Hey Anon, I my tummy is upset, can I use your bathroom?

use me instead

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>>722535125
Oh, but I don't want to embarrass myself...Can I just use your toilet?

>>722534995
>>722535252
Keep your ogre toes out of my stall, you fat water buffalo.

>>722535252
Sure :)

>>722534995
only if you let me watch.

>>722535252
Only if you let me use you as a toilet first

>>722535370
Ogre toes? She's got beautiful feet
I'd love to suck them

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Wha...how did you get up here?
>i live on first floor with wooden stairs

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>>722535385
>>722535427
>>722535437
Here Goes...
*Gurgle plunk plunk splash*
I'm so sorry anon, I knew mexican was a bad idea
*poot*

>>722535792
Show more please :3

You would need a 2ft long penis to reach her vagina

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>>722535857
*Groan*
Refried beans just shoot right through me
*HRRRRRRRNG PLOP splash*

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>>722535918
*Poot*
ahhh
*plop splash*
oops, a bit more, I'm sorry anon, I'll be out of here soon.

....Wat.

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>>722536296
I feel so much better anon, would you mind wiping my little booty for me, I can't reach because I'm so sore from working out.

>>722536528
Yes please :3

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>>722534995
>>722535252

fuck you for making me see this while scrolling the front page

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Hah I love poop threads

>>722535651
The stairs are gone anon, they're just fucking gone, and there is an elephant shaped hole where your front door used to be, she ain't playin

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>>722534995
>>722535252
Theres something id like to use. This son of a bitch right here. Say ur prayers you behemoth ass troglodyte.