You mad poorfags? That's over $1000 in animal pussy

>>722630234
i get to fuck my GF every day and get blown. not really.

>>722630234
People like you should be sterilized.

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Oh no

kys

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>>722630234
I get get real pussy basically whenever I want from my GF and my side girls, so no.

>>722630234
Are you insane?

That money could have bought you one 1000 dollar hooker or 1000 one dollar hookers.

>>722630234
Why do you need more than 1?

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And after you blow your load, that 1000$ of animal pussy turns into 1000$ of wasted money.

It shows your sickness, only

>>722630846
But its not.like they are one.time.use. ive.had my.mary.for.4.years

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>>722630234
Debating getting mary, hazel, or the horse butt. Which would you recommend?

Imagine if this guy dies and his family comes and find all those animal fleshlights.

>>722632557
One of the only things keeping me from trying out some of this stuff.

>>722630373
>He fell for the bait

For humble bragging about having a gf, I deduce that you are a 6/10 at best, your gf is younger than you and is, max, 7/10 with makeup.

You also have an average dick.

>>722630373
LOL, human GF.

Bitch>mare>>>>>>>>>>>women

>>722630234
What's so special about the yellow one that looks like a glazed donut?

>>722632307
Probably.hazel

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>>722632750
so basically everyone with a gf on 4chan?

fuck...

>>722630234
>$1000 of BD
>Not one dildo
Confirmed faggot.

>>722632996
You mean the.right most yellow with white? Its a pony pussy, it is tight and is great for milking.
Its modeled after an MLP pony

>>722630234
Am I mad that I can't afford to jerk myself off with expensive pieces of silicone? No, not really.

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>>722630707
Oh Yeah!

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>>722633187
>Its modeled after an MLP pony

kek

>>722630234
I can go on grindr and get laid whenever.

>>722630234

>Over 1000$ in animal pussy

You know, that's just not something I'd want to brag about, OP...

>>722633096
I like to think I'm an outlier, but yeah, basically.

>Waiting patiently for the meme lord to try to roast me

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>>722630234
What about over $5k in animal dick?

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>>722630234

> own small ranch
> get all the animal pussy I want
> earns me money instead of wasting it

Get on my level OP

>>722633096
Not me. 40 year old autistic black virgin who still lives with his mom

People have too much money.

Bernie really should have won.

I wonder how many people saw the wolf pussy on the far right.

>>722630234
Send me one and I'll be your friend.

>>722633355

A CONTENDER APPEARS

>>722630649
Since they will never impregnate a fleshlight, I think the world is safe.

>>722633374

So that he could make sure that nobody has money? Nah, fuck that.

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>>722633355

And I thought looking in the fridge and deciding what to put in my body was difficult.. I bet you stare into your closet trying to choose longer than you take to actually masturbate.

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>>722633395
>wolf

>>722633249
Just a whole bunch of gross queers in this thread.

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>>722633355
why is your couch flipped over?

>>722633463
Yes, that thing. A canine is a canine.

why would I be mad that your a sad lonely fucker?

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Everyone know, this are a real mans play toys

>>722632750
well, it's that or being a 2/10 basement dweller with xxxx $ worth of animal pussy... Thats all that 4chan consists of, amirite?

>>722633643
Ah yes, the never fucked a girl collection.

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>>722630234
i hope you fucking die

>>722630234
Not even a little mad. I can think of much better things to spend $1,000+ on.

>>722633457
Right. I'm sure people would be miserable not being able to afford 48 dragon dildos.

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>>722630234
Where is the horse ?

>>722634338
2 horse pussies plus a ponut

>>722633373
Hey man I was just here to laugh at the mental illness but I saw your post.

If you need a friend you can kik me. Catnhattin

>>722634018

You know these losers would be. But at the same time, I'm fairly sure that they (and everyone else for that matter) would probably miss food a lot more.

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>>722630234
Where is the pony ?

>>722630234
How does the others measure to the pink lady fleshlight?

>>722634068
how much did that cost ?

>>722636138
At the time I cost me a total of 168$ cad
Thats the 64$ US for it (its usually 100$ but I got a good deal), over 40$ us for the shipping and then border payment (idk what its called in english)

>>722636251
Yea, the toll is a bitch sometimes..

>>722630234
I hope your virginal weirdness isn't contagious.

>>722630234
Fuck is this how richfags spend their $¿
Wow congrats dude.

>>722636367
Nevemind, it clearly is an epidemic >>722633355
>>722634032
>>722634068

>>722636251
Was it worth it?
I mean can you use it?
How far can you go?
Sorry for the questions, I'm just curious.

>>722630234
what the fuck bro could have bought just one and some weed for the other money then smoke the weed and fuck the one toy while high would propably be mucht better

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>>722636482
I can totally use it and I actually use it to strech myself.
I still can't take the knot but I'm so very close to.

>>722637688
Do you consider yourself gay?

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>>722630234
Bro you got scammed, you get get a real dog from the shelter for like 20 bucks lmao.

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>>722637762
yes

kys

>>722633355
Glorious.

>>722633361
What animals do you bone?

>>722630234
Mad? No. Disgusted and a little confused? Yes.

>>722638296

You'd enjoy it if you let yourself, anon.

>>722633463
I want to cum in it,

>>722637773
They make you get them fixed tho

>>722638527
Pickup a puppy off craigslist.

>>722638585
I did. Not old enough yet.

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>>722638760
Noice, what kind of breed did you get?

>>722638911
Shepherd lab mix.

>>722634068
>>722637688
>>722637795
et on peut le voir en utilisation?

>>722639110
Je vais garder cette partie là pour moi ;)

>>722637795
wait what that thing is so short I was guessing like 10" at first

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>>722630373
Right on the money there. Although I didn't write that comment, just saying.

>>722639211
dommage :)

>>722639360
yeah the angle of that pic makes it look small as shit lol
also we have big forks i guess

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>>722639360
here thats the measurements on the website itself

>>722639458
how long is it? It looks like the same length as me

>>722639555
ohhhhh ok I am the same length

Nah. I spent $10 on a pocket pussy that has lasted a few years. Don't use it very often but its a nice change of pace once in a while.

I'd rather spend 1k on addint shit to my Wasteland truck.

>>722633796
Girls are icky

>>722639848
Yep

im so proud for humanity right now

>>722639555
oh that's a medium?
I thought it was a large, damn..

>>722639834
>wasteland truck
you somehow managed to be the biggest faggot in this thread, I'm actually impressed

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>pinkie pie butthole

my nigga

>>722640453
I'd sell my soul to cum in Pinkie's ponenut one time.

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I got my own little small one

>>722634032
why would you get alien dick dildos?

>>722640851
>>722640453
Everytime I use it you better believe I'm thinking of my pink pony waifu ramming hee bouncy firm pony ass into my hips.

>>722642982
You're officially my favorite person.

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>>722633355
Jesus. That's affordable and reliable transportation for a struggling single mom or dad, the difference between a year of living under a roof in a warm house or giving calloused handjobs under an overpass for lunch money. And here it is. Sitting in your sink, and quite literally up your ass.

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>>722642138
Horsecock and dogcock are the best.
(the chance is a glittery dark-blue marbled/swirled with black)

>>722633355
yeah ok sammy sable

Knots are the best.

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>>722630234
>>722633355
>>722634032
I now feel a lot better about owning 4 fleshlights

>>722644513
Fleshlight brand is shit.
Bad is much better, weeb shills say onaholes are better than bd but they are weebs, they don't know anything

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>>722643607

>>722630234

no because those are all beat by a $60 masturbator and I have real pussy to fuck

>>722645454
>$60 masturbator
So you have tried both and choose the cheap Chinese shit, huh?

>>722630234
>no hazel model

Are you even trying?

>>722630234
tfw you're too much of a beta to even get a real animal

>>722630234
No, OP. That's called plastic.

Meanwhile, real humans...

>>722630234
Which would you recommend for a first time buyer? Looking for something seriously tight. Was thinking of the horse one considering ive always wanted to fuck a mare.

>>722632557
When my uncle died, we found a collection of fingerboxes in his attic.
Some look... used.
We still got decent money for them on ebay.

>>722630234
I have 1500 bucks worth comic books op and I ain't proud of it

>>722630234
How about gettin some real animal pussy you fuckin beta?

>>722646535
Of all the BD ones pretty sure the deer one is the most tight.

>tfw not enough monies to purchase horse cock

Life is suffering

>>722646896
sweet thanks. which is your personal favorite? Ive been looking at the BD ones recently and im going to get one, just want to make sure i dont waste my money on one thats not that good

>>722646562
Any good, rare ones?

My grandpa had one but it was common and not worth much.
Wasn't even really worth selling tbh I wish we kept it

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>>722647031
I dont actually own any BD penetrable toys, but I browse their store pretty regularly.

I have 3 dildos and a cheap 20 Chinese masturbator and I decided I was happy with that for now.

>>722645178
Gonna buy a medium chance next, but it'll be almost a year until then.

What satisfaction do you get from using that on yourself? It's much more rewarding manipulating people to getting into the habit of doing that shit for you with their body

Honest question, do any of the fleshlights actually feel good?

>>722647208
Ah ok. Ive been looking around for a masturbator, want to make sure i buy the right one. the animal ones really appeal to me. been thinking of a dildo just to experiment a bit

>>722647446
Bought one and I use towel to encase the sleeve to make it feel all right.

>>722633361
I'm thinking of doing this. How do you make money from it?

Like I know you sell milk and chicken eggs but do you have to process it? Do you sell to supermarkets?

I want to make money fucking glorious mare pussy.

How?

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Sup bitches

>>722630234
And yet a hick who's banged a mare is ahead of you.

>>722630234
that's $1000 wasted.

Any good stores?
Anything in Europe, or is all the good stuff in Murrica ?