What kind of girlfriend do you want

One that won't tell my wife

>>722649213
itsatrap.jpg

>>722649338
kek

>>722649213
One with a penis.

>>722649213
Chained up and in my possession.

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loyal, kind and qt

The kind that exists. Ideally one that doesn't feel like a chore to have to entertain.

Anything that has a pussy, bro. I'm desperate.

One with a vagina

You want a girl that's nice, a girl that's not
Obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot
The kind of girl that you can show to your folks
Loves the movies you like and always laughs at your jokes
A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl;
A brand new, really hot, real doll
Wants to impress you, doesn't care if you notice
Only ever uses you to tickle her throat with...
You might think this girl only exists in your mind
But she's real but last week she died

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>>722649879
bo please go

Man I got out a 5 year relationship like 6 months ago and I still can't figure it out. I used to think I'd want a nice, reserved, cutie. Now I think anyone super shy is probably autistic or emotionally damaged. So maybe an outgoing and confident girl?

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>>722649213
>smart
>funny
>hot
>likes to stay in shape
>gets along well with my family and friends
>worships my cock
>good mother material

>>722649998
try it and see what happens.

dwight

is that Gara from Naruto

>>722650156
Eh sadly I'm too busy with graduate school, so all I can do is fantasize.

>>722650233
It's Gayle the Snail

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One like this.

I want a girl that's nice
a girl that's not obsessed with her looks, but is insanely hot
The kind of girl that i can show to my folks
Loves the movies i like and always laughs at my jokes
A real girl, a hot girl; a really hot girl
Wants to impress me,doesn't care if i notice
Only ever uses me to tickle her throat with

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Like this

>>722650444
so you are into men? GTFO you beta faggot

the attractive fresh dead body kind
preferably young but of appropriate age

a real one

>>722649453
why i get so turn on by this?

>>722651124
\thread

>>722651229
The depravity and beaten downess is what calls to me. There's nothing like a drug addict to put your problems in perspective

>>722650270
ok...

>>722650666
post more.

>>722649213
One that's funny as fuck.
Cute.
Likes sports (skateboarding, snowboarding and football "soccer").
Must love drum and bass/jungle music.
Must love zombie films.

>>722651609
i dont now why i like it ,i always end up breaking up with all my girlfriends because i find them prudes , they dont like smoking or getting high and even if they like me and have completely balanced lifes i just throw it all away to be with a unstable girl , i have a problem

>>722649213
the kind i have. so, im good. thanks.

>>722652279

same here. i startet to accept it. seems to be the thing that we want, so why settle for someone "boring"

>>722649453
Pls post more heroin cuties, I wanna start a folder

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>>722651957

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>>722649213
Just someone like me, who likes to stay in, laze around and watch shows and movies. Don't really care about their beliefs as long as we can talk.

Just someone who understands do loves me.
>pic related, someone like her.m

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I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong jacket!

Haha

Ha

No?

...

Self destruct sequence...
Engaged

>>722653129
Whoah autist detected

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>>722652943

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>>722649213
I want a gf like this plz

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One without a dick

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>>722653203
Aspie X 10 reporting in

>>722653346
I could do one with a dick if she was cute enough

>>722649213
>One that I find attractive.
>I want her to be extremely dependent.
>No friends she can turn to.
>No family she can turn to.
>I want her to crave attention to the point she's willing to do anything.
>want her to have fertility problems.


Hopefully a girl meeting these requirements will give me a much needed handicap in the relationship department. Less risk of pregnancy is always good. And she'll be too dependant, with no friends or family to rely on, to leave if I screw up along the way. Only think I can't really calculate for is novelty, I'd imagine after a while people become complacent with their sexual partner and their sex drive slowly declines. ( imagine eating spam everyday for the next 2 to 3 years). Hopefully her extreme dependency will work as a failsafe if seek novelty in other women from time to time.

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>>722653317
Why do I like light skin niggeresses so much /b I don't even like white girls anymore

>>722649338
How about one that would be cool with my wife to share the bed with.

A depressed one

>>722649213
one that doesn't lack confidence would be nice.

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>>722653482
Wtf is wrong with you

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>>722649213
Intelligent, feminine, calm social and compassionate to calm and guide the soulless psycho

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2d gf 4 me

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>>722653731
Muh nigga

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>>722653679
i don't know bro you tell me pls

>>722649213
a real one

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>>722653679
Let's be honest dude how could that ugly pale crackhead looking trashy whore compete.

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>>722649213

>Cute
>Modest
>Quirky
>Loyal
>Plays the Vidya
>Isn't an Easily Offended Millennial Shitbag

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>>722653129
>>722653362
>>722653679
>>722653931
Its all in the eyes

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>>722649213
To put it briefly, someone who's intelligent, spunky and responds well to my humor. Independent yet loyal and kind. Someone that's open to trying new things and taking chances and gets me to do the same.

>it'd only be a minor plus if she looks like pic related.

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>>722654252
Nope, figure life out yourself.
Hint
Blacks will hate you
Whites will hate you
You will be left alone

>>722652647
i accept it too even if it means going down the rabbit hole its still better than the boring alternative of a normal life , my parents always give me shit when i bring one a of this girls to the house but i like seeing their faces of dissapointment , the girls notice this aswell and they seem to like it at some point

>>722649213
A female

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I haven't given any thought to what type of girl i would have since I've accept I would die alone

She would obviously need to have male characteristics
- unbreakable
- doesn't cry
- doesn't manipulate
- sense of humor
- can discuss topics
- I won't have to figure out the million things she won't say
- I won't take the blame for her retarded ass not being able to put herself in the right words
- I wont have to keep snacks for her in my bag for when he gets violent
- no diseases
- not skinny, but not fat, good booty,
- doesn't steal my money
- doesn't steal my children

95% of the things any male could want from a female cannot be found in the female at all, can only be found in heterosexual men. Why do you think women, gays, everybody prefers a heterosexual man. Even fucking homos spend all their time talking about "i could convert him."

When there is 5% reason to have a relationship with a female and 95% reason not to, logic wins out, I avoid females entirely. I dont walk next to them, i dont look at them, i treat them as if they're niggers, which, let's be real that's what women are. You have to keep your eye on their body language and their movements so that you don't injure them, or in the case of niggers, so that they don't injure you. But besides that i have no contact.

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>>722654557
You have a very bad taste in women, are you still going through that emo phase listening to linkin park and shit?

>>722649213
a biological one

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>>722654836
Girls dont like nice guys
... Because they have nothing in common.
Girls already have a pussy, they dont need another.
Girls can get fucked whenever they want
They know that
Boys cant get fucked whenever they want
They know that

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>>722655073
Noope lol
I think you have horrible taste in women

>>722653245
Who is dat though

>>722655238
You're obviously a virgin, I bet you're that one kid that was always an awkward anxious nerd and never talked to girls and wondered why he didn't get approached hmmm maybe because he's too nice? nope not really because you're too much of a pussy to even talk to them, believe me dude no good looking girl that has a self esteem likes being treated like shit I dated over 9 women at 20 and you got no idea what you're saying my guy, stop being a virgin girls don't like assholes I can tell you don't go out alot.

>>722655524
true no girl likes being disrespected point blank, maybe being slick and what not is ok being sarcastic shit like that stuff that makes you ''cool'' so to say but females don't like getting beat up nor disrespected lol.

>>722649213
implying i don't want to be the girlfriend.

>>722655772
fag

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>>722655524
Muh dude, i lost it 12 years ago.
Im married with kids.
Pic related

Good luck /b/ro

>>722649213
weeb that's into lolis/shotas

>>722652127
>"must"

gtfo wizard

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One that isnt a bitch but most are like that cause you know... Theyre women.

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>>722649213

one that isnt a bitch every morning.

>>722656309
This.. so much to take in...

>>722655238
>>722655524
Yeah girls want guys that are so nice
You drive them around
Buy them stuff
Let them move in etc.

What a fucking cuck you are

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>>722649213
one who will appreciate my Superior intellect, let me crush her belief in Christianity and adopt the almighty way of the atheist, she will also enjoy pepsi max as our beverage of love and she will understand why i have chosen to follow the way of the blade!

>>722654836
you basically want a brick wall.

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>>722655238

Im always going to be a nice guy no matter what. i dont care if it costs me contact with women. women are shitty people. I have one of two options, spend every day isolated and alone. Only talk to people when necessary in an effort to minimize any possible conversation.

And two, to babysit the female, have my money taken from me, my kids taken, have my emotional health destroyed, my respect in myself wiped clean,

Test tube babies bro. As soon as them shits are popping a good 80% of females will be murdered by the public You know why?

women are valueless people. You are all gawking at hair, makeup, none of these women will ever have decent income or do anything themselves, or be interested in learning, figuring out how things work.

Women are valueless people that then destroy the male's value. The only effort the female will apply in life is convincing the male she is higher value than he is.

Women are charlatans. Nothing more, nothing less, they always have been and always will be. Until, of course, they no longer own the womb and then the streets will run red with female blood.

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>>722649213
The type of girl, I want is someone who can cook, clean, hot and atleast has a high enough caliber

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we will listen to death in june and want to die

>>722649991
Kill yourself
It will only take a minute
You'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it
Kill yourself
Really, you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid

>>722656309
I would fuck her like a rabbit, everyday, several times. That's all I want, a girlfriend who makes me hard really easy (and yes, fats like pic makes me hard)

>>722650548
So you want her to eat your fucking controllers? Or are you saying that you want any girlfriend you could starve, so that she would eat your controllers? I'm confused

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>>722656706

Go for it give the comment you linked a quick read I would be glad to discuss it with you

We both know you're female, and we both know you are aggravated because i expect some value from you. You expect me to do everything for you, let you act like a coke head, and then give you my money. any change of this balance in your mind will be reason to chimp the fuck out

You're female, so you intentionally acting dumb and illiterate warrants me writing you a special unique comment just for you.

All i want is a female who acts like a person, gives the "higher value" shit a rest. Especially that since women should be seen as lower value, always. Women cannot be equals since the irrational person always conquers the rational, when on equal footing. Women cannot be above the male (a huge reason for this, is because the female has no real world value to begin with)

Women must always, always be assumed lower value than the male as in Islamic relationships.

>>722652983
I second you, Anon.
Plus i love girls with short hair... nohomo tho

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>>722649213
Rich annnnd hot...

>>722649213
more of this faggot plz

>>722649213
A girl that actually can stay in bingewatching netflix with me and that i could go out with, doing just random shit

>>722656966
nice dog

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>>722649213
A girl who is a Sex Maniac

>>722649730
so have sex one time a month

One that is smarter than me and kind of holds power in a relationship rather than being a dumb push over bitch, but she also likes to hang out like one of the boys

you are all fags except me

>>722657380
fat female me dont like

>>722656295
I'd definitely date ol' pigley there

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>>722656932
Just a cute/fit nerdy girl

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>>722656295
That`s a real Ms. Piggey
>Chubby Chaser Much?

>>722656966
nope im male and you basically want a zombie, a robot or a brick wall, people all have emotions and they all eventually snap at some point, you are just as self absorbed as women are and narcissistic as a female, have you discovered a new technology, no, a new cure for a disease, no, have you greatly contributed to a scientific field, no, everyone is now a shallow self absorbed narcissist, men more so then women but you are all now equal, equally retarded.

>>722658298
Fit is not a necessity for me, but she can't be too fat, that just wouldn't work out

One that exists

>>722654836
You definitely won`t find one with your current attitude so, self-fulfilling prophecy .

>>722656712
Huh. Creepy

>>722649577
>One with a penis.
Checked.

I agree, but it had better be a feminine one.

>>722656295
I lost my virginity to a fat girl like that. She had a truck

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>>722658384
>nope im male and you basically want a zombie,

Im here to discuss my ideas, mainly the ones i've written about in this thread. You are here to hit me with accusations that are more opposite to anything ive said than similar

This is what happens when jews take control of your society

Everybody is some dumb retarded fag/ nigger, who constantly pukes in your face and they themselves expect you to clean it up

Take a knife and open up your own throat like a cantaloupe you homo fuck

>>722659372
>You definitely won`t find one with your current attitude

Go shoot yourself you faggot piece of shit. "Attitude" has nothing to do with getting females

Would you like to say anything that relates to my post, or I'm here to be hit with abusive accusations that has nothing to do with anything and clean up for you

Take a knife and stab yourself through the skull you fag piece of shit

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>>722649213
Like her... i love acrotomophilia and bionic prostheses

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>>722659817

No you dont, you like blonde hair, light skin, black clothing and shiny things

You will find nearly everything you are attracted to has nothing to do with the female herself

One that cleans, cooks sucks my dick and leaves.

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>>722659781
Attitude is everything you faggot
Bruh, i bet you dont even pick things up and put them down.
Except your tiny non dick, every 10 minutes.
Lets go faggot
What

>>722659893
I prefer having passionate sex with an amputee girl than fucking a trap or a boy.

About 24 but looks 16, doesn't age
Family fortune but the family is all dead
Looks like Chloe Moretz with Jennifer Lawrence's body.
Worships me unconditionally
Intelligent and versed in several interests, but especially consumed with her constant improvement as one of the world's leading adepts in Tantric Yoga

>>722660111
Theres this company on the dark web, where you can send your men or women. They cut off the legs and arms, make them so they cant talk. Install a hook for closet hanging. Its like a real life sex doll

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>>722660031
>Attitude is everything you faggot

Attitude has nothing to do with getting females

Do you see how youre "combating" me now? Do you see how you think this is a wizard battle in Harry potter? You're just going to force me down?

Attitude has nothing to do getting females. If attitude had anything to do with getting females, it is still far, far below what youre doing now

Arguing like a female

You have no points, no logic, you think we're standing on a table casting red and blue lighting at each other

Your faggot ass exact same shit as female good luck attracting any, the only reason women seek you out is because youre a beta cuckold who does things for them and holds their purse

>>722660292
No thanks

>>722649338
Win

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>>722660321
Bruh, your a beta cuck tryhard get nowhere kinda bro. Your just spinning the tires bruh.
You need to go ass to grass bruh, the attitude and the swagger its what gets them bitches drippin' bruh.

>>722656712
you sound very nice

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>>722660321
Edgiiiee

>>722659781
your aggressiveness and hostile retort only serves to prove my assumption, you are just another narcissist getting upset that you can't have everything your way, guess what relationships are a two way street and are full of compromise, also there are no jews controlling society, its just you blaming others for your own failings, you are no different to the feminists whining about patriarchy, go to therapy for your own sake special snowflake.

>>722649213
One that gets on with my wife.

>>722659781

lmao attitude is literally 90% of getting females, no wonder your so alone

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>>722660746
>Bruh, your a beta cuck tryhard

What does your generic abuse have to do with the things I've posted, would you like to discuss my words.

Or your faggot dick went hard so it's time to unload for 35 minutes

Take a pistol, smack out your own fucking teeth, Load it up and put one through your dome

>>722660793
I'm a great person there's nothing you can do to damage me or take away from me. You took away from yourself by having nothing to talk about. You destroyed your own value.

Both of us were assumed equal value and at the end of our discussion, you caused yourself to be lower value than me, and i raised my own value by posting constructed, informed paragraph

>>722660921
>your aggressiveness

Go shoot yourself you fucking fag. Your abuse against me, your ignoring my topic entirely, is not met with free samples at Dairy Queen, it is met with bone knuckle colliding with your eye socket

The fact that you expect me to be happy about you launching generic abuse at me proves the fact that you will never be successful or in demand by the female gender. You will always be an accessory to the female. Your girl will always prefer me over you, no matter who she's dating.

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>>722649213
One who
>is very skinny; skinny enough for me to be able to see her hip bones
>not black
>likes to wear bob-cuts
>is an avid gamer
>watches anime, and not just mainstream, dubbed garbage
>tits not too big, but not too small either
>preferably without a big ass
>no tattoos
>no smoking or drinking
>no drug use
>open to sex, but not JUST ABOUT sex; isn't boring and has more to offer to a relationship
>educated and actually knows what the hell is going on in the world

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>>722661126
>lmao attitude is literally 90% of getting females

Attitude literally has nothing to do with females. Youre still doing your Harry potter wand battles against me

Let me just stab you in the side, under the rib, in the kidney while youre "power projecting" at me thinking i'll stop

Let's discuss the attitude that's necessary, you know what, I won't even teach you how to bag and tag the opposite gender. You get nothing from me fag.

>>722653432
she?
Quit kidding you're not a faggot, faggot

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>tfw too intelligent to fuck monkeys

>>722661147
bruh ....

>>722661308
can't tell if troll or severe autism, anyone else wanna guess?

>>722661308
why would a bitter harry potter fan virgin have anything to teach about getting women?

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>>722649213
Girlfriend?
I don't befriend food and fuck.

A girl with a pussy and actual cooking skills would be nice.

And I don't like being owned like property.
Wouldn't care if 10/10, if you try that you're out.

>>722661147
Tldr
Your a faggot bruh
I bet you do curls in the squat rack bruh
Why dont you just go hang back with them cardio bunnies admirin' us real men.
And make me a sandwich bruh

>>722661240
/fa

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>>722661147
Dammn bitch
Soo edgiieeee
I could shave with that edge

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>>722661147
you sound sexually repressed and agry af bruh you really need to smoke a j or atleast get ur dick sucked lmoa

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>>722661470

Guess what what's the next thing going to come out of your faggot mouth.

"cant tell if ___ or ___"
autism spam
IQ assault
English skill assault

Your entire personality was written by your Jew media. This is why you cannot have discussions even though you wish you could.

The purpose of your life is to do what youre doing now, hitting people with faggot shit, until the Jews need you for their next agenda. For example, calling people trumpettes. Destroying the white family unit. Destroying western civilization.

Your homosexual ass is in standby mode. The jew hasn't currently convinced you your "sexuality is under fire," by donald trump, or whatever agenda they want you to push, so you're currently spamming generic faggot shit against people.

"troll"
"autism" you can tell when the homosexual has been aggravated and I'm slicing through under your skin because you added the word severe in front of autism. You can tell when youre killing these queers.

>>722661524
didnt even read

>>722661595
>Tldr
>Your a faggot bruh

Go shoot yourself you fucking fag

Nobody here is your "brother" you are further removed from my bloodline as you could possibly be. I'm over 6 ft, green eyes, top percentile IQ, athletic, people like me, people want to be my friend. I have nothing to do with your shitty branch of ancestry.

All you do is sit around in your room and find things to put in your ass and have pointless harassment arguments with people, i have to literally look at the title of the thread just to remember which thread this is. Nothing that comes out of your retard fucking mouth will have any relation to this thread

>>722661776
shave your throat fag with machete

>>722661887
sexually this sexually that kill yourself you worthless fucking faggot

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>>722661308
Women are ALL ABOUT attitude and drama, are you kidding me?

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>>722661308
>attitude has nothing to do with females
>mad because he can't get laid

lmoa

>>722661926
shit bruh's this nigga having a melt down! lmoa

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>>722662088
>>722662095
>>722662127


Not even reading the first 20 replies had nothing to do with the content i posted why would these

Like think about it why would the 21st reply to me actually start being about my conversation

Shoot yourselves you idiot faggots

>>722661926
I was serious, I actually can't tell if your a troll or LITERALLY autistic

skimmed your post and saw things about "jews"

Lmao jews are why you're a virgin, good one buddy

>>722662244
FAGGOT

you read that one didn't ya cuck

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>>722662251

didnt read, nobody cares if you add "i was being serious, seriously" before your same standard abuse that you hit everybody with

Get hit with the AK spray you fucking fag

>>722662309
Not even reading the first 20 replies had nothing to do with the content i posted why would these

Like think about it why would the 21st reply to me actually start being about my conversation

Shoot yourselves you idiot faggots


I'm still the only one here who actually has ideas, intelligence, can discuss topics. You're still worthless retarded homos who assault anybody who says something inspiring

Break your legs you dumb faggots

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>>722662244
u needa chill out bruh

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>>722661926
Tldr
Bruh, you need to heed our advice, your going nuclear here bruh, spinning your tires going nowhere bruh.
You might be sexually repressed bruh, cause god damn your edgiie as fuck bruh.
You gotta get yo dick sucked or something bruh, get a bitch in the smash zone bruh.
If you could channel all that into improving your attitude, or working out, you might get somewhere bruh.
But as for all that... You really are not helping your cause here bruh

>>722662406
"abuse" lmao you got ptsd from cyberbullying now you millenial jew cuck

it's really serious too btw

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>>722662244
...Do you play RuneScape?

If 'yes,' are you Eyephone/Chris?

>>722662462
>>722662406

Listen to dis nigga, bruh let me tell ya your way of wording things, and ur general attitude is NOT normal in a healthy person at all

And for real, u need to chill and get laid

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>>722661926
Somebody should contact this guys therapist.
He forgot his Temester again.

>>722662507
LMAO FILE NAME

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>>722662406
Your cringey as a motherfucker bruh, if us men cant stand you.
Bitches deff aint going to put up with that shit bruh

>>722649998
Yes. Don't carry around a deadweight. Give yourself some freedom.

>>722649213
a dead one

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>>722662438
>u needa chill out bruh

What are you a european ladyboy why do you pretend to control other men's behavior

this is why I've always said. Islam has to wipe out
- jew
- homosexual
- feminist
- european

European and jew are the two most important targets because the feminist and homosexual are puppets wielded by the jew. The European and the jew are the two main things islam has to eliminate

>>722662462
didnt read

>>722662500
something about ptsd go kill yourself

Dont laugh, dont think this is a joke, put a gun in your face and shoot yourself

Don't go around in swarms of homosexuals looking for male targets, then telling them they have ptsd after abusing them for 30 minutes, just kill yourself.

You'll get a hundred dicks in heaven full of hiv i talked to muhammad he set it up

>>722662507
>...Do you play RuneScape?

no I'm going to finish eating, watch some of my show and then go set up my rockstar social account so i can play gtao

>>722662596
>Listen to dis nigga, bruh let me tell ya your way of wording things, and ur general attitude

Go shoot yourself you fucking fag. You are not female. you dont have to play victim and base it on telling somebody their "attitude"

Literally kill yourself

Women are handicapped they have to act like retards, youre a man, you have no reason to act this way besides weakness.

>>722662609
>Somebody should contact this guys therapist.

Somebody should contact enough ammo to leave your body torn to shreds

>>722662690
>Your cringey as a motherfucker bruh

shoot yourself you fucking fag. Nobody here is your "brother"

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>>722662406
nigga u seem emotional and faggy to a straight men , no bitch gonna want your baggage lmaobruh

pic related, accept your fate jewboi

>>722653129
Great song
That second half though

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>>722662638
stay #woke

>>722662824
LMAO This nigga loosing it!!!!

>jews
>homosexuals

>jewsarewhyimavirgin

>>722662406
>>722662690
Wait i dont think your the one im fighting bruh my bad, wheres the nuclear sexually repressed faggot. Im lost

>>722661926
>I'm over 6 ft, green eyes, top percentile IQ, athletic, people like me, people want to be my friend.
LMAO you're so pathetic. I'm screenshotting this.

A real one.

>>722662824
is this real? i haven't seen this much autism for a long time muh niggaz

>>722662824
>>722662917
There you are bruh, got lost for a second there huhuh
Let us help you bruh

/b/ is full of niggers wtf

>>722662932
hahahaha yes screen shot this nigguh he having a meltdown, good thing u actually read his bs long enough to find that gold

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>>722662824
>f5ing hard
>typing at lightning speed
>breathing heavily
>kys memes everywhere
That shit is off the hook yo.

Congrats. How does one get to such a point in life?

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>>722663068
shieett niigguh we all up in here

>>722663110
i'm guessing years of sexual and social rejection and isolation

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>>722662850
>>722662907
>>722662917
>>722662932
>>722662999
>>722663028
>>722663110


didnt read kill yourself

There's nothing any of you can do to change the fact that women don't find you attractive and I'm the prototype of human genetics, lmao

>>722663069
piggybacking this homo faggot fuck is being crafty so i dont sniff him out, daddy sniffed you out you gay fuck

>>722663068
These packs of homosexuals used to be the norm back about 8 yrs ago

It's probably little kids who have never once dealt with the fact that some males are better equipped than they are

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>>722660031
It all started here haha
Good job anon

>>722649213
I don't want one right now.

I'm finally free from the expectations of a mutual relationship, and I've never felt so empowered as a man in my life. Women can achieve adolescence at best mentally, and it'll almost never be a clean 50/50 in a relationship. Why should I schlep someone else's weight just for some pussy when I can save my money and fuck a flesh light?

At least the flesh light won't start fights over me talking to other women too long.

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>>722661926
pic related it's me and i fuck ALL the bitches faggot lmao

i do everything opposite to you, i drive a lexus and i have so many bitches off my dick i dont even feel gay when i fuck a twink now and a then

>>722663237
lmao this nigger unleashed the beast

>>722663219
>oboma makes me a virgin?

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academically and socially ingelligent(dont care if smarter than me)
a girl who can play with anyones heart and mind like its a childrens toy
Ambitious
Similar goals as me and for me
loves her family
fit, active, and can workout with me
someone who is turned on by me
some one kind
loving
loyal
courageous
would make a good wife and mother
similar sense of humor
similar interests
has goals i can help achieve
someone who i can learn from, someone who can learn from me


perfection, but i couldn't accept it if it came knocking on my front door.

>>722663285
>fading beauty
>meaningless sex
>attachment to material goods
>sexually degenerate too

lol is he supposed to be jealous of how spiritually vacant your life is

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>>722663219
Seriously bruh
Im so alpha my main brings me side bitches as tribute
Help me help you bruh

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>>722663196

Your guesses will always be absurdly inaccurate, yet you will keep making them, because what is a girl / fag to do,

You see the male you all wish you could be and it's time to chase after me

Every one of you gets your skull cracked and besides the cocaine high I have in my mind, the sheer rush of being this much better than you, my heart rate stays the same

>>722663237
piggyback him you beta male fuck

>>722663285
>pic related it's me and i fuck ALL the bitches faggot lmao

Nobody gives a shit about your bisexual escapades, spreading the AIDS virus then uploading your pictures to guys online

>>722663327
piggyback him you gay fuck. You were already identified for having affinity for males might as well break down and act out how youre supposed to act

>>722663413
This thread is over it's a pack of homosexuals hunting the male they prefer

>>722663446
stay mad uglyboiz

I can just ask one of my daddies for cash if i need it , or get bitches to buy me things. lmao havent worked since i was 17

>>722649213
One that exists

>>722663477
lmao GAYYYYY

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>>722663472

something about how youre alpha, because Im single handedly beating the shit out of an entire pack of beta males, now's not the time to attempt to establish things you dont even know how to establish

if you were what i am, you would be doing what i do, ya dig?

>>722663477
how much has your heart rate increased from all these males? your the faggot here lmoa

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>>722663514
You don't even have a solid enough grip on reality to understand that I wasn't insulting you

I'm happy your life is on easy mode, hopefully when your looks fade and the money is gone you'll still have someone around to catch you

>>722649730
+1

the kind that I can make feel good with my tiny dick
something like that doesn't exist I think

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>>722660031
>>722663237
>>722663327
The tiny dick comment set him off i guess.
Struck a nerve did I ?

>>722663640
well it was fun triggering you, but i have to go fuck my bitch and pop a bottle. peace virgin

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>>722663593
>how much has your heart rate

i do this shit on the regular kid. I used to demolish packs of queers when this website was still good. think about how long ago that was. you were in your dad's nutsack and today you're draining your dad's nutsack

>>722655073
LP are great though...

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>>722663783
not even good bait, you really shouldn't have bothered posting at all if you were gonna cop out that quick

lol but i guess you're easy to please when all it takes is calling people virgins and shouting triggered

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An expert actress who is capable of single-handedly giving me 20 different women to fuck.

>>722663849
lmao you stupid ngiger we've been baiting for like 30 minutes, if you dont like our bait dont swallow so hard

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>>722663472
Yours too?
I turned my girl from
"Meh no 3some"
Into one who actively brings other girls home.

Jackpot mane.

>>722663477
>mfw
When you're so alpha, why do you waste no time and effort to prove to everyone that they are not as alpha?
Shouldn't they realize it themselfes?
Isn't that what being alpha is about in the first place?

The only things that you dominate rn is your keyboard and my sides.

>>722663788
you suck and swallow the bait so hard that you tire out your oppresors? i guess it works if you have the energy, well played autist

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>>722663880
he said, literally taking my bait in the same breath

EZ

current gf:
>hot
>kinky as hell, high sex drive and gets off on being submissive and letting me do exactly what I want with her
>slept with a ton of guys when she was single
>loyal
>works out and takes care of her body
>enjoys cooking healthy, delicious meals for me
>major daddy/family issues
>extremely kind, caring and supportive and knows what to say to make me feel better
>enjoyable conversations that last forever and make us forget time and space
>smokes weed every day
>no great career prospects

not sure how to feel. it's a mixed bag, but being with her makes me feel great.

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>>722663477
Bruh you lost this one.
... Because of the attitude as always.

>>722663788
you regulary get owned into writing paragrapg long insults to 3+ people all calling you a faggot and laughing at you? sounds like a fun life

>>722663879
this would be interesting

>>722663849
you lost this one bruh... admit it

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like this

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>>722664076
there's nothing to lose anymore, i'm just feeding you the (you)s you woke up for

>>722663938
dude don't be a faggot and enjoy that while it lasts, "no career" and been with tons of guys? who fucking cares, she's a woman she's not supposed to have a career, and the reason shes so good in bed is cus all the practice she's gotten.

Be grateful nigga

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>>722663907
>When you're so alpha, why do you waste no time and effort to prove to everyone that they are not as alpha?

it makes me high doing this similar to cocaine

>>722663922
>you suck and swallow

go shoot yourself you worthless fag

>>722663994
>Bruh you lost this one.

you lost a bullet through your face you fucking fruit

>>722664011
>you regulary get owned into writing paragrapg long

I throw you faggots bodies around with ease


This is what you dont understand, every one of you. when you are this factually superior, this alpha, it gets you high. I'm high right now from dealing with you.

it's the same as taking a bump of cocaine.

All you inferior versions of men coming after me it gives me such a rush. It makes time go faster, i am able to churn out entire paragraphs of original content to contrast your same generic abuse you hit everybody with

You have no idea what it's like to be alpha male

Now you do

>>722664126
thanks for the meal peasant

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I want her back

>>722649213
>Attractive
>Alternative look
>Nice to people as to not cause too many problems but also has a back bone and can stand up for herself.
>Doesn't cheat
>Actually likes me and doesn't just lead me on to leave me a month later.

>>722664202
holy fuck ..... i guess if you're laughing and we are all laughing then we all win?

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>>722663907
>>722664011
This bruh this.
Tryhard.
Spinning wheels.
Got nowhere.
Just chill the fuck out bruhh, you need to channel that energy somehow bruh
I hobestly didnt even read half that, itlooks well written bruh, like you got the effort. But i didnt read because you got a shit attitude bruh. Everyobe is on my side, no ones on yours. You lose bruh

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>>722664228
hey your welcome bud, someone's gotta work at this zoo

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like this

>>722663879
This. I want girlfriend who is an expert at role-playing.

>>722664331
wrong bruh muh nigga, im bruh number 2 helping you trigger autismo

is all good tho nigguh

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bruh when do i get my trio of witches

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>>722649213
edgy got qt

>>722664364
so a 13 year old?

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>>722664309

You pretend to laugh it is a gimmick used by homosexuals, and i never laugh, not at this, when it comes to this i cut clean through your skin

>>722664430
>wrong bruh muh nigga, im bruh number 2 helping you trigger autismo

This must be for me since I've beaten the shit out of you and left bodies of beta males in a pile behind me, youre too afraid to link, trying to get your dick with mass in it by pretending to make friendships with other males

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>>722664430
Im so. Fucked up. Bruhh. This guy is something else

I meant that for the nuclear sexually repressed tiny dick bruh

>>722664518
trust me im laughing and I'm pretty sure your a troll so i think you are too

>>722664475
THIS
I fucking love lisbeth
Movies and books

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>>722664580
>trust me im laughing

pretending youre laughing is the defense mechanism, once this shit stays in your face any attempts at dismissing through laughter evaporates

One who isn't a liar.

Best thread ever

i dont desire a partner

Wheres the faggot lil dickd sexuually repressed angry bruh who has attitude problems??

>>722664552
its all good muh nigga , yee this nigga is something else holy fuck. .. i only seen one person go this nucelar autismo before

>>722664743
lmao ok bud, well that hasn't happened yet but feel free to continue trying

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>>722664816
this is why i save my threads i am a champion, remarkable, interesting, unique person who rises above, has things to say, each one of my threads is worth a save

Im going to finish eating and watch my show since you faggot fucks have been dispersed now youre pretending youre on my side

This is what alpha means

When dudes want to be your friends, you hit the pedal on that shit. You cruise right back into the abyss, alone, in the dark, with no hope, because this is where you thrive

You will never understand what it means to be at the top of the food chain

>>722664988
shoot yourself queer


When all women are whores having sex with niggers, the alpha thing to do is avoid women.

>>722665036
I'm not continue trying anything, what do i have to continue trying. You could have linked any one of these fuckings fags but the same way they did, they identified that i am better than they are, i am worth linking, so they all gravitate towards me

What are you going to defeat, you downie, you talking to me now establishes my superiority. I literally dont want to fight fags when im drinking the buzz is starting to come in

I'm going to go watch my show and then think of a rockstar social club name

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>>722665184
There you are bruh
Btw best thread ever because your autismo as fuck and its funny bruh
I like laughing at you
Pro tip ; fix the attitude bruh

>>722665184
thanks for the laughs

>>722665184
never go full autist, for the first time i feel anything other then mirth and laughter

I'm worried for humanity, I realize this guy might be serious, and to think about that - that this nigga is actually serious right now is a bit offputting

>>722665184
Has anybodyon here ever called you a wolf?

You remind me of someone we once called the wolf

>>722649213
one that can answer a question without another question. one that doesn't care if I fuck another girl

>assuming another girl would wanna fuck

must have an IQ >= 135
don't wanna have to deal with all that retarded and mundane drama.

One that will suck my dick, then get the hell out of my car.

> Someone who doesn't nag/whine
> No clingyness
> Has her own hobbies, interests and friends and likes to do her own shit
> No dumb jealousy for no reason

Just a nice and fair person around my age or maybe 2 - 3 years younger so we're mentally aligned, cause I'm a fucking manchild.

Bonus points if she likes going out for different kinds of dinner
Also bonus points if she has an interest in computers/games

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>>722665386
>There you are bruh

fuck off retard dont even link me

>Btw best thread ever because your autismo
yup alpha sense evaded your homo shit

>>722665423
You can pretend youre laughing do what you want you faggot fuck

>>722665507
>never go full autist,

fill yourself with gasoline and light a match you fucking homo

>>722665549
"reminds me of ____" generic homosexual figure of speech, when you cannot deal with somebody they "remind" you of somebody you told yourself you dealt with

As if youre ever going to see me again, like were both stuck on the same server of the mmo you play

>>722665184
gta 5 is for beta cucks with no friends lol

>>722665660
>don't link me

lmoa full autism

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>>722656712
Elliott pls go back to hell.

A real one.

>>722653679
Haha, grace is great actually met her irl years ago when a mate was getting tattooed. Lovely girl

>>722649213
a real one with eyes and feelings

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>>722665734
>gta 5 is for beta cucks with no friends lol

anything i said would have had you say "for beta cucks with no friends lol"

Youre as transparent as your moms clothing when she comes to my home

>>722665753
I go back to your moms house bitch

Everybody can't be elliot just because they expect women to act like people, lmao, test tube babies are going to fuck you over babe

Imagine women with a personality, and a need to contribute. shits not going to happen until they no longer own the womb

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>>722665660
Im going to link you bruh, you need it.
We just trying to help you bruh, but you gotta pull the attitude like an autistic nuclear reactor bruh.
Its gunna hurt in family and friends and your job bruh. You gotta change that shit before it hurts you bruh.
Your only hurting yourself

>>722652127
Are you from Belgium

>>722665938
true, because you're that much a fail son. but like enough with the internet and go outside and get some fresh air please. your mother is worried

>>722654836
you're a dumb fucking cunt

>>722656712
cunt

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>>722665660
Thqt bad attitude got you in the bad sport didnt it bruh?

>>722656966
Why don't you just kill yourself. Your chances of finding that robot is 0%.
What is your goal in life man... You sound like a sad piece of shit.

>>722649213
Female. With vagina. Born that way. And no surgery and "feelings" don't make you a girl. Go see a doctor faggot.

>>722665938
Even as an anon you stand out like a fucking lighthouse. You're retardedness shines through your text.

Fuck, I've gotta get outta this site. I can pretty much feel your dumb bullshit radiating through the monitor.

>>722649213
One who knows that I need some space from time to time and I can trust her not to cheat on me.