Gayest thing you've done, /b/?

Fapped to a trap thread

Trapped to a fap thread

Fucked a few traps in my time

shoved a hairbrush up my ass and got head from a guy

got fucked by a trap...


not my proudest moment

Threaded to a trap fap.

Cuddled with a dude during summer camp... every night. I want to try more tbh.

browsed 4chan

Managed to survive this long

Fapped exclusively to futanari and shemales for the past decade.

Get blowjobs from guys on craigslist since I'm too ugly to get women

Beat off to my broinlaws dick pics

>>722707519
gayest shit in this thresh


also cute

was totally dominated as some guys sissy bitch

>>722707182
Gotten head at 3 gloryholes over the last 5 years.

Used my twink looks to get fucked and roughed up by qt's who are willing to dom. Also sometimes fuck and dom them myself.

I selfsuck sometimes, too.

>>722707689
Strory please

>>722707182
Replied to this thread.

>>722707182
open this thread when i saw the pic

>>722707689
Green text this

>>722707684
It was really satisfying, even though we never did anything (really) sexual. It left me thinking I could probably be bisexual.

>>722707182
Became gay.

Jerked off while my roommate watched, I came all over my legs and feet while we made eye contact and he just smiled then left the room.

>>722707944
Pretty gay fam

>>722707779
>>722707842

>went to guys house and stripped
>he shaved my cock/balls/ass
>put a chastity device on and butt plug in
>put on thong, panties, bra, skirt, tights heels
>was bound ass up, face down with my ankles and wrists along the same bar
>whipped and spanked my ass and balls and put clamps on nipples and balls
>used a dildo on my ass and had me blow every so often
>then fucked my ass
>moved to a few different bondage position until he gave me a facial
>butt plug was put back in, cage left on and thong and bra left on under my normal clothes and told to leave
>did some running around like that for a few hours then came back, cage was taken off and i pretty much immediately came

>>722707795
But there are a lot of these threads, and I see this comment in every one of them. So I'll take some liberties and say you're the same guy in each one.

tldr; you must be pretty gay.

sucked each others dicks in turns with my m8. both swallowed

>>722708457
hot

Attended the women's march

>>722708730
very, done some more stuff with him, but nothing that crazy

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This

had buttsex

>>722707182
Sucked a dick

missionary with a Christian

>>722707922


You are bisexual. Most of us are.

>>722707182
I am trying to get a guy to fuck me right now!

>dongo up the ass a few times
>crossdressed privately
>me and best friend cuddle at night
>never felt a cock, never kissed a guy

Id count myself as bisexual with 0 homosexual encounters.

Sucked a dick

>>722709152
More.

gf fucked me with a strapon

Finger my butthole and jerk off to girls giving big sexy thick uncut cocks blowjobs.. Gay blowjobs never really get sloppy enough, I've only found 1 ever I liked.

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>>722707182
oh my lord i wanna see a video of those two

Got assfucked to see if i could cum from anal only ... it failed ...

>>722709514
I know, and I'm good with it. It happen a fair amount of years ago.

Parents are letting me stay in their house for school since it's in town and their willing to let me stay for cheapish, dad would probably kick me out if he finds out I like guys though

>>722707245
>>722707308
>>722707510
a fap to trap thread is the correction here.
Brought to you by Grammarly.

>>722710118
real life is nothing like porn, whoda thunk

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>>722707182
WHERE ARE HIS BALLS???

be bisexual


which is 100% straight and 100% gay

>>722710395
Of course for porn ... But i've seen this in multiple amateur vids found on various sites ... so i guess it is possible but not at every time ...
Anyway, may try again as i achieved this with a vibrator some times ago ...

I regularly suck dick and get fucked on Craigslist for money that I just spend on weed 'cause I realize I have nothing else to spend it on

>>722707182
Moar like this
http://sextoyget.com/c.html?m=whizworx-llc

>>722707182
Pretend take turns humping a guy completely naked as a dare, while at a birthday party. Kid ended up killing himself a couple years ago. I never told anyone. Only the 4 other people in the room and I know about it and we vowed not to tell anyone outside that room. We were all completely flaccid and made it seem like a big deal, but that was middle school for ya.

Suck my neighbors cock from time to time and let him fuck me. Found him on Grinder and we were both surprised it was 'us' there.

>>722707635
Fucking kek
You're triggering my autism spasms.

>>722707182
I let a gay kid blow me when I was in the psych ward. Wasn't able to cum unfortunately

>>722710582
spend it on pussy? u cant because you are junkie

>>722710481
Pretty much this

>>722710470
real bottoms dont need balls

>>722709956
The sun coming down reminds me of when life was simpler. When lives didn't depend on me on a daily basis, and I could play all day, and sleep all night.

crossdressed and got fucked and fucked another crossdresser

>>722711006
Who wore the pants?

>>722710878
Yeah I'll admit I have an addiction to weed but only in that I get bored and have literally nothing else to do so I smoke so I have something to do.

>>722707182
I'm born

>>722711066
Taryn?

got an 11 inch dildo almost all the way up my asshole
want to deepthroat a dick, but gag reflex

>>722707182
constantly fapping to traps/femboys

>>722711243
You can train yourself out of a gag reflex. David Blaine practiced with grapes

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Got my first kiss and dick suck in the same hour by another man.

Got drunk and had a 50 year old man eat my ass for a few hours then swallow my load.

10/10 would do again

>>722711206
In Clovis?

>>722709608
good luck!

I'm meeting with a trans guy tomorrow, I'm bi curious I've never done anything like this before! Though we seem to be getting along nicely though. What do during sexy times?

>>722711957
Trans guy? Just neck yourself instead. Trans guys are just feminists with short hair.

>>722711957

Get a rim job.

bisexuality is life

>>722711957
if you're bicurious it means you're bisexual

>>722712058
if they're on hormones, they look like guys a lot of the time.

stuck penor in pooper

>>722712113
This. No straight man is curious about having sex with men. This is called not being straight.

>>722707182
getting fucked in the ass by 3 man at the same time

>>722712140
True, but they don't have dicks, why even bother?

>>722712084
The sooner we stop labeling shit that doesn't need labeled the faster the human race will stop sucking so hard. Here's all you need to know about sexuality; does it make my jimmies rustle in a good way? does it bother me? no? okay.

Posted my dick on 4chan, aslo sucked another kids dick when I was 5.

>>722711957
Trans guys are fugly as fuck. Sure they got a pussy but so much body hair....

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>>722707182
>Played this game

>>722712113
>>722712156
Bullshit, I've experimented plenty with other guys, that doesn't mean I get those urges anymore.

>>722712156
who the fuck cares what name you put on it, give people a break to explore themselves

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>>722707182

answered a message from a trap on plenty of fish.

met up the next day for a casual date. we went to go watch Horrible bosses 2, she sucked me off during the movie.

that, or i guess you could say going to watch Horrible bosses 2 was the gayest thing i have ever done.

>>722712243
You're not alone. I think that game turned me gay.

>>722707182
dated a trap/ trans for a while

>>722712264
>anymore
>this repressed

be who you are, give no fucks, enjoy yours and other's bodies

>>722712310
I'm straight, but fuck that's hot. Her little things so stiff.

>>722712377
You're bi.

>>722707182
in a nite train
some brazilian grabs my thigh
didnt understand what it was about
didnt get he was gay for me
then later when he thought i slept he got close and started touching my ass
just left the cabinet
looked for a less rapey cabinet
found one with an african family
two adults with a little girl
i think i slept there or then just talked with the dad the rest of the night
anyway, the gayest thing was that i wasnt faggot enough to comprehend someone was gay and doing gay shit with me b4 he started touching my ass

>>722707182
In highscool I let a really good friend of mine blow me a few times. He said I could be a pornstar because I lasted so long. Didn't have the heart to tell him I just wasn't into it. First and last gay shit I ever did. Never thought there was such a thing as a bad bj. I was wrong.

>>722712310
>she

rubbed dicks together with a dog, fapped afterwards.

Thanks for the advice weirdos, she's compleatly shaven and semi pass I don't care as long as I got a hole to fuck real long hair too.

>>722712408
I'm straight, it IS a choice.

>>722712501
you are bisexual because you like traps

>>722712501
>wants to have sex with dudes
>I"M STRAIGHT BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO

uh huh, have fun dealing with that overwhelming sense of self loathing every time your dick gets hard in a trap thread.

>>722712458
This guys standards: a hole

>>722707182
I'm a pure soul

I sat close to my best friend, our hands interlocked, our fingers caressing each other's. I guess we were too afraid to act on it.

timestamped and spread my boipussy for you guys

>>722712568
He should get a pet and groom it for sex.

>>722712568
Oh come on if I were to go into detail it'll take too long.

>>722712597
>pure soul
>human

pick one.

fucked a trap, she would cum in my mouth

im straight though i swear

>>722712644
you are literally bisexual

>>722712597
This is me though, I feel bad about myself every time I chicken out on making a move.

Met up with a guy in a public toilet where he I drank his piss and sucked him off.

>>722712702
being a beta loser =/= pure soul

You're just a bitch, being human inherently means you can't have a pure soul.

>>722711057
me

>>722712310
imo: horrible houses is gayer but stuff you did with your dads even gayer

>>722712694
not that guy but i would say someone who can have sex with a woman and a straight up man would be a bisexual, having sex with a convincing trap goes more into the fetish category, so i would say he is a straight man with some strange fantasies, but what do i know.

>>722712694
im pretty sure im straight

>>722712904
nah. you're bi.

>>722712902
>fucking a man with boobs makes you straight still
>but what do I know

apparently jack shit

I came in my next door neighbors ass when I was like 10 or so. He tried to fuck me in the ass but I couldn't take it.

>>722712981
kek

>>722711957
Just a girl pretending to be a boy, fuck her in the butt.

>>722707182
I fucked a tranny while drunk, I'm straight tho. It was just a drunken mishap.

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>>722712788
Being a "pure soul" describes virginity, stop being a pedant. I admit to being a bitch though. ;)

>>722712443
pics or it didn't happen

>>722711417

sounds hot.

>>722713248
No, no it does not.


A Pure soul means when the soul is not under the influence of the material energy of this material world. Instead the soul is back in its original constitutional position of a Spiritual Being who has a eternal relationship with God.

Just because you're a virgin doesn't mean you're pure, it actually implies you're very much not pure because you're so fucked up that you haven't gotten laid by the time you were in your 40s.

>>722710946
quite inspirational if it was not written on the picture of two faggots fucking

>>722713406
take the statement in context and report back.

>>722707182
Bought a house with my boyfriend

>>722713645
It is completely in context. Quit trying to twist meanings of words and phrases to hide your pathetic ass beta attitude and report back.

>>722712981
did i say it makes you straight? no i fucking didnt, i sayd it doesnt necessariry make you bi, he even sayd he is straight, what more do you need? or did you just come here to call people faggots and argue? looks like it you cuck.

>>722713728
>so i would say he is a straight man with some strange fantasies

Yes... Yes you did.

I'd call you retarded but that implies a degree of innocence.

>>722713810
which is why i added the, "but what do i know" part, im not claiming anything about him and even if i am im only claiming that he is telling the truth, you however like to think you know everything, dont you?
And since you dodged the question, im assuming you only came here to call people faggots and argue, have a nice day.

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>>722707182
>Gayest thing you've done, /b/?
>Your (((Mother)))

>>722714050
adding "but what do I know" means you don't have enough of a spine to stand up for your opinion, which you clearly expressed.

>>722707182
I put a banana a carrot and an electric toothbush in my ass

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>>722712824

proper English sentences please.

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>>722707182
I was an Op once.
That shit was gayer than a trap-thread.

>>722714163
why would you stand by an opinion, you can have your own opinions but not your own facts, thats the difference with ego and honesty.

>>722713173
>ambisexual

>>722714356
lmao this much autism

Received anal in a homosexual relationship

Met up with a guy through grindr. We went behind a church and I blew him. When he came, I took his entire cock in and as his head pushed into my throat I started to swallow.

Im not even attracted to guys but sucking a cock is seriously the hottest thing I've ever done.

>>722714226
also ice cubes. that was the best. I have forms which can make dolphin shaped ice cubes. When it was very hot in summer I made 15 little dolphins and I put it all up in my ass. The cold sensation was something great and I started to fap. Best fap in my life.

>>722714466
that sounds hot, but is there any risk of damage from ice cubes in the anus?

Wife and I went for our annual camping trip to our small lake site - same people every year. A lot of us trailer folk prefer not to use our trailer showers if there is no site-hookup and if a public one is available. Our campground has individual showers for the women, but an open locker room type on the guys side. The same people come every year, some we like, some we don't. I shower at night usually to avoid other people in the shower, but so does one other guy the odd time - a huge fucking brodozer douche bag who is always making the most noise at night, every fucking year. To add, I'm averagely hung, but this asshole has the most obscenely thick floppy cock, and he knows it because he waits till the last second to actually wrap himself with a towel, and flops his cock around with it. While sober, it makes me fell super uncomfortable.

I've only ever had gay thoughts when extremely high on certain drugs, like coke and mda/mdma, and now that I'm married that only usually happens on special occasions - like our yearly camping trip. My wife and I do them at the same time, but separately because we like two different environments.

Last July we went, setup and said hi to the usual people. Pulled out our "gear" in the trailer, I s stayed inside secretly looking at gay porn with a syringe of coke/water up my ass while my wife went on her usual sight seeing walk/high.

Around 3am, wired for sound and drunk as hell, I decide to go for a shower. After the long walk I can hear someone's inside the shower building already. Its the prick.

Well I've been looking at dicks all night and am high and horny, so I hesitantly walked in and stripped down. I couldn't stop staring, and he caught me a few times and said "what the fuck man, what you looking at?"

I started getting hard, and asked "how can I have one of those man?".

Sober me would've thought this is when I'm going to get my ass beatup by his gang back at camp, but he started to get thick and flex his cock

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>>722713704
The Context: Paraphrased
>I have never had a sexual experience and have only held hands.
>I am a pure soul
The Breakdown:
>no sexual experience = virginity
>purity is defined as 5. physical chastity; virginity.
> soul, in context is defined as 5. a human being; person.

Learn some social cues or stop using words.

>>722712323
It's still a fun game non the less.

>>722714559
You claiming virginity = pure soul is the out of context, you cherry picked part of it and claimed it as an absolute definition. You're so fucking stupid, holy shit. You're literally retarded.

>>722707635
>>722710809
im fukken ded

>>722714667
the context is lack of sexual experience, you don't know what words mean.

>>722714532
I looked up on the internet they said to wait 5 minutes, not to use them as soon as you get them off from the freezer.

It didn't do any damage to me, and I didn't try it more than once. Honestly it was so good that I was afraid I am gonna turn gay if I try it more than once.

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Let my boyfriend fuck my ass till he came in my ass and I came on my chest.

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>>722714412

>>722714742
Fuck the labels man, if you enjoy it you should do it. I'm gonna try it tonight

>>722714735
lack of sexual experience doesn't even remotely make you pure. Again, if anything ,it proves that you're not because you're so fucked in the head that you can't get any reasonable human being to sleep with you.

fapped to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCO6pGlniac

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>>722714541
He didn't say a word as I slowly moved to the stall next to him. He started flopping his heavy cock around, and I just decided to start playing with it too. He had resistive body language at first but didn't actually stopped me. I stroked him for probably three minutes, with no reciprocation, until he came down my arm. He smiled a bit, walked off with his towel and left the showers without his usual "show". I didn't realize how fucked up it was until sober, and am trying to convince the wife to goto a different site next year.

>>722714786
You're using the wrong definition of pure, friend.

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>>722714836

>>722710751
>grinder

reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>722714890
Must be part of that "alternate facts" crowd that popular right now.

>>722707182
dressed up as a girl in order to get a bj. got tricked and only sucked cock.
that or maybe when i later in life dressed in a slutty schoolgirl outfit and went to a gloryhole to get groped&suck cock

>>722714956
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/purity?s=t
> 5. physical chastity; virginity.

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>>722714891

>>722709885
Same, also buttplugs. Doubt that's gay though.

>>722712501
lol'd at this

>>722714985
reaching this hard

Nah, keep trying "alternate facts".

Check #4
freedom from guilt or evil; innocence.

You can't be Pure if you can't fill out the entire check list.

>>722707182
Is that dude castrated?

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>>722714804
>That video.
>The fuck did I just watch?
>Implying I need sleep.
>Implying my own implications.

>>722714785
Make sure to do it above a towel or the toilet anon, because when they start to melt it is going to get wet.

Also experiment. Don't force them all up in once, start with one (it is going to be cold as fuck), get used to it and use the second, third etc.

>>722707182
convinced a guy to let me tie his hands and let me blow him

Gave him the premium service
He blows hard
continue sucking at premium level
he squirms and begs to stop, too sensitive
don't stop for another 3 loads
he passes out.

>>722715077
It's not a list to fill out, words have more than one meaning. The context determines the right definition to use when interpreting. Besides, taking away innocence is a euphemism for virginity. Square one.

>>722715271
but it is and you deny hard as fuck because you know you can't actually be pure, so you cherry pick like a faggot so you can delude yourself into thinking you have some sort of worth in life.

>>722714324
holy fuck that is funniest goddamn thing ive seen in my life

>>722715111
you bi bro?

>>722715417
>being this much of a linguist
I never said I was pure in a "I am free from guilt or evil" way.
I said I was pure as in "I have not had sex"
different definitions, dude.

>>722707182
Played the newest call of duty

Hey if I fap to trannies but identify as straight, am I gay?

>>722715653
You claimed a pure soul completely based on the fact that you can't get laid.

There's that cherry picking and back tracking shit, cept you can't deny it because anyone can read up and see it.

>>722715713
you're bi, duh.

>>722715713
It makes you gay. You don't get to pick and chose what you are so you can sleep at night. You're a faggot. Deal with it.

>>722709711
this pretty much
virgin at 21, 9 inch dildo to play with, but never had a real dick in me

>>722715712
That tops the list fucking faggot.

>>722715713
as a mostly gay guy, they look enough like natural women that I can't see them as male

Fucked this trap a few times when my wife was at work. He started to fall for me, kinda liked that, idk why. He wont talk to me anymore since I've moved.

>>722715751
what if he was both not straight and not bi

>>722707182
had sex with friends preteen in to teens, then with men

>>722715729
No, you've just been misinterpreting me this entire time.

>>722715877
>quick captain, damage control to full power!

No, you're just back tracking like a bitch.

>>722715842
that's gay

>>722715111
https://youtu.be/KR5NNS2cZbk?list=PLfxZzWtZdcRyEtOJkJ-8W_dVN-UyUscA8

i have aids now

>>722715819
Yeah I mean, I can only fap to the ones that look really like women, and what's making me horny is their face and tits

>Obviously gay younger waiter hitting on me during dinner
>In middle of long dryspell, attention is kinda nice
>Friends making fun of me as we finish dinner
>Can only get attention from teenage fags
>Fuck them
>After we're done paying I say I'm going to go use the washroom and I'll meet them at the car
>Go back inside and find waiter, hand him a paper with my name and number
>Nervous as fuck but whatever
>Get a text a few hours later
>He's off work and needs a ride home
>I oblige
>Small talk in car, awkward af honestly
>Lives up on a hill in a wooded area / kind of remote part of town
>Asks if I want to make a detour "somewhere quiet"
>"..sure"
>Puts his hand on my jeans over cock
>Instantly hard as he starts rubbing
>Pull off onto dark dead end road
>He unzips me and leans over
>Teases at first, but slowly starts blowing me
>Way better than any girl
>I look over and notice he's got his cock out and is stroking
>Never seen another cock before
>Smaller than mine but looks nice and youthful
>I get even harder at the sight
>This is new to me
>He stops and leans back into his seat without saying anything
>Guess its my turn?
>Nervous as fuck, never thought I'd be touching a strangers dick
>Reach over and grasp it, he's rock hard
>Feels a lot different than mine, but familiar
>Start stroking
>Decide fuck it and go all in
>Lean down and take him in my mouth
>Head is a lot smoother than I expected, for some reason
>Precum leaking out actually tastes good
>I'm jerking off as I give my first blowjob
>He can tell I'm getting close and stops me
>Puts his mouth back on my cock and sucks just the tip as he jerks me off
>I burst harder than ever before as he sucks the cum right out of me
>I look over and see him still jerking off
>As he cleans my cock up with his mouth he blows a big load all over his stomach

Dropped him off at home after that without saying much. We met up a few more times where I fucked him in the ass. I loved it. I have a girlfriend now but I miss those days.

Had sex with couple of guys

>>722707182
Got really drunk, Posted add on Craigslist looking for some pussy, got a message back from a dude wanting to suck a dick (what's the difference?) He came over, we watched porn, He sucked my dick, I didn't like it, I sucked his dick. He came in my mouth. I tried to cum but couldn't. He left, I jerked off to girls and nutted 4-5 times that night. But I'm not gay because I wasn't wearing tube socks.

>Living with a roommate.
>I've always been really feminine and "cute" as described by other people.
>finally accept it and start trying to look and act cute, Feels good.
>Start noticing "straight" roommate checking me out when I start buying tight clothes and short shorts instead of "guy" stuff.
>he starts having trouble with his girlfriend and constantly tells me about it, I think of it as whatever.
>One night he comes home kind of drunk, Guess it was an especially bad night with his bitch of a girlfriend.
>He starts telling me how cute I've become lately, Gets closer and starts feeling my ass...totally okay with it.
>starts kissing me and forcing me down on the floor, Which makes me hard and I can't stop it even if it didn't.
>Pulls my shorts and underwear down, licks his fingers and starts preparing my asshole. I'm basically being raped and I can't wait.
>Rolls me over and pulls my butt up into the air, Shoves his dick in without any warning or build up, Makes me scream because anal virgin, Soon I'm moaning and reaching aimlessly all over the floor while my legs shake.
>He's just grunting and pounding away, My head is filled with the sound of his hips slapping against my ass, My dick is as hard as it can be and leaking cum.
>His dick starts twitching, Getting close to cumming. Suddenly I feel his hot cum fill my asshole and it makes me blow my load all over the floor instantly.
>He just leaves me there and goes to bed, I lay there for awhile pretty much cant move anyway. Ask him about it, He remembers everything.
>Every time his girlfriend didn't put out he got it from me after that.

This.

>>722715968

You interpreted me wrong here >>722713406 and have been arguing about alternate, but not interchangeable definitions since then.

>>722715653
im a linguist
idk what u autismos are arguing about tho

>>722715915
what if you werent this dense

alright fags i dare you to post timestamp oc of your asses. prove you aren't a millennial newfag bitch.

>>722716104
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>>722707651
>>722713173
So if Im a 2 am I bi?

I could never fuck a guy or trap/trans.
And a relationship is ouf the question for me

>>722716060
yolo

Posted my dick on /b/

>>722707182
Gone on /b/

>>722707182
Made out with a guy while a tiny bit drunk.
Realized that very moment guys weren't for me.

>>722716172
post it here then pussy

>super horny
>cum on my face
>immediately get phone call
>answer
>it's the job i applied for
>do interview over the phone naked with my face plastered in cum

The gayest must be when I met a 45 year old dude and sucked his dick in a private storage and then got fucked really hard. Im 21 btw

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>>722716218

>>722716276
Did you get the job?

>>722716293
no timestamp you nigger you should know better

>>722716293
I like the veins and balls.

>>722715973
Well holy shit

>>722716324
yea

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>>722716293

>>722716449
I don't care for hair anyway, just gets in the way. A good trim would suffice though.

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Fucking kek.

>>722716500
pubes are fucking gross. thank god porn sets the standards around here.

>>722716559
well, not necessarily a good thing. Porn is very unrealistic and ruins sex for a lot of people for many reasons and gives tons of dudes massive complexes about dick size when they're other wise fine.

If you're just looking to yank it though it is fine.

>>722716641
yea but pubes are still fucking gross. i cam so i shave em all the time.

>>722716730
LINK

>>722716730
I trim, they're fine to me just not when they turn into Jumanji.

>>722716068

>unprepared anal virgin
>satisfying first time sex

this is how we know your story is not true

>>722716830
>Virgin means nothing has ever been inside you, Instead of what it actually means which is never having sex before.
Newfug.

>>722716918

Keep on dreaming.

>>722716960
I will, Thanks.

>>722707182
Where are his balls?

>>722716960
So you're saying I'm not an anal virgin, even though I've only ever had a dildo in my ass?

>>722717147
Bro trannys...

>>722717176
YES FUCK

>>722717201
WHERE ARE HIS BALLS ITS DISGUSTING

>>722716760
i posted ass in this thread thanks to cruel dubs
>>722717129

>>722717330
*her

>>722717364
HE has a dick, it can not be a she if he has a dick you fucking idiot

>>722717444
FUCKING IDIOT, TRANNYS....
TRANNYS!!!
CHICOS WITH DICKOS!!!
POST OP!!!!
U FUCKING NOOB!!!!!

why is everyone so angry?

>>722717566
This fucking thing was born male! No further questions IT IS A HE!!!

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>>722717612

>>722717612
FUCK YOU

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>>722717671
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>722717671
Who are you, a doctor?

>>722707182
>be 17
>yahoo chat
>whoa, randomly someone in the same town is in a social room
>some guy, don't pay much attention, but still cool
>starts saying gay shit, blow it off. Refuse things
>I'm super bored one night and he messages and asks if I want to hang out
>he is like 45 or something
>not sure why but decide to
>Get picked up and he parks behind a seawall and talks
>asks if I want my dick sucked
>say no
>I'm extremely comfortable
>asks if I ever saw someone elses dick
>"no"
>he pulls his dick out in the car
>talks like he didn't just do that and we talk for a few minutes
>tension
>I look at it in his hand and his dick in it
>this situation is so awkward and I'm really freaking out
>I just lunge my mouth onto it and blow him in the car. He came in my mouth in like 2 minutes
>Just swallow it when it's in my mouth
>he puts his dick away and drives me to a nearby library and I get out of the car
>taste it still and walk home

I ended up getting messages from him for head. Nervous because I didn't want anyone to know I did. over the next 8 months before I moved I gave him head almost every day. He took my anal virginity (I guess my real one since I haven't had sex with a girl, either). and came in me a few times during it also.

I'm 30. I'm not gay, but that was a really messed up and awkward ass stage of my life.

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>>722717671

Ate punani

>>722717736
you spaghettied yourself gay

>>722710751
Man I'd like to see my neighbor on there. He's hot. And pretty nice too even though his bitch wife treats him like shit.

>>722717905
You said in 4 words what it took op an entire story to communicate. You're a literary master.

I'm bisexual.

I dont know how old i was but when i was a kid me and 2 friends touched tips at the same time i never told anybody and i dont remember why we did it. also never talked to them about it

>>722712431

it's funny how tedious a bad bj can be, too. another thing you wouldn't think would be possible.

Went down on my best friend in a photography dark room at college. Only ever lesbi experience

>>722718215
that is pretty much first world problem tier: the definition.

>>722718036
you are the reason I continue to shitpost <3

>>722718165
>/thread

>>722718836
idk i bet whoever invented the bj got a lot of really bad bjs and he was probably a caveman

maybe it is a first world problem, but a very very old one

>>722711409
same, but also sucked his dick and he rimmed me

>>722712215
Tyler?

>>722718698
once got a bj from my gf in the dark room, the really dark one where you spool your film in canisters. it was really hot

>>722707182
Not seeding torrents

>>722707182
(905) 764-2392
CALL ME FOR GLORY HOLE ( TORONTO AREA ONLY )

GAY SEX PLOW MY ASS SUCK DA COCK

(905) 764-2392


leave a message

Auto felatiao and swallowed it

let an Asian dude suck my dick once
got to bust my nut in the back of his throat

It was pretty dope

>>722720025
Asians are the best

>>722707182
I'm Male, born in the 1970's... I always liked pussy, but at 13, it was difficult to procure. An older male family friend (late 40's) offered me a BJ and he was cool, so I let him. It felt great and it went of for 6 months or so until he moved. In that time, I also sucked his cock, swallowed his cum and rimmed his asshole. He never fucked me (always said I was too young for that) but I'd have let him if had wanted to.

>>722717291
You're an idiot.

>>722707182
Bet a girl on a party that obviously fell for some dude that I would kiss him first, did it, we laughed at it, I fucked her (female, to be clear) friend.

Didn't feel gay, it was just funny.

>>722719941
>SUCK DA COCK

>>722719160
Watch the movie "Quest for Fire" It basically ends with the BJ being discovered. There is not one word of spoken dialogue.

>>722720127
I agree, pretty surprised how easily it happened too. Playing video games, joke about showing dicks, actually pull dick out, blow job. I'd do it again but I haven't seen him in years.

>>722711066
So you get fucked anally by big hairy men that find you on Craigslist just so you could have a passtime?

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Had 2 boyfriends.You can't get gayer than this.

Fapped to gay porn. Or put things in my ass? Probably both at the same time

>>722707182

I got suck fuck nut keep nuts.

Was camming with guys for money and gifts dressed like a girl

>>722707182
I was in my 20's married, helping my Navy buddy move. Our wives had took off since they didn't want to pick up heavy boxes. We were basically done, at his new place, still hot and sweaty from the heavy lifting and he made a joke about giving me a BJ for helping him out, but it seemed a little too serious too. I doubled down and whipped out my cock. I couldn't believe it when went to his knees and started sucking. We wound up naked, in like a "69" with him on top, sucking my cock and stroking his while I rimmed his sweaty ass and balls.

>>722720603
All you had to say was join the Navy

>>722720387
What in the fuck is that thing between its legs?

>>722720668
a sexy feminine dick, what else could it be?

hugged my dad.

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>>722720668
A >webm title related

>>722707182
ive seen this a trillion times in porn and it baffles me.

can someone tell me where his balls are?

>>722720603

great. you help him work and as a thank-you, you end up 69ing him. more work.
what a friend! just tell him to fuck off suck fuck keep nuts.

>>722720808
Maybe he just popped them into the top his sack

>>722720769
I just...what?

Posted a pic of my dick in a dick thread

>>722720900
like... beside it? wouldnt you be able to at least see some kind of outline of ball?

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>Be 18
>assistant coach to swim team
>I basically work with the kids who are beyond terrible.
>This year there's is one kid who doesn't know how to swim at all.
>Yes, this actually happens, there is usually one every other year.
>Have to get in and teach him basic swimming techniques, like how to breath properly, kicking, how to float better and so on.
>At this point in my life, I've never thought about males sexually, but looking back now, he was one of the cutest boys I've seen.
>His body was almost exactly like pic related, pale as a ghost, no muscle definition at all, medium length wavy blonde hair.
>I just thought he was an annoying kid (I'm thinking, why tf are you doing swim team if you cant swim?)
>After feeling like I've wasted my time with him for over an hour, I asked him
>"If I may ask.. Why are you here?"
>He replies "What?"
>"Why are you doing swim team, if you can't fuckin' swim?"
>He kind of laughs
>I'm just staring at him
>There's an awkward moment when he didn't realise I expected and answer, and I didn't really care that much, but now it seems like I'm grilling him.
>He says "umm"
>He has these big green eyes with dark eyelashes, and his goggle rings bring attention to them like red eye shadow.
>I notice because they're kind of darting nervously. Over to the other kids across the pool and back to me
>Felt like I might've insulted him for asking.
>I laugh and say that I'm just kidding I don't really care, swim teams are easy
>As I move forward a bit in a "let's get back to it" kind of way, he lightly jerks towards me and brushes his hand along my speedo.

Cont?

>>722721002

nope, this is faggy enough, stawp
what an ugly fucking photo

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I look similar to this girl and I've been stopped by guys on the street telling me that I'm cute.

Looked at the thumbnails on this thread or replied to this thread you pick.

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>>722721102
Ok, then bye fags.

Went to a cruising spot bc interested in watching a couple fuck. Get out of car to smoke. Guy comes over asking what I was looking for. Reply "Looking for a couple fucking or a girl probably" - he comes closer - asking if a guy would be ok too. Touches dick. Get hard instantly. Nervous af.
Opens my belt and rips down my jeans and undies. Starts rubbing my dick. Still nervous. Ask to go somewhere more private. Drive up a hill little into the woods. Get out the car he starts Sucking. Get his dick out also rubbing. Feeling an orgasm incoming. Blow my load on the ground. Blow him until he blows his load. He leaves. Don't regret. Now have a gf - never told her.
Still my cruising story gets me hard whenever I think about it.

Sometimes fap in front of cam on omegle and let people tell me what to fap to and how. Like being a little fap slave and hear people say my name while watching me.

I call it bi-curious.

>>722720769
looks like a fucking SMT boss

>>722721244
>>722721002
keep going u big gay

>>722707182
See that pic.

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Had a threesome and got spanked really hard. My butt.

>>722707182
>be 5 yo me who found his babysitter suck her boyfriends cock in our living room, while I was supposed to be asleep
>tell my kindergarden friend about if and decide to try it on each other
>goes on for a couple of weeks until teachers eventually find out
>had the talk with parents bla bla
>skip forward 10 years

Continue or lame?

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>>722721411

>The touch didn't immediately shock me because people brush up against each other all the time in practice
>I turned around and saw him starring directly at me with this kind of fearful determined look on his face.
>My face slowly goes from a laughing "that was awkward" to being completely frozen
>This kid just reached for my dick?
>Literally do not even know what do to or say.
>Just starring at him with utter confusion for what feels like hours
>Finally he says "I'm so sorry"
>I say "Oh, it's okay.." I'm a nice guy so my dumbfounded brain is trying to not make him feel bad while also thinking "NO, it's

ABSOLUTELY NOT"
>He Says "I'm not you know."
>I respond with "Yeah, I know don't worry about it".
>I'm not socially retarded, so I immediately try to lighten the mood/situation.
>Tell him that there's probably guys on them swim team who are, but I'm not one of them.
>He kind of cracks a smile
>Jokingly say while laughing "you know what?, you got cute eyes"
>He laughs and starts to relax, but it's still kinda awkward.
>"and that pale skin, there are guys who wouldn't think twice man trust me"
>He snickers and looks at me, and ever so slightly biting his lip.
>Although I'm joking, his look sends a lightning bolt straight to my dick.

>>722721531
Slightly interested.

did many bi things (i'm not gay)
but hardly with guys i knew well
just one friend over several years, platonic thing
>sleepover, played pool in his basement
>got pretty drunk
>he was too lazy to pull out the guest bed in his room
>tells me to sleep in his double
>ffw next morning
>i wake up
>he kinda looks at me while i'm lying on the side
>crawls over me to "go to toilet"
>stops in sort of missionary position over me
>blanket between us
>awkward waiting moment
he's way taller than me, more muscular, but a bit on the chubby side, i'm small and not that muscular, but broad shoulders
>gives me this blank stare, expecting me to do "something"
>i don't
>ffw after breakfast, we sit and watch tele
>hungover, his mom not at home
>he's wearing a tanktop and sits in the chair
>i'm in boxers and lie on the couch
>we do funny voices to random movies and ads
>i look over to him
>fucking pulled a boner, huge tent set up in his boxers
>I can see the outline of his cockhead
>nice curve too
>his semi extend foward and bops up and down a bit
>i think he's showing me on purpose
>dead silence, i enjoy looking
>but eventually i stop looking
>nothing happened

on another occasion, he gave me a ride home in his car.
I said thanks and I should probably blow him for that.
With a timid, daring voice he said:
>"But you're scared to try"
again, kinda awkward silence. I never wanted to break that friendship, is why.

But I fucking jerked off to that fantasy a hundred times. now, he's a dad. even better.
Maybe, eventually, I will get in his pants.

Let a gay guy see my erection for $35

>>722721599
continue

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this

>>722721599

i told you to stawp

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>Everything about this situation makes me go "WTF is going on?" with my brain going a million miles an hour.
>I quickly look away over at the team.
>I'm in a complete mental confusion, the kind where your not even thinking of anything, it just feels like your face is red and there's a brick of lead in your skull.
>I notice everyone else on the team is already heading for the showers, which sort of snaps me back
>"oh shit practice is over haha"
>"uh yeah.."
>Make very cringy small talk as we walk across the pool to get out.
>I get out, give him a hand getting out.
>I see his body for the first time in full view
>He's completely hairless from head to toe, and his narrow shoulders make his hips look wide like a girls, which almost forced my attention.
>He didn't have a big butt by any means but it had a round shape to it that gave him a noticeable thigh gap, which I literally could not take my eyes away from.
>He walked in front of me to the locker room and I spent the whole walk just mesmerised by everything about him.
>Maybe it was the fact that he made an advance on me that was making my mind irreversibly link him to sex.
>His shoulders and were without any muscle at all, his legs were skinny, pale as milk and as smooth as I'd imagine it to possibly be for any human to be.
>I had never thought sexually about a man before and I was eyeing every inch of this freshman boys body
>We got to the showers and almost everybody was already done and getting changed.

>>722721872
Why, is your dick getting hard?

>>722721599
go on. what happens next

>>722721002
who is this semen demon?

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>>722721707

now, you listen to me you little SHIT
stawp your GAY PHASE right NOW!

When your dad hears about this
he'll unscrew your head and shit down your neck.
You're GROUNDED

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>>722722010

>Get in shower
>Talk with some of the other kids on the team, some I'm sort of friends with.
>Literally just thinking about this kid the whole time.
>Kept an eye on him at all times, just like you do when your crush is in the same room as you.
>Watching him shower, I legitimately had to focus my brain to stop myself from getting a noticeable chub in my speedo.
>Arching his back in the water, rubbing shampoo and soap on his body, speedo covering barely anything at all.
>Every time I looked at him, it was like he moved in slow motion.
>Pretty soon it was just me, the kid, and one other kid.
>Purposefully take forever showering in hopes it can be just me and the kid in here.
>Pray to god he wont leave before me.
>Decide to make more small talk to hopefully keep him here.
>"so.."
>He looks up at me, his big dark eyelashed green eyes making my heart pound in my chest.
>"what was your name again?"
>Smiling at me, says Jake
>"ohhh thats right, thats right"
>A little silence...
>"I know your name, it's Finn" (Not really my name)
>"ha ha ha well shit now I feel bad for forgetting"
>He laughs
>The other kid leaves the showers and my heart literally starts pounding even harder.
>I don't know what I expected to happen, but again it was like being alone in a room with your crush.
>We both shower silently and my vision is glued straight to his body.
>I quickly dart my eyes away when he turns around at least 3 or 4 times.
>I'm sure he noticed me.
>Start to feel nervous/scared/kind of gross
>"you checking out my pale skin?" he says, while rubbing his body up and down like they do in the commercials.
>Holy shit. He's so fucking cute. His taunting probably just sent a gallon of blood to my dick.
>I laugh harder than was natural and say "yeaaaa" jokingly and turn away towards the shower wall
>I know my dick is noticeably hard because it hurts like a motherfucker in my speedo.

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This. I sucked his 7" dick and swallowed every drop of his load. The first and only cock I ever sucked because I'm only interested in dating girls, but I love cock.

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>>722722010
>>722722111

and you as well, tripsboy!
I'll tell your mother what you wrote around here
and she won't be happy about it!

She won't be as forgiving as me either so
TAKE YOUR RUCKSACK and GET THE HELL out of my house!

You're not playing with my son anymore!

...
And just to let you know. You're going to hell, kid. Mark my words!

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I also wear panties all the time >_>

>>722722222
HOLY SHIT THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN

>>722722111
keep going

>>722722145
Keep sucking it. You'll eventually branch out and find yourself attracted to other bits of masculinity. I used to be 'all about the cock and nothing else' but that was years ago. I've since gone turbo faggot and prefer the company and attention of men over women. I'm in love with a great man and his cock is only a small piece of what I like about him. I can remember being honestly disgusted by seeing 2 guys holding hands or kissing. Now, not only does is seem natural to me it turns me on. Keep blowing men. It will happen to you too.

I was payed money to dress up as Santa and let a bunch of fags fuck me while dressed as elves for a christmas party. I'm totally straight though, the balls didn't touch.

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And i ride this dildo regularly >_>

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>Look over at him
>Thought that i saw his eyes come up quickly from my crotch area.
>He just smiles and turns to his shower, cheeky shit.
>We've both been in here for waaayy longer than any normal person would be.
>My mind goes to that nervous blanked out state again where I don't even know how to think in this situation let alone act
>Heart's pounding, face red like a tomato, dick now limp in nervousness
>"Why did you uh.. do that thing in the pool?"
>He grins like the Cheshire Cat.
>I'm so confused I don't even know who I am anymore
>"I mean, its okay you shouldn't feel bad, I don't care"
>Just saying random shit to try and back peddle/make it seem like it's a sincere question.
>He's not smiling anymore.
>Gibberish just pouring out of my mouth.
>Even though I'm looking right at him my mind is so clouded and spinning I barely even notice him walking up to me.
>My voice trails out
>He's standing directly in front of me
>My dick tightens right up against my speedo again.
>He's just staring at my eyes.
>I'm completely speechless, frozen by his eyes.
>"You mean, why did I do.. this?"

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>>722722643

Just got done fucking my ass with a dildo while being high for 2 hours just 20 minutes ago

>>722722698
Quads

>>722722757

a ballrection

btw
>be me, tristed teen
>on train, open compartment with double and 4-seat pairs
>sit on 4-seat pair near exit
>start jerking off
>cum buckets on table
>wipe it off

seems like i was a freaking exhibitionist as a teen

>>722722424
Fuck now I really want to but I have a gf. :(

>>722722903
I can think of about 19 ways to solve that problem, and telling her you love dick is number one.