have 1 month to enlarge dick for first date, 31y virgin what do

>>722651964
it's works?

Stop being so fat, your dick size isnt the problem and you know it

>>722651964
haha wtf nigga are you for real?

>>722651964

i think the problem is, half your dick is submerged in fat

If you're 31 years old and you're a virgin the issue isn't your dick size

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enjoy your ruined dick

Kek
This is more like a roast thread

>>722651964
Hit the gym, start running a lot. Like fucking make yourself nearly pass out from running.

Your bloodflow increase will make your cock a lot fatter.

All this dick-extendor device will do for you is give you erectile dysfunction.

I think op is sad now

>>722652863

i dont think running will increase dick size.. dumbass, maybe losing the fat in his pelvis will make it appear bigger but it won't grow in size at all technically

>>722652863
>>722652730

These people have no idea what they are talking about, OP.

Dick enlargement does work, but it takes longer than 1 month and you don't need a device...

There are two exercises you need to know.

>Jelqing
>Clamping

Google both these terms and read up on them. Clamping can be done with adjustable cable ties (NOT ZIP TIES) but the ones that can be tightened or loosened easily.

Get a routine going. Before every masturbation session (because let's be honest, if you are a 31y virgin you probably do this every day) do these exercises for 30 minutes or so. Then rest for a while then do you business.

It will increase stamina and the engorging of the cells in the penis with blood will cause new cell growth or increase the blood capacity of the penile muscles.

God speed, you disgusting bastard.

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>>722653067
and lonely so send me femanons nudes

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>>722653329
>e stamina and the engorging of the cells in the penis with blood will cause new cell growth or increase the blood capacity of the penile muscles.
i have an bathmate but always get thrombosed veins and injuries when i use it....

>>722652863
Running wont make your dick fatter
where did you get that idea?

>>722651964
Why not just not brother enlarging your dick. Just work with what you've got. Not like you're gonna use it on the first date anyway. You're a 31yr old virgin, doubt you can woo this chick into bed after one trip to Olive Garden

>>722651964
Time stamp now

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>>722653385

so do those things work for recorrecting bent dicks?

since I was a kid my dick made about a 50 degree curve down/to the left and it's starting to be a pain, thought one of these might be a decent investment

>>722651964
> first date
> gonna have sex
this must really be your first date. is she a slut and you know she puts out immediately or are you grasping at straws

>>722651964
lose some weight fatass

Dick size is not the most important thing, and you can't change it anyway. Start reading up on how to please a woman, getting her maximum exited is much more important, and NO, do not do like in porn, you need to be gentle, tease her til she craves you

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>>722653579
why its me alright

>>722651964
lose weight, your dick wont be sunk into your fat and it will actually be longer

>>722651964
Your dick is fine. Log gym time.

>>722654541
Fkn this! Some jaw exercises won't go amiss either help stop lock jaw, if you know what I mean
Beta of luck you pathetic anon

Woman in general dont care about dick. They have sex only to keep men around. Just dont be an asshole.

>>722651964
Lose weight