What's your NoFap record /b/?

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8 days

>>722517276
-2.

11 years. Then I fapped once and couldn't stop.

4 ish years, having a gf is great

30 minutes

>>722517379
Sex is technically a pussy-fap.

>>722517350
lol this

>>722517379
youre just fapping with a fanny

>>722517276
I didnt fap all last week and then over the weekend I came in my sleep. And then I remembered why i should fap once in a while.

>>722517276
18 years

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>>722517276

almost 12 hours!!

>>722517276
No way I can refuse to fap upon having my eyes fixed on that stud muffin. No homo.

>>722517276
about a week i guess, when on vacation a lot longer

About 5 weeks.

>>722517577
Dubs don't lie

>>722517932
failarmy

>>722517276
13 days because of summer camp, then I just had my best orgasm
>and never again

im always fapping
so zero i guess

About 2 years and 36 days.
Not easy to jack off while in a coma.

ITT porn addicted perverts

>>722518278
>Implying you're not one

>>722517276
29 and then 33 a few months later. I should get back on it...

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>>722517276

9 days.. Then I "raped" a girl.
Decided to fap a few times a week for public safety.

>>722518317
I jerk off twice a week and do no fap November every year. I don't need to touch myself while looking at women. It's called self discipline.

>>722518570
Daily ejaculation is healthy and reduces the risk of cancer.
Don't need to look at women/porn either.

Lol is that freakazoid?

>>722518356
pics

>>722518752
I'm not too worried about it. Everything causes cancer.
Do you drive? Not driving decreases your risk of dying prematurely too.

A monthish

9 months, you cant fap in the womb its too tight

>>722517276
41 days.
First fap after that was magnificent

2years

5 months, there are two cums I'll never forget from jerking off, my first one ever and that one after 5 months. Literally was having a lucid wet dream once every two weeks but damn my dick was sensitive as fuck for about half a year until I eventually beat it right back into numb mode. Planning on doing a 2 month nofap pretty soon here.

>>722520182
I cant manage 1 day

>>722519400
Drive? No, only when I go on long trips. Mostly walk or use my mtb.

>>722520182
BTW the lucid wet dreams were cool during the 5 months but cleaning sheets was a bitch. Not to mention had one at a friend's house when I passed out piss drunk on his couch.

6 hours

>>722520252
It was easy for me because I quit smoking weed at the same time and weed and jacking off have been intertwined a long time for me. I had 0 urge to fap until about 4 months in. When I got high my first time that's when I cracked and damn did it feel great. 15 intense second cum no joke.

6 months

>>722520488
you used to just wack it when high? haha I can see how the 2 become linked

If you can't go a day or two without playing with your dick, you have a problem.

>>722520695
please

True story

>Be me on holidays
>4 weeks into nofap
>Sitting in a packed coach bus during a 4 hour drive to the airport
>Bored as fuck, mind wandering off to places it shouldnt go
>Feel my dick swell up in my pants
>Become even more horny
>Dick is so swollen and uncomfortable in my pants that it starts to hurt
>Get idea to pull it out so it won't be as uncomfortable
>Know its a horrible idea since there's some asian lady sitting in the seat next to me, literally 10 cm away
>Bus drives into tunnel, everything turns dark
>Unzip pants, manage to get the tip of my dick out of my zipper
>put backpack on my lap so the asian woman won't be able to see it
>Bus drives out of tunnel
>Realize that zipper is rubbing against the tip of my rock hard dick
>Precum leaking everywhere
>Realize I made a huge mistake
>Try to push dick back in pants
> Rubs against zipper even more, pushes me over the edge
> Try to pull my foreskin over my dick and squeeze it as tightly as possible in a desperate attempt not to shoot my load
> Feel my cock spasming and releasing huge loads of cum into foreskin
>Little spurts of cum flying out of this foreskin bag I created over the tip of my dick in all possible directions
>Can't hold it anymore, let go
>Waves of cum shooting out of my dick onto the seat in front of me

>>722517276
118 days.

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Prob like 2 months...good by /b/ standards

>>722520874
>Cum everywhere
>Pants soaked
>Cum dripping of the fabric of the seat in front of me
>Puddle of cum on the floor
>I can even smell the cum
>Quickly look at asian woman next to me
>She keeps looking in a different direction, most likely hasn't seen any of it
>Quickly grab napkin and try wiping away cum from seat in front of me as stealthy as possible
>Bus arrives at airport, wait for everyone to leave the bus
>Exit while covering my cum soaked pants with my backpack
>Quickly go to the toilet, grab a pair of fresh pants out of my suitcase, and change

Thinking back realize that if things went differently, I probably would be arrested for cumming on some random asian in a bus

>>722517276
3 years
And then I started

>>722521332
foreskin bag give me a chuckle

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>>722519243

> asking for physical evidence of a crime

>>722521456
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>722521456
newfag

12.5 years.

>>722520571
Fuck yeah I was like 16 when I first discovered it. After I moved out and could smoke all the time it it was game over.

>>722517350
Was 11 years for me too. Came dry that first time. For some reason I thought I'd stop jacking off when I got married. Nope.

7 weeks in basic training 2008. finally fapped in the shower on last week. shit was cash.

>>722522492
Went thru basic in '83. On fire watch at 2am, you'd hear guys jacking off in their bunks, other guys crying because they were so homesick

>>722522492
went through basic in '95. didnt fap the whole time. GF came to see me at graduation. GF and I fucked like animals until I had to go back on base in the morning.