Hey boys! How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass

A wrestler would tackle you and ground and pound you and it would be beatiful

3rd place state champ wrestler i doubt it

you'd get fucked by any kind of grappler, lets be honest

did you just assume my gender

No matter how hard you kick you will always move more than I will.

Newton's laws.

>>722569766

>5 years to get my belt

ahahahaha, either complete bait or just sad... either way you're a sad person :^) that made me laugh

A bullet would beat you, there is no rules in a street fight

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Not if i have a gun anon

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You look about 90 lbs
They would just have to put you in a chokehold or kick your legs from under you
>"But muh nutshots"
Most guys will not stop fiting if you nut them, it will only spike there testosterone and piss them the fuck off

[spoiler]come on now[/spoiler]

If you were truly a blackbelt, you would realize that body strength is not negligible.

It doesnt feel like anything. You have a skill i dont. Big whoop

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>>722569766
Anon in a street fight

What if im a third degree black belt in karate

Once you kick my ass do you promise to face sit on me?

Lol would porbs just cunt-punt you

>>722569766
>Hey boys!
>How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
>I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
>It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
>Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
You are severely limited by your body type

at least she isn't ugly

>>722569766
2nd dan black belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu. Come at me you skinny bitch.

>>722569766

I would beat you senseless with just my cock. Nothing else.

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>>722569766
yea right

Sorry OP, can't speak for everyone here, but some of us actually do shit with our lives and don't spend all day in our homes. I'm trained with 5 years of Tae Kwon Do as a 11th degree Black Belt, Jiu Jitsu as a 4th degree with 3 years, boxing for 1 year now, and have Krav Maga for 3 years as a Black Belt USMC. I'd easily stop you, kick your knee out from the back, slap the top of your head downwards and shout my favorite words with this move set, my favorite one of course, "Bow down, Bitch. On your knees for your Master."

Also, fuck phones for typing on here.

what age is op?

Military special forces here, years of training...I would love to see you try

>>722569766
you cant stop hollow points with a gucci belt

Karate is pretty fucking useless in an all-out street Fight. Your muscle-memory would help you immensely, but if you fight against someone who weighs 200 pounds and is ready to fight dirty, there's not much you can do.

>>722569766
And an iq of 176 too. This b8 is stale m8

My cock is hard as a rock. You ever been hit with a rock?

>>722569766
>implying that I couldn't tackle you to the ground with ease, even if i'm a skeleton

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This anti-fascist cuck kills nazis for a living.

>>722569766
this is bait. anyone who falls for this is straight up stupid.

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>>722569766

I find this post amazing, not only do you claim to be a street fighter, YOU LOOK LIKE ONE!

Specifically, Makoto from Street a Fighter 3. Also known as MY FAVORITE GAME OF ALL TIME

This post gets WinRAR

>>722569766

Post nudes

>>722569766
Cool story bro

>>722569766
Only if you put your penis in my butt after you finished.

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>>722576136

pretty edgy.

>>722569766
I'd let you beat me up ; )

>>722569766
>How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!

I'm not sure if I can afford you. What's your hourly rate?

Do you have synesthesia and a high IQ as well you special snowflake?

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I'd fucking slap your face with my rock-solid huge magnum dong.
you would end like a fucking vegetal and then I'd fuck your fucking ass
seriously, you are cute as fuck, even if you are a trap, I'd fuck you senseless.