528
faggot.

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>>722728148
My sides...I've also been reniggering since it started too....gotta be careful

>>722728196
I would've fucked that retard too

>>722723165
>>722724532
>>722724832
>>722726460
>>722728395
>thinking tard stories are anything other than boring and lame
jfc. so many faggots in this thread.

>>722728436
That, is fucking magical.

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>>722724417
My sides

>>722728436
>taking not receiving
pls explain

>>722728946
>Not laughing at tard stories
Who let the faggot in here?

>>722729168
He'd get fucked in the ass

>>722729189
You tell me, faggot

>>722729753
No you tell me, faggot

>>722728946
>Bitches about content
>Doesn't contribute
Are you a nigger?

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>found another tard greentext

>>722725083
Kek

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Contributing

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>>722734539

>>722726261
JESUS.

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>>722726261
Holy fuck

>>722726598
I lol'd

>>722728148
Holy fuck same

>>722729753
>>722730118

You're both faggots