Just share them,this is a safe place.

>>722610003
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

also I fucked a dog once

Im buying a house soon and i want to get myself a husky for myself just so i can fuck it

>>722610003
this morning i jerked off into my sister in law's bong

>>722610376
seems pretty reasonable tbh, if you have the privacy why not?

I pay prostitutes to piss in my mouth.

>>722610377
Top fucking kek
So simple, yet so elegant

I really want to fuck an animal

Became a wizard 6 months ago. Still waiting on my powers.

>>722610692
dog pussies are crazy tight

>>722610494
thats what i thought, but im a little qorried about how she will act around other people if i just use the dog like a fleshlight

>>722610003

I've stopped posting her here, but I still fap to her endlessly.

I've tried many times, but I can't get away from how she turns me on, and i always end up doing it again.

kinda curious what it's like to smell a hot girl's fart

>>722610926
she'll be fine with proper training, it's worth it

>>722611037
post her again

Everyone thinks I'm the nicest guy in the family, when I was 16. I seduced my 13 year old religious cousin. She can't lose her virginity so I made her take it up her ass. Man I made her a horny bitch.

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I said it last night so I'm repeating here. I sleep in these here restraints almost every night, been doing it for about a year

>>722611044
Same

I play a child's dress up chat game.

>>722611137
still haven't timestamp those for us anon

>>722611147
ever watch anything online about it? I do sometimes. Hard to find any girl's worth watching tho

>>722611257
I haven't but I would love to

>>722611158
Most?

>>722611098

I'm trying to stay clean. If someone can guess which girl it is, or maybe just post the pic I used to post over and over, I'll relapse just to entertain you one more time and post more of her.

>>722611309
Gaia online but now I'm gonna find out what most is

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>>722610377
needed a good chuckle. thanks anon

>>722610377
i wonder how dried cum would look on bud, maybe you could get her to smoke it

>>722610003
I was molested as a kid- by my dad and
I used to let my dog go down on me all the time
I've cheated on a partner before
I've had Chlamydia twice
I've had a crush on the same person for three years, but I'm too afraid to tell them.
Also, I'm bi.

>>722610003
I love my younger cousin and want to fuck her holes so badly.

I want a nice tan and a six pack

I love feeling like a slut. I don't know if it's a bad thing, but it kind of seems like it.

>>722611979
Are you a femanon?

>>722611979
And I love sluts, lets be friends.

>>722612079
Yeah. It's not a bad thing to be a male slut...

>>72261092
Does it hurt the dog or do they like it?

>>722611979
100% normal regardless of gender. just have to make sure you express it safely, so you don't go clubbing and 'accidentally' end up gangbanged by aids-riddled niggers

>>722610003
I'm a closet ponyfag.
I also groped a girl at a concert once, was almost rape.

>>722612354
I've never been gang banged, but that sounds amazing. Except the AIDS. I'd love to have every hole in my body filled up, though.<3

I sometimes eat my own bogeys cause it's too much of a hassle to find a handkerchief

>>722612447

well, make it happen, post an ad on a fetish site.

but sometimes, fantasies, shoud stay in the fantasy realm.

>>722612447
had any practice?
if not, best to start off with somebody in a Dom/sub relationship. then you can work through a lot of the degrading slutty humiliating stuff in a controlled environment. If you pick the right one he might be happy sharing you around to get you started being a group slut.

Gangbangs and pretty tricky to arrange safely, as hot as they are. But it's do-able.

Made some teenage boys strip naked and show their bodies when I was a corrections aide. I got involuntarily aroused and felt kind of bad.

>>722611356
Ha I use to play Gaia online, still log in from time to time.

>>722611979
OK slut, let's seem some time stamped tits.

>>722612569

Just like topping a shemale

shit in the floor in public restrooms. Sitting on public bowls is gay.

>>722611701
Tell'em you bitch, better to get it over with than wonder "what if"

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here's my OC, text is in the image.

>>722612588
No. I like every fetish, though. Basically. Honestly, dominating a man sounds just as fun as being dominated by one. I've always wanted to use a strap on on a guy. And whips, rope, and handcuffs. And a ball gag.

>>722612591
w/b, havent seen u in a while

>>722611979

which part do you like feeling

>>722612781
What do you mean?

>>722610376
fucking furries

>>722612740
being a switch is pretty great, it gives you options and flexibility. it might mean you need to hook up with a switch to satisfy both sides of you though, or else have multiple partners anyway.
I've always liked the girl-in-second command switch - I dominate her, but if we bring someone else in she gets to dominate them.

And yeah, being turned on by almost all kink is something I can identify with. Everybody has limits but the more taboo and dirty something is, the more likely I'll enjoy it.

>>722612669

you retarded antisocial piece of shit
at least squat on the toilet rim, you degenerate cumrag

>>722612740
my girlfriend balances a cup on my lower back while I'm on all fours and hit me in the balls. I'm not allowed to move or knock the cup over and so have to stay perfectly still. We have a blindfold with a ball gag and i'm thinking of wearing it next time. You sound like my kind of kinky

>>722613138
Go fuck em yourself, thirsty cunt

>>722612878
I aint no furry im just into beastiallity whether its a dog or a horse

>>722612958
Exactly. Anything dirty. I love bodily fluids. One time, I peed on a girl without asking her if it was okay, but she ended up liking it. Lucky for me. I felt like she would, though. We were outside so there was virtually no clean up.

>>722612720

29m bi fag who sucks cock on regular
read more >>722612720
love cum

>>722613333
checked

yeah, bodily fluids is one where I'm kinda ambivalent but a lot of people really love. I'm happy to work it into some humiliation but they dont' do anything for me in particular.

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>>722610003
I have kiddie porn on my computer...

>>722613398
I love the though of having to drink a woman's piss. Like losing a bet or being dared to or something. idk why it just turns me on

>>722613398
Laaaaame.

>>722612751
I just post in these threads cause it usually leads to some good storytelling. It's not pasta.

>>722613412
Post your stash anon?

>>722613412
Holy shit post

>>722610003
I hate women because my three older sisters forced me to lick there pussies when I was 4-9 years old. Whenever we were caught by our parents they'd blame me and I'd get the beaten by my dad

>>722613519

rate my story pls
---> >>722612720

>>722613412
proof?

when my nephews stay at my house I sometimes let them shower with me and my gf. their parents are conservative fucktard godfags who shelter them from reality, especially about nudity/sex. pretty sure she is the only girl they've ever seen nude up close. want to show them there's nothing wrong/evil/shameful about it.

>>722613461
because it's an incredibly humiliating act. there aren't many things you can think of that are moreso, right? bdsm is fun and public exposure is great but being forced to actually drink somebody's piss while they laugh at you?

>>722613491
I know I'm pretty vanilla

>>722613398
I drank piss one time. A guy's full bladder full of piss. It was alright. I don't want to do it again anytime soon.

>>722613412
I don't believe you?

>>722613547

holy fuck anon. how often did they make you?
you should somehow get back at them. send them a package of turds anonymously via mail or something.

>>722613519
i know it's not pasta

>>722613593
Exactly. You are that woman's bitch, she has that over you for the rest of your life that you swallowed her pee. Plus, if she's hot enough it's just plain hot. Only other thing more degrading would be for her to literally fart into your mouth, or poo, which I'm not totally into. Something about humiliation just revs my motor like no other. Are you a femanon btw?

>>722613601
are you a dude of femanon? if fem did he drink yours?

>>722613713
nah, sorry to disappoint - male dom.

>>722613547
The getting beat part sounds bad, but the rest kind of sounds cute. You didn't like it?

>>722613746
I am a girl. He didn't drink mine.

>>722613763
iz all good

>>722610003
I have dreams of playing semi professional hockey

>>722613807
Did you enjoy the experience?

>>722613827
I'm an idiot, just read the full post, sorry

>>722613807
Not going to be an awkward dick and demand tits, but if you're in the mood and feel like you want to get off to other guys getting off to your tits, now would be the time....and I'd be one of those guys.

>>722613823
skip the middle man and play on the nhl Avs

>>722613807
You're lucky tho, I would so so love to drink a woman's full bladder of piss. color me jelly

>>722613412

by computer i hope you mean SD card or those flimsy flash drives..

>>722612834

do you like being degraded or like being viewed as a sex object or like knowing you can get easy sex or what

what part of being a slut turns you on

>>722613933
It's 4:30 am here. I can post old pictures, but I'm too tired to turn on the lights and do timestamps and stuff. If the time stamp is what makes it cool, then I'm not in the mood right now.

>>722613946
well I kinda missed the boat and now I've tried out for my university hockey team (canada) and have made it onto the team. Scouts are at most of the games and I have no interest in playing in the NHL. But I'm basically semi-pro. I could technically be contacted tomorrow with a contact to join the NHL.

For reference I am an undergraduate taking engineering.

>>722614102
i trust you to post old pictures, I mean I just want to jerk off. If you're a guy then at least post quality tits.

>>722612161
Jesus

I have such a fucking huge urge to rape a women. I wish it was socially accepted.

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I watch gang bang and interracial porn and imagine the girl is my wife. I intentionally look for girls that look like my wife in porn to help with the fantasy. Pic related looks a lot like my wife.

>>722614297
not worth it man. If someone raped my girlfriend I'd break their kneecaps and cave their skull in. It's not socially acceptable because women are equal to men. That's just how shit is. Now shut the fuck up and fuck off.

>>722614431
I sometimes wish my gf was cheating on me so I could be single. Survivors guilt.

I killed three people back in 2009

>>722614029
I don't like sex with random people. I would say it's probably feeling like a sex object. Anal turns me on because it feels good, but it won't make me cum. It's slutty and subservient. I madturbate while it's happening, though.

>>722610767
they won't come

>>722611122
nice, very nice. also checked

>>722611355
too soon?

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>>722614158

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>>722611355

I've told my gf about my cuck fetish.
>tfw would probably kill myself if she ever told someone else

>>722614651
Tits? I am so horny m and have dildo up ass. Will post pic of male ass with dido if you post tits and or pussy.

>>722612455
do that all the time, nothing wrong about that

>>722614816
Already did, bud. I'm not really in the mood for random dude ass.

>>722614615
Why?

>>722614730
Looks like a good little slut to me

>>722614904
self defense

>>722614730
Wow more please?

>>722614801
plan for the worst, if not electronic or physical evidence, be prepare to ditch her. If physical evidence be prepared to just tell people she knows your facebook account.

Once told people I could suck my own dick (lie, thought it was good) and had to tell people (once rumours spread) that it was bullshit.

Also drove to pick up a girl once, gf found out. Told her I've never been to that city before. I still alwasy bring up the city saying I've never gone there.

I like to stick my finger up my butthole and then smell it. No idea why.

>>722614878
I am a hockey player and a stud though. Lmfao random dude ass. What a fucking loser cunt. Sexist fucking cunt.

>>722610003
I often walk alone in the middle of the night hoping someone tries to mug me. First time it happened i beat him so badly he nearly died, iv never felt morr alive since. I dont want to kill them, just almost.

>>722612669
>i have the emotional capacity and tolerance of a four year old, let me tell you about how i needlessly shit on floors like sub human trash

>>722615005
the smell oftentimes reminds me of my gf's butthole. damn i miss her

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>>722614955

>>722615009
I wasn't trying to be gender specific about it. I just don't really get off to pictures of strangers. Only pictures of people I know do it for me.

>>722611804
Dont comfuse love with lust fag.

>>722615028
One time my father beat me to near death.. I had a black eye and moved out. I developed a drinking problem and would chug pure vodka while walking around town. Once stopped in front of a bar and there was a group of kids there. At this point in my life I was looking for a fight. I wanted to die, really. So I started talking to them and acting like I wanted to die. The girls started talking to me in the group, saying how sexy my black eye was. I realized then that it was ll bullshit. I left and went and fucked a random girl and then passed out. I learned a lot that year.

Shit will pass.

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One time after a beer or two I hugged and kissed the ear of a 30 year old mentally disabled woman who had the brain level of a 12 year old girl. Not my proudest moment. Instantly regretted it. Her mom found out the next day I just apologized and it was dropped, her mom must have not been as pissed as I thought she would be because her & my dad (who was going out with her) left me alone with the same disabled woman like two days later.

>>722614297
adopt islam and move to a muslim country where raping a woman is legal if she doesn't have a male guardian (like saudi arabia)

>>722615028
u should ccw

>>722615144
So a picture of your fathers cock gets you off?

Fucking freak cunt.

>>722615191
One time while at a party I made out with a dude (not even gay) and then with a fat chick. Stll think about it and regret it. She kissed like cow eats grass.

>>722614801
Guaranteed she has told her close girlfriends already. You have given her a lot of power by saying that. Cuck fetish isn't normal. It's beta behavior.

I've fapped it to Masha and Belly

>>722613589
Good man just dont fuck um k

>>722615231
...no? I mean boyfriends and friends. Why are you trying to be a dick?

>>722615281
Nah the way she acted when I told her tells me she would not tell her girlfriends. She's very understanding, like most real life girlfriends. Girls arent the way they're portrayed on the internet

>>722615363
Because you offended me :C

I'm very sensitive.

Oftentimes when I'm at home and take a shit I wait until it's unbearable and really needs to get out quick. I get off by it in a weird way and have since I was a child. I even used to do it in school and almost shat myself several times. Never told this anyone.

>>722610003
My secret is that I actually don't enjoy cp/lolis.

>>722615406
You're fine, you told her in person, no proof. Be prepared to fuck her over if she tries to fuck you over. Have a back up plan.

>>722610003
I've only fucked 1 girl and I'm 26

>>722615428
isn't that something that everyone outside of /b/ should already think?

>>722615410
How can you be offended by that? That I'm not turned on by something? That's not even something I can help.

>>722615182
Dont know, i dont feel angry or mad, i just want to hurt people, badly hurt them until they cannot speak or think a coherent word.

>>722615462
I mean she has told me that she likes to be called a whore when we're fucking etc, and I have a lot of nudes on her. But yeah, dont think I could ever fuck her over anyway..

>>722615497
FBI pls go

My gf thinks I don't like stuff up my butt but I like stuff up my butt. She offered to buy a dildo but I told her not to because I said I thought it was gross. But i want her to ride me with a strapon so hard.

>>722615231
Triggered you butthurt faggot? Move on to your butt plug and bugger off you bothered booty blunderer.

>>722615406
Lmao. What a women says carries very little weight compared to what she does. Here's a little experiment, wait about a week and then snoop her facebook chats, phone texts and other messenging app text messages. I'd put $20 down she will have at least told somebody.

>>722615500
Nice double dubs, internet rules say you must post ass now.

>>722615500
Dont feed troll lady he is dry and upset because you did not feed.

>>722615587
I have a feeling you have not only been hurt before but dont know what a healthy relationship feels like.

>>722615543
No, you don't do that!

Okay, so gf goes around telling people that you said X

you can't just say well gf did Y

proves you did x

instead you say "what?....gf is probably mad because of z" break up with gf, ostracize her, make her look like psycho ex gf.

I've done this my entire life. It's all a game of lies.

But then again I like to think of myself as a country. The people you surround yourself with are your counsel, and the things you do dictate how you'll turn out.

>>722615620
Already did.

>>722615500
Because you should be open to change you homophobic cunt.

>>722615297
nah not my thing. forgot to mention they are 7 &9yo. Ive showered with just them a lot but it's not a secret at all. but if their parents found out gf was also there they would probably freak the fuck out.

>>722615739
I've had sex with more girls than guys.

>>722615587
We've been together for 2 years and she has sent me messages that make her look like a complete whore etc. And I read her chats she had with her girlfriends from around the time we started dating. She talked about how my cock the biggest she have ever seen and I always make her orgasm, and that she had never experienced with her ex. Trust me she dont care about my stupid fetish cause I still fuck her better than anyone ever could.

>>722615771
Fucking lesbians are the most homophobic people on the planet.

>>722610003
Caught a friend sucking off her dog. She is looked at as one of the most popular girls in our college. Hot as hell too.

>be 25, two years ago
>heading to friends house to smoke a couple joints with her
>she's expecting me about an hour later, class finished early
>ninja'd my ass in her house super quiet like, wanting to scare the shit out of her
>notice music blaring from her room
>open door quietly
>I know what you're thinking, why isn't the door locked? Fuck if I know
>she was kneeling beside her dog, sucking his cock
>second my mind registers what the fucks going on she looks up at me all wide-eyed
>she looks like she's just seen a ghost
>me: "well then"
>notice her chin is trembling, seems like she's trying to find what to say
>just close the door and head to her living room and start rolling down the weed
>hear noises from her room, she's probably getting dressed
>call over to her room, "I'm out here rolling the joints down, I'll be waiting Gina"
>30 minutes pass and she comes out, looking flushed as hell
>I light the joint and smoke, it took a minute or two to convince her to smoke, she's still quiet though
>tell her to just relax, everyone has their kinks and fetishes, blahblahblah, don't really remember what I was saying
>she's still quiet
>me: "if it means anything, I like to read incest stories on the Internet and imagine it's my cousins in the story"
>this gets her to smile
>30 minutes pass, all the while we're smoking and opening up to each other about our dark secrets, we're on the couch, she's sitting up close to me, huddled up against me
>she confesses that she was ready to offer me a blowjob and then some just to get me to shut up, she was surprised about how calm I was.
>Bitch didn't know I've seen more fucked up shit here.
>gets awkwardly quiet
>look down at her beside me and she looks up at me
>awkwardkiss.exe
>awkward kiss gets more and more heated
>we have sex

>>722615672
What you just said is what literally every man who eventually gets burned says. In this case it could be nothing and in truth its not really that big of a deal, but if you're so sure why not check in a week? It's not about doubting her trust, it's about ensuring your trust is well earned. If she hasn't told anyone, then the matter is dropped and you continue on with life.

>>722615820
You can't use any of that or you will look gulty or at least make other people give up on the whole thing.

Better to redirect and make her look like a psychopath.

Like I said everyone thought I sucked my own dick and by the start of grade 12 I was the most popular kid in my grade because I made those other people unreliable.

Basically what trump does with news.

>>722615760
Good man good man you are makes the world a much better place.

>>722610003
I want to convert to Christianity.

>>722615733
You sloot that was a frontal pic

>>722615543
What a cuck mentality

I wouldn't hesitate to fuck her over if she told anyone but my fetishes are pretty tame so I wouldn't care tbh

Bruh you just went ass to mouth with dog dick lips

>>722615906
Wrong anon. Im the beat fag, not cuck fag.

The neighbors daughter taught me about sex. Started when we were both about 7

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>>722615839
Kissed her after you just saw her blow fido

>>722615520
I want to hurt you faggot

>>722615839
but did she brush her teeth or wash her mouth in the meantime

>>722615913
To be honest there are not many people she would tell, unless I had cheated on her or some shit and she was out for revenge. We're 23 years old, we're not in high school or some shit.

>>722615970

Okey yeah if I found out that she fucked me over I probably would send her nudes anonymously to some guys she knew I guess, but aint that quite a cucky thing to do. lol

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>>722615839
We're pretty much FWBs now. It seems like more than that from an outside perspective, since people have asked us if we're a couple. Don't wanna ruin what's already going on by putting a label on it.

Pic related, her

Lied to a friend once and told her I had sex when I was 9 with a neighbour. Neighbour was a beast of a gal. Actually started doing sex with male neigbour when I was much younger because of gay curious. Never tell people before.

Actually was taken advantage of a lot as a kid by older kids.

>>722615942
what's your original religion?

>>722615956
There's one after that.

>>722616066
Oh then you're fucking retarded.

>>722615760
You're playing with fire, even if they find out no sexual action took place those parents seem the type to freak the fuck out anyways. It also seems strange your gf would be okay with a young boy naked in the shower with her. No woman I've ever known would do that. I imagine a child psychologist could easily manipulate a child into believing they were sexualized in some way even if it was just an innocent shower.

I went on a bender Friday thru Monday and I still feel fucked up

>>722615839
You made out with freshly blown dog dick dude....

>>722616030
>>722616061
Kek. Forgot to mention she took a shower in her bathroom. She brushed and all afterwards.

>>722616067
Shit man, not bad at all. Doesn't even look like the dog-dick type tbh

Then again what does that even look like

>>722616067
No wonder why she has to blow dogs

5/10

>>722615933
i do what i can. me and them have always been close, they are pretty cool and smart.

>>722616137
gott sei dank

>>722613412
Did you bring enough for the whole class, anon?

>>722616067
Ugly cunt.

My only heartbreak left me blindsided.
I was angry and confused.
Was polite to girl though and even remain friends with her to this day.
I learned her sister broke us up.
Her sister was cheating on my friend in the military with like 3 guys.
Her sister knew that if I found out I would rat because Fuck her man That guy is like a brother.
Her sister said If my ex didn't break up with me she was going to plant weed on my ex and rat her to their parents.
Ex breaks up with me.
3 years later I'm with another girl, and I still long for her...

>>722616073
Story

>>722616088
O i c i c you have a nice butt would slam for sure.

I have a paintbrush up my ass.

>>722616215
kill the bitch

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It's been 7 years now since I've been 20 years old, and I've worked probably 4 months total in that time at part time dead-ender jobs. It's the single greatest blunder of my life, most of my 20s I have spent broke buying everything value menu.

Been inactive for so long its a never ending loop of inactivity.

If you ever literally do nothing for weeks or months, it's a really hard habit to break. Even with all the time on your hands, spending an hour doing work or something tedious pisses you off because of how you're inconvenienced.

>>722614297
Can't you just feed that fantasy with rough spontaneous sex with your girlfriend?

Do sex power acts such as holding her neck (my fave), pulling her hair doggy-style, throw her around like a doll, ass-slap while doggystyling, when you're doing missionary and holding her neck, slap her face occasionally.

When she says she doesn't feel like sex, pick her up and carry her into the fun chamber, watch her change her tune.

Total Domination, that shit makes me wild and a lot of women are very turned on by it.

>>722616168
>>722616201
virgins

>>722615839
How did that second hand dog cock taste Anon?

>>722616067
Why do mexicans always fuck dogs man...

>>722616281
I'd rather be a virgin then get a dogs sloppy seconds tbqh

>>722616035
I wana hurt you too...
wana hurt each other?
Faggot?

>>722616086
Raised Catholic, left religion when I was a teen. I am getting old, I feel the void.

>>722616252
Thanks!

>>722616383
ok
I love you

>>722616390
same tbh. i fill the void with drugs and booze until i pass off, hopefully soon

>>722616317
Pretty good to be honest, considering the fact it was from the mouth of an actual human female I was kissing and not one of your waifu love pillows.

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I accidentally started a MASSIVE fire that killed a few people and now I feel empty inside

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>>722616459

>>722616450
<3

>>722616468
Accident how?
;_;

>>722616246
>3/4- older kid makes me show him (5 years older mentally retarded)
>5/6- realtors son tells me to get naked, throws my toys at me. (at least 6 years older)
>7/8-gay relations with neighbour (same age)
>same time- make friend tie me up naked
because so fucked up (same age)
>same time- other neighbour makes me show him my dick and he shows me his. (3 years older)
>9/10- friend says we should show eachother our penises (he is a year older)
>11/12- friend says he'll suck my dick if I'll suck his (he is a year older)
>in high school realize how fucked up my childhood was, tell friend who is a girl, think I might be gay, write a huge letter, we fuck, end up realizing I'm straight as an arrow, we break up, stop talking to her, become a womanizer, find current gf, live happily ever after.

Still think back and feel so fucked.

I have a balloon fetish and don't tell anyone about it because it's embarrassing. Not even my girlfriend knows yet

>>722616468
>>722614615
story!

>>722616113
gf is cool like that, she has some younger brothers so it's not her 1st time.

I cant tell you...
I must show you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQjwdIM8WE8

I was the spark to the flame, and you were my vessel.

>>722616439
*salutes the faraway butt*
Thank you for fap fuel you gorgeous creature.

>>722616453
God will find us, anon, I am sure

>>722616517
Got drunk, left small fire unattended, go out for more booze, come back to screams and death

>>722616573
i don't think he is real because nothing is

I've slowly and very painfully been dying for 8 months now. I have undetectable tumors in my GI tract and doctors wont/cant do anything about it.

I havent told my family or friends. One day very soon I will be dead.

I'm mire than okay with it honestly. Just kinda want it to haappen aalready so I dont have to deal with constant stomach pains and nausea.

I'm 19 btw

>>722616522
Forgot about how I was so fucked at one point that one of the kids that made me show him my dick I talked into giving me a blowjob and he said I'd piss in his mouth. Ended up doing it. Also was playing sega with another friend and he jokingly said "person who loses has to suck the others dick" and I lost and paused the game and said "Alright..." and he said "dude I was just kidding" and i said "haha me too!"

I guess I was just a really gay kid.

>>722616643
envy you

>>722616459
Besides /b/rehs, another thing I forgot to add to this little confessional of ours is that I'm into beastiality too, so it's a win-win for me and her. Kek.

>>722616599
manchester by the sea.

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>>722610003

i'm sinking deeper and deeper into depression again.
i can barely get out of bed anymore. the only thing that drags me out is the fact that i'm on probation and i'll get kicked out of college if i miss any classes. my parents would disown me. i don't care that much tbh, i'm just counting down the days until i graduate. i'm just living out of habit.
i find no pleasure in anything and i'm not looking forward to the future.
i try to avoid drugs but i'm drinking or taking valium almost every day just to get through
i just want to fade away, die in a way that no one can blame themselves

>pic unrelated

>>722616643
get over it.

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I never mention it to my family, but secretly I deeply regret giving my brothers a hard time when we were still children and I often wish I'd been a better son to my dad.

>>722616522
Feel for you man, have you ever confronted them or still in contact with any?

An older man abused me when I was 12. He never penetraded, but as a grown up I can see that he wasn't far off. His dick touching my butthole, checking to see if he can push it in or not.
The guy had been trading smokes for kisses and blowjobs, sometimes things as small as touching their breasts. I was the only dude, made me feel gay as fuck.

>>722616329
Kek. Don't know, but I know one thing, you got her ethnicity down.

>>722616706
>pic unrelated

suuuuure

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>>722616692

one time after having sex I messaged my sister and told her I couldnt cum.

>>722616685
Not him, but unless you've got an even worse disease, what a load of shit.

>>722611137
but why?

Whenever I'm at my best friend's house I fap to/with his younger sister's used underwear. Might seem common but the kinda fucked up part is they're hella Christian and I'm super close with them, they consider me family. I always wonder in the back of my head what they'd think of me if they ever found out, but it doesn't stop me, she's fucking cute.

>>722610377
Hell yea, Fuck that bitch

>>722611804
do it

>>722611044
I have this same fascination

>>722616643
How was you diagnosed if the can't be detected?

>>722616777
Witnessed. Is this wordplay or disturbingly sexual?

>>722612447
i was really into the idea of gangbanging.
last year i got raped by two guys, and now the idea isn't that enticing tbh

but hey to each their own. it was probs the rape thing that sucked, the actual experience be ok under normal circumstances

>>722616737
I can't, it makes me feel panic and scared. I have never told anyone the truth before. I've told people that I've been sexually abused but never that I'm this fucked. I don't want to be judged. The thought of becoming famous scares me, or even being published in a scientific magazine. I get scared just thinking about these people. One time one of the people the same age as me added me on MSN and I said I'd be right back and blocked them. I'm so fucked up. But, I act like I'm a normal straight engaged guy. It's hard. But I think I've worked through it a lot. I feel a sort of guilt sometimes, but I know that it was all because of what happened to me. I didn't do anything wrong. I was sexualized early in my life and have had to deal with the repercussions of that since. It's been hard but I am just looking for peace.

also forgot to mention another story

my cousin asked me if I wanted to play a game called nicki nicki nine doors over

I asked what it was and he said you get naked and run over to the neighbours house and knock on the door

I said I wasn't sure and he said oh come on dont be a baby

so I got naked and he just stared at me.

We we're staying in a tent, in the middle of nowhere. It was fucked. I was like 6 and he was like 9 or 10.

Idk man.

>>722616988
It was weird. But I've been posting in here about my sexually fucked up life as well. I'm basically just posting my regrets and things that keep me up at night.

From 12-17 years old every time I was at my friends place and opportunity arose, I would go into his moms room to her dirty laundry hamper and pick out the cleanest pair of white fullback cotton panties I could find, retreat to the washroom, strip naked and put it on and /or jerk myself with her panties. Sometimes I would also sniff the pussy part and ass part (out of curiosity) sometimes the ass part smelt like fart so I stopped doing that.

Id cum in them then stash it at the back under the sink so next time I was over I could goto the washroom and retrieve it.

When they moved out she must of found the pair there crusted up I wonder if she ever suspected.

In love with my closest friend, I know they don't have feelings for me yet I still find myself sometimes resisting the urge to kiss them anyway.

>>722617011
u weren't raped u just regret the sex

>>722616740
That man should be slapped up

>>722617132
i was unconscious.

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Nearly a decade ago I became attracted to a young woman I was friends with. To cut a long story short, she told me no, she told me yes, she changed her mind repeatedly and fucked me right up in the process.
Jump forward about a year, her young sister, no older than about 8 years old at very most tragically dies of cancer. Even though I thought that it was horrible that this poor girl died, at the same time a little part of me also thought something more or less like, "Yeah fuck you. It doesn't feel nice when bad things mess with your emotions, does it?" regarding her older sister.
Not proud of that one.

Dylan roofie

>>722617014
Do what you gotta do man but I think it would help if you to confront them/ your fears but that just me, I could be wrong.

Maybe you gave off mad homo vibes lol idk but it's weird how alot of dudes did that to you growing up.

I unironically like Smash Mouth's "All Star"

>>722617059
So you were actually telling your sister about the sexy times then. That is weird.

>>722613823
best of luck anon!
what level do you play at now?

>>722617237
I was always a ladies man, honestly. but that doesn't say much. Thanks for letting me get that out.

>>722613823
I wish I would of played hocky growing up.
I fantasized about it all the time.
Kinda lika how niggers growing up want to play football or basketball but i wanted to swim and play hocky

>>722610003
Sometimes I get so angry that my head becomes empty, dull and heavy. And then I do bad shit, both for me and for relatives\friends. Lost my GF because of it. I need some pills or someone to help me with this, but every time I remember all this GO FULL RETARD-mode shit, I begin crying.

>>722617217
Seems justifiable. She toyed with you, so it's totally cool to think "yeah, that doesn't feel very nice does it"

>>722614615
what happened bro?

>>722611044

imagine smelling an ugly girls fart. there yo go.

>>722614730
your stomach is fat and your boobs are small

>>722614730
Rachel?

One time, I went to a friends house and I downloaded a shit ton (2Tb) of horse porn onto his computer while he wasn't looking. Then I dumped an ant colony I brought with me into his potato garden. Then I jizzed on his potatoes. Not the ones in the garden, but the ones in his pantry. I made sure to spread the semen out thoroughly over the taters to make sure it dries evenly and is unnoticeable.

He never found out it was me, he though his roommate had downloaded the horse porn. The new ant infestation in his garden he thought to be a random coincidence. I don't think he ever found out about the jizz though, he probably cooked and ate them.

>>722617245
Yeah. I feel guilty about it still. But she acted like it was normal. Has never brought it up.

Then, my oldest sister was kinda sexual with me as a kid up until grade 9. No touching or anything just flirty and weird.

>>722615084
>flat ass

>>722613823
>I have dreams of playing semi professional hockey
>>722614104
>I'm basically semi-pro
Sounds like you're already there?

>>722614447
If someone raped my girlfriend(imaginary) id kill them slowly and dump her for being a whore and enjoying it

>>722617179
you mean Subconcious or Macroconcious which is experienced by hetero-normative genderphased flying lgbtbbq pansexual meat-beings.

>>722617510
I've been on the receiving end of the sexual weirdness. Niggas have gotta stop it.

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>be me about 10years ago
>stay at friends house
>wake up early and need to fap
>bust a nut but didn't want to get out of bed
>Nothing nearby to clean myself
>feed my jizzum to their dog
>dog died a few days after

TLDR I may have jizzed their dog to death

>>722617396
Possibly, but looking back at it the manner in which I did it seems completely over the top to me now. Maybe if a guy had fucked her around the way she had fucked me around it might be all good, but her sister dying? I usually try to be a more measured and tempered person (although I often fail miserably) and I just do not approve of younger me's actions.
If I ever had the chance, I'd apologize to the older sister. Not for the thoughts, just for the shitty, childish way I dealt with things at the time. No wonder women won't fuck me: I was a 22 year old boy at the time and now I'm basically a 30 year old one.

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>>722617536

I have some sort of mental thing where I have basically given up socially, or taking a break from people, and I'm okay with it. It's not that I have trouble making friends or talking to people; in fact I'm quite charming and fairly good-looking. I have had trouble with maintaining close relationships with friends because people try to hang out with me and I'm just isolating myself. I text a lot of people, both men and women, that consider me close friends, semi-sexual (women only), and confidants but they are all long-distance at this point. I also have a porn addiction, and I have trouble getting an erection with women even though I'm good with flirting but it's affecting my game so much lately that I am avoiding that type of contact again. I also went to rehab for alcohol in November and I quit drinking and smoking both weed and cigarettes and I haven't had an urge to do either since. Insomnia is still pretty brutal though. Is that a secret? I dunno. It's not stressing me out and I don't feel bad about it. I worry that I've given up on my long-term prospects though. How do you all think I should be treating this mindset?

>>722617645
>feed dog jizz
>it dies
Your dick shoots chocolate. How popular are you with the ladies?

a lady that lives a few houses down from me always leaves her living room blinds open for everyone to see inside. sometimes at night while she's watching tv, i crouch down outside her window behind her garbage bin, out of view of traffic and fap. she's usually wearing short silky shorts or tight gym shorts.

The keys to my chastity cage are being sent to Canada via ocean mail, to an address that redirects to a company now located in Australia.

The person who receives them knows what they are for, and it is up to her when or if to send them back.

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>>722617712

Very but they are all fatties

>>722617797
At least you get some attention.

>>722617667
idk, maybe it's just cause I'm an angsty kid in my 20s who's used to getting fucked over by grils at this point, but either way I do see what you mean by regretting it.

>>722615465
Hey man nothing wrong with that.
I'm twenty four and have had enough sluts that it has permanently scarred me into believing every woman is the same and now I can't ever have a healthy relationship because of this. I feel like they are all whores.
Fucking a lot of women isn't really a accomplishment. Finding one woman to put up with your shit and be loyal to you is

>>722612455
shiieet fam, dont worry about it i do it too and im a pretty normalfag just make sure noone sees you do it and you fine. i usually duck to the bathroom to do it.

I fap way to much

I love she male porn

my aunty and my little cousin (12) live with me and my dad now and i want to fuck the living shit out of my cousin (i'm 18). she is so fucking cute and she flirts with me all the time. when we're alone, watching a movie, she'll always sit really close to me, sometimes putting her legs over my lap. i constantly go into her room while she's at school and fap to her underwear and school uniform. I'm in Australia so we wear uniform here. she's so fucking sexy. such a tiny little body but still so perfect. i know she wants it and i'm gonna give it to her soon.

>>722618104
She looks up to you she doesn't want sex

I was raped by my neighbor.

>>722615839
That's pretty disgusting that you kissed her after blowing the dog.
Also i would probably have reacted the same way, like whatever. Glad to know I'm not the only fucked up person here.
Also i thought you were gonna say she killed herself in the room

>>722616823
Used to do the same thing with my Christian friend's mum's underwear. Best faps I've ever had.

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>>722610003
Allow me to introduce you to Ted the Head. He is a sculpture modeled after my own head, and was one of my most challenging builds. I originally intended the head to be all yellow, but I ran out of yellow bricks. So I decided to make hair from black bricks! But then I ran out of those. Then I tried to make a hat with blue bricks, but ran out after the shade on the hat was made. After that I finally finished the hat with white bricks, and I also added a nice T decal on it. Hence the name, Ted the Head. His chin was a lot of trouble also. How do I make it the right size, but make it look like an actual human chin? It took me about two days to finish this model. A lot of people may think that is very short, but I did work long hours in order to get it done.

>>722618225
Go on...

MISERU!!!

>>722614651
Im a dude who's really into this sort of thing. like i wanna use a woman but if you say that sort of thing all of a sudden you're a mysoginyst. like i understand thhat women are people too but when it comes to sex i want to be able to control a woman with my cock and just do whatever i want. last GF was total shit at this couldnt deepthroat or anything, part of the reason i ditched her.

>>722610581
Donald?

>>722616113
you cant trust psychologists, better off calling Ms chloe

>>722610003
When I was like 7, I felt a turd fall out of my pants on the stairs. I saw there, just sitting on the stairs, and I left it. The next day, it was gone.

>>722615231
holy shit calm the fuck down dog, take your ego from an 11 to like a 4 for all of us okay? not every single chick in the universe is gonna wanna see pics of your ass and if you came here just to post em then fucking do it faggot but dont be a cuck. also nice jjob callling her sexist then proving you're an actual fucking inbred with the "fucking freak cunt" shit

>>722616113
Not the guy showering with his nephews but from a outside perspective I believe the woman being there makes it look more innocent.
The unitedstates is just a bunch of brainwashed fags. Go to other countries and nudeness is not frowned upon nor does everyone want to fuck everything they see naked.

I was raised Jehovahs Witness.. at 18 started drifting away now 23 family still mega into it shun me for drifting away.. I know its probably bullshit but leaving left a void and I sometimes wonder if i should go back..

>>722613256
Did you spit in your spatoon after writing that?

>>722615406
honestly dog if you think she told someone dump her and deny it, explain it away as she was pissed at you for dumping her and was saying it to get back at you. if shes gonna telll anyone something that personal it means you should ditch her

>>722615520
honestly gotta agree with thhis dude, sometimes i have fantasies of just picking a fight with someone and beating them into the fucking ground. obviously this comes from pent up frustration and there is some healthier way of letting it out but i imagine the experience as super cathartic.

>>722618361

I'm a trap,
He was talking to me asking about my gender and stuff
He invited me in for some wine, he kept pressuring me to drink, i ended up drinking 6 glasses when i only intended to drink 2, he started asking about my sex life and stuff, which was kinda creepy, after a while of invasive questions, i tried to leave, as i was walking to his door he shoved me onto his bed and attempted to rape me, he was straight and knew nothing about anal and wasn't really able to do much without lube, i eventually managed to kick him off me and ran out

I kinda like Pusheen

>>722610003
Pewdiepie did nothing wrong. I wish ppl that didn't understand satire would hang themselves and fuck off.

>>722615560
then fucking tell her you cuck, if you think shell freak out remind yourself that she offered to "introduce" you to it.

>>722619147
Pewdiepie is an idiot, he knew what he did.

>>722615906
>What you just said is what literally every man who eventually gets burned says.
then you get the fuck over it and get back to being a normal fucking human being you faggot

Since a few years ago I have had a growing urge to destroy the lives of my old class mates and other people that have wronged me, using whatever means possible. I have been close to acting on it several times but a part of me is still somewhat human and prevents me from doing anything for the time being. Though I dont know for how long I will be able to resist this shit.

My Girlfriend is kind of obsessed with this other girl we used to know. Both girls were into the idea of being with each other but the friend slept with my roommate and things went bad.
As I said, my gf thinks about this other chick often and I actually am turned on by the idea of them getting together. Despite my girls interest in it I DON'T want to have a threesome. I just want them to do it. I find it hot. - but my girlfriend keeps choking on the idea of contacting our old friend - despite drunk texting her last October.

>>722619302
What did they do to you

>>722617861
I'm glad you do. Hopefully you can avoid some of my mistakes and turn out better than I have.

Got charged with child porn for a single vid from limewire. Not pedo at all but now straight up scared of kids. Id rather be in a room with a lion

He was a faggit who refused to grow up and be responsible.

>>722619302
>still somewhat human and prevents me from doing anything for the time being
Two places you can go to see plenty of people who don't let anything stop them: Prisons and graveyards.

>>722616688
why the fuck didnt you tell her that instead of the incest thing? or was it like you saw a hot chick blowin a dog and now you want in?

>>722619813
Then he would have lost his advantage. Keep up, nigga.

>>722620292
you gets it

I killed a pitbull and another dog on devils night in the street with my 870.

They were beating my dog every night for a week