I'm a Japanese guy. feel free to ask me some questions.

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Yes?>>722722386

>>722722386
U still hate America for the great shame of surrendering to round eye?

>>722722527
what is it?

>>722722565
nope, we blame ourselves, the chinkyeye.

日本に住んでいますか

>>722722386
why are japanese suicidal ?

>>722722633
もちろんですよ～

Do you think 2 nukes were enough?

where should i visit in japan if i also want to go fishing

>>722722386
Do you have sex with vending machines?

>>722722386
whats it like to live in the cramped citys

where do you get your pocky from?

>>722722677
Do you even know what nukes are?

They were ATOM bombs you retard

Can you please tell me how to say this in Japanese?

"Hi, I'm selling chocolate for a trip to Japan. They're 3$ each. As you can see, I've spent a lot of time learning Japanese so I could go on this trip. Please help me achieve my goal."

>>722722656
the intense pressure at work, home, or school leads us in the path of suicide.

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The Japanese appear to be experts on the subject, so what is a good way to kill myself

>>722722664
>もちろん
どこですか自分は横浜に住んでいます。
何をしていますか。

>>722722677
NOPE! HAHAHAHA

>>722722386

how hard is it toearn multiple signs for each word/syllable?

you know like katakana and the sorts

Best city for sexual turism (only english speaking)

>>722722632
really? Does the newest generation seriously not hate America for dropping the bomb? Don't they want to avenge their nations honour with their katanas and shuriken and shit?

Ever bought used panties from a vending machine? How much do they cost and was it worth it?

>>722722690
You should go on a deep sea fishing trip off of the coast of Ibaraki and catch those creepy ass deep sea fish.

>>722722690
go to the Biwa river.

>this thread
weak bantz

>>722722695
nope.

>>722722386
R u japs racist? What's the jap version of a nigger?

>>722722703
it is pretty good, actually.

>>722722386
R u allowed to grow weed for personal use?

>>722722708
the store.

>>722722861
>You aren't helping

God /b is cancer meow

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>>722722386
Who is more racist, the Japanese or Australians?

WHY U KILLING SO MUCH WHALE! RETARDED?

If you're not going to answer the questions then at least post dome dank memes LEL XXDD

>>722722803
that kind of childish retro hatred is common only in Muslim countries and the US. The people of other nations don't care about past wars.

>>722723034
im not op
but
ive met australians online
and by god they are fucking rude and annoying

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>>722722386
I'm actually learning japanese. Any tips ?

>>722722744
こんにちわ。日本旅行の為にチョコを売っています。チョコはそれぞれ３ドルです。旅行の為に日本語を数時間尽くして勉強しました。私の夢を叶う為にご応援よろしくお願いします。

>>722722386
Where should the next nuke land?

>>722722753
hanging. just hang yourself.

>>722722386
how small is your dick?

>>722722754
俺も横浜に居ます。

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>>722723104
Strayans are stupid and brash, Japanese are smart and subtle

>>722723214
Thanks.

>>722722788
the best way, in my opinion, is to write the symbols while remembering their sounds. Works for us, and it should work for you.

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>>722723195
Yeah; don't.

>>722722792
Tokyo is the way to go.

>>722723102
Then why do u guys hate China so much? I would have thought u guys would have all seen the world the same way

Is your pussy sideways?

>>722722803
the old faggots hate America, but most of the new generation know its fucking Japan's fault.

Why r u japs so fuked up with sex?

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>>722722884
a kokujin

>>722722828
>>722722853
looks like lake biwa has largemouth fishing, and some salmon which I do here in canada, and lots of ocean fishing opportuunities for tuna.

>>722723416
cause of their behaviour now, not for past grudges, troll.

>>722723416
Not OP, but hating China is universal... Even the Chinese hate each other.

>>722722985
nope. Japan has one of the strictest weed laws in the world.

TNX for the Tokyo tip

>>722723034
i don't fucking know.

>>722723037
WE KILLU WHALE BECAZU WE EATTU DEMMU

>>722723345
I dunno mate. I've fucked some pretty brash Jap whores that come here. They are always surprised when they're talking in front of me to each other as if I'm not there, and I can not only understand them but tell them to not be so arrogant and rude.

I speak German and Russian too, and every time I've fucked one I've never been disappointed. They are amazing people. Asians, including Japs, are in my experience both vapid and naive.

>>722723195
get a tutor

>>722723600
Mexican here, even we hate china for no fucking reason.
>Also: Build the wall

>>722722677
>>722723243
fucking 9fags

>>722723243
ask Trump.

>>722723309
日本人本当に？
外国人と思います。

>>722723281
dunno. ask your mom about that.

>>722722386
Why are you guys so racist against blacks?

>>722723762
nope, just seen the weird shit they do.

>>722722738
You're not qualified to have this discussion, isn't it time you catch the bus to school soon?

>>722723416
i personally have no issue with the Chinese, but most Japanese people find them "annoying", maybe because of how they talk.

>>722723857
Not OP, but a black version of >>722723600 might be pretty accurate

>>722723418
no. I'm male.

>>722723892
Hah! Insulting slimeball, I got moved up TWO grades in school. Clearly YOU are the one lacking intelligence here.

>>722723736
Don't have a JL keyboard on my phone but noobs that don't know the alphabet and kanji will appreciate:

Nihon no go wa muzukazhi arimasen. Minesan wa benkyoushiraremasu

>>722723504
we are sex-starved, m8. GIVE ME SOME PUSSY

>>722723925
Then is your boipussy sideways?

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Do you live in Japan and if so where?

>>722722386
hows that japan workaholic culture treating you ?

>>722723776
まあ、俺はハーフたけど
お前の方が外国人でしょう！

>>722723857
not really. gotta admit, we are sometimes insensitive towards black people, but not even close to racism.

>>722723988
nah, it's upright.

>>722723995
I live in Yokohama.

>>722724022
im fine, mate. I even passed my highschool entrance exams last week.

is apple really popular in nippon?

>>722723861
that's for sure, but whenever I see this association "japan=nukes" it just pisses me off that those wannabe funny guys think this is a great joke.

>>722723857
For the same reason anybody is...

>>722724396
yep. i own an iPhone, but this laptop is a PC.

have you been to Osaka?

>>722724508
yes.

>>722722803
>Does the newest generation seriously not hate America for dropping the bomb?
not everyone is a kike or a Pole

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>>722724248
Thanks for the reply man. One of these days I want to plan a trip out there. Can you name of some interesting places to visit?

Also I'm very cheap so it's there any kind of home stays that are worth going to? If not then saving as much as I can will be plan B.

>>722723857
Because look what not being racist against blacks did to the West.

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I've always wondered, and its not a troll question.
What is the general publics opinion on what is known as "Crazy Japanese Inventions and Crazy Japanese TV Shows/Porn"?

Is it accepted as part of the culture without being frowned upon or questioned. Or is it just another exagerration made by the internet?

Pic not relevant, wanted to nostalgia a game I used to play.

>>722722386
How big is your dick

>>722724616
hmm... there is the best Chinatown in the world, the Landmark Tower, and Minato Mirai. the cheapest but best stay would be a "Weekly Mansion".

>>722724694
yeah, it is commonplace in our culture.

>>722722386
How often do you go to pink salons?

>>722724703
as long as half of a footlong sub,and as big as a tennis racket's handle.

>>722722386
pic of your 10/10

>>722724907
not even once. AIDS isn't common here, but i just don't wanna get a fucking STD.

>>722725004
sorry m8 my phone is broken and i dont have a camera.

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Are you depressed?

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>>722725124
no. are you depressed?

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>>722725199
I probably am..

>>722724858
Thanks for your answer!

With regards to the social media situation. I'm sure Japan has an own social network similar to Facebook. How different would Facebook be from a Japanese version, as in features and the communities general behavior on it compared to Facebook.

Once again, legitimate question.

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>>722725242
hang in there, m8.

>>722724959
>5.5 inches long, 4 inches wide
Is that a brick-dick?

>>722725292
well, the Facebook-ish social networking service in here is LINE. it's basically a chatting app.

>>722725324
no, it's a dick... yeah, it's a dick.

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>>722725295
thanks man.but I feel like it's not a straight path that'll once end, just because I've lived with it for a long time. it's more like a cycle

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>>722724781
Thanks bro. I've always heard about how beautiful it is in Japan. I know how stupid this will sound, but I've really fallen for anime and manga. Not to an extreme though.

How bad of a time an I going to have not knowing how to speak or read in your native language?

Lets talk nightlife.

Lets say for instance, a westerner walks into a bar. Would things be like your regular bar in Europe or the USA, or are there some sort of cultural differences visitors have to bear in mind when visiting a bar in Japan?

>>722725420
out of the /b/tards in here, i might be the most normie-like, so I might give you some of my advice. Think about the thing that makes you sad. Anyway, what makes you sad?

You're not interesting, and you answer the questions In the most basic way, you could be from anywhere. Either way kill yourself chink eyed tiny cock fucker

>>722725448
in the past, it is a matter of life and death, but now, Japan is slowly (but surely) globalizing. Our English education is improving. Most people are bad at English, but they can speak the basic (yet important) parts. You should be kind of okay. A little reminder , though: Don't be a fucking weeaboo, okay?

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>>722725729
You must be fun at parties dude..

>>722725729
we Japanese are one of the world's most boring people.

>>722725819
Yeah OP is fucking not let me tell you

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Multiple things that's been happening for years now are killing my spirit everyday. I feel like a shell now. no motivation, no goals, no achievements.
just your average, hopeless loser guy

>>722726011
>>722725574
was supposed to be a reply

>>722726011
we are all failures in our own little way. For example, I have no lovelife. Be happy and contented with what you have. Be thankful that you are still alive today, and always do your best to improve yourself.

>>722724493
are people as crazy about apple as they are in the west?

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>>722725806
Out of respect, I promise I won't, but you can't blame me for fantasising about it just a little.

Well, it's 05:20 here in California and I am about to pass out. It would be cool to talk and ask more, but sleep is a cruel mistress.

>>722726318
yep! too bad most cant really afford that shit without saving up.

are you a real nihonjin or just some Amerigan faggot pretending to be?

>>722726401
have a good rest.

>>722726505
nope. I am Japanese. go check my IP address.

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>>722726401
If you have Steam, add me if you want. It'd be cool to ask a few more questions when my face isn't in my pillow.

Anyone else can too if you wish. Idgaf

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>>722726210
I know I should be grateful for what I have, and when I think about or see how other people have it much worse than me, that acually gives me a boost of some sort, but it doesn't last long.

One thing I realized recently is that I've never done anything for myself. For the sake of my own happiness or success. Pretty much everything I did until now, was either mandatory or I was told to do, or I was helping someone. I don't really care about myself. Like now, I have multiple important tests coming up in the near future and i couldn't care less. It's just for me. If I had to write those instead of a friend, I'd give 120%. But for myself? I don't give a fuck about myself.

which is not healthy I guess, but I never knew any other way

>>722726587
are you a real nipponese or some Amerifag english teacher

>>722722386
Is it true that: Males dont fuck their wifes, they only fucks prostitutes, and that wifes are left to me fucked by their own sons?
Is incest that comum in japan?

>>722726531
Thank you, also >>722726611

>>722722386
what's the cheapest way to travel between Russia and Japan (the closest points possible of course) Are there any ferries to Sahalin or sth?

>>722726618
if i can glean anything from my experiences, most mandatory things are for your own good. Reconsider a bit. The things you think are bad for you might be for your own future. Let me tell you about my life. I am half Japanese, half Filipino (that's why I am fluent in English). I grew up in the Philippines. Life was really good, until we had massive debt. Times were really hard. I used to be a scholarship-level student, and I had to maintain it in order to be educated, because we had almost no money. There was one thing to do to pay off our debt: sell our house. Our house was worth a lot. We paid off the loan, and with the extra money, went back to Japan. Now, I am living comfortably, with zero debt. I had tough times, but I never gave up.

>>722726632
I'm Nipponese. I am fluent in English because I grew up in the Philippines. I'm half-Japanese, half-Flip.

>>722726672
hmm... the first part is true, but I have never heard of sons fucking their mothers. did you get this from a fucking incest hentai?

>>722727102
I really don't know, but Vladivostok is nearest to Japan. (I think Sakhalin is disputed territory.)

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>>722722386
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and try to cock block and only let the people pick the ugly people losers that is ugly and got poop skin and the ugly people losers smell like shit and want peopel to like ugly people losers that is gay and horny and lustful and smell like shit and is ugly cause lame and cant get guys

>>722727300
not that guy, but by the way - who and why is creating so much strange hentai? does it actually turn people on around there?

>>722727409
well, thanks anyway. Do you get many russian tourists in Japan?

>>722727470
the anime companies make this shit. Maybe men with lifelong Oedipus complexes like this shit (I've seen one of them, and it's in PornHub)

>>722727300
No, I actually saw it backup by an 90 research in a psychology magazine.

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>>722727104
That's tough. Yeah poverty is a problem I can relate to. Regarding the mandatory things, I see what you mean, and yeah, good point, it's usually for people's sake, but when I had the opportunity to choose, I was talked out of it, and forced to do something else, because that'll be much more benefical to me. And yes, logically speaking, they were right, but I was pretty devistated. I'm talking about the time I had to choose university. I wanted to get into the arts, and was talked out of it, and now I'm studying law. I know I could do something with art after I've finished studying law, but to be honest, I'm not sure if I want to anymore. My spirit has been broken I think. I have no inner force driving me to a certain goal, I have no motivation etc.

But thanks for answering, best of luck to you.

Have you ever eaten doggo? or kitty?

>>722727646
mind posting the sauce? psychologist here, I'dlove to read that

>>722727632
>anime companies
can you elaborate? whom are they working for? do many people enjoy it? what are they exactly?

rakuten or amazon

>>722727528
In hindsight, there are a lot of Russian tourists in here. (Some Russian ladies are working in Russian-themed pubs)

>>722727716
nope. ask a Chinese person.

>>722727792
AMAZON

>>722727811
so there must be a way through the border. Thank you very much, I intend to hitchike there one day
How much time would you suggest for learning japanese for very basic communication?

>>722727928
why

>>722727781
lol apparently, I'm not allowed to talk about anime stuff in /b/. I got a warning.

>>722722386
I'm going to finish my BS in Software Engineering, do you know the job market for things like that over there? I hear the best option is to find a foreign business that has an office there, not locally run businesses.

>>722727725
That would be hard to do now, but if you look up at sci-hub or libgen you may find it.
I saw it long time ago.

>>722727937
well, if you are really intent on learning, study it for at least 12 hours a day, or get a tutor.

>>722723696
I thought it was because you thought the whales and dolphins dropped the bombs on Japan

>>722728040
the IT industry in here is booming, m8. You're right. you better find some sort of foreign company with sizeable numbers of foreign employees. Locally run businesses wont accept you if you don't know how to speak Japanese.

>>722728114
I meant the number of days. I just need to be able to say like five sentences or so and be able to use a dictionary

>>722728129
that sounds like the plot of some sort of Sharknado spinoff.

>>722727928
I thought Rakuten was cheaper and better?

>>722728035
fuck that shit. the rules on /b/ are still LOL NOPE
please, I need to know

>>722728113
yeah, only tell me the keywords or sth. I won't be able to search scihub with nothing, huh?

>>722728358
It was a South Park episode

>>722728114
>at least 12 hours a day

that's not healthy man.

>>722728318
ooooh... if you try hard enough, 1 day is all it takes. If you have other things to do in your life, take your time.

>>722727949
>>722727928
>>722728453
Answer me you impure halfu faggot or I will kil yuo

>>722728363
im not fond of Rakuten because they dont sell as much foreign stuff as Amazon. Plus, most people nowadays use Amazon.

>>722728287
What if I want to life in Osaka prefecture.

>>722728368
lol just go to PornHub and enjoy. I will get banned if I answer. sorry.

>>722727725
Looking at google I found this, look like it was in rural areas.
http://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of-incest/

"One of the most endogenous societies in the world, Japan has approved of incestuous marriages in court circles even in historical times.(152) Preferred sibling, cousin, uncle-niece and aunt-nephew marriages have been so extensive that genetics experts have discovered that the inbreeding has affected their size and health.(153) How often this incestuous marriage system occurred in traditional Japan is still largely unexplored. One indication of what is likely to be found is a 1959 study by Kubo showing that there were still rural areas in Japan where fathers married their daughters when the mother had died or was incapacitated, “in accordance with feudal family traditions.(154) Kubo concluded that incest was considered “praiseworthy conduct” in many traditional rural families. In the 36 incest cases he studied in Hiroshima, he found that there was often community moral disapproval of the families who lived in open incestuous marriages, but that the participants themselves did not think of it as immoral. In fact, when the father was unavailable to head the family, his son often took over his role and had sex with his sister in order “to end confusion in the order of the home.” Other members of the family accepted this incest as normal."

>>722728660
what the fuck are you even talking about? moot appeared in the thread or sth?

>>722728429
oh.That's why it kinda sounded familiar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08QmPfwFLQg

>>722728747
joot can do fuck all, hiroshima owns the board now

>>722728287
I hear you have to be acceptionally well to be payed nearly what we make in the US. Is this true or is America just deflated. I imagine the cost of living in Japan is drastically less anyway.

>>722728424
Try incest japan, something like that. Or incest japan psychology magazine, you know how to search... I am not sure, but I guess I found the magazine from this site citations.
>>722728677

>>722728747
no. I just got a warning.

>>722728621
why not? What's the difference?

>>722728811
warning from who?

>>722728677
WOW.

>>722728677
thank you so much good sir, you truly brighten my days.
I indeed know how to look for it. That's going to be fun

I'm a korean dude that hasn't been to korea in years
How bad is the rivalry and what are your thoughts on the recent scandal revolving the south korean president?

>>722722386
What mechanical keyboard do you own?

>>722728880
a mod. you haven't got a warning before?

>>722728809
Yeap, it was from this site. And it goes on about it.
http://psychohistory.com/articles/the-universality-of-incest/

"Western observers even today often notice that Japanese mothers still masturbate their young children during the day in public and at night in the family bed – in order, they say, “to put them to sleep.”(156) The average Japanese today sleeps with his or her children until the children are ten or fifteen years old,”(157) – one recent Japanese study found daughters still sleeping with their fathers over 20 percent of the time even after age sixteen.(158) Even when the home contains a dozen rooms or more, parents and grandparents feel “lonely” if they sleep apart from
the children in the family, and therefore go to bed with some child every night (the mean age in one study of children sleeping alone is 12.7 years).(159) Since so many families still practice what is termed dakine co-sleeping – with the parent or grandparent sleeping while physically embracing the child, a practice said to be beneficial to the health of the adult”(160) – and since most Japanese parents still regularly have sexual in-tercourse while the child is in bed with them,(161) one wonders how scholars can continue to maintain that nothing sexual usually happens to the Japanese child in the family bed, particularly since none have yet ask-ed the children themselves about their sexual experiences."

>>722728861
Not Tokyo or kyoto

>>722728811
>>722728880
yeah, wtf happened? did yakuza knocked at your door, OP?
is moot from yakuza?

>>722722386
How is the immigrant crisis in Europe portrayed in Japanese mainstream media? What is the general opinion among Japanese ordinary people?

In case you didn't hear ther are packs of young muslims roaming certain cities in search for rape of white girls. They also attend festivals and surround their victims in the crowd and no one can see that the girl is being raped.

>>722728986
never, you get banned straight up here

i think someone's fucking with you

>>722728998
oh my fuck. now that's some cool lecture. Is the sauce credible?

>>722728959
hmm... the rivalry aside, the controversy surrounding the "comfort women" stupid Japanese soldiers in WWII raped in Korea. About the recent scandal involving the President, that is essentially modern-day Rasputin.

>>722728802
where are you from?

>>722729138
The number are citations, look them up at the site.

>>722729082
>>722728986
yeah, definitely fucking with you. check the official rules if you think *we* may be shitting you. Then proceed to tell us about that anime stuff!

>>722729224
Chicago area, US

>>722729082
LOL i really don't know... i used to be banned in /r9k/, though.

>>722729015
LOL there is no fucking difference, m8.

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Why do you need this much attention you stupid wuss?

>>722729320
ah, that's another story. /b/ has own (lack of)rules. they only ban you for pizza here

The most commonly reported incest occurs when the mother sees her son masturbate as a teenager and tells him, “It’s not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you,” or “You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body,” or “I don’t want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead.”(166) The researchers found that Japanese mothers and sons often sleep in the same bed and have sex together, although the exact incidence in the population was not investigated. According to the phone interviews, Japanese mothers teach their sons how to masturbate, helping them to achieve first ejaculation in much the same manner as they earlier helped them with toilet training.(167) Most of the sons had no sexual experience with another woman, and became jealous of the mothers’ having sex with their fathers, feeling they should have the right to monopolize the mothers – perhaps helping explain why one informant told a family planning expert: “We have no Oedipal problems in Japan – there’s no competition from the father.(168) Mother recent Japanese book, based on one hundred incest reports, confirms these observations, including the unusually high rate of mother – son incest, although it, too, provides no way to determine true national incidence rates.(169)

>>722729315
oh. I thought you're from Europe. It depends on the exchange rate, but normally, it is expensive to live here... i guess?

>>722729477
Coleman, Family Planning in Japanese Society, p.177, finds most families respond to questions about why they have sex in the same bed with children by saying it would be “selfish” not to do so.
Ibid, p.191.
Ibid, p.188.
Kimi Kawana. Misshitsu no Haha to Ko [Mother and Child in the Closed Room]. Tokyo: Ushio Shuppan Sha, 1984.
Edgar Gregersen, Sexual Practices.’ The Story of Human Sexuality. New York: Franklin Watts, 1983, p~ 246, cites Kinsey-style studies that show from 60 percent to 90 percent of Japanese husbands have extramarital intercourse.
Michio Kitahara, “Incest-Japanese Style.” The Journal of Psychohistory 17(1989): 445-50.
Machio Kitahara, “Childhood in Japanese Culture,” The Journal of Psychohistory 17(1989): 56.
Coleman, Family Planning in Japanese Society, p.178.
Mutsuo Takahashi, Ed., Kinjirareta Sei [Forbidden Sex]. Tokyo: Ushio Shuppan Sha, 1984.

>>722728778
this is awesome.

>>722729400
nope. some people have some questions they want attention to, so why not answer them?

>>722729477
>“We have no Oedipal problems in Japan – there’s no competition from the father
best thread ever

>>722722386
Do you know the story of Nello and Patrasche?

>>722729425
lol the warning said that anime-related topics should be discussed in /a/, and if i commit another offense, i will get banned.

>>722729657
nope. could you please enlighten me?

>>722729024
well, it's a lot more objective than CNN or Fox News, and most are for the acceptance of refugees.

>>722729770
look, if you hadn't been so cool OP I'd already use some unfavourable comment on your thinking abilities. THE RULES ARE FOR EVERY CHANNEL *OTHER* THAN /B/
EVERY-FUCKING-THING WHICH ISN'T STRAIGHT-OFF ILLEGAL GOES ON /B/
really
seriously
check the rules yourself, the first 3 or so state it clearly already

>>722730004
oh, okay... whoops. sorry for being a dirty fucking newfag.

>>722729936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGG6_f2QGkM

I really hope at least Japan has the common sense not to let these people spread in their country.

>>722730004
so that means... a mod is messing with me...

>>722730200
no probs mate
you can easily apologize answearing to my older post
>>722727781

>>722730292
[x-files theme]

>>722730212
well, Japan is rather strict in immigration policy... so if those people commit more acts like that, they might get deported.

>>722729836
In my hometown there's this stone with writings on it in Japanese. They told me it's about a story that's supposed to be very famous in Japan called "a dog of flanders".
Few people from my country actually know the story but Japanese tourists seem to love it. It's said to embody the spirit of the samurai.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Dog_of_Flanders

>>722722690
Don't fish in Japan lol

>>722727781
most just adapt doujin, or are original works. they are independent companies, not partnered with any mainstream company. Fat,friendless faggots kill off their sperm cells by fapping to hentai (like me)

>>722730503
lol that story is as overrated as Chipotle... the loyalty of the dog and the "never say die" attitude of the boy really resound to the Japanese collective spirit.

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do you eat whale cock?
How much does it cost?

Is Japanese McDonald's any good?

what are your favorite youtube (or niconico) channels?

>>722730853
nope. I don't know how much it costs, because i've never seen one.

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Do you draw well?

>>722730611
so who are the actual readers? some mainstream people?

>>722730885
OH MY FUCKING GOD this shit is good. Capitalism strikes again, with healthy but delicious food.

>>722731023
nope. outcasts of mainstream society read them. the irony is, they make up a sizeable part of contemporary society itself.

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>>722730986
no.

>>722731294
>have an amazing comic culture in your country
>read fucking xkcd instead

wow

>>722731170
I see
so what subcultures do you have there? do you have something that could be compared to hipsters?

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>>722731294
I had this stupid stereotype stuck in my head that most of the japanese people can draw at least moderately good.

thanks for disproving it OP, lol

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>>722731490
GTFO it's one of the best threads this month

>>722731423
lol you might get your mind blown... but, I don't like manga and anime. For me, they are just trifles that might be detrimental to Japanese society. I used to read xkcd, though.
>is japanese
>dislikes manga and anime

>>722722386
whats crime like there? have you ever been the victim of a random street crime? amerifag here from st louis, always interested to see how other cities are around the world compared to my shit town

>>722722386
when will japan fix it's drug laws?

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>>722731490
SORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRYSORRY (repeat for eternity)

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APOLOGISE FOR ATTACKING AMERICA JAPAN XDDD

>>722731675
never been. almost all crime happens at night. I'm active during the day.

>>722725242
Kill la kill ep 12

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>>722731711
dunno, maybe when edgy Japanese drug addicts stop ruining their lives

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Ever see Susumu Hirasawa or P-Model in concert?

>>722731823
um, you don't go to some clubs/bars at weekend nights or sth?

>>722722803
90% of japanese youth are extremely pussified
like males listening to pop music, wearing skinny jeans and need a fucking haircut pussified.

shit i saw a jap guy my age with what appeared to be a womans purse just today.

swear to fuck these kids would get stabbed dressing the way they to where i am from

>>722731854
I saw some people recommending Kill la kill, looked up some scenes, but I found the animation a bit weird, like it's not that solid somehow. Should I not bother with that and give it a chance?

>>722731887
SURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHINGSURETHING

>>722731959
i'd rather stay home and study (and maybe go to 4chan once in a while)

>>722732011
Just watch it. You'll like it.

>>722731973
>where i am from

that could be almost any other country m8

>>722731956
nope. never heard of them

>>722732134
Is the story good? It involves clothes that give people some sort of boost right? but I could mistake it for another anime

>>722732176
I'm learning Japanese just so I can understand the lyrics! You should SO go. He does a lot of anime soundtracks

>>722731973
where are you from?

>>722731938
drug addicts?
yeah how about cannabis, all of the conventional hallucinogens and mdma? those are all relatively safe and non addictive.
definitely all safer than alcohol and or tobacco.

how about just the cannabis, when will japan fix the cannabis laws that that retard macarthur set up?

what's your favorite show on japanese tv? doesn't have to be a j-drama

>>722732337
lolwut I'm pretty sure McArthur didn't make a law concerning drugs... he just influenced the Constitution of Japan. I'm sure its the conservative society's doing. Frankly, I don't even have a say in this, because I have never taken drugs before, and plan to never do drugs.

>>722732467
all jap tv is cancer.
heck, all jap media is cancer.

>>722732467
Quiz shows. definitely the quiz shows.

>>722732605
>>722732653
which one of you is OP. I'm guessing the one who says jap

>>722732116
I see
so what do you do for fun with your friends?

Also did you ever happened to read "The man in the High Castle" by P.K.Dick?

>>722732720
nope im the one who said quiz shows

>>722732789
oh, the other one must be a faggot then

What do the japanese think about indians(pajeets) ?
When are you gonna make anime real ?

pls resbond

>>722732584
McArthur banned cannabis. Cannabis(taima) is an important part of traditional Japanese culture and the Shinto religion. Before McArthur banned it taima was Japan's 2nd most cultivated plant.

Not taking drugs is a waste of your life, literally opting out of consciousness.

You drink alcohol right? alcohol is a drug. Alcohol one of the worst, dirtiest drugs a person can do.

Try good drugs like mushrooms.

>>722732834
pajeet detected

>>722732865
Wow nice deduction skills faggot, would you like a mcfuckingkillyourself with that ?

>>722732742
I do video games, go shopping, do basketball,and study with my friends. never read it yet.

>>722732827
I'm OP, the guy who said quiz shows. who was the other guy?

>>722732918
>trying this hard to fit in
don't you have some gangraping to do my brown friend

>>722732985
some nerd, ignore him

is it true that the birth rate is sharply declining and elementary schools are being shut down because of it?

>>722732987
I can already tell that you're a newfag. It shows, work on your shitposting or simply lurk moar :^)

>>722732834
ohoho we very like a naan bred vely much
but you cully too spicy for a japanese fravor

poppadom vely funny word to us japanese

If I went to Japan, as an Irish American, would I be considered well endowed in your country?

>>722733086
>newfag
get with the program pajeet, we call them newfriends now. newfag is an oldmeme that tryhard newfags like you use.

>>722732931
so is there no culture of night life in Japan in general, or are you non-typical in this respect?

too bad you haven't read it, I'd love to know if the Jap culture is well depicted there.

>>722732855
Again, I'm not sure, but I think that cannabis was not used in Shinto. No offense, but drugs are for people who are way too unhappy with their lives. I don't even drink alcohol.

>>722733155
>newfriends

kek no. "newfriend" is a term popularised by oldfags to weed out newfgs like you. Looks like you fell for it.

>>722722386
do japanese highschool girls still advertise outcall?

>>722733211
>drugs are for people who are way too unhappy with their lives
there are other purposes as well, as for example looking for meaning or trying to better understand the world, you know.
Noth hating though, do what you like

>>722733286
nice, did you get that from knowyourmeme? good going pajeet, read up

>>722732834
I have zero issues about Indians or Pakistanis. Most Japanese people respect them, but (in a non-racist) stereotype them with curry or yoga, or something like that.

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what's your dreamjob?

>>722733448
well, you should have issues with them both, they are disgusting and smell like shit

>>722733342
There is an easier way to better understand the world: Deep thought.

>>722733552
maximum kek

>>722733333
hell yeah! I've seen some ads, too.

>>722733574
kekkekkekkekkekkek

>>722733211
see thats that jap brainwashing speaking again.
cannabis is the sacred plant of shinto. they used to call it asa. taima is just a scary name the government gave it.

there are many different drugs. some may be taken by sad people, true enough. smart people use drugs to expand their minds.

Albert Einstien loved LSD and cocaine. I am not saying "ohh drugs are for smart people"
many stupid people take drugs too, then they ruin it for everyone else. Remember what happened with dappo herb? stupid people thought it would be a good idea to drive and take unknown drugs.

alcohol kills more people daily than cannabis has done in over 5000 years of recorded history.

how does your country feel about china making artificial islands in the south china sea to claim the naval territory there for the oil?

>>722733453
I want to be a doctor.

>>722733700
>taima
lol I remembered that one scene in Kara no Kyokai 7 in an creepy weed plantation inside a warehouse

>>722733700
I've never heard of that. Are you Japanese?

How does it feel that the worst Korea makes better products than you now?

>>722733857
he's a fatboy weeb who thinks it's cool to spout shit from facebook

>>722733713
Most think that it is a scumbag move. Many Anti-China protesters are wondering why the UN hasn't done anything to reprimand China yet.

>>722733939
the worst Korea? North Korea? If you're talking about South Korea, companies will be mad. As for me, I don't really care.

Why do you hate dorrrfins?

>>722733857
no but i live here and i cant tolerate this country's bullshit any longer without some fucking drugs.

why do you think people are not having babies and jumping in front of trains so much?

it's because japan has a very serious drug problem; there's no fucking drugs... or at least not enough.

>>722733748
nice

>>722734129
you fucking gaijin slime polluting based nippon with your drug bullshit GTFO there right now

>>722734129
probably because they work 15 hours a day man. this could be the reason for both of the things you mentioned

Is it true Jap Denim is superior quality? Fashionable faggot asking...

>>722734129
m8, i don't really know what the root of the problem is, though.

Is it still hard to find a seat at Jiros?

>>722734239
I really don't know, but I like USA-made Levi's denim.

>>722734296
you have to make an book a week in advance i think

Why you hate tattoos Jap nigger? Yet your women's go slutwild over them.

>>722734340
Nigger, those are made in Cheena

>>722734404
Negro those are made in Bangladesh

>>722734296
What's that? A Japanese restaurant chain? We don't have that here, though.

>>722734436
That old fag that makes the best sushi ever...so they say

>>722734354
well, the Yakuza likes tattoos.

>>722734201
go cry-wank yourself to sleep weeb. don't come here.

>>722734209
right, imagine how much easier working 15 hours a day would be if you could at least smoke a joint when you get home? and then the attitude adjustment that would come with that where people would more likley opt out of unpaid overtime, then actually be more productive for the 8 hours a day they do work.
jap workers that actually office for 15 hours a day spend half of that napping. napping in office is honorable.

>>722734277
japan at least needs cannabis back. banning mushrooms in '02 was super dumb too.

>>722734436
sushi shop in ginza

it's japan's highest rated and most famous restaurant worldwide

>>722734493
sorry, but I've never heard of that. Probably a chain in America or something

Will the Koreans ever forgive you?

>>722734522
fuck you minimum wage english teaching cocksucker, i'll come there and personally fuck you up

>>722734592
dunno.

Is the punk band Guitar Wolf still around? That was my fav export from your people