Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>722541064
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/7/first-wf-waifu-claiming-thread
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Gas dogfuckers
Claim :o
>>722550377
but i don't want to avatarfag -_-
Great thread so far no emoticons in sight.
best girl claimed
>>722550176
Join the club! I'm used to mine now and it doesn't really bother me.
>>722549687
I guess so?
>>722550649
>>722550738
:)
>>722550643 louise
I won't because i like you and you asked nicely. But you are wrong about nude always being lewd
>Claim
>>722550738
-_-
Spoke too soon.
>>722550693
Just why?
I ate too much, and now I hate myself
>>722550722
nice hair
>>722550827
Iktf all too much right now
>>722550806
>>722550800
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>>722550827
how much did you eat? :o
>>722550800
Thank you!!
If you'd like to argue the point, feel free to post nudes that are not lewd of someone else
>>722550827
ticc ?
>>722550693
>avatarfag
>13. Do not use avatars or attach signatures to your posts.
Your absurd autism has you saying the same things so often if could easily be construed as a signature. You're breaking the same rule as everyone else.
>>722550924
>>722551042
Hmmmm..I see your point, but I still don't want to see Louise nude.
>>722551039
saying the same things isn't a signature
nice eyepatch though :o
>>722551127
Then as i said before i wont ^-^
>>722551127
Can i see you nude instead?
>>722550827
SHOW BELLY PLZ
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7IEt5BrTXA
>>722550765
>best girl
Blatant lie. Saya is.
>>722550773
I either sleep 4 times a day or 3h when I try to fix it. Hard to get used to it.
>>722551157
Not in a literal sense. In a practical sense though, it is.
The spirit of the rule is you're not allowed to be detectable as an individual. You very much are.
Heading to class now, bye everyone!
>>722551211
Thank you! again!
>>722551297
Please, I won't even post face pics.
>>722551372
I prefer my girls non-murdery, to be honest
Saya No Uta was really good though
>>722551039
this
but then again shitposters are dumb as hell
>>722551366
That's weird...
>>722551495
I dont want a face pic
>>722551385
even if it is it doesn't matter to me
it's not that i don't want to break the rule, it's just that i don't want to avatarfag
>>722551366
>>722551529
you are weird
>>722551746
not you
Best
>>722551917
Not me?
>>722551495
What about a faceless clothed pic?
>>722552071
Show belly tbh
anyone else playing yugioh?
Time for some vidya, see ya thread!
And here is husbando
>>722552409
What vidya?
>>722552542
Clearly about my waifu and husbando
claimed
also my first post here is about who my waifu is, fucking end me
Best husbandou desu.
JoJo Claimed.
>>722552872
Welcome back, did you enjoy your food?
Claim
>>722552337
I recently started playing Duel Links. It's not bad but the three card field limit makes it so luck based.
>>722551980
Wow graet waifu choice.
>>722552337
That's still around?
>>722553205
yes thank you
>>722553359
Post lewds
>>722554140
No.
>>722554140
Seconded.
If dubs post lewds.
God Eater my Nig, Don touch
>fitting 4 chapters worth of formulas and information on 24 square inches of poster card
I hope I ace the test. And it's really 48 square inches, but who's counting.
>>722554298
Way to be off by one. Now we'll never get lewds
>>722554503
What a nerd.
>>722554556
lmao@urlife
>>722554556
Maybe if you weren't off trips by one we'd be even closer you jackass.
>>722554597
Thanks to the Big Fag Theory, Nerds are hot.
>>722554661
Now your off by 5 we're just getting worse.
>>722554556
>>722554661
And now apparently this is happening.
>>722554662
Don't get me started on that, I'll go full autism mode and end up creating my own shit sitcom.
>>722554997
Forgot pic
>>722554953
Look man, we need to pull our shit together or we'll never get lewds.
o::o:ooo o::oo:o: o::o::oo o:::oooo oo:ooooo o::o::o: o::oo:o:
>>722555110
Off by one again.
Kek hates us...
>>722553451
>>722552337
I remember when I used to play Tetra Master. There should be an actual pc version unless they deleted it.
>>722554997
>>722555043
We need more women in STEM.
>>722555110
LOL@YOURLIFE
>>722555185
This is the one. I can feel it.
>tfw i will never be as popular as shielder
ui claimed
>>722555446
Off by 2
Jeezus hates us too
memetic fluids
>>722555195
I feel like I've heard of that but I don't recall.
>>722555214
We need more women that don't have dicks around here.
>>722555535
you want to be a slut too ?
>>722555565
Fucking hell that is depressing
>>722555683
I mean, if you're into that.
カラミチーマス
>>722555788
If you join this thread, you will eventually either become a trap or be into them.
>>722555565
...y'know what? Here's a pity lewd. You only get one though.
>>722555925
Hmm. I wonder how Trailer Trash Guy is doing.
He was here for a while, I wonder how many cocks he has taken.
>>722556007
That doesn't count as a lewd! I demand a refund.
>>722555683
>more women
3d girls have cooties.
>>722555683
It was an old card game incorpored into Final Fantasy 9, then it became popular and they made an online version of it and actual cards too. In 2010 they shutted down all the servers and closed the game.
>Pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5NONpj1XN8
>Theme related
>>722555788
>M-Maybe..
~Uzume
>>722556058
wife was with the bull so he just had free time from getting told what to wear
Hello
>>722556066
Fine.
>>722555925
Is it the gays that make the thread, or the thread that makes people gay?
The world may never know.
>>722556058
At least 3. That's like the required minimum.
>>722556113
Fuck Final Fantashite. I'd rather play some Yu-Gi-Oh!
>>722556220
Okay now I'm happy. I love you!
>>722556007
Thank you this eases the pain but now its personal i wanna earn those lewds with digits
>>722556235
I think it starts with one and leads to the other.
Also I know it's you!
>>722556292
That's it though.
>>722556383
>>722556066
Technically I did but if we can earn another it'd make my day.
>>722556257
Yu-Gi-Ho! is too slow paced, I'd rather play Magic instead.
And I'll never regret growing up with FF.
>>722556498
I'll dump it this time.
>>722556498
Off by 1 again m8...
>>722556600
Psht, Yu-Gi-Oh is amazing.
Oh, are we all whoring out lewds this thread?
>>722556656
Ok this has to be a record for off by 1s thats a win some how right?
>>722556799
It is now
>>722556656
Could you not get so close to quads? We need the real deal for a better lewd!
Also >>722556600 and >>722556453 should totally have a lewd-off.
>>722556725
Whatever you say Ma'am, still I already sold all my cards a few years ago~
Hey it was my job to whore myself out :<
>>722556413
Hooot, hooot~
>>722556939
Well these are beautiful
>>722556939
I'd totally buy you a deck.
There's a free Yu-Gi-Oh online game you could play c:<
That's true. I never said I was complaining!
friendly reminder you are not your avatar
>>722557159
That's enough of your lies. I'm a qt 2d gril and these are all pictures of me.
>>722557159
Stop lying
>>722557080
I don't feel like I deserve them.
I want other lewds!
>>722556453
More please
Hey :)
>>722556852
I'd reach the outmost lewd far too early. It's no match.
>>722557080
I mean, the outfit is already "lewd" by itself.
>>722557157
I wouldn't mind playing it again, though really, after a while I preferred Magic a lot because it's much, much more fast paced than Yu-Gi-Ho!
I had a fuckton of lewds with Noire.
>>722557319
Accept it as a gift then~
>>722556799
This one: >>722556498 doesn't count since it has to be the last three digits but uh... yeah this has probably got to be the most off by 1s I've seen in any thread, as far as I can remember.
>>722557159
What do you think this is? An avatarfagthread?
>>722557319
What did I just say?
>>722557404
>lewd by default
Is that a reason you took her as a waifu
>>722557404
See, now you have to prove it. You need to go super lewd.
>>722557486
But I asked nicely.
>>722556113
I never bothered understanding what exactly did the letters and numbers mean but it was a fun mini-game.
>>722556956
Woodsy!
>>722557399
Hi!
>>722557404
I do love Noire lewds I won't lie.
>>722557486
In this guy's defence. That one lewd was pretty good.
>>722557529
Of course not. Plus it exposes only her belly, I actually like the outfit a lot but not because it's """lewd""".
>>722557598
Make a deal that's worth to accept if you want, no free lewds if you ask them.
>>722557648
They're simply stats. It's actually easy to understand.
>>722557732
I think I already gave you the whole lewd folder~
>>722556600
I wouldn't call YGO slow paced when there's FTK decks and dirty ramps like that. It's just unnecessarily unbalanced.
>>722557883
I'll reveal my secret identity for a full lewd posted in thread.
>>722557598
>>722557732
That was a pity lewd for almost getting quints...
Alright one more.
>>722557719
Silly Ruru. That's not Woodsy!
>>722557883
Indeed I do.
>>722557897
This.
Yu Gi Oh is all about what deck you've built and the luck of the draw.
>>722558056
8/10. Will be asking for lewds myself next time.
>
>>722557883
I said a reason not the reason
>>722558056
Rerolling cor justice
>>722558301
Kek has punished my misspelling
>>722558279
Oh..
I was hoping to see Woodsy sometime..
>>722558455
Do you want to bulli him too?
>>722557486
I totally forgot about duns when I posted this. Sorry to confuse anyone.
>>722557897
With slow paced I meant that most people takes a shit ton of time to make a move...
While when I used to play magic most were really fluid with the game.
>>722557984
Mmh...I'm still not sure.
>>722558279
I think I have only a couple of lewds of you...
Well..Depends which one of you~ :^)
>>722558301
My bad then. In any case the answer is still no~
>>722558056
You've made my night. You're a good guy.
>>722558562
Trust me it'll blow your fucking mind.
If this post ends in repeating digits this thread becomes lewd until image cap.
>>722558562
Psht, I don't give out lewds easily my friend!
>>722558726
I must say, I'm a little disappointed.
>>722558726
I believe
>>722557883
Just googled an explanation, my whole life I thought it was a single stat but apparently there's 4, interesting.
How was tetra master online? By the nature of the game I assume having sheer better cards will mean a lot and deck building is barely a thing, you just put the strongest you have.
It's still a very strategic game and I feel bad for never having played it online.
>>722558279
It's all about drawing those 2 cards from the pot of greed which allows you to draw 2 cards and trusting their heart.
>>722558562
O. I see. Last few times I played magic I took a lot of time with my turns but I was playing decks I didn't know against decks that I also didn't know, figuring out when to save counters or not is hard when you have no clue what the winning conditions from both decks are.
But yea, I feel like MtG is the superior card game. Gameplay is smooth and there's a lot of space for creativity on deck building.
>>722558726
I'll totally retry this for you man.
>>722558726
One ore reroll after this and i give up and commit sudoku
>>722558991
So close to trips
Last reroll...
>>722558940
I believe in the heart of the cards and this jar of greed is gonna help me to draw one more card after I just drew this card!
>>722557719
Hoot~
>>722559042
Come on, don't fail me here
>>722559042
Well fuck
>captcha
Close calle
>>722558516
>Doesn't even accept my friend request on Steam
Do you also bully Shiki like this?
Don't bother checking, I'd rather keep a little bit of dignity.
>>722558726
Hey! I remember something like that happening in the past!
It was early March and I had no idea about what was going on!
>>722559241
>Friend request on Steam
Nani?
>>722559241
Ruri add me on discord
>>722559241
>(X) to doubt
>>722559207
Shit, I meant to link
>>722558879
Download the bigger version, you queer.
>>722558707
I'll think about it, if do, will post soon enough~
Have this for now.
>
>>722558879
Oh well, I'm glad I took care of them then <3
>>722558940
It's simple, because of couse with the matchmaking you'll go against someone with almost the same level of your cards. And the more you go on the stronger cards you'll get~
I played it when I was 10, so around 9 years ago.
I'm giving this a try. If repeating digits, every picture posted from after this must be lewd!
>>722559513
Do you have a discord?
>>722559561
If digits ill post my own nudes and every post must be lewd
>>722559631
If digits I will also post lewd and everyone must post lewds of their waifu
>>722559507
I don't need your pity!! Maybe I like small pictures!
Here
>>722559734
>>>722559631
I will post my flaccid wiener for all to laugh at nad all posts must be lewd
>>722559570
Of course.
>At this point it doesn't really matter
>>722559631
>>722559734
You guys are so unlucky today.
Have a cute one.
>>722559877
Fuck me of course thats the get
>>722559894
>>722559894
Well whut is it so we can be friends
>>722559359
>>722559359
Of course it's gone, you silly.
I cancelled it since you weren't responding!
>Now shoo~
>>722559294
But I have no idea who you are, anon.
>And I barely use Discord.
>>722559207
Woodsy is super cute!
>Download the bigger version, you queer.
Watch your mouth! He is your beloved friend, after all.
>>722559877
Oh well, Lucky seven has spoken.
>What's left of dignity flushes down the toilet
>>722560045
>>722559877
Guess I can't argue.
Get that bad boy up here.
>>722560045
What about telegram?
>>722560060
Belly.
>>722560129
Butt.
>>722560045
>friend
Oh yeah.. we're uh.. buddies..
>>722560009
Cutie~
>>722560035
It's Uzume#6741
>>722560182
That's still alive.
>>722560298
>Butt
>>722559877
Ok so i dont actually have a flaccid one...
>>722559877
Alright then
>>722560383
Cute requires cute in reply!
SHIELDER YOU FUCKING LIAR! THE SALT WATER MADE IT WORSE
>>722560633
Finally we're getting somewhere
>>722560383
I just got telegram tbh
>>722560714
Telegram is for losers
>>722560772
Its the same as any other messenger app
>>722560671
Breaks your heart and fucks your throat. Pretty sure she owns you now.
>>722560772
Can I have your Telegram then?
>>722559855
You just saved my coffee from getting cold, thanks.
>>722560906
Oooh burn
>>722560822
>missing the joke completely
>
>>722560906
I'll pm you on new sekkrit chat xddd
>>722560949
Would have been a sad day
>>722560995
There was a joke there?
>>722561097
I have TG
>>722560671
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....was that a sore throat home remedy you tried?
>>722561127
I dont wanna be your friend
>>722561171
No one should want to be
>>722561208
Post it faggot.
>>722561208
It was reverse psychology you sociopath
>>722560714
Then send it if you want~
>>722561259
Why would I give it to a bully :(
>Ask Shiki for it~
>>722561292
If I don't like me, why would I expect anyone else to?
>>722561359
>Ask Shiki for it~
You could just have said 'no'.
>>722561359
Why do you not like you?
>>722561358
Mm5671
>>722561593
Do you bully Shiki too? :(
I just don't want to post it here
>>722561139
No, it was for a fucked tooth
>>722561646
Why would I?
>>722561358
I like twintails and what is this?
>>722561359
can I bully your butt~?
>>722561842
Nope
>>722561821
Because i love you
>>722561911
You make poor decisions, friend-o
>>722561830
HDD transformation of Uzume~
kill me kikelice
>>722561741
>fucked tooth
Oh damn that sucks. A legit way to reduce some of the pain around the hurting tooth is to chew a whole clove for a bit and then tuck it near where you're feeling pain. Don't mash it up too much though, just move it around a bit every now and then and it'll soothe part of the gum for about 20 mins or so. If the pain is because of a deep infection though, it'll only do so much.
>>722562028
c:
>>722562113
This is me tbh
cut me kikelice
kike me kikelice
>>722562252
:( pleaseee
>>722561647
Shiki hates everything and everyone, except Karen.
>I just don't want to post it here
BAH.
>>722562045
I didn't realize she is from the same universe as Noire.
>>722562465
It's still a negative
>>722562553
Shiki loves my questions about KC, just ask him about them!
>let me try something
>>722562642
Well that failed miserably
Rabbit me kikelice
duke me kikelice
>>722562973
c:
>>722562740
www.rabbit.com/AliceB
>>722563059
Only Mai can do that
What rabbit am i looking for kikelice
>leave room to eat
>dad says hi to me
>>722563533
Go suck him off. Its the only way
>>722563533
How did you reply?
>>722563533
u fucking ?
How's everyone's evening going?
>>722563652
I don't remember exactly but it was something like
Hi
>H-Hi
How are you?
>G-Good
What have you been doing lately?
>mumbling
What?
>mom starts talking so I pretend I didn't hear him and escape to my room
>>722564155
cute
would snuggle with /10
>>722563876
Quiet, so pretty good.
Yourself?
>>722564859
Working on some homework, so it could be better. I so want to play For Honor but this is more of a priority
>or is it...?
>>722565223
>For Homework
Best of both worlds.
Playing after homework usually feels better, no overhanging feeling of guilt.
Thank god for red cross emergency toothache reliever
>Never trusting Shielder again
I return!
>>722551619
And it's the tamest pic, meaning if I don't give that, then why would I give something worse?
>>722552170
Nope.
>>722552337
ayyy, I love me some Yu Gi Oh!
>>722566586
Hi
>>722565765
DEUS VULT HOMEWORK
>>722563533
>>722566807
Hello!
How are you?
>>722567174
Playing for honor. How about you?
Rea are you around?
>>722567399
Sitting around and trying to figure out why my stomach has been perpetually upset for the past few weeks
>>722567760
Maybe its something you are eating a lot of?
>>722555214
What are you studying?
>>722567843
Only major change to my diet recently has been I cut out soda in favor of water
maybe the tap water here has something funny in it
>>722563533
do you not like your father very much?
>>722568198
I do not like anyone very much.
>>722568335
Do you like me?
>>722568335
what about yourself..?
>>722568144
You live in a big city it probably does
>>722568447
Hi
>>722566577
Got an early fix for your tooth?
>>722568422
I don't really know you.
>>722568447
I'm indifferent.
do you like me kikelice?
>>722568524
hai~
the figurine I want won't be available until May, should i wait for it or should I pre-order?
>>722566577
but that's made from clove oil, and i told you to try clove oil too, but that's not going to kill the bacteria...
>>722568822
are there things you like then?
>>722568524
well, thankfully, I have bottled
I'll switch to that
>>722569044
>I want
Just order the thing already
>>722569077
Good call. Who knows what nasty stuff is in there
>>722569250
its not letting me. what do?
>>722569272
owo what's this
i still don't know who your avatar is -_-
>>722569324
Just check on it daily I guess
>>722569324
What figurine?
>>722569386
>
Claiming for the night
>>722568789
Just a temp remedy
>>722569044
D-don't talk to me anymore! All you do is hurt me!
>>722569250
What are you up to?
>>722569413
i want it noooowwwwww
>>722569451
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-023025&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3DShielder%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
>>722569504
i don't like that anime so far...
>>722569645
u_u; fine, i'll leave you alone
>>722569645
What did they do?
>>722569894
fucking hanakofag
RIN > BACONTITS
>>722569684
Trying to get For Honor into fullscreen but nothing is fucking working. May have to google things.
>>722569833
You wont have it till May anyways
tomo
>>722569833
Well, even if you have to wait for it, at least you know it's coming. Saw a really nice Saya figure, but I don't even know if they'll ever start selling them.
http://imgur.com/hC4VVmR
>Saya