Why can't we just blow up Jupiter

Why would we blow it up?

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>>722631065
y tho?

>>722631113
>>722631118
it's shit

>>722631065
what has jupiter done to you to deserve this horrible fate

>>722631065
FUCK YEAH WE SHOULD 'TALLY DO THAT BECAUSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A REALLY BAD PLANET MAN I HATE JUPITER WISH HE WAS NEVER BORN

>>722631214
he suffers from Great Red Spots.

>>722631214
this. blame uranus.

Jupiter is the worst planet on Earth.

>>722631213
By your own logic, we should blow YOU up.

They keep sending the worst aliens and fucking up the climate. It's not cars. It's Jupiterian farting that's killing the polar bears.

But blowing up their planet will just create a whole new refugee crisis. And we can't send them to Mars. Mars keeps blowing up our ships when we try to send them aid. They're not going to take a trillion gassy Jupiterians, even if it would make their planet more habitable

>>722631065

It's mostly gaseous.

>>722631065
Jupiter is actually earth asteroid shield, without Jupiter attracting big asteroids earth would be fucked

>>722631065
In Jupiter's defense, it has gobbled up millions of comets that might have otherwise impacted earth over the last 4 billion years. Things could get really ugly without Jupiter. I like it because with a pair of binoculars, you can see its four biggest moons, and actually watch them move over a few hours time.

>>722631703
Truth.
King Jupiter loves us

Blow up Jupiter ..
> inside job
>blame the jews
S ounds like a win to me

Are you crazy? Jupiter defends us from meteorites and space niggers.

Jupiter Optimus maximus

>>722631065
>Jupiter
>Named after a Roman God
>Romans ended as Italians
>Italians invented Fascism
>Fascism evolved into National Socialism in Germany
>Jupiter is Nazi
>It's ok to punch Nazis

We should blow it up actually

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>>722631065
Shouldn't we rather build a wall around it?

>>722631870
I don't know why, but "space niggers" just makes me laugh.

>>722631452
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1: too far away
2: too big
3: we don't have weapons that would do much more than tear a brief hole in the atmosphere.
4: really fucking far away

In an ideal world, we would. Jupiter is gay as fuck

>>722631974
They're already on earth killing the planet and destroying our society from within so no reason to be laughing.

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>>722631118
Jupiter is a huge pussy.

>>722631870
Are space niggers equivalent or no equivalent to cosmic brownies???

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>>722631065
Man let Jupiter talk shit, see what the fuck happens

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why are we all ganging up on jupiter all of the sudden?

Jupiter is the Border Control of the solar system, making sure faggy comets and asteroids don't come and fuck up Earth.

What are you, an asteroid lover?

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>>722631065
Jupiter is an interstellar rapist.

I say that Jupiter gay is up to no good and wants to destroy our way of life.

BOMB THE GASSY BASTARD

>>722633252
nah... hes gust a faggo t

>>722631065
It's our fucking shield from devastating meteorites you retard.

>>722631703
This.
blow up like any other planet.

i wonder what it's like in the spot

Because the earth's limited population of lions is already steadily shrinking trying to fight our existing sun. Another sun would just speed up their extinction.

>>722635782
like the wizrd of oz x 2765483926

>>722634674
We could position OP's mom into orbit as well.

>>722635782
You'd die instantly

>>722631065
You know, I've never thought of it that way.

>>722631065
Jupiter protects use from stray asteroids and comets

>>722631065
yeah i agree that fat fucker just sits there all day eating asteroids useless shit

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jupiter is code for jews