What to do when your vagoo is so fat that seems youre hiding a benis?

>>722722485
It's time to eat that thing.

>>722722485
idk i find pussy like that a big turn on

Prove to all men that it isn't by fucking them.

Pubic mounds are sexy as hell, especially in a low ride bikini

>>722722485
Let me eat it like groceries

OP could you please post more different angles?

>>722722533
Yeah but it can be a pain when youre wearing shorts

>>722722601
honestly you really shouldn't worry and if you do that much just lose a bit of weight or change diet. where are you from?

>>722722601
Have any pic examples?

>>722722485
Make lesbian smother porn.

>>722722485
better post a pic doggy style, just to be sure it doesnt look like a benis from any other angles

>>722722661

i'm not gonna fuck some stranger white knight over the internet. fuckin idiot. i came here for a simple question not for some creep to ask me where i'm from. fuck off.

>>722722722 get for fat pussy

>>722722485
you're married, why care

>>722722718
show us pics

>>722722718
So sweet, yet so salty...

>>722722485
First thing to do in that scenario is to post a timestamp.

>>722722779
Probably like her pussy.

>>722722718
ok you're an aussie white knighting? lol far from it, pussy is pussy tho

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Like this guys?

>>722722779

and still you keep trying? sad. go back to jerking off to cartoon women you pathetic lonely person

Step one
Write time stamp on outer labia

Step two
Take photo

Step three
Post here

>>722722831
moar pls

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>>722722661
>>722722718

>>722722831
what a ballsack

>>722722831
Yes but with more timestamps

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Puffy, but I'd smash.

>>722722831
gonna need to spread it with two fingers from between your legs, you know - for research and stuffs

>>722722831
Like it ? I love it

Wanna suck them juices out

Omg please take a shot spreading that delicious pussy

>>722722851
I'm too busy jerking off to the combination of your pussy pic and your angry, defensive abuse.

>>722722831
You have bigger balls than me.

>>722722485
looks pretty 10/10 to me...

>>722723001
Also, this is pasta.
This pic is being posted every day.

Oh! you guys seem a bit thirsty. I now feel bad for all this. Delete my thread, please. Also How could I remove taht first picture? Ive just noticed its showing my wedding ring

No timestamp yet. Pls go

>>722723087
Aw, don't stop. I'm really close.

>>722722485
Looks damn tasty

>>722723134
Show me your progress then

>>722723087
lmao, holy fuck. We should try and find this chicks husband and show her the thread.

>>722723186
Oh my! Please don't do this|!Hw would kill me

>>722722485
I don't know what the fuck you're trying to ask, moron. A pussy makes your penis disappear regardless.

>>722723170
Eh. Your interest if off-putting.

I, too, would also like to see it spread. The mount is what grabs our attention, but without the rest, we're kind of in the dark as far as any real problems...

>>722722831
looks really good to fuck

>>722722485
Why is a middle-aged woman on 4chan?

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This entire thread is cringe

>>722723464
Fine. You got me. Its not me, but oh well...My vagoo is pretty much like taht. And I Wont post cause Im not a whore!

>>722723525
Fine, don't post yours. Just post the rest of the set.

>>722723525
Whore.

>>722723525
>post to /b/ expecting sympathy
An attention whore is still a whore

>>722723525
Most vagoos I've fucked are fat.

>>722723613
Thats all I have from her... She found out I wasn't a man and stopped sending me.

>>722722485
post a full body nude and a timestamp

>>722722596

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aNGLes

Los Angles San Fraisco

http://re2l.in/1ii

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ITT: newfags.

>>722722485
i can give free medical examination

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>>722724444

>>722722485
Aint nothin wrong with a mound thats got some squish to it. Feels good sinkin my teeth in.

>>722722485
exercise more, eat less unhealthy fats and more fiber

>>722722574
pubic mounds yeah, not fat lips

>>722722831
nice

>>722724230
Chuckled.

>>722722485
>What to do when your vagoo is so fat that seems youre hiding a benis


insert a kazoo into the vagoo.

problem solved.

>>722722485
Skirt, no knickers. Problem solved.

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Can we turn this into a fat pussy thread please.

>>722723878
more pls

>>722725824
Her clit looks great. Thanks for posting anon.

>>722725824
Source?

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>>722727003
I think I'm going to puke

>Trap you can impregnate

Good wife material

EVERY man likes a meaty pussy, it's only the women that worry about that stupid shit.

>>722727505
agreed bro

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>>722727720
If you can't find the clit on this woman, you'd better giive up sex alltogether

>>722722485
>>722723525

you know the rules
tits or gtfo
also show a timestamp

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>>722725824
>black
>pierced nipples

>>722725824
I don't know why, but slimy pussies always make me want to gag.
I know it's supposed to be hot, but it's just a turnoff man.

>>722727947

Is it below that penis?

Fat pussy lips are one of the most wonderful gifts God has blessed women with. Never be ashamed of a nice set of fat pussy lips.

>>722728191
>slimy pussies
They have to get wet somehow so you can fuck them.

>>722727505
>>722727556

Found the Guinness book of world records Most Masculine Bros. They know their way around a vagina than 80% of women do. A PHD in vaginology if you please. PhD also stands for Perfectly Heterosexual Dudes.

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>>722722485
guess the only answer is to get a vacuum pump and make it even bigger.

>>722728191
as a fully bisexual man, let me tell you this
vaginas are an ACQUIRED TASTE. Boobs and are fine when you get your first sexual encounter with them, but vaginas? Man, that's something that you need to get used to it, until you start to find it hot.

I used to find them ugly. Objectively, cocks are far more good looking that vaginas.

>>722728587
are you retarded or something?

>>722728624
fake. used a pump. not natural. doesn't count. gg.

>>722728646
>>722728646
I figure that the lubricant is mucus and tastes sweet, but it's still something I'm not keen on diving head first into.

(My ex wasn't a gusher like these girls, and I was rather particular about hygiene with oral.)

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>>722728743
>fake. used a pump. not natural.

and today's award for stating the fucking obvious goes to Anon, for his ability to scream "fake" at what it clearly stated it was.......


were you dropped on your head as a child, or is this a natural talent of yours?

>>722727947
Somewhere between that tiny dick and long anus?

>>722728874
also fake. doesn't count. Post natural shit, you fucking nigger.

>>7227279470
> can't find the clit

how autistic one has to be

>>722728825

It's obvious this guy is like the Einstein and Michael Jordan of pussy.

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>>722729081
I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for myself.

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>>722729025
since reading comprehension seems to be a difficulty for you, let me ask a question.

What part of "the only answer is to get a vacuum pump and make it even bigger" was too complex for you to understand?

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>>722722485
>tfw my vagoo looks kinda like that

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>>722729332
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>722729332
post pls
we're anon after all

>>722729149
Feel great about being having 0.0% knowledge in penisology. If not being gay was an arcade game, your initials would be in front of the high score. MAN.

>>722729271
Gross

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>>722729498
Too scared. I just was glad to see that there are other vagoos that look similar to mine, I was starting to think I might be weird.

>>722729723
then just email a pic to me ;3
[email protected]

>>722729723
Here's a secret anon. All vagoos are weird looking.

>>722729578
It's been a late night man. Are you calling me gay or extremely plain straight vanilla?

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>>722729785
Here's your (You).

>>722729811
I mean... true.

>>722729811

There's weird looking and there's Rocky after going 12 rounds with Ivan Drago.

>>722729928
I bet its been a long night. You must practically be swimming in pussy. An Olympic sized vagina and everything.

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>>722725894
Sauce?

>>722730354
Topkek. I fucking wish. I lost what little confidence I had left when me and my ex separated. Slowly getting better though.

Nice sarcasm. :^)>>722730354

>>722722485
You get married.
To me.

>>722728646
Not really.
Liking vagina, liking vaginal and all those is actually 100% natural. You know what's not technically natural? Being gay/bisex. But don't take that as a "kill all gays" cause I'm bisexual as well.

3 woman 2 guys.

Being a guy and sucking DICK is an acquired taste for men. But it's natural to woman.
Just as saying "Being a girl and eating pussy is an acquired taste"
Because when you think about it, compared to how many gays there are in the world, how many straight people are there?

Now it's like comparing autism to normal people in society. When you think about this, you get my point. It's not natural, it's likely a mental disorder just like being trans. But most people wont admit to it. I don't suck dick myself, I just give it and let people suck my dick. Basically whoever wants it.

>>722729081
He's not had a lot of sexual experience with woman. If maybe 1 which is why he doesn't know so much

>>722729928
V A N I L L A
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>He doesn't like eating pussy cause it's slimy

>>722730608

It's not sarcasm. I think you should email the Surgeon General your dissertation on "Pussies are weird". MIT will literally have to shut down for restructuring.

>>722722485
That pussy is beautiful.

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>>722722485
looks familiar

>>722722485
That's what a new born looks like

>>722727720
dem is dicks yo

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>>722727720
That'd be some kind of fucking surprise.

>>722731382
I know the female anatomy pretty well faggot. I just find vag slime slightly repulsive.

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>>722722485
I like big pussies. Hell, I have a Pussy Growth fetish!

>Tiny chick with an even more so pussy
>Hanging out on the beach
>Pussy is tingling suddenly
>Looks down just in time to see her pussy lips pop out each side of her bikini bottom
>Screams in pleasure and horror as her pussy shreds her bikini bottom, growing even larger
>>>/d/

>>722733125

That slime is natural lube.

Since when does looking up vagina, in the dictionary of your 7th grade library give you anatomy cred?

I spent 9 months close to one and then ripped it to her ass on the way out.

I'm not claiming shit.

>>722731382
What is natural for us men is to breed woman, a.k.a. just sticking our dick in their vaginas, that's all. Oral sex per se isn't "natural", if you want to get really technical.

I'm just talking about the physical appeal. Vaginas look like monster mouths, penises are like monuments.

>>722734250
this is kinda' right. Oral sex has no role in the reproduction.

>>722722485
I've never seen one before in person

>>722734485
Incorrent. Increases arousal, bigger boner and loads, more lubrification, etc. Quite a few mammals practice oral sex.

>>722734636
My dog spends the day licking his weird dick

>>722734636
One important fact that you guys are missing is that we are COMPLEX animals.
The same reasons that make you go to a school, choose the kind of shoes you wear, etc etc (things that every other mammal CAN'T DO) are the same reasons that also makes HUMAN sex more complex, with way more variants. We can't say that something is a deviation just because its goal isn't reproductive

>>722734250
Did you miss the bus to school today?

All men will admit that a vagina wasn't what they thought it would be. Some guys get the Miss America of pussy and others get the Great and Almighty Sarlacc.

A dick as a monument though? I think you just made a Freudian slipped it up your ass bro.

>>722734854
I never said it's a deviation. I wrote the purpose of it from a biological point of view...

>>722734961
you didn't, but some people in the thread did

>>722734911
Not what men expected? How/why exactly?

Pussy was everything I expected and more with all its marvelous variety.

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>>722732886

Poke it!

>>722735136

I never had a close female relative. So I had zero chances to see the open face sandwich. I seen the bald part and slit.

Honestly, I had to motivation too, until my dick started working and I got curious.

I seen one in Hustler and quite frankly, I didn't expect it to look that way. I wasn't grossed out, I was just presented with nature and it's form.

I didn't know what I thought it was going to be besides a hole. I had a rocky path because of girls that were the obviously new to pussy hygiene.

What I enjoy is the warmth and the pheremonal high that a nice smelling pussy can produce.

Sure it isn't what I expected, I'm glad I can enjoy it through.

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>>722722485
wear shorts, yoga pants, high waisted pants doesnt matter. show off your pussy bulge, be proud of that sexy pussy. its hot.


what do? show it off. nice pussy btw

>>722736209
That does explain a lot. Usually people check their mothers out, sisters, whatever, start figuring out there must be lots of different types and by the time you get older it's like "woohoo, time to spin the pussy roulette" with each chick you try to bang.

I can figure out that a particular chick's cunt will look like from experience alone, there are some tells from the pants, skirt, etc. they wear, how they move and so on. I have surprisingly great accuracy, my gf comments on it, it's pretty funny, lol

>>722722485
Exercise.

>>722736536
So. How accurate was you in judging your gfs? Are you averse to a perfectly functional but "ugly" pussy?

Ever nibble on a bit of excess pussy lip? Its surreal.

>>722736657
Doesn't work. It must be some kinda of genetic defect, cause Even on my lowest weight my thingy still looks fatty.

>>722737109

Mons pubis is derived from mound or mountain. Having a little extra padding down there isn't a defect. Besides, it's obvious by the rest of your body whether its natural or lifestyle fat.

I remember I used to call my exgf's pussy fat, my pussy pilllow. I'd actually lay my head down there and watch TV. Comfy.

>>722736822
I love meaty pussies, I find them much more fun to munch on, though in terms of sensibility they all seem to be quite alike. There's simply more to play with when they're more meaty.

Yeah, figured out my gf, slightly butchy, loose denim shorts, the way she moved, I guessed she'd be mid-level meaty. It's wonderful.

Both taylor and Chloe must be blessed with lovely fat mounds, that's all I can say

>>722737780

Hmm, I didn't realize that a girl moved around her roast beef, depending on if it was thin sliced or deli carved.

I'm known to adjust the frank and beans from time to time. I can't imagine a woman stuffing a loose lip back into place though.

>>722738712
Chicks gotta rearrange the deal down there at times too, haha

What happened to this thread

>>722724381
That makes me hungry

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>>722722485
much better like this

>>722739674
It turned into the vagina monologues.

>>722722485
Some like Almond Joy
Some like Mons

>>722740314
pretty pussy