Give me your best "would you rather" question

>>722518598
Would you rather
>have your anus cut then raped by AIDS infected niggers
Or
>roll around in a bath tub full of tramp seamen and tramp shit and used herion needles ?

>>722518598

Would you rather put your dick in the corpse of Carrie Fisher the day after she died until climax or put your dick in Lena Dunham for just 5 minutes, no climax required

>>722518598
Would you rather be Hillary's "stress relief" under her desk all day, or take 5 punches to the gut from Alex Jones?

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>>722518598
Would you rather
>fuck a goat (until you climax) and no one know about it

or

>not fuck a goat but everyone thinks you did

>>722518741
This one is great thanks

>>722518598
Would you rather a video of you masturbating (with your face visible) was released, or your ENTIRE search history was released to the public?

>>722518598
Would you rather fuck your mom or eat a bowl of shit?

would you rather fuck your dad, or get fucked by your dad?

>>722518598
Would you rather swallow cum
or
would you rather take it into asshole

would you rather:
>have one billion dollars in cash
or
>suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole

>>722519075
have you ever played that game? you dont ask would you rather twice

>>722518741
how many seamen are we talking?

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Would you rather choose to study something you hate because it'll get you a job

OR

study something you like, get a job in that field, and live more or less happy, even though you'd probably suffer financially?

>>722518904
Here's another
Would you rarther
>live for five years with all the cash and bitches you want but knowing you will be raped to death by niggers in a red room stream and your family forced to watch
Or
>live your life out the way it is now with no hope of improvement oh and no internets or porn

>>722518741
Second choice seems less harmful, anything is better than getting raped by a nuger

>>722519292
Something I like.

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by the hottest trap you've ever seen, but have it hurt due to an enormous cock,

OR

Fuck a hairy gay dude in the ass and have it feel pretty good?

>>722518956
Easily the video of masturbating w/ face. Everyone does it so I don't see the big deal relative to everything you've ever searched online

>>722519265
Enough to fill the wounds and cause infection
It will be blended with the tramp shit using a plaster mixer

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would you rather
>eat a booger sandwich
or
>take a shit in front of hundreds of people

>>722519398
But dem shitty cum needles snapping of in your skin
Fucking cringe

>>722518956
Obviously a video of yourself.

>>722519049
Bowl of shit.

>>722519075
Both

>>722519430
Why not both? Better try anything you can before you die.

Would you rather die or live all your life as a sex slave and having not a chance to scape.

>>722519378
Thanks a lot you have talent

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>>722519507
it? but you said seamen as if multiple seamen is it just one seaman? im confused

>>722518890
Obviously the first one, I get to keep my social life intact and also get my dick wet

It's a win-win situation

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>>722519430
I made the wrong decision then. fuck.

well, the second one obviously, the first one is worse because of 2 things:

It hurts and it really doesnt make any difference whether you got fucked by a HOT trap.

>at least she looked good

nah.

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>>722518741
B. Those are both fucking terrible and you'll probably still get something.
>>722518778
Lena Dunham.
>>722518796
I'll answer my own: Hillary's stress toy. Alex is a big guy, 4 me.
>>722518956
The video.
>>722518890
As is life for Freemason.
>>722519049
Fuck mom.
>>722519075
Who's cum is it?
>>722519187
Billion dollars, boi.
>>722519430
Trap
Here's another one:
Would you rather
A. Know when you're going to die
B. Know how you're going to die

would you rather suck the most beautiful dick or the stinkiest most morbidly obese 98 year old pussy?

>>722519745
A obviously

>>722518778
Depends, can I gag Lena so she doesn't blab her feminist horseshit the whole time? If so then her

Would you rather
>be a nigger in the 1900's in the Deep South
Or
>locked in a house with fritzel and ten more of the worlds most known rapists and be raped daily with a live feed to the web live "commentary "by your parents and the murican pickers at gun point
Big brother style

>>722518598
Eat your own shit
Or be raped by your dad
Full eye contact,kissing and cuddling

>>722519705
>keep my social life intact
first I thought you meant that you'd fuck a goat in order to keep seeming cool enough to your friends for them to keep wanting to hang with u

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Would you rather: Pee sand or shit razor blades ? Remember that peeing is happening like 4 or 5 times a day when shit is 2 times a day to 2 times a week

>>722519987
As is life in Pakistan.

>>722518741
Bath tub easy
>>722518796
5 punches... again easy as hell
>>722518890
The first one of course. You'd never get a job, hold a gf, your life would be ruined
>>722518956
Masturbating with face. Everyone jacks it
>>722519049
Bowl
>>722519064
Fuck my dad
>>722519075
Swallow cum
>>722519292
Something I like
>>722519378
Life how it is now
>>722519430
Fuck the gay dude. I don't do anal
>>722519573
Take a shit
>>722519834
Most beautiful dick obv. I'm bi anyway
>>722519970
Be a nigger
>>722519977
Eat own shit

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Would you rather be:
A a hot chick
B an unattractive weak man

Would you rather
>have all your skin surgicly removed "you won't die"and be sprinkled with rock salt once a week by Robbie rotten
Or
Have your toes and fingers cut off with a razor sharp cigar cutter in increments of 1millimeters per week until there just stumps then start with penus the same way until bleed out .

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>>722520380
would you rathers are about choosing between two bad options. I don't see how or why I'd rather choose being a weak man. Add someting to it, like

hot chick, but mentally retarded

unattractive weak man who'll never get a gf

>>722519075
Both.

Wud u ratha dine in Valhalla or go to gay ass heaven?

Would you rather
>be able to supply electricity through any power cord you stick up your ass
>but each kwh you use takes an hour off your life
Or
>be able to grow your dick at will
>but for any length you add you will lose 3x that in height

would you rather
>have nipples as long as your dick
or
>a dick as long as your nipple?

another
would you rather
> have a blue whale sized guinea pig
or
> a guinea pig sized blue whale

>>722518956
>Implying my porn shows up on my search history

>>722520765
Guinea pig sized blue whale obviously
That'd be cool as hell.

>>722520765
Having a guinea sized blue whale would be pretty cool

Would You Rather:

Eat out your grandmother for one full minute

OR

Wear only one and only one roller skate for the rest of your life?

>>722519430
>Implying my anus isn't stretchy enough to fit a 35 cm cock in it

You wake up standing, naked and unable to move. Your mom is also naked in front of you, her bum pressed against your front. Your naked dad is pressed against your back with his penis between your buttcheeks. everyone is stuck.

The only way to unstuck is to move either forward, penetrating your mother or moving backwards getting your anus penetrated by your dad.

Would you rather go forward or backward?

>>722520869
>>722520901

ride that thing into battle until it dies from its short lifespan

>>722518598
Would you rather be the sun or 9 quintillion electric eels?

>>722520765
Nippledicks. Didn't hesitate for a second.
And a tiny blue whale sounds adorable.

>>722521056
I'd much rather be 1 magma

>>722521004
Guinea pig sized blue whale mans a blue whae the size of a guinea pig, not the other way around.

>>722520951
Toughy

>>722521122
Is double dubs a thing? I feel like it should be a thing.

>>722521078
and it will live as long, or probably longer than you will so you'll have an adorable little pet 5ever
>>722521122
sorry I'm retarded

>>722518598

would you rather fuck your mother or your father

>>722521237
yes

>>722521200
come on anon..

>Would you rather have you dad walk in on you fucking a dog

Or

>Have your dog walk in on you fucking your dad

WYR fuck your dog and have your dad walk in, or fuck your dad and have your dog walk in?

>>722521200
Yes actually it is a thing the first dubs cancers out the second dubs leaving everything exactly the same
#themoreyouknow

>>722521200
Checked and cmon you aint this new

>>722521333
kek. this one's good.

>>722520951
fuck......

Would you rather be frequently raped by sandniggers,

OR

move out of Sweden?

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It was a good thread

>You are in a 100 question test.
>You got to get 100 correct answers overall
>The questions are multiple choice and tricky.
Each time you fail you have to choose between, getting fed only semen for a full day or losing 1 year of lifespan

>>722520001
Sand. My body is going to adapt. The blades gon' kilt me.

>>722518741
This suprisingly difficult to decide on. Ima go with needles and tramp fluids. Fuck nigs

>>722521056
Eels. WHO FUCKING' WIT' DAT' DOE'?!

>>722519187
Second one

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would you rather do meth for a year or have to suck dicks for a year

Would you rather
>Go back to when you were 10. You keep your adult brain. However your path in life will be unchanged. You'll end up back exactly as you are. You'll never look different. You'll never achieve more. However you get to experience those years again with a new appreciation.

Or

>Go back to when you were 10. You have no knowledge of the life you lived. You have your child mind back. But there is a 50/50 chance your life will change. Could be supremely better or far worse.

>>722523700
I like this one. Don't know which one I'd choose though. Probably the first one, just because if I were to choose the 2nd option, that'd be the end of the current me.

would you rather swallow a shot of your dads cum or a shot of your mums period

>>722522812
Cum for a day
>>722523334
Suck dicks for a year. Dick doesnt have withdrawal.
>>722523700
Go back to 10 with adult brain.

Would you rather
A. Be forced to take hormones and become a 10/10 trap and never lose your looks/get stds
But, you have to fuck all your friends you have now.
or
B. Being an average looking man with an average sized cock.

would you rather be a leper with purple cauliflower dick or a /b/tard

>>722518741
the second one is not that bad
herion needles do not exist

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would you rather be a midget with a huge dick or a giant with a small dick (like andre the giant size)

>>722524154
Leper

>>722524105
Fuck. B. No, A... B! B!!

>>722518598

Would you rather leave /b/ for ever, or continue being a known a faggot?

>>722524308
do I look retarded like andré ?

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>>722524734
Yes. But answer the question...

>>722524734

yes, you do, but whats does this has to do with the question?

>>722524817
>>722524734

Beat you nigga.

>>722524812
>>722524817
I'm taking the midget so I can stretch both of your assholes

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Youre either a hideous, fat girl with a genius IQ

Or you're borderline retarded but ripped, fit, genetic freak of nature 10/10 Chad

Would you rather eat a spoon full of your grampa's shit, or two spoon fulls of your own shit

>>722518598
Would you rather:
>have soap poured into your eyes for an hour while they're being kept open, every day
or
>a 10 minute session with a midget sticking as many needles as he can in your asscheeks

>>722518598
Would you rather
>give your father a blowjob
or
>give your grandfather a handjob

both have to reach climax

>>722525518
>Youre either a hideous, fat girl with a genius IQ

Fatness can be fought with muy high IQ, as along as i am not feminist

>>722525518
Who the fuck wouldn't be the chad lul

>>722525518
Easily the second one. Having genious IQ would only make it worse

>>722525872
still hideous tho

>>722518598
Would you rather at out Hilary Clinton's anus or suck Donald Trump's testicles?

No hands or no dick.
DEBATE
>no prosthetics

>>722525954

Hillary for sure has anus, she expels so much shit.... in the other hand i not sure that dolan has no testes, so...

>>722525954
hell i'd suck trumps balls and cock if i could

>>722525954
Like one suck or until climax?

>>722518598
would you rather
>be a sex slave to niggers in africa for 20 years

>get tortured to death for information you dont know by the most vicious group

>>722526128
Climax for both

>>722526220
>get tortured to death for information you dont know by the most vicious group

Sounds fine for me

>>722526220


what if i'm already in one of those "would you rather" questions?

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You are an incurable liberal social justice warrior

or

You are a small, starving african fly kid

>>722526069
no dick

>>722526293
lol wat ? are you stupid
>>722526343
then kys

>>722526128
>>722526254
You reckon either of them are still capable of that? What if you got stuck sucking balls/anus for the rest of your life?

There are two chairs, one has a cake on it and the other has a dick. Would you rather sit on the dick and eat the cake or sit on the cake and eat the dick?

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>>722526844
Sit on the dick. Also checked.

>>722527107
mankind is wonderful

>>722526736
top fucking kek

>>722526844
Literally sit on/eat the dick? Or penetrate anus/mouth?
Either way I guess I'd eat the cake.

Would you rather suck a queef from Clinton's cunt, and then forcibly pass it into your mother's mouth? Or suck a fart from Bernie Sanders and forcibly pass it to your pet dog's or cat's mouth?

>>722527477
Penetration I guess...or else it's too easy a choice.
Double points if the dick is black and huge.
I'd take Clinton just because Bernie's fart is the worst taste I could possibly imagine

Would you rather fuck a stranger with a dick or a fat family member's vagina?

In this hypothetical scenario you fags are straight k

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>>722527107

Would you rather:

A) Have a son who does great in life and loves you...but he is super gay

B) die alone and unloved

>>722528169

> does great in life
> is super gay

>>722518598
damn those are some sick roach clips

WYR

Have a gay son or a daughter that brings home a black guy?

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>>722519292
Or as is the case now days you pick the steady paying job you hate case and then graduate and still can't find a job because your schools turn out to many drones. So now you have a degree you hate, 70000 in debt and no job. Thanks Obama.

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GAY SON (not flaming) OR COALBURNER DAUGHTER

>>722528169
The gay son of course, you can always have more kids. Son can be the human torch for all I care

>Flame On!

>>722528920
Gay son again.

>>722528336
gay son, fuck niggers.

WYR: fuck your own mom or watch your mom being fucked by your most hated highschool teacher while you stand in the same room anf he watches you while he is plowing your mamas pussy

>>722519378
first

Have sex with Brittany White or Mia Khalifa.

>>722529134
Fuck my mom

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>>722528730
yeah man that's my future. due to hating it, my knowledge only lasts til I pass the exams.. after that nothing. Have considered offing myself a lot due to this shit. It really kills your spirit.

WYR

>free blowjobs for a year from the ugliest, nastiest person imaginable

Or

>you have to publicly lick the ass of your worst enemy for 10 minutes while they yell demeaning things about you.

>>722529134
Does the teacher have to watch me fuck my mother?

>>722529493
If you close your eyes or look away during the blowjobs, you will be kicked in the nuts

>>722520951
I can't answer this

>>722529493
I'll take the free blowjobs from Clintcunt

>>722529674
No, you fuck your mother in private

>>722529493
>>722529722
Are the blowjobs mandatory? How many is a years worth?

>>722529820
She's not the ugliest person imaginable, I don't care how much you hate her.

>>722529879
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder

>>722529820
>nastiest, ugliest person imaginable
>hillary Clinton

Fucking topkek
Extra points to you

>>722529863
I'll watch him fuck her then

>>722529876
Yes, mandatory. One a day. They last until you cum

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>>722518890
>ALLAHU AKBAR

>>722530047
Never said Hillary.. I meant sexy Bill.. But i'd take the Ms. too

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>>722518598
WYR
>suck off 10 white bois
>get assfucked by a 10 in nigger cock
>get gangbanged by 100 traps

http://www.strawpoll.me/12345376

>>722530582
bumb

>>722518598
Would you rather
Have to watch your parents fuck everytime they want to fuck
Or
Join in once to never have to watch again

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WYR: Armed with trident and net in the ancient colosseum, fight 1 million house cats? Or in a similar situation, fight 1 lion, but your arms and armour are made from ham?

Would you rather have a permanent throbbing hardon that never goes away no matter how many people you fuck, or have no penis at all.

>>722531434
Are the cats in a huge pile and aren't really pissed off at me?

>>722531591
>>722531434
They are trained to fight and they enter through the arena doors as many as can fit at a time

>>722531825
Dead either way. I guess I chose the lion because it will be quick and he'll have a good meal.

>>722521000
Forwards, I'd be flaccid if this happened

>>722519075
Can I choose both?

>>722531366
Assuming you mean them fucking each other, that's my choice
[spoiler]divorced[/spoiler]

>>722518598
would you rather eat a pound of questionable looking snow in under 5 minutes or a barbie doll worth of hair at your leisure?

Would you rather be a retarded nigger, or a gay muslim?

>>722531512
Permaboner
>>722532325
The hair, 1 strand a day

>>722531965
fuck that, I wouldn't give up without fighting, I choose the cats

>>722519987
>>722520121
Kek

>>722519292
Something I like
Oh wait, that's what I'm doing.
Fuck it I'm broke but happy as hell

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You are presented with two chairs.
One has a full sized birthday cake and the other has a bigger dick.
You have to sit in one chair and eat the other.

On which chair do you sit?

>>722534452
Already posted you shithead

>>722534390
Yeah I should have gone with that option..

what are you doing?

>>722520951
TEAM ROLLER SKATE

>>722530582
traps aren't women you fucking faggots

>>722519705
kebab spotted

>>722520683
1st one

put open power cord in the sea and die

>>722525029
kek

Would you rather be gang-raped by horses or never be able to access 4chan again?

>>722534611
PhD in biology / bioinformatics (in France). Enjoy your low salary

>>722536566
I don't have low salary, I didn't go with what I wanted to do.

Would you rather

>Fuck your dad in your mom's body

>Fuck your mom in your dad's body

>>722519430
Do I get a squeezer from the trap during?

>>722523046
yeah but u dont kill blades

>>722518598
Would you rather take way too much of you current fav drug right now or to never use it again?

>>722525914
>Get rich cuz genius
>Buy plastic surgery

Problem solved.

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Would you rather watch your parents fuck every day till you or they die, or participate once, and be done with it ?

Piss 20 marbles in front of a crowded soccer stadium for everyone to see, or shit a melon with just your family and friends watching?

>>722520523
I'd still chose the hot chick

Would you rathted bump this thread
Or see it deleted?

>>722541892
Would you rather
>be spit roasted by
>the Murican pickers (tounge punch )franks bleeding asshole after the session
Or
>have Rick Harrison and his staff and "call my buddy's in" and have bukake party finishing with you drinking their cum out of a air Jordan and chum Lee cuddling your balls