scrambled eggs or fried eggs?

fuck off egg nigger

>>722584706
go back to your shitty trap threads you autistic faggot, let me enjoy just one single egg thread

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>>722584533
I fry my scrambled eggs.
>Mix them well with a dash of seasoned salt
>while cooking them chop it up into small pieces
>when close to done, pour a bit of olive oil
>fry them till gold and crispy
>yfw you taste them

>>722584796
nobody enjoys eggs they just tolerate them

>>722584889
are you talking about eggs or niggers

Implying Im not going to make a cheesy bird mess with my eggs.

>>722585036
definitely eggs. they are round and gross no matter how you handle them

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>>722585141
>definitely eggs. they are round and gross no matter how you handle them
Exactly, perfect for hard boiling then shoving up your ass

Fried if im making them. Over easy if its a chef i trust. Also a metric shit ton of pepper.

Idiots. Scrambled eggs are the breakfast of the Gods, especially if there's ham mixed in with it. Some bacon on the side, toast, OJ...fuck yeah.

>>722584533
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>>722585379
you guys are all idiots nobody needs eggs they are gross un fertilized fetuses just let them be chickens

>>722585628
nigger detected

>>722584533
Scrambled if I'm eating it with other things like smoked salmon.
Fried with a runny yolk if I'm eating them on their own.
Soft boiled if I feel like dipping toast in 'em.
Poached with ham, english muffins and hollandaise if I'm feeling decadent.
Hard boiled if I'm eating them on white bread with shrimps and mayo.
Raw yolk if I'm eating a delicious smoked mackerel from Bornholm.
Fried inside some bread where I cut out the middle if I want it fast.
And deviled if I go to big family parties.

>>722584533
They're both fried, dumbass. I think you meant scrambled or over easy.

>>722585628
They are not fetuses if they are unfertilized you berk. They're just delicious chicken periods.
If they were fertilized, you'd be eating balut.

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>>722585628
It aint breakfast without delicious chicken periods. u weak ass vegan go drink a green smoothie

>>722584533
Scrambled are easier to eat, you just load your mouth with that big caliber protein and it's lit.

ill take my eggs sunny side up OR over easy .. love dipping bacon in the yoke or hash browns in the yoke its really yummy to my tummy bitch!

>>722586189
they're like unrealized fetuses. their fetus potential is untapped. if we just left the chickens alone they would be just fine. fetus-wise.

>>722585141
Bullshit.
Curry devilled eggs. Hard boil them, slice in half and mash up the yolks with some mayo, mustard, cayenne pepper and curry powder then mush the mix back into the white halves.

>>722586234
I like drinking my green smoothies beside a plate of eggs, bacon, blood pudding, hash browns and baked beans.
>>722586903
No, they'd be laid and go bad because they were unfertilized. Also the hen would risk going broody because of them.

Scrambled eggs: the retard''s breakfast.

>>722587010
lol nope imma good christian not eating any devil eggs

>>722585868
Goddamn i want to have breakfast with you every goddamn day for the rest of my shitty life

>>722584533

fried egg, sausage, bacon, fried cheese

stack it all together and live the low carb life

>>722585931
Even if the OP pic is scrambled and sunny-side-up? And don't give some shit about how the second egg still needs to be flipped - it's fully cooked, so to flip it would make it over hard.

Sunny side up, runny yoke. I carefully eat the white without bursting the yoke, then eat the yoke whole, usually on a bit of toast, without losing a drop.

Hard boiled, preferably after some guy carries me into his apartment and serves them in a bowl when I wake up.

>>722587082
Crunchy shell bits included.

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>>722587074
>blood pudding

but i totally see eye to eye with beans for breakfast. you ought to try out biscuits and gravy.

>>722587251
That would be nice, I would just need to get a better income if these were going to be daily morning meals.
I'd love to be able to afford making stuff like this on a regular basis.

>>722584533
neither

eggs are gross who the fuck wants to eat unfertilized chicken goo/juice/whatever

>>722584533
Scrambles. I like finding new shit to mix in with them. The possibilities are limitless.

>>722587628
I'm Danish actually, but I got the taste for blood pudding while I lived in England.
Biscuits and gravy is amazing. I had a eggs benedict/bicuits and gravy hybrid every morning while living in a reservation hotel in Arizona years ago on a vacation.

>>722587774
my man. join the fight against runny eggs. or firm eggs. whatever, fuck eggs.

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pickled

>>722588358
Hard yolks are only okay in a few dishes. Most egg dishes get ruined if the yolks aren't runny.

If im in the mood for something with cheese for bfast its scrambled. If not, fried.

>>722588454
>pickled
neighborhood drunk detected

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i dont have them any other way

>>722584533 2/15/17

Dear O.P. ,

I enjoy scrambled eggs.

Yours truly,
Anon.

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>>722588358
this picture makes me gag

FUCK EGGS

>>722589259
Stream the gagging or gtfo.

>>722587584
holy kek I remember this thread

>>722584822
I must now go and try this.
>>722585868
Also /thread. Well played sir. I would dine with you.

>>722589259
More for me then. Lets agree, I eat them and you leave them alone.

I am currently eating scrambled eggs with ham on toast. AMA reddit

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>>722589259
>this
eggs are stirred-up abortion material. nightmare inducing.

>>722589563
What kind of toast?

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>>722589306
i actually would if i hadnt left my laptop in my dorm
>>722589475
fuck you you're gross

FUCKING GROSS FUCK EGGS EGGS ARE FUCKING SHIT

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>>722589671
IT'S LITERALLY ABORTION SAUCE

>>722589683
just regular old white bread toasted

>>722588838
Jackie 4chan? Is that you, hiroshima-moot?

this thread is better than YLYL

>>722589439
One of my dreams is making a buffet of all the different egg dishes and just chowing down with a bunch of my egg enthusiast friends.

>>722590163
first official /b/ egg enthusiast meetup?

>>722590163
I say if you ever get the funds and opportunity to do so, with egg liking friends, do it and do it hard. That truly sounds magical and I'm not being sarcastic. Don't let your dreams be dreams anon.

If you can make them really well, they both deserve the gold medal. I love eggs, I...I'd fuck an egg.

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>glorious year of our lord 2017 Anno Domini
>not eating glorious god-tier balut
Only plebs are to be found in this thread

>>722590377
That would be awesome, but I gather it would be a bit hard to arrange. I live in Denmark, so I'd probably have to travel far to participate.

>>722584796
I'll take fried in a sandwich but otherwise scrambled is pretty tasty in the morning

>>722590552
Once I've gotten through my education and have started my career so I can afford it, I'm definitely gonna do it anon.

>>722590064
Isnt any thread?

>>722590937
You beat me to it, I was about to say it wouldn't take much.

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This thread reminds me of this shit lel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ43Zws-Dso

>>722590163
>>722590377
>>722590552
its faggots like you ruining america smh

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who wants eggs?

>>722591133
>Implying I'm an amerifat

>>722591133
So when you go to a brony convention thats not ruining america? Also, check'd

>>722591133
How am I ruining America all the way from Denmark?
I just like eggs.

>>722591256
>implying your faggotry can't ruin america from afar.

'cause it is.

>>722589259
That's not cooked

>>722584533
Nothing can compare to a perfectly cooked and seasoned fried egg, with the edges just a little brown and crispy, but the yolk running so you can dip your toast into it. The smell and taste of them is one of my strongest memories of being at my grandparent's farm when I was a kid.

>>722591349
You guys are doing a great job ruining your country without my help though

>>722590888
>education
>egg-liking friends
choose one fargot

ok this is how egg

heat pan do 75% crack inside, frying egg waiting egg, brown on bottom. pan turn 0% and turn. top egg cook on bottom until sandwich.

>>722591387
Looks good to me, gotta be fluffy and slightly moist to be good.

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>>722591387

>>722591504
Are you claiming that I can't like eggs and get an education at the same time?
When was that rule instated?

>>722591654
That's eggsactly what he's saying.

>>722591654
>implying this has not always been the case.
everyone knows only lowbrow uneducated types eat eggs. college degree = knowing breakfast is useless. and eggs are gross.

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>>722591845
>>722591861
wtf I hate eggs now

>>722584533
Moar like this
http://rudehentai.com

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what i want to know is where OP lands on all this. was this just a fire and forget it post? like, "oh imma post about eggs then ghost this bitch".

here we all are arguing good-naturedly about eggs and op nowhere to be seen.

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>>722591845
Get out. Actually. Stay. But no more bad puns....maybe one more.

>>722584533

I'd say, pound for pound, probably fried eggs.

I like da moe do

>>722592032
been eating scrambled eggs while lurking

>>722591861
>My personal opinions and preferences are now objective fact.
Sounds like your brain lacks protein and fat, I recommend eating eggs to rectify it.

>>722591861
How can you prove this claim? Seriously. Use the scientific method. Test hundreds of people and tell me which ones do and do not eat eggs? Smart or lowbrow? I guarantee you'll end up wrong and embarrassed, all alone with the other egg hating faggots.

>>722592273
>eggs and rectums.
you should def hook up with this guy>>722585262

>>722584533

scrambled

i add 1 tbsp kerrygold butter, a splash of milk, and my own semen

>>722592388
sounds like something an egg-sucking lowbrow fag would say.
let me know how that technical "college" worked out bro.

>>722592444
But that's eating the egg from the wrong end. You taste their eggy goodness in that end. Waste of an egg really.

>>722592534
Kinky.

>>722592574
you don't taste*

>>722592549
>no real argument so ill restate myself till he rages REEEEEEEEE

Get lost bitch. Some of us are trying to enjoy eggs.
>Inb4 restating rebuttal from 5 year old manchild

>>722592534
>eating fertilized egg
Cuck

>>722592848
see
>>722584889

I will never shame a man for eating meat but I will shame a man for eating plain eggs

I wonder where EggBoy went. His egg based threads were some of the most pleasant I have ever attended.

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>>722584533
Fucking fried

>>722584533
>>722592142
Scrambled eggs aren't fried? Is this an American thing? Only over easy, sunny side up and over hard are considered "fried"? The fuck, man.

>>722584706
This, you retarded fucks

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>>722593060
>based threads
on eggs no less

Omelet > fried eggs > scrambled eggs

Although the ultimate breakfast egg dish is Eggs Benedict.

>>722584533
fried, over easy.

>>722593217
They were pure egg enthusiasm though, only mildly interrupted by Ovumphobes.