ITT: We work in an office again

Robertson, I'll need those quarterly reports on my desk before you leave

CUNT LICKER.

>>722534834
Haha, johns cubicle is the worst am I right?

Tim, did you email thoes spreadsheets to that crazy jewish lady?

*repeatedly clears throat loudly*

TONY! Someone just side swiped ur car, they drove off all fast it was fucked up

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God damn it, the printer isn't working again. Who stuck their cock in it this time?

Sooo, did anyone notice Achmed gained some weight around his waist since he left yesterday?

>>722537581
its from all that god damn haji food if i have to shit after him again ill fucking kill him

Who the fuck ate my lunch out of the fridge.

Have you seen my stapler?

>>722537536
It was probably one of the Tards we were forced to hire. I'll see if I can get ahold of IT

thank god it's friday

>>722537992
>>722538087

ask Achmed..

>>722534834

Did you guys notice Steve and Janet disappeared during the office party the other night? How drunk would you have to be to hook up with that?

WHO KEEPS SHITTING IN THE URINAL

>>722536992
Yeah hes always watching that tranny porn, I dont really want to go ask him to borrow anything

Hey guys I'm going to lunch with Cindy from hr, she definitely wants the D amirite fellas?

>>722539020
Dude.. Do you remember Johnny from lasts years christmas party? His name is Cindy now..

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Umm... guys, it's getting closer

>>722539020
>>722539222

Yeah, I hear that he hasn't had the last surgery yet though, so he might even give you the D!

Hey, does anyone have some letterhead i could use?

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>>722537536