Ask a cat anything. Yes, I am actually a cat. Meow.

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You like fish heads?

>>722715165
What animal are you?

How are you able to type with paws?

would you let me rub your belly?

>>722715165
Why are cats such dicks ?

>>722715223
Meowwww!!!!!!

>>722715226
Catticus-felineus meowww!

>>722715262
???

>>722715300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

>>722715265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

>>722715283
becase you dont know how to treat them, thats literally the same as asking, "why did a dog bite me when i tried to pet it?"

because they are animals and you should know better, because they cant.

>>722715278
Mrrrreow *claws!*

>>722715394
as i thought.

>>722715283
Hssss!!!

>>722715391
But they literally are dicks to everyone and everything, by default. A cat my grandma had for 10 years attacked her one day for no reason, her leg was bleeding so bad she had to go to the hospital. Also, they're constantly murdering everything, but that's their nature I guess.

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>>722715283
Because this is my cousin and he'll fuck you up.

>>722715518
well they are predators, but you are still not seeing that they are animals and uncapable of thought.
I could give you a list of reasons why dogs are dicks, but you would just get all autistic on me so im not gonna.

The cat must have had a reason to attack her and my honest guess, considering that she was old is that she stepped on the cat and she just didnt want to admit it, or maybe the cat was old and confused, idk, whatever the reason is you cant just go calling all cats dicks because of a story you heard.

>>722715165
Korin, give me your keys. You're drunk.

>>722716016
But my name is Kiko. Meowww

>>722715165

Are you on the web? Are you batting at the strings inside my head?

>>722716134
Meow?
Illuminati confirmed.

>>722716254


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck

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Do you own any hats?

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>>722717202

Well, I am a culiflower, and I can't talk, so I'm not able to ask you anything. Sucks to be culiflower.

>>722717493
sorry but you being able to type kind of breaks the illusion for me :(

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>>722717493

>>722715165

What does pussy taste like.

>>722717603
CANNIBULISM MEOW!
How does human taste? MEOW!

so.. you a boy cat, or a girl cat?

>>722715283
"Hey cat, why are cats such dicks."
"Why human? Because FUCK YOU, that's why."

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>>722717284
>>722717284
>>722717284
huehuehue

>>722715278
its a privilege if a cat let you rub its belly

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>>722717691
Yes.

>>722717758
Pink privilege.

>>722715165
What are you looking at when you're scratching the walls and shit?

pss pss pss *rubs fingers together* over here kitty pss pss

>>722717903
Cat's have xray and thermal vision. You stupid humans don't???

>>722717773
well witch is it? i would like to know

>>722717930
HEY!!!
HEY!!!!!!

WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR HAND!!!!???!?!?!!!???!!

>>722717977
>>722717903

yeah they see shit flying around that us humans cant persevere

>>722717758
yes i know, it took years to gain my cats trust to the point i dont have to be afraid of claws when i rub her belly.
but cats are different, the male cats we've had seem to enjoy it way more.

>>722717996
...oh ya know.. gust some... catnip.

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>>722718226

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>>722718226
i laa dat shit mayn

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>>722715165
Who do cats always throw up on the carpet?

(goddamnit)

>>722718422
Carpet is love.
Carpet is life.
Carpet is where I- huuu-huuu-huuu-huuu-huuuu *harffff*

>>722718422
Mice and birds.

>>722718498
What are doors?

>>722718422
More importantly, why do cats insist on coming back inside before throwing up if they happen to be outside when the urge to puke hits?

(^=ᴥ=^)

>>722718570
those big tall swinging things that teleport you into different rooms, us humans can use them whenever we want. unlike your kind.

>>722718570
Those are the walls that humans can open briefly and go through.

>>722717726
I like it

>>722718786
>>722718746
WITCHCRAFT!!!

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>>722718687
Yeah lol I have 3 and I've never seen them throw up outside.

Pic is them when they were young.

>>722718816
ill show you witchcraft *picks you up by the scruff*
yeah-h what now pussy cat.

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can you do this?

>>722718867
my cat brings me huge fuck-off rats and leaves them by my front door. think there some kind of gift or something.

>>722719009
you feed me, now i feed you, meowww!! ^__^

>>722717993
Yes.

>>722717993
cat gender. duh.

>>722719227
>>722719363
holy shit its not that hard! do you or do you not have a dick!.

>>722715165

how many rats did you eat today

>>722719479
Gross!!!
I just kill for pleasure.

>>722715165
whats your favorite spot for pats?
chin, behind the ears, the top of your head, the bottom of your back??

>>722719549
that's dark man.

>>722719549
i havent seen a single bird or mouse go to waste yet and i've seen quite a few dead ones, what are you on about?

If your cat doesnt eat the rats they catch, you are feeding them too much, this, is a fact.

fuck cats, they need to die

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>>722719638

>>722715165
Ever wondered how it feels if someone just hammered a rusty nail in one of those eye gaugs ?.

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>>722719729
>t. dog

>>722717284
>>722715165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thYHQFZL82U

HAHAHAH little faggot

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>>722719885
That's a big cat

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>>722719932
kek. do this one

>>722719422
cat organ

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>>722719987

>>722719913
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e8_1425739036

Happy Caturday !

>>722720018
SON OF A BITCH!

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>>722720089
Thanks m8. Here's a Floersch for you.

>>722720105
>liveleak

Not clicking that shit, doggo.

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>>722719735
lol you cunt

>>722720187
seen it before in webm form countless times, you propably have too.
but you dont need to mind him, he is just a cat hating cunt who got clawed from kicking the cat or something, a stupid motherfucker in other words.

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>>722719693
>mfw they always leave mouse intestines full of shit lying around

>>722720279
Cats are weak pieces of CRAP.
A loin bites it in half without even using a 10th of its strenght. HAHAHAHAHA.

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>>722719549

somewhere I heard that Jews were nicknamed "rats".

And that all those Disney stories about rats outsmarting cats are the vengeance of the Jews who control the media.

>>722720312
only seen that a couple of times, but dont lie, you wouldnt eat rat shit either.

Ever gone fishing? yeah you dont eat every part of the fish and they dont even have bones, mice do.

>>722719885

lost

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>>722720312

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>>722720381
Go away doggo. No one likes you here.

logan click post a reply you faggot

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>>722720421
kek

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>>722720385
how much did the hola cost.

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>>722715165
What is your position regarding fluffies?

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>>722720435

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Do you like the pussi b0ss?

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>>722720530

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>>722720477

what hola hoop?

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>>722720612

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>>722720435
Im not a dogg either

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>>722720612 (Me)

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>>722720764

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>>722720885

>>722720882
I bet those poorfag apartments are rented for 80% by black folks.

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>>722720720
>>722720943
You're doing god's work, anon.

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1111 get

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>>722721011
and its all thank to this guy. Thanks Obama.

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>>722721060

Can you please call this number for me. You don't have to say anything or leave a message .but my cat hating neibourinno has been rude and I would enjoy some amusement from his annoyance (905) 764-2392

>>722715165
For how long would you hold a grudge if I castrated you at four?

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>>722721140
> this autist is ways to edgy.

>>722715165
do you hate humans?

>>722721753
He's a human to cat trans