YLYL thread?

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>>722669784

>>722671069
lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDVORoIw6XA&t=15s

>>722671069
i still don't get why this banana is funny i never laugh at it.

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>Be me
> 17 yr old with 6/10 gf (loved her dearly)
> sitting on her couch watching some TV
> We were never really into sexual things
> Out of nowhere she turns to me and asks me.
> "Hey, would you let me fuck you with a dildo?"
> I turned to her and said nothing
> In my mind I was pondering it, I came to the conclusion that if I had a kink she would let me do it.
> "Sure babe, I mean if you are into it I would be willing to try."
> She said plainly "Oh okay."

3 hours pass

> It is late and I don't want to drive home so I ask her if it is okay if i crash here for the night
> She agrees and I go to the guest bedroom for the night.
> 10 mins later she comes in with only her panties on holding something behind her.
>Helllooowaitnvm.gif
> So about what you said earlier convo starts up and she wants to try it.
MFW
Keep in mind I am a virgin and this would have been like my 3rd or 4th sexuall experiance.
>Cantbackdownnow.png
>Lube check
>Lighting check
>Tissues check
>Strap on...
>WTF this thing is fucking massive!
>this dildo is like a fucking horse cock and she wants to fuck me with it.
>Sweat, dry mouth, palms cold.
cont.?

>>722672445
Yes what the fuck do you mean cont?

>>722672445
continue before I lose my erection!

>>722672639
continue

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>...........................

>>722672445
In b4 Moms spaghetti

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>>722672445
>So there I am on all fours on the bed about to be penetrated before I penetrated her
>honestly my mind was a whirlwind at this point.
>It was a rush of emotions
>"Y-you ready?"
> I manage to amount a small amount of bravery in this dark time
>"Bring it on"
I regret this today
>Lubed me up and then without any warning she rammed me right away
>My eyes were watering and I felt no pleasure
>only burning
>this goes on for about 10 mins... in and out
>It felt like a really hard and sharp shit was going in and out and never left your anus
>after the time was up she pulled out and my gaping anus was still burning.
>"So... anon did you enjoy it as much as I~ did?"
>Shit I am crying and she just had a real good time
>"Yeah *cough* it was great"
>"Round two then?"
>"I would but I am pretty tired.."
>All of a sudden her 13 yr old sister came in and said "Hey I just got bac-..."

>There we were naked with a huge horse dildo in the guest bedroom.
>Mom walked in next
and that is how I was banned from the chinese restaurant
(the house bit was on the third floor)

>>722672445
cont. plz

>>722674480
I did
>>722672445

>>722673651
What

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>>722673651

>>722675243
Replied kek

>>722670180
hahaha lost so hard

>>722675243
No

>>722675243
stop

>>722669784

actually laughed

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>>722677261
>number of favorites
lost

>>722671656
newfag

>>722671656
The banana is cancer.

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well then

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I'm Thinking Arby's

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Tatsumaki

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Hello /b/ros

>>722678220
Kamehameha

>>722678497
lol wtf

>>722675243
aw man
mfkr

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>>722678623
I know you like it

>>722678449
INNA NAMA DA MOON
IM FINNA BOOST U UP NIGGA
MOON TIARA ACTION AN SHEEIT

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>>722678568

>>722675243
aw mayne

>>722678841
>filename
anon took that screenshot a few minutes ago

>>722678841
Was it always like that, or this is another chain reaction?

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Suplex the train mo fucker

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>>722678623

Ye

>>722679368
Sauce?

>>722679699
/b/ a few weeks ago

>>722678330
It's good mood food

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UR SUL IS MIEN

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>>722670180
cancer
a
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>>722677299
Fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd:FromGrandma

>>722675243
fuck

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GET READY TO LAUGH...AND LOSE!

>>722680756
Here's a headline for you anon

"Fat man-baby posts banana from moms basement, thinks its fucking hilarious"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi1lJiuaC48

kek

>>722678800
When the fuck did /b/ become 9gag? Jesus Crispety Christ.

>>722681163

Quit promoting your shitty youtube channel.

Nice Francis rip-off, btw.

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>>722681007

>>722669784
piggybacking,


take my survey :^)))))) I need 9 more faggots.
www surveymonkey com/r/RS799FK

>>722675243
kok

>>722681240
Holy shit Barb, you need to chill the fuck out.

>>722675243
nignog

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I really really really like this image

>>722678383
Honest question, what the hell is it with niggers, shoes, and hats?

google "european people history"

>>722682302
In my experience they value shoes because in the jungle walking barefoot was what the slaves did. They needed shoes and hats to prove they were not slaves.

>>722678841
lost

>>722682302
As a white person what the hell is with white people trucks and hunting.

>>722681163
Reminds me of this autistic retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJf6AkJCEUM

>>722680965
oh no society doesn't agree with your viewpoints. feelsbad

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>>722678841
>>722679998

It's really funny that Pewdiepie thought it would all play out and he'd become a millionaire off his bullshit but it just took a website to say he hates Jews and now his "career" is fucked.

That's funny.

>>722675243

nigga.

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>>722675243
L

>>722675243
fk off sara

>>722678497
lost lol wtf

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>>722675243

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>>722682530
It's understandable if someone scuffs your truck. And that's not limited to one race. Most truck owners are spics.

Hunting is a simple gathering of nutrition. Again, not singled out to white people.

>shitty b8/10

>>722679315
Actually had me laughing

>>722675243
pop

>>722675243
fuuuck mom!

>>722679699
>>722679782
Yondemasuyo, Azazel-san

>>722683631

fuck you

>>722675243
ok

>>722684510
What happened to the "and every pirate is" you can see in the background? Fake. Kys

>>722682530
I despise people who start sentences with "As a (adjective) person..."

>>722684636
Hey Antwoord!

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>>722680965

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>>722684773
idk, clearly fake and badly edited, but i smiled when u first saw it. sorry you feel that way, anon-kun

>>722682880
He's already a millionaire, and that could happen to any famous person. Mel Gibson was black-balled for over a decade after his rant.

>>722685053
when *i first saw it

>>722685053
reported

>>722675243
What. Why

>>722683631
Fuck off m8

>>722675243
>File

https://youtu.be/y6mA8bBgqek

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>>722677364
This is the face of a broken man.

>>722675243
shit, I actually laughed

>>722672445
>17
>not into 'sexual things'

You deserved it for being such a beta faggot

>>722685390
That's not actually the dog's arm

>>722677299
Strawman harder. MadeMeReply/10

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>>722685670
not a cringe thread m8

>>722675001
Didn't deny it

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>>722685732
i think you may be right

>>722671069
I really, really, really like this image

>>722677364
>we blessed
Blessed who? Who did you bless?

>>722680534
Lelelelelelele kill yourself!

>>722685984
Go back to facebook with this normie trash

>>722685983
translates from niggese to "we are blessed"

>>722685889
is her right leg an uncut penis?

>>722671069
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>722675243
Fine

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>>722669784

>>722675243
Hagad

>>722682880
He's not fucked. He has enough money to live out the rest of his life. If anything, he's more free.

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>>722673651
I don't get it

>>722675243
lost and replying

>>722677364
>nigger knocked ginger up and left
>he's clearly not in second pic but his son is

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>>722686137
nah, just a poorly drawn foot

>>722685111
Yeah, losing a Disney contract and the YouTube redpill thing is millions more disappeared though.

>>722675243
die

>>722683631
fuck you

>>722679315

>"Meteor Strike"

shitty weebed-up advance version detected

go PS1 or go fuck yourself

>>722682880
Already rich, so I guess he's the one laughing

>>722686335
Nice work detective

>>722686374
y still get high doe jesus fail me god y

>>722686120
Wow. Bringing me way back anon

>>722675243
bish

>>722682880
He will still make a shit ton of money despite not having ties with youtube red or disney

You forget he already has a following and is wealthy already

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if dubs you must laugh

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>>722675243

>>722675243
I hate you

>>722686490
He's still posting teary-eyed videos about the unfairness of it all, so he knows he's lost a shitload of potential wealth.

>>722686616
I think I'm in love

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>>722686616
top milkdude

>>722683825
[citation needed]

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>>722686616
Not your personal Army.

>>722686335
really?

>>722680965
That's bullshit. Women vote more conservatively than men.

>>722686688
Still funny that he thought he was going to be super rich, and now he's only going to be quite rich. And he's been vocal about having a sore anus over the whole scenario.

>>722686885
>this is what neckbeards think going outside is like

>>722685196
it's cringy that someone actually took the time to do this

This and the other 823283591234 pictures like this that /b/ is being spammed with daily

>>722686823
I agree with OP, he clearly specified that it had to be trips, and the guy got quads. Quads aren't trips. Everyone acting like he won are a bunch of autists

>>722686218
She's a sport.

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>>722686616
wooops forgot to post the 2nd pic

>>722686232
He's not fucked, but his fruity career trajectory is.

>>722682880
hes worth 120+ million USD.. more then hillary "told you niggers so" clinton

>>722685196
I don't get it. Does it have something to do with him being bald, and he doesn't need scissors? And what does the paper have to do with a anything

>>722687051
Top milkdude shut up fgt

>>722686932
Kek

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>>722686980
> neckbeards
Are you really gonna pretend you aren't one SJW faggot. You tards are so predictable.

>>722686218
you piece of shit

>>722687188
can you smell what the rock is cooking?

>>722677364
Why does every half black baby look the exact same?

>>722675243
fuck you

>>722683631
What if i wanna die?

>>722687364
No, why? I thought he was a wrestler, not a chef.

>>722687187
This pic is good, wish I could see some for the first time again

>>722675945
>plz respond...

>>722675517
lost

>>722687164
Does he still have that value now that he's a known Nazi sympathiser and no longer endorsed by 2 of the biggest companies in the world as a result?

>>722687504
ever played roshambo?

>>722680436
dude fuck off

>>722680318
this

>>722686218
>5555444
fuck...

>>722681505
lost

>>722686932
SON OF A BITCH

>>722675243
fk u

>>722678330
I'm thinking "Crap, I lost..."

>>722686218
Sigh*

>>722687676
>FB_IMG
What a surprise.

>>722682880
Pretty sure he still has loads of people subscribing. The only people that aren't going to watch him now are the ones who would never watch him in the first place.

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>>722687676
milkdude

>>722687615
isnt that the nigger UFC fighter that died a couple years ago?

>>722675243
stfu

>>722687032
File name

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>>722687099
TOP KEK THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ELECT A MEME PRESIDENT

>>722675243
Ghghhhh

>>722675243
k

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>>722687032

>>722679368
What amine is this?

>>722687856
no. you cannot possibly be this out of popular culture anon. they're not even mildly obscure references. do you live in a cave?

>>722681915
Kek

>>722687099
Why, did she marry a fucking raghead?

>>722686218
Hege

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>>722679818

>>722688021
see
>>722684160

>>722677617
Actually, that's pretty fucking cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcv03MTCp7Y

>>722688024
I was joking about thinking you were talking about Kimbo Slice but I actually don't know what roshambo is. I've heard the word but that's about it.

>>722686932
How many are there FUCK

>>722687566
fuck

>>722687894
Surf tight, pizza

i want some chicken, niggers

>>722688179
rock, paper, scissors

>>722684636
Not blonde enough

>>722687608
>a known Nazi sympathiser
Wut

>>722686936
He's set for life, and no one's stoppping him from just continuing to make videos. He got more subscribers, more support, his show is going to come back because it's already been filmed. He'll get a Netflix deal I fucking guarantee it.

>>722678220
Fuckinn lost

>>722688351
Lol I know right?
It's spelled sympathizer

>>722683631
thats twice tonight

>>722683367
saved

>>722669784
Why is it always the skinniest, shrimpiest white dudes who rep black culture and talk hood? Fucking ALWAYS.

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>>722686439
PS1? Fuck off nigger, SNES Zor znothing. Fucking cuck.

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>>722688179
Jesus christ

>>722675243
fuck

>>722677364
That is so sad. Walter white, top left, baby no dad. Ha

>>722686218
3

>>722687371
because whites have recessive genes. they are pretty much 100% black. The only thing the white does is make the skin slightly lighter. No white genes are activated.

>>722688532
It may be with an 's' in British English. I was saying wut because I hadn't heard the Nazi thing. Although, I know fuck all about the guy. Wouldn't have the foggiest who he even is if it weren't for that South Park episode.

>>722686932
does this mean i have to reply?

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>>722682302
Well, you see, black people attach their entire character and personality to their style of clothing. If you mess with their clothing, then you're messing with their personal identity.

Kind of like a Hermit crab who can't live without his shell, but with terrible credit.

>>722685870
Lost

>>722688825
This version doesn't work. Somali pirates ain't taupe.

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>>722675243

>>722685289
Should be 'Cruews ships'. And just be a friendly film about cruise ships.

>>722687566
Uhg

>>722675243
sup

>>722686907
source?

>>722675243
shit

>>722673651
I took one of my drunk exes home one night when I was like 18. She was pretty fucked in the head but hot. Reminded me of this story.

She pulled a dildo out of her purse and tried to put it near my ass and I grabbed her arm and said no. She whimpered and gave me the "come onnn" and I said no again. 20 minutes later I was ramming her pussy raw and covered her ass and back with cum. She cried after saying I fucked her too hard and claimed I raped her. I took that bitch home the next day like a boss. That's how you deal with that dildo shit. Never let a woman dominate you.

>>722688411
I never said he was going to be poor, I said it was funny that because WSJ said he hates Jews then Disney and Google went "ooh, fuck" and he missed out on some serious cash. I know he still has money and retards will still watch him.

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>>722685161

>>722683631
f

>>722689418
u

>>722675243
Fug

>>722675945

Didn't laugh until I zoomed in on his ears.

>>722688797
See
>>722689236

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQGubv2Bc0&t=4s

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>>722675243
Top notch shit.

>>722687371
Cause it's a nigger

>>722689695
>The Amazing Athiest
>3 Subscibers
top milkdude

>>722673651
DO ALL CHINESE GIRLS WANT TO DO THIS? EVERY ONE I'VE DEALT WITH WANTED TO FUCK MY ASS WTF

>>722689759

No.

>>722689562
Yeah, I just want to know how 'WSJ says he hates Jews' equals 'he is a proven Nazi sympathizer'.

>>722683631
Fug

>>722675001
The funniest part about that is she probably conembted to seem sexy and cool chick for guys, and some dude instead of playing into it just made her look like a fool lol

>>722690016
They proved it with journalism.

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>>722689897

>>722685551
this was fantastic