/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

Why are IDs even gone?

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It's Friday, my dudes!

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Got weed?

any reliable lsd dealers in dunedin?

>>722711469
Nah, but I got the same colour lighter

Life
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It's bad

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>Christchurch

>>722712004
Fire out yet? Haven't seen the news.

Dunedin reporting. thank fuck it's friday.

>>722711702
sorry i wouldn't have a fucking clue about lsd mate

>>722711702
Try Sketchy Gary, his mobile number is written on the wall of the rightmost cubicle in the men's toilet at South D Maccas.

>>722712102
It was on the news, it's out I think, but they're still at work making sure it doesn't start up again.

They said it's under control.

>>722712222
They could have put out the fire out this whole time, this is just a shakedown by the fire department.

>>722712208
South D Maccas only has one cubicle, you bimbo

>>722712222
Sick quads
You could say that you're on FIRE hahahahaha

>>722712580
Sorry it looked like there was 2, I was really drunk.

dunedin here. lifes pretty good fam.

>>722712864
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey bitches

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>>722711192
I miss drunk friday nights with IDBro ;_;

>>722713072
No

>>722713072
welcome back from your like two month hiatus.

>>722713138
that gif was so comforting.

>>722713187
Best two months ever. Not cause I was thinking here but I had fun lmao.

>>722713296
Fucking auto correct... Meant to say wasn't here.

Choice thread aye bro

>>722713296
Fair enough, did you finally find a man or something?

>>722712864
>>722712993
Fucking quality

>>722713481
I wish.. so badly. Nah just had a good Christmas and got busy doing stuff one day bled into another and here I am, bored on a Friday night.

>>722712546
retard

>>722713666
Good to hear that, nice devils trips.

>>722713681
The Fire Department is a fucking bullshit racket, they made up the lie that asbestos was dangerous so people wouldn't fireproof their own shit and put them out of business.

>>722713296
I hope you used your time wisely and got a full face and body tattoo of better face and body. I assume you didn't do anything about your rancid personality, because two months just isn't long enough for that.

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>>722710666

quercy pee on my face for chicken nuggets

>>722713907
Glad you're well :)

>>722713969
Settle down, Uke

>>722714495
10/10 Prices

>>722714495
solid prices would def pay for the third option

>>722713946
You're late

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still have this folder on my old hard drive

>>722714839
lol I got all the unreleased OC fam

paypal or visa?

Anyone source an O in Dunedin?

>>722714919
'unreleased OC' i don't actually give enough shits i just found this looking at my old hdd.

>>722714839
hmm

>>722714839
godfuckingdammit uke

>>722714981
settle down there pal

>>722714946
orgasm?

>>722714989
not even Uke lmao

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Working on my plans.

>>722715155
t. uke

>>722715369
you're thinking completely wrong.

Wrong island nigga

>>722715396
t. uke

>>722711192
IDBro greetings, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Harley and I'm kind of new here. I've observed these threads for some time and it's clear you're the man to know on these parts. I'm from Christchurch myself and think we should collaborate our talents and we could be running this place in no time. Give it a think over, I don't need a reply right away. I'm here most nights lurking from 5pm until bedtime. I think you're pretty good on your own but together we would get work done.

>>722715983
Classic.

>>722711192
>>722715983
It's like a throwback edition

>>722715983
How did you find the whole text to copy and paste? Don't tell me you wrote it out from the screenshot....

>>722716127
Some of us are really dedicated to our craft

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>>722716127
>>722716179
You bet I did

>>722715983
its more autistic seeing it actually laid out in a post..

>>722715983
>>722716355

A true shitposter.

Quercy do one of your famous nzg style timestamps again

Gonna see that shit looking chinese Matt Damon movie next week. Should be fun.

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mfw I can smell by balls right now

>>722715983
nice

>>722710666
Satan checked


also anyone here want to hook up?

I also mean sexually if you're a femanon

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What have you guys learned from lurking /nzg/?

>>722717093
That I might think I want my life to be better, but being miserable is easier so I'll just do that.

>>722717093
how to love.

>>722717152
As least being miserable feels familiar, right?

>>722717181
Yeah, it's pretty cozy.

>>722717093
that we like nudes and are generally welcoming to other countries in our thread(s).

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>>722717093
I learned about teamwork

>>722717093
wish this was our new flag that key failed miserably with

>>722717093
women will touch your penis if you are mean to them

>>722717244
Try new shit, anon. My life is a little better sometimes for it, but when it all becomes too much for me I can always sink back to rock bottom where I belong.

>>722717275
Fuck yeah, motherfucker.

>>722717325
Yeah I did that, it was fun for a while but I couldn't leave my old familiar shit behind so it fell apart. Whenever I try something and fail I end up feeling even worse off than before.

>>722717503
how long do you try at something before you think you've "failed" at it

>>722717093
I learned, as homo as this sounds, that I'm not alone in the big, wide world. There's a gang of other fuck-ups and outcasts chilling in here every night, and I learnt that most of them are good for a yarn. Helped me understand a lot of stuff better than any shrink ever did.
I learned a lot about interacting with people, holding conversations, shit like that. Never really done it before. I unironically owe quite a lot to this shithole. My friends, my missus, my life. I was supposed to be in the ground last year but instead I'm living with a nice grill and not entirely fucking everything up.

So cheers, guys.

>>722717627
A number of months these last few times.

>>722717702
ily2 big D

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>>722717702
we love you D-diddle.

>mfw we gonna make it.

>>722717702
tbh I feel if I lived in any other coutnry I'd be fucked, NZ is truly special, fuck buying a house doe

I wish I could take credit for creating this place.

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>>722718024
We have Him to thank for creating this place

>>722718024
>tfw you will never be moot

>>722718024
sure IDbro started these threads and got them popular, but it's the effort of all of us that made this place what it is.

Where's Quercys Asshole

>>722718054
No 4chan is shit. I was talking about /nzg/ exclusively.

>>722718269
>implying /nzg/ isn't just as shit

you must be new

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>>722718266
that we dont have.

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>>722718346
this is all we have from that 'area'

>>722718346
I have finger in butt

>>722718380
and penetration

>>722718380
post it then

her butt is so huge she can't bare her hole

>>722717702
Feels friend.

>>722717869
like i'll ever be able to do that

>>722718312

>he wasn't around when /nzg/ was great
disgusting

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>>722718024
started from the bottom.

>>722718346

>>722718374

fuck off uke

>>722718506
More posts didn't make it great.

>>722711469
Dry as fuck :(

Being broke doesn't help either, but still.

>>722718716
im for real not uke. lmao

>>722718734

where in my post did I imply that?

>>722718713
Wew

stop the thread i want to get off

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>>722718903
no

>>722719008
*pukes*

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>>722719008

>>722718713
>2014

>>722718903
No brakes on the meme train

>>722719064
>IDs

>>722711469
Yeap, just had a blunt.

>>722718758
t. uke

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>>722719053

anyone got some new dunedin nudes?

does quercys vagee smell like a taxi

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>>722719294
not dunedin but greater otago area

Terrible, just awful. God help us.

>>722719836
God is dead.

>>722719294
Bumping 4 this

>>722719965
Just like this thread.

anyone know any decent people i can get weed off in auckland? just moved from south island

Any nudes of liv p?

>>722719294
Any one got Adele Parli ?

>>722719350
who are they?

Thread's dead.

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>>722710666
How does it feel to be discount Australia?

any auckland nudes?

>>722723021
Feels fuckin' grouse, cunt

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>>722723032
I saw this chick around class when I was going to MDS
never got her name though

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>>722723021
wet and free of spiders

where the auckland nudes?

>>722710927
fuck off you boring cunt. kys asap

>>722724983
not here, clearly.