I turned 19 today.
Gonna last another year op?
>>722690480
Maybe. I used to plan to cut it off at 18, but I don't know where the time went.
Get a job hippie
>>722690398
good luck cunt. the world is a whore and she doesn't like you one bit.
fuck people fuck their families, their dogs, their religion. fuck humans. rip them off as much as you can for your own benefit!
>>722690398
bitch faggot.
The world gets better after 18, don't forget that and be patient.
>>722690398
I just turned 19 as well, I have $10,000 in the bank, housing, I'm physically fit, got friends, I'm respected at work, and I live in Japan.
Joining the Navy at the age of 17 was the greatest thing I ever did. Give the military some thought OP.
>>722692024
spolier alert. you die tomorrow.
>>722691900
no it gets worse. by the time you reach 25 all fucks are lost and your ships have sailed. no hope. don't do drugs get a good steady job and save your money. then build a career. life's a bitch.
>>722692101
This person is right. He is a great soothsayer.
first year outta HS in the big world was different huh? Guess that letter jacket don't mean shit now does it?
Happy Birthday!
>>722692101
If I die my family gets $400'000 in tax free life insurance money. And hopefully Ill be remembered well.
Happy Birthday you little shithead
Go out, get underage wasted, fuck some little teen shithead and have a good time
Or sit at home and play video games and jerk off
whatever is more fun for you, either way happy fucking birthday bitch!
>>722692517
wrong again. you will rot underground and be forgotten. you are a dumb cunt.
Congrats, anon! To counter all of these fucks, I'll just say that my life didn't really pick up until I was 23 or so. Shit jobs until I found something I was good at, but haven't looked back since. You'll get there. Remember: Most of these 4chan assholes are younger than you, and know jack shit about anything.
Happy birthday, fag
>>722693002
could not be more wrong.
lmfao.
you're gonna be working shit jobs until you're 25. insurance will drop and you become a piece of meat for society.
>>722690398
hey it's my birthday too, OP
Happy Birthday, anon. Please do not listen to the bitter fucks on here. You've got something most people don't: youth is on your side. I used to get down about where I was at before I hit my 20's but just give yourself time and things will get better if you give yourself a chance.
>>722690398
I'm 26 OP, lemme give you some advice about life.
First off >>722692024 this faggot knows whatsup. Join now, do your 20 years, and you'll retire from the military before you're 40 (which btw gives you half your base salary when you retire... FOR LIFE). You can go officer from enlisted after a few years. I recommend Navy for quick advancement/better retiring salary, air force for better civilian employment opportunities after military.
As for love/relationships, do yourself a solid and start doing homework on personality types like the mbti stuff. Find out what you are, how you work, and dig into what types are compatible with how you work. Humanmetricsdotcom has a solid free test.
Then take the 5 love languages test. This will help you immensely with relationships.
Also brutal honesty tops everything.
General advice: read the 7 habits of highly effective people.
Do something adventurous like hiking the appalachian trail
everyones mean happy birthday
>>722694119
This is actually a great present, op.
Happy birthday
>>722692024
>>722694119
'sup militaryfags. Navy myself, 3 years under my belt.
Best advice I can give you is know what you're signing up for before you enlist.
Do some online research from sources that aren't .mil or the navy's YouTube channel. I got suckered into nuke. Not the worst job, especially since I played my cards right and got picked up as an ELT, but dealing with NR is literally worse than cancer.
Happy Birthday Anon-kun!
I hope you find what you love out of life!
Stay strong! I believe in you!
>>722695105
Also, happy birthday dude.
I've spent every birthday since I've been in the service on /b/, it's not that bad of a place if you ignore all the faggotry.
>>722695353
good luck
>>722690398
HBD
>>722690398
To: OP
From:. /b/
Buckle up
>>722695937
Kek
Coming from another 19 year old, Happy Birthday and Good Luck, my dude.
>>722690398
Happy birthday dude!
>>722690398
happy birthday OP!
>>722692517
Suicide forfeits all life insurance.