Roast me /b/

Dude you look like your name is Phillip

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Nigga has one eye bigger than the other.

>>722718682
You look like a wax sculpture that started to melt.

>will be bald before he's 30

enjoy it while it lasts

>>722718682
No go away

You look like you rape your stuffed animals

>>722718814
I do have a lazy eye, so it appears your perception is better than mine.

>>722719073

I'm fucking blind and I saw that shit

>>722719109
Kek

>>722719109
You'd be surprised how many people miss that shit. Also the dent in the head. People are idiots

>>722718830
I like to think I take after Henry Cavill

Forest Whitaker lookin ass
the side of your head looks like Hiroshima after ww2

>>722719502
Kek. I like this.

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>>722718682
Not meant to be a roast but you seriously look like you want to kill yourself. Please seek help/reconstructive surgery.

Get in the oven, ill come over and twist the knob