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I poop sometimes.

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>hear her vagina shut down with the windows 98 closing sound
>shut down with the windows 98 closing sound
>windows 98 closing sound
>windows 98
Fuck man,that was Top Fucking Quality Kek.

>Be at mi mums
>Shitty brother is there too
>She had invented a new system for him to behave, or so he had told me (My brother)
>''If you behave I'll give you a penny''
>NiggaWut?.Jpg
>he behaves and she gives him his money
>Get to her place
>''Now, what would you like from my shop?'' (Asking my brother)


That's about it, the tale of how my brother got a good boy chart with gbp and rewards. What has her mind come to?

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>be average college student
>walking out of philosophy class
>group of 7 & 8/10's standing around a table
>selling ring pops for a campus organization
>notice that ANTHRO SOCIETY is written across the top of their sign
>wanting to make sure my campus doesn't have an infestation, I walk up to the table to inquire about the nature of their organization
>Giving them the benefit of the doubt, I ask
"So the 'anthro' on your sign refers to anthropology, correct?"
>One of the women respond
"Yes, I couldn't fit the whole thing on the sign."
>with relief, I acknowledge that their sign is of inadequate length to accommodate the word 'anthropology.'
"Okay, just making sure I read that correctly."
>With that, I attempt to leave.
>However, I am detained, and possibly done in, by a single question.
"What other kind of anthro is there?"
>I respond, a bit more matter-of-factly than I would have wanted to, with
"Anthropomorphism"
>She visibly recoiled at this and narrowed her eyes at me
>I make a half-decent attempt at a grin and depart with haste.
>It was only when I arrived back at my residence hall that I realized she might think I'm a furry.

I fucking know one or two anthropology majors. Literally wtf was I thinking?