What do you think about knives?

I feel like a knife slits my ass when I fart

>>722545533
I find them quite effective for cutting things like cheese and bread, but for things like paper or string I would generally prefer scissors.

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>>722545655
Dubs of truth. I had way too much hot sauce on my quesadilla last nite.

They're cool lol

>>722545533
As a chef I think they are very useful

>>722545533
Most beautiful way to kill...

>>722545776
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>>722545533
I kinda dont

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Useful tool.

>>722545533
I don't give a fuck about knives.
I stole one from a shop I worked in once, a Gerber Paraframe.
Still have it, used it once or twice to cut up an apple.

>>722546405
So you're a thief?

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>>722545533
Dubs checked, Praise thee by Kek.

I'll stab you with fresh baked polygons m8

got a gerber moment I can't wait for someone to give me an excuse to put in their neck

>>722545533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWl8EbNN8NM

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>>722545959

>>722546141
Nigger you have a katana and a folding/flipping pocket katana? Fucking gay tbh

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They make excellent dildos

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>>722545533
Call that a knife? Now this is a knife!

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>>722546625
This is a kinife

>>722545533
Useful for preparing food