Would you fuck a horse for $500?

>>722704584
I will do it for free faggot

>>722704584
Obligatory
>Sure, I could afford 500.

>>722704584
your mom charges less

>>722704584
Fuck no, that's chump change

>>722704772
BAZINGA!

>>722704584
idk $500 is alot of money to spend on just one horse. id definitely pay $50 tho

>>722704740
Sure I can afford $500

>>722704584
Are you kidding? /b/ would fuck 500 horses for $1.

On my own conditions
-White horse with pink puss
-Extremely well cleaned and with girl shampoo
-legs are tied or on a safe place where it couldn't kick me
-Condom is a must


HellYeah$500.tiff

absolutely
im a 2 pump chump
easiest cash id ever make

Has anyone ever done it? I've always fantacized about doing it

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>>722704584
what about this?

yeah but I don't have $500

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>>722704965
>>722705163

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>>722704584

No, the farm down the way lets me do it for $200. Why the fuck would I pay you an extra $400?

>>722705141
your photoshop skills are worst than lady gaga x metallica

Post more horse pussy!

>>722705141
sauce?

>>722704584

Cows are much more fun. Plus they don't kick.
Their shit acts as lube.
Almost as slippery as NuRu massage gel.
Plus it comes out at 101F like a warm flood.

>>722705340
just searched for it

>>722705141
>no hooves
>no coat
I mean, she does have a long face, but you're kind of confusing my boner here.

>>722705225
>200 plus 400 equals 500
Anon...

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>>722705418
Mmm... Beefy!

>>722704740
heh

>>722705418
>Plus they don't kick.
confirmed for never being around a cow

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>>722705141
heres one whithout that stupid watermark

>>722706594
is there more of this?

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yes

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>>722707011
unfortunately, it's a rare treat

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>>722707011

I heard in a thread once that a mare can try to mate with you.
Is this true?

>>722707396
she is hot as hell

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Top? Or bottom?

>>722704584
wait do I pay 500 or get paid 500 ???
either way yes

Can you get diseases from it/eating horse pussy?

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itt
people having an excuse to post horse vaginas

Depends on the breed

>>722704584

Sure. I'd fuck about anything for $500 though.

>>722707789

Agreed! I wish all women had plot like dat.

>>722704584
I would pay $500 to get such an opportunity

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>>722704584

Not that specific horse.

A girl horse.

fuck yeah if it's free

can the horse be dead but still warm?

>>722709797
boi horse butt is the tightest

im afraid of disease or getting kicked. Ive licked it though. They move around too much its hard to get in them

>>722710272
being afraid of disease, but licking it...
genius

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>>722710227

I know. It's like these losers don't even want hundreds of pounds of pure muscular stallion pushing back into them.

>>722704584
double it and ill consider it

But if know one knew?

>>722704584
You'd pay me 500 bucks you fuck my girlfriend?

>>722704584
no