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Will deliver like digiorno

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Will deliver like digiorno
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>>722618502
Take your meds
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Tits or gtfo
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AHEM

STUPID CUNT

IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DIGIORNO
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Sharpie in pooper
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sharpie in pooper
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Sharpie in pooper
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Prove you're not just bait, that fake looking piece of paper is fake af and I smell a ruse.

Send a timestamp drawn onto your tits with your face in the pic
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leave 4chan its not good for your blood pressure
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>>722618502
Show me the pussy!
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>>722618705
>>722618789
>>722618796
roll
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update us op with pic and timestamp to show us you are still alive. also pussy pick if i get
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fuck her right in the pussy and scream howboudah
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eat ur own shite grandma
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>>722618844
roll
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>>722618502
Show that granny fanny

Then hang you self on livestream
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>>722619062
So close
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>>722618502
An hero nude
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post tits
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>>722619123
this
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>>722619111
Checked
and roll
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Sharpie in nipple hole
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>>722619111
My trips surely beat 64 but I'll find one round here some place anyways
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>>722619123
thiss
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>>722618705
this
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Eat shit
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>>722619192
Woop here ya go now kys
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Same exact thread posted every couple of days. It's bullshit.
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>>722619123
want to see granny tits
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>>722618502
Roll
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>>722619123
thissss
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>>722619295
I will deliver promise
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Reroll
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>>722619259
Reroll
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burn nipples
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so pussy\\
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tits
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>>722618502
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.
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>>722619369
WHAT ThE FUCK
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>>722619369
moar
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>>722619369
Damn that looks tight. gonna fap to this. do another with a time stamp op. i need it to get off
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Give a random kid 5 bucks!
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>>722618844
roll
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show pussy legs spread
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Show pussy
For sciece
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>>722619501
Lookin good my dude
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JUMP OFF A FUCKING ROOF U BITCH!
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>>722619566
this
asking for 1 friend
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Put your dentures in your pussy and make it talk
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Let your grandson plow you!
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>>722619608
My name is JK, i attend a lot trade events, networking functions, meeting VCs and clients, so I needed to wow them when passing my name card. I went around looking for a nice name card case, from leather to metallic and even gold, but couldn't find one that suited, so I had a the idea to make one!

I first tried googling for instructions but found that no one had built any prior, so I had to build it from scratch, starting from imagining it in my head. I built the first prototype in 2014, but it was too thick to put in the pocket as it looked like a LEGO man had a hard on.

I improved by making it slimmer but it was impractical as it held too few cards. After a year and a half of building multiple versions, what you see now is the final name card case.

JK's Name Card Case holds up to 20 name cards of 90mm x 55mm. Anything smaller than this will fit, but it shouldn't be too thick. It could hold up 30 name cards of a thinner thickness.

Now, why should you support JK's Name Card Case? Ask yourself these 3 questions:

1. Would you want a name card case that can be customised, interchangeable or replaced if something breaks/drops?
2. Would you want to people to WOW at your name card case when you give them your name card?
3. Would you want to increase your cool factor by x10,000?

If you answered YES to all of 3, then you must support JK's Name Card Case!!!

Thank you in advance.
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>>722619369
fuck the get shit op you know you want to show us more of that pussy. do a behind pic of you bent over. DELIVER ON TO US YOUR SWEETNESS!!
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>>722619582
Roll
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Watch entire simpsons show!
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Treat everyone with respect, and don't degrade yourself for these faggots... Just be yourself and have fun in life! Cheers
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Eat your own shit!
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>>722619636
Roll
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>>722619654
what?
also roll for this
>>722618844
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>>722619654
Listen dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
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Fuck ur grandson
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Draw a swastika on your forehead.
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Chop off your hand!
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Chop off your hand!!
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Tell your son he's adopted and post recorded conversation on here
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Chop off your hand!!!
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pussy time stamp
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Chop off your hand! or else
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>>722619864
WINRAR
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>>722619369
moar pussy pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>722619864
FUCKKKKKKKKKK
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>>722619864
oh
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>>722619864
DO IT CUNT
POST PICS
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>>722619864
oh god
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>>722619864
great some fucking idiot gets 64 knowing damn well op will only deliver simple and safe shit. now we'll never get to see more of her pussy
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>>722619864
well fuck
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rollin for that old pussy
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>>722619765


My idea is a tooth box/ tooth fairy box. I created this as there aren't a lot of tooth boxes made out of Lego so, I think mine is the very first 'tooth' box. It's white with a hinge at the back so that it can close and open. I believe that it will be used all through childhood because you don't know when your teeth will fall out . It's simple and looks like a tooth.

Furthermore, my design will be a good Lego set as its small and will be quick to move. My design is for boys and girls so more people will see it. Although, it could be seen as easy to create, other people may copy it and refine it too!
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Go to bed
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>>722619864
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>>722620042
>>722619880
>>722619849
>>722619582
Here you go boys
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>>722618502
>sup

Fucking hilarious
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>>722620091
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>>722620221
what us it
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>>722620191
jesus...when did you take a shower lately?
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>>722620322
Raspberry Pi PC dumbass
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>>722620322
raspberry pi in lego case
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call your grand children and tell them you love them as if its the last time you will ever say it hopeless sobbing is required
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>>722620091
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
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Person who rolled 64 here. I have given up hope. As I have reverse image searched both pics, and the OG OP pic was first posted in 2013, and the pussy pic was posted in 2015
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>>722620484
The best dessert in the world: Pankakes with Cream.

Here comes the perfect representation of sweet food.

A pancake is a flat cake, often thin, and round, prepared from a starch-based batter that may also contain eggs, milk and butter and cooked on a hot surface such as a griddle or frying pan, often with oil or butter.

Cream is a dairy product composed of the higher-butterfat layer skimmed from the top of milk before homogenization.

Also this dessert comes with three syrups.

Cherry syrup, in a red bottle.

Chocolate syrup, in a brown bottle.

Candy syrup, in an orange bottle.
Enjoy this brick dessert.
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>>722619864
OP is a fag if she doesn't deliver
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OP will not deliver as both pics are over 2 years old. heres a pic of a hand chooped off, since I rolled the 64 and obv OP wont deliver: https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M126ccb33448d7f02fd4529d473e6d36co0&w=282&h=212&c=7&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.7
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>>722620642
both pics are over 2 years old.... FAKE THREAD!
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