Fresh yam. What do with yam?

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Give it to a homeless.

Burn yam.

yeehaw

>>722564311
dubs of truth

burn that shit

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Give it to the memeless

take the yam an

>>722564433
Double dubs of double truth.
BURN

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>>722564433
almost quads confirms

>>722564433
k
burn how? stove? toaster oven? i can try to find some matches or a lighter somewhere (Not sure if i have an operational one with me)

>>722564237
Cream gravy and scrambled eggs.

Give it to yamless

>>722564237
Up the pooper

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>>722564586
however you can, but the yam must be burned.

also, take pics

Burn.

>>722564919
He's working on it.

Join the discord for up to minute details.

https://discord.gg/nkZUx

>>722564237
boil, mash with butter and garlic. Really nice side.

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Bumping whilst OP burns his dinner

>>722565116
No, burn.

>>722564237
yam it in your ass

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>>722565158

>>722565252
o my fucking god.

>>722564237
1: boil until soft, mash
2: Mix with sugar, cinnamon, butter, a little milk to taste
3: beat with whisk or electric blender until creamy.
4: Serve in dessert dish with vanilla wafers. Good shit!

>>722564237

Beat it with a hammer then throw it at the cat.

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>>722564589
>>722564596
>>722564648
>>722565116
>>722565230
>>722565324
>>722565374

You all failed the reading test

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PICTURE OF STPID FUCKING MATCHES THAT ARE 20 YEARS OLD FROM WEDDING

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I WILL FUCKING DELIVER YAM UPDATE STATUS

YAM

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>>722565843
So fuckin hyped

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HERE WE GO

>>722566174
WE GOT FIRE BOYS.

>>722566174
Don't burn yourself dude, fire's crazy fuckin dangerous

>>722566174
that tiny ass flame aint gonna burn shit. Where's the gasoline? Hair spray? Nail polish remover?

OP is currently drenching yam in oil.

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>>722566174
You better put lighter fluid on it, OP.

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>>722566448
fuckin slut yams

>>722566448
oil doesn't just catch on fire
you need to burn the house down to burn th yam

YAM, YAM, YAM.

>>722564237
Jam the yam up your bam

bumpers

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>>722566810

did op die?

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>>722567322

>>722567464
no.... but after everything..... i cant... burn the yam
the only source of fire is not working. I guess ill just have to do the friendly jim method

I want to see a yam crushed.

>>722567686
Put Olive oil or Vodka on it. It will burn with that on it

>>722567686
yam in pooper

vodka doesn't light on fire

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>>722567686
INTO THE MICROWAVE FOR ONE HOUR ON HIGH

OP IS COMING.

lands can I be bothered to stick a dragon dildo up my bum tonight

>>722568271
Stick a yam up there instead.

>>722568190
...thats like... exactly how you cook a potato in the microwave.

>>722567959
I think does if you do it right

>>722567959
It does if you do it right

>>722568406
yeah maybe if you distil the fucking shit

>>722568332
Don't have any yams :(

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Even though yam takes a dip in olive oil.....

>>722568500
Go outside right now and go get a yam

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>>722568527
Sam the Yam is still alive and happy! Op will let him go-

Yam in clam

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NO

>>722568586
i dont care
burn that asshole completely

>>722568579
it's 2 in the morning and there are no 24 hour shops near me. lazy fucks all close at 10 or 11

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OP DID NOT GET TO BURN SHIT

>>722568638
Y?

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SO OP WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT

>>722568480
If you have a gas stove heat it in a pot and after about a minute when it's hot tip the pot until the liquid just barely drips into the flame and it should light all of the vodka in the pot

>>722568732
Stahp

>>722568732
sick bastard

>>722568732
RIP Sam, ashes to ashes age will not weary him nor the years condemn

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I CANT FUCKING BURN SHIT BECAUSE THE ONLY GODDAMM LIGHTER IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE IS BROKEN. SO GET FUCKED

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>>722568836
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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>>722568836
AARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

>>722569111
Yam sandwich.

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HEUHEUEHUEHUEHEUHEUHEUH

>>722569111
Jesus Christ.

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FUCK OFF ASIAN TOAST

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AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

???

>>722569981
I think after OP couldn't burn the yam, he just gave up.

>>722564237
>no timestamp
YAM IN POOPER. NOW.

>>722570419
It's too late. Op, in his anger, destroyed the yam.

>>722570584
Yam cannot be created or destroyed. It can still be scooped up and inserted in pooper.