Welcome to the Salty Spitoon how tough are ya /b/?

How tough am I?

>>722585959
I eat eggs raw, before they come out the chicken

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>>722586622

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>>722586622

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Tough enough to not get dubs.

Ordered water, filled with soda

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>>722585959
How tough am I

Just check 'em to find out.

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i eat a salad. without romaine

>>722585959
I walk the child i bought in the deep web right in front of the police station...Using a dog belt

>>722585959
I went on loli threads...WITHOUT POSTING SPIDER MAN

>>722585959
i call minorities racial slurs... while driving away

>>722585959
I get TRIPS...

>>722585959
I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast...

...WITHOUT ANY MILK.

>>722585959
I walk down the stairs without holding onto the banisters.

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I shoot people for a living.

im so tough i raped ur mum
......nice to meet you son you've grown into a finer young man than i could ever hope to be

>>722585959
when i turn the lights off on my way to bed, i powerwalk instead of run

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>>722585959
Got a bottle of ketchup?

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>>722587508
this is my first day back in 2 years. .... i look at 3 posts before seeing a dubs reference..

war... war never changes.

shitposting