What kind of girlfriend do you want

1 that doesn't breathe

one that exists
i prefer crazy chicks for some reason though

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>>722557670
A loyal one.

One that buys me a Switch

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>>722557670
one with a feminine benis

>>722558104
this is fuckin with me

>>722557670
One that's good with banter

A non slutty somewhat honest one. I could care less if she has a dead boring personality, so long as she has a sense of honesty, isn't going to cheat, is half competent, and is goal oriented.

>>722558080
fag

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>>722557670

A clingy stalker level flat chested cutie

to use weaboo terms, a yandere loli

A Japanese one

>>722557670
>What kind
>implying I have the liberty of picking
At this point my qualifications are basically just decently cute and not a total bitch

One that's like my current gf.

Not fully a crazy, but has a hint of it.

Can be a bitch in social settings, but is incredibly sweet when we're alone.

Hot as fuck, but thinks she's not good enough, even for me.

Emotionally broken, so I know she'll never see my flaws as mine, rather hers, and she'll never leave me.

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>>722557670
a submissive one.

>>722558583
Last two are kinda fucked, but whatever.

>>722558595
Have two of those. Shit's work, yo.

>>722558323
No, you fag

>>722558767
nigger

>>722558583
Manipulative cunt. Find someone who would love you under any circumstances, why don't ya?

>>722557670
A dismembered one.

>>722558845
no u

>>722557755

my brother from another mother
and father

>>722559147
Oh really? Wait until my dad kicks your dad's ass, you homo !

>>722558576
Fixed it for you.

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>>722559454
Fug

This kind :^)
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5890dd7520b9d

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>>722557670
I already have one

My gf used to be my ex for cheating on me, but now she does everything I tell her to do. And the day she protests or slips up I'll break up with her again, and she knows this.

>>722559708

Being this much of a cuck that you honestly believe she is afraid of losing you

>>722559499
it was prettier upside down

She bears alot of guilt for her mistakes, and at the same time she's wholly dependent on me. Fuck equality and "power balance" relationships

>>722559846
I don't have to pay her a dime. I don't give her gifts. I have no responsibilites yet she puts herself in discomfort at my whim. How am I a cuck?

>>722559708
>>722559984


>"She cheated on me"

>"Oh well I guess her taking another mans cock inside of her while being with me doesn't matter"

explain how you aren't?

>>722559984
Haha so much cuckness !

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The kind that dumped me two days ago

>>722559984
Are you that cucklord legends talk about?

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>>722557670

>>722559706
Not for long.

>>722559984
>>722560186
>>722560349
I defined it as cheating but fact is she dumped my sorry ass first. Then she came crawling back and now I essentially have a fucktoy that costs me nothing and worships my cock.

I don't even have to give her any emotional response for that matter.

>>722560480

Sure she did anon

Sure she did

She definitely didn't leave you for something better and when you cried like a little bitch she took pity and lets you think she loves you while getting double teamed by strangers

Not at all

>>722560480
Cuck.

>>722560604
>>722560639
I'm a cuck for letting a cheating ex slobber over my cock while /b/tards aquire wizard status. Kek

>>722560480
You're such a cuck that I might even be close to fucking your gf just by talking to you !

I want a bang maid

>>722560778

Do you know how many other cocks she slobbers over daily or does she lie and say it's only in the single digits

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>>722560871

>>722560778
Damn... you'll never be able to trust her again and you lost all confidence in yourself, that cucks... *Sucks sorry (autocorrect)

>>722557670
One that I love and that loves me.
One that I can Trust
One that helps me develop
One that I help develop
One that has an personality itself but forms with me an really good Team
One that isnt always my opinion but respect my opinion

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>>722561012

>>722561213
Kek
>>722561152
Fag
>>722561012
Cuck

>>722561446
Oh you take that back! That really hurt my feels!

>>722561491


>>722561213 #
Kek
>>722561152 #

>>722561012 #
Cuck

>>722558104
nigga looks like shes about to steal your thoughts and eat your brain lmao