How could you possibly kill yourself over a relatively short

>>722612790
>Is there a chemical that can do this and remain fairly "invisible" post death?

Water overdose

>>722612790
go to a kindergarden, get the flu, dont relax, just go jogging for a couple of hours every day. this way you will probably get a lung-inflammation. untreated it can be deadly.

>>722612790
insulin

"Drown"

Take an interest in re-shingling your home then "fall"

Alcohol Poisoning, but do it at a party and make sure you pass out somewhere alone.

>>722613022
This seems pretty good. I'd try this, especially if you live in a cold state.

Anonymously pay someone to kill you. You dont need the money anyway

>>722614183

Hypoglycemic coma looks suspect in a non-diabetic

>>722612790
medical student here , the easy way is to kill ur self by overdose

>>722612879
They will absolutely diagnose this don't do it

Go to where the acid pool at and jump in it. Fucktard.....

Insulin- would be absored by the body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjwdIM8WE8

>>722616532
lol only 8% of overdoses are fatal. do you recommend overdosing on sugar pills.

If you own a car then it's easy. I've thought of doing myself in before, go for a drive on the motorway when it's been raining, wait till the roads empty and just yank the wheel to one side and enjoy the last roller coaster ride of your life.

>>722612790
Go to a party, get yourself brutally drunk, go out into the cold, sleep and freeze to death.
Happened here several times now.

>>722616623
jump into a geyser

why the fuck do you even care, original poster?

just fucking do it in the name of 4chan.

leave a note saying you were sick of all the normies, and, instead of catching the flu, slaughter a small town.

>>722614183
this guy's almost there. you need to find a way to die from hyperglycemia instead of hypoglycemia.

not sure how to do that, though.

>>722616748
ha! I like you

>>722613022
this is stupid and won't work

fuck man. this is a perfect example of why hiro ruined us. this kind of thread should not be overshadowed by straight, softcore facebook porn. we created /soc/ for a reason.

>>722612790
Pay a nigger to shoot you.

>>722612790
Drive off a cliff

>>722613022
My doctor couldn't make me jog I don't see what chance you have pal.

Eat like a fuckton of salt

>>722617423
stupid gay nigger
or troll
i cant tell

>>722617470
newfag

>>722617543
fucking idiot
throwing that phrase around like you are not one
i will end you, kiddo.

>>722617423
Make sure it's iodized salt.
Screwing around with your thyroid for metabolic shutdown is the easiest way to fuck your shit up.

are yall serious?
theres no fucking way youre gonna get away with that shit without leaving vomit-salt all over the fucking room.

get drunk ... close yourself in the garage ... leave engine on... noone would suspect it was a suicide if you were smashed

>>722617596
*teleports to you but behind*
"It is not a personal thing, my friend"

>>722617745
THAT IS IMMEDIATELY WHAT THEY WOULD THINK

GOD DAMMIT b HOW STUPID HAVE YOU BECOME

>>722612790
Ricin. Ricin beans. :D

>>722617596
Fucking Marines Seal Team Rainbow Six over here, fuckin look at this whoop whoop laddy boy thinking he's so effing tough. Bitch I will

fucking

destroy you. I will rape your virgin manhole with the force of twelvety million fucking nuclear explosions and rain pain down on your bitch ass the likes of which you've never seen. I'll make you my

fucking

n igger bitch and you'll cry for

fucking

days like the stupid shit you are you show off wanna be tough guy faggot cunt.

>>722617829
nice try
real seals aren't faggots like you

>>722617719
it would destroy your stomach before you could throw it up

>>722617907
not if you cant swallow it you dumb nigger
have you ever tried to eat salt?
immediate gag reflex.

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>>722617799
could have been an accident you dumbfuc

>>722612790
Autopsy yourself you will die from the autopsy but theyll be looking for the guy who did the autopsy to see what really killed you
I call it the wild goose chase

Go out on a high balcony where you won't be seen. Wear gloves. Tie a shotgun to some strong helium balloons. Shoot and it will fly up and nobody will know what happened. It works better on a windy day.

>>722618083
i kekd

>>722617952
Are you fucking serious?

go to a mosque say allah is shit , tear quran , trow shit around....

religion of piece will handle the rest

>>722612790
Alcohol

>>722618112
prove me wrong, faget.
you cant, because youre a FAGGET

>>722617423
LD50 of rock salt in 70 kg adult male (per-os) is 16 gramm a big spoonfull if you can keep it down so it is not a fucktonn

>>722612790
Melatonin.
You will die of dehydration after a long sleep.

Some cind of potassium source would be good intavenously it will look like you had a cardiac arrest

>>722618083
Auto autopsy, interesting

>>722618184
You won't stay asleep long enough

>>722618176
Or maybe it is 250 g. Have fun eating this shit

inject some air into your veins

>>722618383
You need about 1 CC to do it right.

>>722612790
>get a gun from someone, steal it, anything
>buy a shitton of helium balloons
>tie balloons to gun
>shoot yourself in the head
>gun flies away
Boom you were murdered

find a way to give yourself a blood clot
slow, painless death, and the clot might disappear as you die. profit.

>>722618370
nope one big spoonfull.
Actually the water poisoning is good if you dehydrate youreself and than drin like a bottle water, they will not suspect anything

>>722612790
"Accidental" electrocution is a relatively short period of time

>>722618370
damn son with 250g you will die of dehydration...

>>722612790
die from exhaustion, just stay awake for like a week and you'll just die randomly

>>722616532
fucking idiot .. your 100% no medical student. Maybe geriatric nurse

>>722618184
>>722618176
>>722616637
>>722616532
you guy/s are completely retarded . didnt know they let such idiots into med school

>>722618414
fuck off retard

>>722618497
>>722618457

LD50 of NaCl is 3g/kg bodyweight.
You guys weight 5 kg? Good for you

>>722618457
i remember when /b/ was flooded with posts like this. people say b was never good. i say we provided an invaluable service to suffering anons.

now the best thing b can do is make threads about clothed females that beta cucks are too NIGGER to ask out.

>>722616748
Let's give the news more reason to martyr Shia's faggotry

Dont you have somewhere to be soon op? Youre not getting out of it this easy

>>722618622
why not

Alchohol and tylenol. Get very drunk for 3 days so you weaken your liver. Take a lot of tylenol. Say 2 pills every 2 hours for 1 day. This should liquify your liver and there you go... Anon Hero

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>>722612790
Why not build small teams of anons to check out the best solution?
LET'S
DO
THÆT
!

>>722618662
Why not just take the fight to news outlets instead of innocents? California needs less human beings in it overall same with new york

>>722618579
he doesnt want to be found, you shit.he said it is supposed to be quick and painless..... fucking shit how dumb can you be ...you only got one shitty idea about salt and you are pushing it like it is some sort of genius solution
(prob the only thing you got from pharmacology is the LD50-concept ... the thing that is taught on the very first lecture)
There are thousands of combinations ... easy and not so easy to hide from an autopsy and you come up with ... salt

>>722612790
Ricin poison.
Someone here has the recipe. Google it to check their work.

>>722618427
Posting is fun, but reading first is more important you dumb faggot
>>722618098

>>722612790
Op seriously just do shit for like 60 hours straight and you will die of exhaustion. One girl on twitter was like "37 hours strong!" when she was at her job and she died like 5 hours later from exhaustion

>>722618777
Shut the fuck up stupid nigger, i hope you get raped by a nigger with aids before you can kill yourself pansy ass faggot

OP DONT WANT TO ?B? CAUGHT

FUCKING THINK ANONS

READ THE FUCKING POST

DONT TROLL THIS MAN IN NEED

>>722618786
This and the booze + tylenol.

>>722612790
Many fruit seeds have poisons in them, could you have accidentally ground up pounds of seeds into a smoothie?!

>>722618911
Yes. Fruit smoothie plus tylenol and vodka. Thats it!

get shit sample from the street, bonus if putrid
mix with tap water into a syringe
grab your bike and go for a ride
fall down with your bike so you get some small wounds
inject shit solution into circulation around the wound (not to be detected)
congrats you would get sepsis in the next couple of hours.... +60 % lethal even under treatment

>>722618854
Dumb faggot

>>722618990
Shittiest possible way to die

>>722619046
Stupid nigger

>>722619079
you got a point there, kidneys will shut down, urine will cease, breathing and circuation will decrease as you face multiorgan failure.. probably in constant pain and discomfort

>>722612790
Nothing that would not hurt horribly.

Acetaminophen overdose is actually not unusual enough to be considered anything other than accidental.

But it would be less painful just to stop drinking liquids for at most 4 days.

>>722617806
This. Ricin will kill you without a chance of rescue and is very hard to prove. You can even make some on your own.

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>>722612790
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.

>>722619244
dumb

>>722616748
Never harm another!

In fact that compulsion alone is the only real justification for suicide.

If you are compelled to harm others you are far better off to simply kill yourself.

>>722619406
i believe you are correct
however, im far too big a pussy to kms unless painlessly and immediately.

>>722619144
Dumb faggot

>>722612790
Just ask how to murder someone without it being detectable, fag. Enough with the ruse.

Hey OP. you're going to waste urself , so you have nothing more to lose . why not get a ticket and go to africa or some other unknown place and reinvent urself...nothing more to lose .. a fresh start ...go be a bush pilot, go get aids fucking negresses, become the village idiot in some jungle tribe, discover something new , go on an island in the indian ocean....
you can alwasys kill yourself , why bother being afraid , whenn ur already dead inside ....be a man for fuck sake, do something ... go with a bang

>>722618427
Tie gun to heavy rock. Go on to bridge. Put rock over edge of bridge. Shoot self, gun goes in water. You were murdered.

>>722618427
Best suggestion in this thread.

>>722614183
Potassium.
T. Doc

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>>722617806
Fucking finaly... was scrollig thinking that ricin would come as a sugestion pretty fast...

My suggestion is: get drunk, tell people you gonna go home, take a "shortcut" get lost then sleep. Or if theres a big drop like a cliff do a leap of faith asassin style.

>>722620144
yep... will give you a heart attack

>>722612790
jump off of a slightly taller bridge every day

:)

>>722613022
Just reading that made me feel awkward.

>>722612790
If you're black, just drive over the speed limit and a cop will take care of it for you.

>>722612790
Old age, time fly's... so it would be a relatively short period

>>722612790
Got some enemies I see.

>>722617806
This guy beat me to it and is the absolute most correct answer in this thread. Chop chop OP