If you cut sandwiches like this then fuck you.

Whats wrong with cutting them that way?

>>722675061
Because it's not like his mommy cuts them.

>>722674986
>pushing the knife forward instead of pulling it

I agree it's retarded.

>>722675118
kekd

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>>722674986
How 'bout this way?

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>>722674986
Diagonal master race reporting in

>>722675771
Snob fags cut their sandwiches like this

cut them? Why would I need to cut them at all? I'm not a baby, it's not like it's too big to pick up without it being cut in half

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>>722674986
am I doing it right?

>>722675989
You can shove them down your whore throat easier this way.

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>>722675901
What?

>>722676173
Why don't you just throw the whole damn sandwich away?

>>722676173
thats sandwiches for bitches
>>722674986
you eat a sandwiches like you read books from left to right

If I had 2 sandwiches and cut one in half to make rectangles and the other in half to make triangles, which half of the sandwiches are larger; triangles or rectangles?

cuting a sandwich is just fucking stupid.
just take the whole thing and eat it you stupid motherfucking piece of human trash

>>722676040
>no sign of cut (easy af to fake)
Fucking dumb
>Lines are across the street
Fucking retarded

You're failing at failing at failing, you triple faggot

>>722674986
>cutting sandwiches to begin with
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>722674986
>cutting sandwiches
isn't that what your teeth are for?

>>722676435
the answer is thirtytwo cents

>>722676435
If the sandwiches were the same size before cutting them in half, their halves should have equal sizes no matter which shop you cut them in. It's just distributed differently.

>>722676855
even if i cut the 4th dimension?

>>722676855
Rectangles are bigger than triangles

>>722676950
This is correct. 4 angles vs. 3 angles. More angles = more.

>>722676855
shop?
Shape*
>>722676934
Show me a way to do it and detect it and I'll et you know.
>>722676950
He was asking about halves though, if the two original sandwiches were of the same size and weight, their halves would have the same weight no matter what shape you cut them in.

>>722674986
I agree but like other people have mentioned you shouldn't needed to cut your mcsandwich if you're a manl

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Holy fuck. B really will argue about anything.

>>722674986
In half?

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all fucked up, master race reporting in

>>722677211
But even if two halvess make a whole and they start off the same size, the one cut in rectangles have larger halves since quantum mechanics

>>722677579
Congrats, you've made your sandwich look like it's about to fellate itself.

>>722674986
Agreed motherfucker!

>>722677750
i dont see it like that, you must be a fag to see that.

>>722677743
How the heck do you connect sandwiches with quantum mechanics?

>>722676040
Not quite. bus stop rat bag. ha ha

>>722676148
Lmfao

>>722677860
Physics and maths. String theory.

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>>722677824
I concur anon

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>>722674986
with a pizza cutter? yea i agree, right tools for the right jobs!

>>722678023
You can say those words, but unless you explain the connection, there is none.

>>722677860
Don't even go there. Steel beams

>>722675823
THIS , and ONLY THIS is the way you cut sandwiches. Any other way to cut them should be illegal. People who cut their Sanwiches different should not be allowed to have children or own a pet. I really mean this.

>>722678193
But sandwiches can't melt steal beams.

>>722678099
your spirit isn't done cooking, faggot

>>722678147
Well, you see, according to quantum mechanics, the sandwiches are in the state of being cut and not cut. They are connected through cosmic strings so when one half decides something, the other follows. In the end, the sandwich is just 99℅ empty space but connecting so it gets cut by never needing to be cut since it's not connected in the first place

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>>722678270
Stealing beams iz eregal

>>722678458
Oh science babble, good to know.

>>722678552
Yes, I voted for him and you bet your ass I still support him. The man is a gift from God. He's keeping his promises and doing what is best for this country. You can think we're a joke, those who supported him, but in case you haven't figured it out we jokes hold the power in this country. We put him in the White House to do exactly what he's now doing. You can kick and scream and piss yourself laughing like a toddler all you want, but the adults took this country back this election and President Trump is making US proud. America is greater at this moment than it's been in a very long time. Just because you see the appearance of a farce in your simplistic little mind doesn't mean he's not doing a damn fine job. Every leader of every other country and every citizen of every foreign land--they can all think we're a joke, it doesn't matter. President Trump is doing what's best for America and we are getting stronger because of it. Trust me kid, you'll see, very soon.

Sandwiches shouldn't be cut at all. Fuck sandwich cutters.

I don't cut sandwiches at all because I'm not nine years old.

>>722678683
Niggers don't cut their sandwiches. Sophisticated gentlemen have their sandwiches cut

>>722678624
You would've done better to claim Schrödingers sandwich in response mate.

>>722678683
anti-sammy circumcision Awareness pro grams for $tree-fiddy

>>722678813
An ownah detected..my lord how be eth?

>>722678832
1 downsyndrome to go!

>>722678832
ahem, MAGA...tissue?

>>722678832
Micheal Moore does 4chan.org!!!! wewtie

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>>722678813
Gtfo

>>722679306
Roger that, mein neggar

>>722674986

You mean by holding the bread with a partially decomposed hand???

>>722675823
>>722678213

Scientific studies have confirmed that those people who prefer diagonal cut sandwiches are pedophiles for obese, male, afro children.

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>>722675771
shut up club sandwich bitch nigger

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>Cutting sammiches

hehehe you people are so unevolved

pocket sammiches are the future

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>>722679487
Are you even old enough to be on this board? For Christ sake, kid. Go to bed.

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>>722678813
One stupid nigger detected.

>>722679764
are you always that easily triggered?
geez.

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>>722678443
huh?

The only reasons to cut a sandwich is if a child is going to eat it or it's being made for someone who isn't the maker.

All depends on the type of sandwich. Grilled cheese? Diagonal that shit. PB&J? Cut it straight.

>>722674986
>Cutting sandwiches
>using a knife on a ceramic/hard surface

>>722679745
I'd imagine this would be a sandwich for niggers only.

I want a BLT now and I cut them lots of different ways

>>722674986
Rectangle cuts are for cold sandwiches, and triangle cuts are for hot sandwiches.
Thats the rule of thumb i live by

>>722683234
You don't mind losing much of the sandwich when you cut triangle?

>>722683558
What do you lose?
I dont get what you mean?

>>722683632
You lose about 20% of the sandwich (10% from each side) when using triangle vs rectangle

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>>722676173
Aw! Cute.

>>722683762
I hope you're joking

>>722677743
This.

>>722683762
What? Thats retarded. You dont lose anything anon. The sandwich just ends up in 2 triangles instead of 2 rectangles.

20%? Idontget

>>722683234
That's interesting, I never noticed that.

>>722683877
CHECKED.

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>>722683762

>>722684017
I figure triangle shape is better for dunking hot sandwichs (grilled cheese, roastbeef, etc) into whatever sauce your using with it

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>>722683762

>>722683963
2 triangles make 1 rectangle. The 2 triangles you make are smaller than the rectangles. Have you compared the two sizes? Cutting your sandwich wrong loses you so much of the sandwich. It's a waste of food

>>722684167
That makes sense

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>>722684228

>>722684167
better for dunking into your mouth too

>>722683904
Somehow the math adds up. Try it yourself.

>>722684228
What your saying is if i were to cut a sandwich into rectangles, then cut those into triangles. But still, im eating the whole damn thing.
The sandwich doesnt get lost in space in a seprate realm, it says with the rest of it you tard

>>722684167
You must be american. Or just fat.

>>722674986

Depends on the sandwich. Club and muffalata? Diagonal all the way.

Monte cristo? I prefer parallel. Dunno why, just always have.

>>722676686
Can you read the file name and see it's a fucking stock image you mongoloidal retard

>>722684541
Maybe the man is just passionate about his sandwiches.
Ever think of that SMART GUY?!

>>722684541
You dont dip your grilled cheeses into tomato soup?
Its fucking delicious

>>722674986
if you cut sandwiches rather than just eating them you're probably too young to be here.

>>722684452
If you take 2 sandwiches and cut one into rectangles and the other into triangles and one person eats a rectangle and the other a triangle, the one whom are the rectangle just consumed more sandwich

>>722684574
SPOT THE NEWFAG

>>722684868
You are too dumb for your own good.
I wish you luck with your travels and hope you get through life safely

>>722684674
If you call that a passion, I should direct that last post to you.

>>722684699
Sound's good. But sauce is a different story.

>>722684868
You are so fucking retarded you fucking piece of shit... vagina shape or dick shape is the same, just different shape

I don't think a thread has ever made me this hungry before. God dammit /b/

>>722685500
Dick is bigger than vagina. Get over it.

>>722685500
Calm down bro, i dont think he knows how dumb he is. Just let him sleep on the thought and maybe tomorrow he will awake a little enlighted

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>>722683762
>non-euclidian sandwich

>>722679501
bruh you know me more than I know myself

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>>722675312
MOTHERFUCKING THIS

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>>722685877

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>>722686098

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THIS THREAD IS WHY I LOVE 4CHAN

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>>722686082
>>722686168

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>>722686297
Stop.

>>722677824
>>722678095
...how the hell does any fucking /b/tard not see that???

Rectangles are quantum mechanically and cosmically the superior choice.js

>>722678624
Mmmmm, tasty copypasta

>>722685877
>white bread
Are you five?

>>722679487
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

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>>722679745
You and your kind are what's ruining society.

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>>722686914
What's wrong with white bread?
At least it's not black.

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>>722686914
only when your mum wants to clean my wee-wee m8

>>722679487
>>722686935
So you're supposed to use your good hand to hold it and use your partially decomposed hand to cut?

>>722684541
Have you never heard of a french fucking dip?

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>>722685877

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>>722686082

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>>722687880

>>722688107
Nice herpes.

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>>722676173
Hell, I'm gonna do this for my daughters.

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>>722684541
>Put condiment on sandwich
nobody bats an eye

>put sandwich in condiment
anon blames america

kek. fucking eurotrash.

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>>722674986

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>tfw no way to get a sandwich

>>722689992
Pssst, you can make one yourself.

>>722689992
I know the feel, I'm single as well.

>>722690167
I have no food in my house
>>722690223
I've never had a sandwich maker before. I am now understanding the purpose.

>>722676148
top kek

>>722676435
Prolly the ones in your ass, cumbreath.

>>722677579
some kind of hieroglyphic blowjob.

Is there not one penis shaped samich?!

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>>722691666
>>722691777
whoa wuts going on here guys
pls respond