Sleepy shota.
>the most woke edition
>>722597624
12:44 here.
Gunna be up a bit.
>>722597798
Whats up my central time brother? Ive had an average of 5 hours of sleep a night this week and its really fucking with me :/
new lewd
>>722597927
How new?
>>722597892
Not much. Ah, do you get more typically?
My sleep is sporadic but I average 3.5 hours at a time of sleep.
>>722598002
P new, posted a few days ago on the artist's pixiv.
>>722598152
I need like 8 to function fully. The less I get, the more likely I am to get depressed and/or suck at working. You must sleep more than once a day then right?
I should probably use pixiv...
>>722598368
Ah I see. Yeah just depends. I'm trying to sleep more.
>I should probably use pixiv
Do it, worth it in my opinion.
So sleepy
>>722598712
But you have to make an account and shit. what a pain :P
>>722598819
Hi sleepy
>>722598882
That's why everything is so nicely organised.
I understand if you'd shy away though.
>>722598982
Hai
>>722598982
I've tried that pose and I always slip
>>722599314
I wish I could sleep forever
Alright shota friends, I have to sleep now. I'm sure I see you anons again.
I'm pretty regular here <3
>>722599598
same
>>722599643
good night you cute bastard
>>722599643
Sleep tight qt, see you later.
>>722599765
let's sleep forever together
Ill turn you over when you start to get bed sores and vice versa
>>722599787
>>722599822
<3<3<3
>>722599853
That actually sounds more pleasant than what I was implying. Ok anon, I'm on board. I'm very finicky about air though so I hope you have good heating and cooling.
>>722599598
>>722599765
>>722599853
>>722600167
TIME TO KILL YOU BOTH IN YOUR SLEEP
>>722600380
You offering anon?
>>722600167
I don't care honestly, you're in charge of that field
If it's too hot then I'll just sleep naked and if it's too cold I'll just put on my fuzzy jacket
>>722600380
what method do you propose?
>>722600477
>>722600717
One of you gets beaten to death with my copy of Grey's Anatomy, one of you gets choked to death while we share a meaningful gaze into one another's eyes.
Whichever one proves themselves the gayest gets the beating.
>>722600717
>you're in charge of that field
Alright, I have to have it optimal.
Gotta sleep in shirt only and have certain blankets all the time. The bill will be high no doubt. Hope other anon kills me before I need to pay it or foots the bill.
>choked to death while we share a meaningful gaze into one another's eyes
Please. [no homo]
>>722601049
what if we just hug each other in bed and drift off
>>722601124
yeah fuck it
if we are gonna sleep forever might as well be comfortable
until anon kills us
>>722601049
replace copy of grey anatomy with a samurai sword and you got a deal, gotta go out in style come on now
>>722601124
>>722601172
Ugh, you're both gay as fuck. Going to beat the shit out of both of you then stare at myself in the mirror while I auto-asphyxiate.
>>722601370
who you calling gay, you man liker?
>>722601328
>might as well be comfortable
until anon kills us
Exactly.
>>722601370
>you're both gay as fuck
Anon, I'm a qt loli though. Please choke me out?
gay
>>722601465
Just because I like men doesn't mean I don't have a girlfriend whom I love and wish to procreate with one day.
>>722601567
That's even gayer than it was before. Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl. Being in your early 20s doesn't make you a young girl.
>>722601637
You're the gay one here. Shut up. I'll fucking suck your dick you fag.
>>722601737
>Wearing a skirt doesn't make you a girl.
I agree.
> Being in your early 20s doesn't make you a young girl
Damn, that's harsh. But you're right. Pls kill me now.
>>722601750
>>722601737
will she finger your butt?
>>722602116
Hey!
>>722602181
hello, how's you anon?
>>722601998
Bro if you really want to die, why not just go on Craigslist for anonymous gay sex and get murdered that way?
>>722602160
One day I'll clone myself and fuck myself in the ass and I won't have to worry about that.
>>722602244
I's good, and you?
>>722601737
>You're the gay one here. Shut up. I'll fucking suck your dick you fag.
So funny. That made my night.
>>722602294
>anonymous gay sex
no dick mein friend.
I'll just wait for a natural disaster I guess.
Snuggled up in bed sounds like a good way to go though.
>>722602359
Doin' OK. Little dizzy.
>>722602565
Wait what? What kind of gay doesn't have a dick? Are you one of those fucking girl fags? Jesus Christ that's even gayer than the other homos here...
>>722601737
Like this?
>>722602615
Dizzy...?
>>722602682
Are you going to murder me or not?
>>722602804
Yeah. Not sure why. Having water now.
>>722602899
If it will rid the world of an abomination like you then so be it. Going to choke the fuck out of you.
>>722603095
>>722602985
Well, hopefully that helps.
NOTFORLEWD
>>722603263
I don't even get that reaction. Now I regret even offering to murder you... thanks a lot bro.
>>722603289
Yeah, if it doesn't I'll lie down.
>>722603470
can you murder me at least, I've been waiting since I came out of the womb
>>722603439
This is for you anon.
>>722603665
>>722603665
>anon
i expect better treatment than this
>>722603533
Nah. I was going to give in and murder the other one because they violated the sanctity of this thread by not bringing a dick to the party, but now I'm just questioning everything.
Honestly I might just go sleep at this point. I can't trust anything anymore.
>>722603735
Reijifag? Cutefag? Ausfag?
>>722604079
don't forget sexyasfuckfag
>>722604034
>not bringing a dick to the party
man I start and maintain these parties.
go to sleep.
Fuck captcha
>>722604139
Yeah yeah. Like the pic or not?
>>722604280
yes they're cute
>>722604170
You'll never truly be a standing (seated?) chairman of the sausage festival in your current state. Even if you go full on Balkan sworn virgin style.
Also I never contribute to these because I'm up at 3 am on a work laptop doing corporate adult things. Because I have no life and no friends.
>>722604214
can you knock it off with the furry? if I wanted to see that I would find one of the hourly fur threads
>>722604378
Hey I'm keeping it to a minimum so suck my nuts.
>>722604340
being an adult blows, then again, I didn't fair too well as a kid so fuck this whole shit
>>722604378
Have you considered not enlarging the images that are clearly sonic and tails about to embark on a spiritual voyage across the sea of buttfuckery?
>>722604466
DELETE THIS
>>722604458
Being an adult is alright, but I don't think I've been doing it right so far anyway. I only started working after I was 25, and all I do is put money in the bank, work, and waste time online.
>>722604449
the minimum is zero
>>722604499
have you considered that I'm not attracted to make believe animals?
>>722604340
You're not the boss of me.
Plus you don't contribute so it's whatever.
>>722604659
>the minimum is zero
so there's no cap to the number of furry images?
>>722604538
It's not explicit.
>>722604775
its 3 am. you know what the fuck i meant
>>722604610
just find yourself a cuteboy and make your life happier
>>722604775
That means go nuts right?
>>722604458
I know the feeling.
>>722604659
But you don't have to open the images to begin with. I don't care for furry things either 9/5ths of the time, but their presence doesn't get my panties in a twist.
>>722604757
I could very well be the boss of you, you don't know. My office, tomorrow morning.
Actually I have neither an office nor any real authority, let's be realistic here. And it's not my fault I don't contribute. I simply choose not to save pornographic imagery to work computers.
>>722604337
Good.
>>722604832
that is CLEARLY cum
also doesn't matter if it's explicit, you know what the implication is.
>>722605086
good
>>722604990
I have a girlfriend, but it's long distance and we've only been able to meet a handful of times over the past year. But I still just do the same shit online every day, and I don't feel any more adult than I ever did.
>>722605001
>>>/trash/ tier
>>722605059
>But you don't have to open the images to begin with
but this is a shota thread, not a fur thread
and there are so many fur threads, why does this need to be one too?
I can easily skip past the images, I'm just confused why someone
would bother posting that sort of thing here
>>722605246
break the cycle and do something that makes you happy
life too short
forgot my image
>>722605324
Because Tails is best shota.
>>722605324
I don't know man, aren't sonic and co. supposed to be in their teens anyway? They're a kind of shota. This thread won't hit its limit too quickly at this time of day, so I just say let the guy who wants to include them include them. Not really hurting you and if it makes him happy then what's the harm in the end?
>>722605351
So you're saying I should tie someone up and beat them into sexual submission? I don't know why you'd even bring up such a thing.
>>722605192
>that is CLEARLY cum
it's sweat. they're doing hot yoga
>>722605704
translate the korean text you weeb fuck, i guarantee it's lewd.
>>722605059
>I could very well be the boss of you, you don't know. My office, tomorrow morning.
>Actually I have neither an office nor any real authority, let's be realistic here. And it's not my fault I don't contribute. I simply choose not to save pornographic imagery to work computers.
went from vaguely sexy to sad, and you're fine anon. dw about it.
>>722605550
>>722605800
>translate the korean text you weeb fuck
>>722605646
this thread must have the loosest definition of shota if older teenage animals count
anything above 15 is yaoi, and anything not human is cub or some other fur term i don't know
it belongs in >>>/trash/, which was basically made for that sort of thing
>>722605847
fight me
>>722605910
*fite me
>>722605821
Hoi
>>722606053
>american english
>>722606106
You are dense as fuck.
>>722606106
>american website
>>722606196
they don't call me dense dennis for nothing
>>722606216
>americaposting on a falklands penguin conservation website
>>722605815
Vaguely sexy to sad is kind of my thing. Anyway, enough talk, it's time to pretend to sleep for 3.5 hours until I wake up and start this cycle all over again. Farewell new friend.
>>722605905
I didn't know there were arbitrary age values that were attributed to what was shota and what wasn't. I assumed anything that fell under legal age would be included, but apparently there's a science to cartoon dicks and that science has no room for animalistic features or pubic hair.
All I'm saying is let the dude do his thing if it's not hurting anyone right now. Maybe there's no other place for him. Maybe he's just lonely and looking for a friend. Maybe you could be that friend. Maybe you secretly want knuckles to fist you, I don't know. And neither do you. Not until you try.
I think what I'm trying to say here is that you're both special people and if you just give one another a chance, I think you'll find that sometimes the square peg does fit in the round hole.
>>722606391
>it's time to pretend to sleep for 3.5 hours until I wake up and start this cycle all over again. Farewell new friend.
Night night anon.
>>722606275
>Falkland penguin posting on a Bavarian ale brewing forum
>>722606627
either discuss penguins or get the fuck out of my thread
>>722606275
>dense dennis
Do they?
>>722606705
either buy my malted barley or fuck off
>>722606773
totally
>>722606804
barley is possibly the worst grain
cute>lood
>>722606862
>barley is possibly the worst grain
rye beer is disgusting tho
>>722607003
fact.
>>722607005
>drinking beer
did you anons have a nice valentine's?
>>722607003
cute boys learning about sex with each other's bodies is infinitely cuter than any shota's face
>>722607052
>not drinking the drink that built mankind
>>722607113
wasn't even aware it was valentines
>>722607206
i only drink pure methanol
>>722607206
yer just a pervert, anon
>>722607206
>wasn't even aware it was valentines
that's good though right? means it wasn't stressful for you.
>>722607377
no it means i'm such a shut in that I don't realize a major holiday just passed
and why would it have been stressful?
i need to go collect flapjack reaction images
>>722607470
>why would it have been stressful?
stressful that you have things to do or don't have things to do.
for you though it was just another day.
sad but enviable in my opinion.
>>722607543
I found that the path to true happiness is to forgo all relationships with all people indefinitely
this removes many problems, including potential stress like you just described
>>722607759
>forgo all relationships with all people indefinitely
wish I could do that
>>722607850
cute image
ur all faggits tbh
maximum lewd ur whalecum
>>722607911
yeah just the right amount of lewd and sailor top
>>722607850
it is so easy, just stop talking to or being interested in people
the only people you need talk to are work colleagues, and random
people in shota threads, and the cashier at the grocery store
>>722607961
faggit
>>722607974
how is it lewd at all
>>722607998
>just stop talking to or being interested in people
unfortunately I cannot do that
>>722608012
KMS THX
>>722608021
nipple and slipping top off shoulder?
>>722608075
then keep being a relationshipcuck
>>722608119
you have a retarded definition of lewd
do you think men at the beach without tops on are being lewd?
>>722608089
See you in hell anon~!
>>722608159
>men at the beach without tops
no
it's that the garment is purposely showing off his bare chest imo
like I could not show that image to anyone bc it implies something lewd
>>722608157
>>722608278
>showing literally any shota image to anybody
stupid
>>722608311
>>722608170
Will you yiff me there, sempai?
>>722608393
thats a bit old to be shota, dont you think?
>>722608327
I showed a friend of mine when I was like 14 or so...
>>722608327
I don't mean it literally you dunce I mean like that's my basis of judgement on lewdness
>>722608496
stupid
>>722608472
>rin posting
>>722608393
>yiff
what?
>>722608472
>thats a bit old to be shota, dont you think?
m-me too ;--;
>>722608526
>implying I can tell what I just posted
>>722608524
No you.
>>722607518
Do it, you fag.
>>722608621
fight me irl you faggot
>>722608608
get out
>>722608685
sure
>>722608745
meet me behind coles in 10
>>722608718
sure, the image limit was reached
>>722608796
rain check, I have a hot date
>>722608798
cya anon
>>722608956
buhbye
unless we are making another thread, I'm off to bed
>>722608942
no you don't
>>722608796
for a quick blowy? the coles at flinders?
>>722609008
I won't make one, so night night in case you head off
>>722609038
melbourne central
Nighty night
>>722609011
y-yes I do.
>>722609084
wouldn't be the first time, tbh
>>722609252
look at me my >girlfriend blew me in public once
>>722609340
Neh, not there, although on a train somewhere I guess yeah.
>>722610206
why the fuck are you bumping a dead thread?
>>722610678
maybe they want a new thread?
>>722610884
maybe they should make one then
>>722610678
Because I wasn't done masturbating. Dick
>>722611080
why would you jerk off to these? this is art, not porn you sicko
>>722611197
Because you touched yourself