So I got a girlfriend. What now, /b/?

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>>722515886
swallow her feminine benis

do anal with her

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>>722515886
Go do stuff with her.

Dump that stupid fucking whore

I'll bet she's sending naked pics to a guy that has a bigger dick than you

>>722516151
Probably

>>722515886
Get off /b/ and fuck you fag

Kiss your relaxation goodbye. Seriously. I love my chick, shes awesome to me. But women Always have to be busy, or they go nuts. And seeing her run around our house all busy bee and shit can ruin a chill day. Other than that, find a good one, and do not fuck that up.

>>722517686
I think I lucked out for the time being at least. She's busy being an engineering major while I barely have to do shit. She's got tons of work to do always and I have basically nothing.

>>722515999
Trips of truth, also take pictures of her anus and/or other lady parts and post them here.

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>>722515886

Now your bank savings are doomed.

I don't have a GF because it's PRICEY !!!!

- gift for birthday
- gift for Saint's day
- gift for anniversary
- gift for monthiversary
- gift for every year graduation
- gift for Xmas
- gift for Easter
- gift for New Years' Eve
- gift for Helloween
- gift for March 8 "Womens' Day"
- gift for St.Valentine
- gift for newborn kittens of her cat
- many, many, many gifts for making her forgive some of my non-existent wrongdoing

I did not count cinemas, pizzas, paying for everything in a date, paying for her train tickets, and so on.

>TL;DR: I'm single, that is, I'm saving big bucks.

...and "gf" is an abbreviation for "GiFts".

Olive Garden.

>>722518715
>being poor

>>722518800
lol double dubs of truth

>>722518715
Lol, are you a cuck on purpose, or is it that yoiu don't know "no"?

>>722518923

the first "no" you'll say it'll be the last.
if she's a bit of psycho, be ready to also get sued for "literal rape".

>>722519345
If your gf wants gifts every fucking two weeks, she's not worth your time
I've been with mine for more than 4 years and only gift each other for birthdays and christmas, if we really want something together we share our money, it's not complicated

Idk why people never communicate in their couple, it's fucking easy and will save you lots of trouble

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>>722519345
Strong logic there BRUh

>>722515886
Now nothing. According to the sad fucks here, having a girlfriend is the be-all, end-all ultimate measure of what makes a man's life complete. They literally don't know what else to tell you, because they're so desperate for sex that getting pussy is the only thing they think about.

You have transcended /b/.

>>722518923
Lol, you called him a cuck! You sure showed him!

>>722518715
>1/10 bait for making me write a reply in the first place

>>722520011
Shut up, faggot.
you feel me?
you FEEL me?
God damn idiot.