lets start a green text round robin ill start >be me

>socially awkward cuck

>first day at school

> like this girl 8/10

>smush my pb and j sammy on the bus ride while checking her out

>loose tard won't leave her alone

> open fire in a local whole foods

>put sharpie in my pooper

>Posted it at 4chan

>decide I'll try to ask her out

>buy she saw that video

> wubalubadubdub

>find out shes a jew/nigger

>>722671177
> fucked around and got a triple double

> go to family's house one day after school

> ask for femanon

>>722671557
> "She's been dead for two months."

>spaghetti falls out of fanny pack

>furiously starts eating spaghetti off corpse