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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! I JUST BUSTED A NUT AND A SHITTON

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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING! I JUST BUSTED A NUT AND A SHITTON OF FUCKING BLOOD CAME OUT! WHAT THE FUCK DO IT DO!?
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Go the doctor, ya dip!
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What the actual fuck
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Looks normal to me
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>>722716986
Did you accidentally the whole thing?
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>>722716986
Start a thread about it on /b/.
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Cannibal corpse called, they want their song title back.
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>>722716986
is it coming from inside or is the exterior bleeding?
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dude straight up miscarried his load.
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sad city
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Reverse image search works wonders...
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>>722716986
Learn to google. Or better yet go to ER.
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>>722716986
thats definitely a sexually transmitted infection.
You're balls are dying boy oh you best get yourself medically treated asap before they amputate your boys.
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hospital.
now.
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lol medfag here, you had a clot of blood mixed with sexual fluid (most likely you injured yourself internally so blood got caught in the semen stream)
it mixed with sperm giving the form you see, I wouldn't worry, but if next time you pee it hurts it could be a sign of a broken vessel or a form of cancer
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You dying
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>>722716986
Does anyone else find this extremely attractive?
Sorry about your problem OP but post more i need to bust my normal nut
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>>722717064

It seems to be inside, noticed how the blood is mixed in with his load, I don't spot any lacerations so something is definitely going on internally.
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>>722716986
stop edging so much
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>>722717073
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>>722717040
kek
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Probably just tore your frenulum, it bleeds a lot but should stop quickly and heals in like 2-3 weeks
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>>722716986
so you went to a blood orgy quit showing off
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>>722717092
WE LIKE TO PRETEND THERE'S REAL DRAMA. Leave us alone.
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Haha I caught gonorrhea once and I shot a load with blood in it
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>>722716986
Serious physical trauma, testicular cancer, prostate cancer, bacterial infection, ect. It could be a lot of things most of which are serious.
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>>722716986
probably ruptured your urethra or something.. does it sting inside?
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>>722717384
or this>>722716986
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>>722716986

I had this happen to me when I was 12 and hadn't had much experience fapping

stopped for a week and it went away
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>>722717064
No, it appears to be eternal bleeding.
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I've done this before, it's was a small tear in the urethral lining.
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>>722717886
"eternal bleeding" : such a rare meme that it is not on knowyourmeme


I've been looking for years for it to appear on that site but alas it is still not there.

IDK why i give a shit though
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>>722716986
Time stamp larping faggot
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>>722717886
I love this term. It makes my tummy turn spin in 180° circles.
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>>722717950
>referring to /b as 4chan
i remember my first week on here, ah good times
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this is now a dubs thread
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>>722718300
Chekd
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>>722718300
Oh shit nigger.
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>>722718300
Checked rekt and keked, the holy trinity.
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>>722718300
nice
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>>722718388
checked
we onto something now
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>>722718388
Ceked
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>>722718300
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trips now
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if digits, op's benis bleeds forever
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You have busted too many times and in your sack there is blood so when there is no more semen and just blood guess what comes out?
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>>722716986
Keep on fappin baby. Use that blood as all natural lube and go out in a blaze of glory, dick in hand. You only yolo once
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>>722718541
dubs?
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Welp, I now can't ever fap again. I keep thinking about going to fap and think of a bloody dick. Fuck.
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Nah, that's normal. Just nut inside a girl and act like it's coming from her
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>>722716986
tha booty was too fine. you busted a nut, and then your veins followed.
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>>722718721
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>>722718300
chex
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>>722716986
Prop fag here. The blood would not be that color coming from your cock. Your palm being slightly orange gave away your bullshit. Live alone suffer queen bait.
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Did you shove a pencil down your penis recently?
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>>722717073
>>722718300
>>722718388
>>722718721

Nice
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>>722719165
Using the word cancer is like using the word mod. Both don't have a meaning and are useless.

>inb4 ban
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>>722718300
Fucking checked
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>>722716986
it's obvious you're having your first period.
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>>722716986
you are now a woman
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>>722719203
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>>722719233
CHECKCEPTION
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>>722719310
Jokes on you, I only speak lojban so I don't know what desu means.
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>>722717950
>welcome to 4chan
Hurr durr only people on this site have seen this image or anything similar durr
Welcome to the internet.
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>>722716986
Fuck off pleb we know it's ketchup
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>>722719241
I am a medical professional with 7 years of experience and I agree
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Listen to I Cum Blood on repeat?
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>>722716986
you have cancer anon
go to the doctors tell them what happend
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>>722716986
His dick is bleeding but he posts it on 4chan where you have like 5% chance of actual help. Call ambulance.
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is op here
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>>722716986
http://www.medicinenet.com/blood_in_semen/article.htm
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>>722716986
Bust another nut to fix it. It happens.
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>>722720329
Ben Gay ultra strength ugggh Ben Gay BEN GAY What The Fuck Ben Gay What The Shit
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>>722717950
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what the actual fuck OP, id ask for a timestamp to prove its real but i dont want to see that picture again so fuck it, go to the hospital you dipshit
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>>722717073
KEK
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might be cancer. not kidding
you should really visit a doc
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>>722720232
he dead lol
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can you post the pic you were jacking to that caused this

>ill have what hes having.jpg
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>>722716986
Drink a shit ton of cranberry juice
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>>722720723
Agree he had shock and before his dead posted this post.
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>>722719939
> Being this new
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>>722720448
Grand dad?
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>>722720957
Yes
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>>722716986
Darling, it's just your bidy telling that you are now a woman, a perfectly natural process called the menstrual cycle.
It's such a shame society conditions young women such as yourself, that girls can't have penises. It's making people worried over nothing.
Just go the drugstore and buy some tampons, and jam it in there, it should stop in a few days ;)
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Your penoid gland has self destructed, cut of your left testis before it spreads to vital organs
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>>722719423
>>722717950
both cringy
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>>722716986
Trap on the rag. Put a coton bud inside your dick time.
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>>722716986
haha imagine a world where cum was actually not red but like blue or white or something unnatural like that lol. crazy ideas. nice nut tho
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>>722722652
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>>722716986
Man period don't worry its normally common in man :^)
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>>722716986
"and that was the last day op could have had children"
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hak
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>>722722837
shut up Jim
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Go sex change
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thank you for ruining my fap session
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>>722717073
KEK
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>>722716986
> blood comes out of dick
>> let's start a thread
Go to the Hospital you dip.
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>>722722652
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>>722722652

fuck

I can stand all kinds of gore etc but this just hurts to watch.
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>>722724716
I know what you mean, the girls legs/feet/shoes look cute, and the domination in kind of hot, but then you see that she makes it bleed and you're like

Penis please. Why?
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>>722718300
Where's mine?
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>>722716986
jesus in a basket wtf did you do op
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>>722716986
OP! this happened to my boyfriend. he had an infection. just get on antibiotics, probably azithromycin ( thats what bf took) cleared up within a week. if it doesnt hurt, once on antibiotics, cum at least once a day and pee frequently drink lots of water
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>>722717073
lel
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>>722716986
you just had your first period.

you are a man now
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>>722717073
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>>722717073
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>>722722652
I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUKING PIECE OF STEAK OR SOMETHING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>722717073
Put me in the screenshot.
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>>722722652
I was laughing uncontrollably at this whole thread then this.
oh GOD NO
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>be me
>2 mins ago
>fapping
>cum had a few drops of blood with it
>panic.mp3
>google that shit
>could be cancer
>EXTRA_PANIC.mp4
>unintentionally, out of habit, I go to /b/
>this thread on the front page
WELP
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Stop entertain this sad mentally ill troll, y'all.
Fucking pathetic.
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This website needs to be stopped
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I think you popped ur cherry OP
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>>722716986
GO TO HOSPITAL
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>>722717073
Put me in the screenshot
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>>722716986
>LITERALLY BUSTED A NUT
WELL DON'T STOP THERE, KEEP GOING, Y'KNOW FOR SCIENCE AND SHIT!
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the revival
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>>722716986
med student here. Look perfectly normal to me, just a tiny vein inside your testicle that popped.
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