REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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Got one m8

>>722625266
Dubs of truth
>replying to get a qt gf

>>722625266
here we go again

Nice dubs

>>722625266
Ok

Does this work for ex's you want back?

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sure

pls

>>722625266
it has to be true

>>722625266
I can dream.

>>722625266
reply

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>>722625266

>>722625347
maybe you should get a new one

>>722625347
so u will still haf hir tumorrof

Kk

>>722625347
Gross mate
Get rid

>>722625398
I don't think you get to choose.

>>722625266
fuck you it doesn't work

This is hopeful thinking but..

I keep replying to these threads and i still havent got a gf.
Im starting to think that this isnt how it works.

meh

no fucking way

>>722625266
Kek

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please

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>>722625266

okie dokie

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I wish I had a girlfriend so fucking much.

I swear to God I'm not sure who I'm going to end up hurting first, myself or someone else.

Give me a girlfriend now, God FUCKING dammit. I'm honestly so fucking sick of this shit, of getting angry at myself, or others, or whomever else is on my mind whenever I'm walking about and I see a cute girl and think to myself how good a couple we'd make, the conversations we could have, the adventures we'd share, and the music - oh I cannot even imagine the depths of music I'd without motherfucking HASTE shower upon the first girl to make me her boyfriend.

So why is it,

W H Y I S I T,

THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR. I JUST FUCKING WANT ONE, TO HOLD AND BE HELD, THAT MUTUAL ADORATION AND APPRECIATION AND ALL OF IT.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WITHOUT IT, OF CUDDLING WITH GODDAMN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AT NIGHT

WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING WANT ME GODDAMMIT

AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I POST SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET OK BECAUSE I KNOW ONE OF YOU STUPID SHITS IS GOING TO MAKE THE INTELLECTUALLY DEFUNCT ASSUMPTION THAT MY ONLINE BEHAVIORS ARE A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF MY IRL BEHAVIORS AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG

FUCK

WHAT'S GODDAMN WRONG WITH ME

WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

I WANT ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG FUCKING ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

please,
I need Myriam to be my gf

>>722625266
it didnt work last time but surely it will work this time

ok

Pls

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DUBS can not lie.

i won't but ok

You wish.

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shamelessly replying

>>722625266
no

Plis

>>722625266
thank you senpai!

>>722625266
Lol OK.

>>722625266
Will it be the same I have today?

k

I want a girlfriend by tomorrow, please?

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>>722625266
Okay

k

>>722625266
One night stand would be enough. I'm going out today, wish me luck

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okay lets give it a go

>>722625266
I hope it's true

>>722625266
k

hopefully

yeeeee

>>722625266
This better be true!

i hope so :O

She needs to have a nice ass

cant pass that up

Alright

I'm ready

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I reply to every thread but still no gf

Am working on it

Well...roll

>>722626619
I know the feels bro

>>722625266
When will she appear

>>722625266
Ok.

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>>722625266
i don't believe you

>>722625266
ok

I hope to raptor jesus that this works

>>722625266
qt 3.14 get

cool kan men også den til danmark

>>722625266
If I get dubs, this will be true! Praise KEK

>>722625266
Yes, a girlfriend by tomorrow please. If i don't get one OP must die. kkk thx bye

>>722625266
yeah right... but feel free to prove me wrong

you got it

>>722625266
doubt it

ok

>>722625266
go

>>722625266
k m8

>>722625266
yeah

i have a dream

Are you sure about that?

>>722625266
Here we go

>>722625266
Dubs can't lie

>>722625347
i wish it is true

>>722625851
Maybe if you weren't such a massive cringelord you might have a chance. Your reply reads like a venereal disease. Please proceed to the nearest large body of water and drown yourself.

>>722626039
Are those implants? Her breasts look kinda weird. Like they're "bolted on".

>>722625266
I doubt it

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>>722625266
IM SO LONELY

Please, Alice.

Please

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>>722625851

>>722627556
That's funny
My name is Alice :3

>>722625266
Nice try OP

>>722625266
good

>>722625266
here goz

>>722625266
checkd

>>722625266
XD

That'd be schweet

hjn >>722625266

>>722627777
check'd ;)

>>722625266
what could go wrong

>>722627687
There are no girls on the internet. Tits or gtfo.

fuck it

>>722625266
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>>722627777
this thread is blessed.

>>722625266
no

>>722625266
>Am I really desperate enough to actually comment?
>You fucking bet I am

>>722625266
kek

Do you beta fags want to know the secret of getting a gf?

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not possible

lets hope so

Doubt it

Please

hopefully

Plz I need one

King k roll

>>722625266
idk if i want one by tommorow. whores

already have one lol

Eh free waifu pillow

>>722625266
Dont think so

>>722625266
God i wish...

>>722625266

Why the hell not.

worth a try

lol bet

this is sad

>>722625266
LORD HAVE MERCY!

>>722625266
lies...
.but just in case

here goes

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Not really

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>>722625266
Ok

>>722625266
this is very sad how many people are replying smh

>>722625266
Okay

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>>722625266
plz gib

Reply

Sure...

>>722625266
roll

k

>>722625266
alright

>>722625266
test

>>722625266
plz

going for it

>>722625266
Gibe me hoe

>>722625266
thanks

>>722625266
it cant be

>>722625266
what ,my right hand ?

>>722625266
worth another shot, might work this time

4832403rd time's the charm

I want quads

>>722629200
check em

>>722625266
fake

better than not doing it i guess

and fuck u op

THIS BETTER BE GOOD

Too desperate not to try

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>>722625266
mfw this actually worked last thread

>>722625266

I dont belive you, I am a wizard, you will not curse me milady

tfw no gf

>>722625883
I got her pregnant

i will try

>>722625266

>>722625266
Plz a blonde one

>>722625266
I doubt it

desperately replying...

>>722625266
sure

a ver

>>722625347
is that aly?

ofc

>>722625266
Please oh god of the keks give me gf

Whoop whoop

>>722625266
replying xd

>>722625266
I need someone to share the load of existence

>>722625266
worth a try

Reply

>>722625266
Wut

>>722625266
how is that even gonna work?

Id rather be a girl

>>722625266
Doubt it m8

>>722625266
Fuck you, why do I have to keep posting in these threads to make sure she stays with me

>>722625266
Ok.

Attempts will be made

Not bloody likely.

>>722625266
fuck me up fam

>>722625266
yeah yeah

po8yi

Meme magic has manifested itself strongly as of late.. great kek, gibe da pussi b0ss..

pls

>>722625266
ofc m8

>>722625266
ok

k

>>722625266
Ak47, the very best there is.

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yay let's have a gf

>>722625266
role

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sure

>>722625266
Got a date tomorrow

>>722625266
s

>>722625266
Only if I get her back ;-;

Gemmee

>>722625266
I fucking doubt it asshole

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>>722625266
FUCKING DO IT

>>722625266
please

>>722625266
Ok

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kkk

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>>722625266

>>722625266
Well

Thanks anon

>>722625266
Don't disappoint me OP

This better work

>>722625266
tank yu anon

Stranger things have happened.

As you wish, dear anon

Sweet

Worth a try

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believe

>>722625266
65

Please op

why not

D

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Aw hell yeah

Let's peep this out

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>>722625266

NIGGER

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Lets try and check it, OP

Is dubs kek will be kind

Worth a shot

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>>722625266

Here's hoping she has a feminine penis.

Not gonna happen

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>>722625266

helleppo

>>722625266
stop lying

>>722625266
Why not

>>722625266
well might as well try

I dont believe you

yeeeeeeee

>>722625266

yolo

>>722625266
The dubs have spoken

ok fingers croossed

>>722625266
What the fuck is wrong with this bitch?

>>722625266
please

>>722625266
This didn't work last time but hopefully it will this time.

>>722625266
about time

Would be nice if true

>>722625266
Do you really mean it, OP?

>>722625266
OK why not

>>722625266
could use someone to help me forget about my ex

>>722625266
I don't want to break up with my left hand.

>>722625266
>4years since gf
99% unlikely

>>722625266
Finally

coolie

>>722625266
pls be true

>>722625266
Rip

doubt it

>>722625266
Most likely won't happen, but okay...

>>722625266
scaramantic bump

>>722625266
ok

>>722625266
Why the hell not.
Got nothing to lose

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>>722625266

>>722625266
Sure. I'm ready.

>>722625266
not even meme magic can get me laid

Lel

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>>722625266
no

>>722625266
ok faggot

Meme magic always works

this is a new low for me.

ayyy

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>>722625266

A Reply to the Thread.

Won't Happen :^)

>>722625266
With dubs like that it must be true.

Give me a boyfriend instead. Lol

I'm a dirty fucking faggot

Well it doesn't hurt to try

>>722625266
Fuck off with this

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>>722625266
will she have the shit beat out of her?

Nice duberinos

>>722625266

I'm married, but we can play a little so...

>>722625266
this is so fucking desperate

Plz be my gf, Sarah.

i dont think so pal

>>722625266
Meh, at this pont anything is worth a shot.

wew

>>722625266
wait what?

>>722625266
shitson

Alright

pizza pringles are the shit

ok

I know it was coincidence but one time this actually worked

not gonna work but whatever

lets see if this works

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Fuck these threads. I posted in one a few months back and yes i got a hot gf like fucking magic and now this fucking chick wont leave me alone and its fucking stupid cause i cant even fap anymore or play video games. Blowjobs and constant sex are overrated. I just want to fap and finish the dead space series. I was just about to beat DS2 and i met this fucken chick and she takes all my time. Im tired of fucking her constantly or having to go down on her. Fuck i just want to be single and masturbate. Pic fucking god damn related

>>722625266
you better not be fooling around op

>>722625266
Oh God plz

Already have gf...but what the hell.

Sure why not

Uh sure

>>722625266
Aight.

>>722625377
with all the things we said and not a minute spent to think that we'd regret

I hope she will be pretty

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Roll

oi mate

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>>722633036
>Cant even fap anymore or play video games.
>Blowjobs and constant sex are overrated.
sure anon

welp

Sure

>>722625851
Kys you have literally zero chance of a girl ever liking you...let alone liking you enough to be her bf. Faggot

>>722633226
It gets old fast. I just wanna fap to a pic of miranda cosgrove one time but im under constant surveillance

>>722632601

Meme Magic is for wizards, not fucking normies, asking meme Magic to give you a gf is like asking God for a bigger Dick or asking a Jew to lend you money without interests

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Bullshit, already replied to the last one and didn't got shit.

>>722625266
Iies

Bet

>>722625266
cool nesss

cool

>>722625266
let's do this

>>722633451
Is she stalking you or something?

>>722625266
nigger

>>722625266

kek wills me to be happy :)

>>722625266
>>722625266
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