Wish for something and corrupt the post before yours. I wish for cake

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The cake is a lie.

I wish for a dick in my asshole.

>>722668220
I want to have sex with him. To fell his body and to finger his butthole. No homo.

>>722668319
Granted, but it's a whale's dick. I wish for some pussy.

>>722668541
That is homo
I wish for another drink to help with the pain

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>>722668220
>I wish for cake
Wish granted! You look so pretty.

>>722668979
granted but it's whale semen

i wish for reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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>>722669105
You get a reply but it's immunity cat
I wish for death

>>722669742
You die but are reincarnated as immunity cat

>>722669959
Make a wish fucktard

I wish for another wish

>>722670324
granted, but forced to wish for death

I wish for a giant pizza with good flavor and toppings

>>722670471
Its so big it crushes you to death

I wish for a qt trap gf

>>722670617
Granted but they have a 9" horse cock and your the bottom
I wish for the car of my dreams

>>722670884
have to be asleep to make it functional

I wish for the most comfortable mattress in the world

>>722670984
Granted but you can never sleep on it
I wish I could fly

>>722671188
you can fly, but you can only go two miles per hour

I wish I was ripped

>>722671651
You are ripped but in the literal sense like paper

I wish for a billion dollars

>>722671895
Zimbabwean currency

I wish I was the most attractive man on Earth

>>722671651
granted but the vd you catch from all that sex kills you in a year

i wish i was a child again

>>722672031
But you die when you touch a woman.

I wish I was poor so I could tell if a woman liked me for more than just my money

>>722672129
But your memory is wiped.

I wish my cock was long enough to suck myself off.

>>722672129
Granted but you relive everything exactly the same as the first time it happened

I wish I could time travel

>>722672399
Granted but you can never get yourself off

I wish that my internet wasn't shit

>>722672419

>I wish I could time travel
But only to last tuesday

>>722672419
But only 1 millisecond into the past.

Wish I had xray vision for only clothes and underwear

>>722672031
You can only fuck other men

Every time someone limits my power, I take their power

>>722672419
granted, but you may only travel forwards in your own life until you die and not backwards.

I wish that i was stronger

>>722672626
Granted but the only people who limit your power have no power to start with

I wish I had enough money to do what I want

>>722672736
Granted but everyone else gets stronger as well

I wish for a good night's sleep

>>722669105
.

>>722668695
Granted but it's a cat

I wish for a dog

>>722668695
pussy is granted. it's attached to a negress

I wish I was drunk.

>>722673204
Granted but your black out drunk don't remember anything and wake up with a God awful hangover

I wish for another slice of pecan pie

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>>722673467
granted but you drop it on the floor after receiving it

i wish for a stand

>>722673787
Granted but it will never stand

I wish for a new amp

>>722673889
granted but it will never amplify

i wish for the ability to fly

>>722674382
Granted but only 1" off the ground and at the same speed you walk

I wish it was colder

>>722674531
OK but it's only nice and cool for other people, you're freezing cold all the time

I wish for x-ray vision and better normal sight

>>722675528
Granted but your x-ray vision gives people cancer and your sight is only better while wearing glasses

I wish for a better computer

>>722676591
AI intelligence granted, computer enslaves you.

I wish for world peace

>>722676591
Granted but you can only use it 3 minutes a day.

I wish I found a better job

>>722676860
Granted but it's not our world

I wish that cartoon network was good again

>>722677095
granted but it's now a pay channel.

I wish for trump's impeachment.

>>722677243
Granted but Mike Pence becomes POTUS (easy one)

I wish I had more friends