Hey anon, can I use your bathroom?

>>722498707
Look, for real, I would really rather you wouldn't. It was expensive and you looks like you're above the maximum load bearing capacity of my toilet.

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>>722498707
Uh, it's broke sorry.

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You seen what happens when a toilet breaks?

Porcelain will slice your fucking thigh open.

>>722498707
>knees btfo

>>722498707
Who are you and how did you get in my house? Im calling the police.

>>722498707
Sorry, I don't have a 5 million gallon tank for you.

>>722499018
I'm on the toilet right now and you scared the shit out of me.

>>722498707
yea, let me just lay down first

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>>722499018
Knowing this
>absolutely madam

>>722498707
Sure, I just need to nip in and turn the hidden camera off first.

>>722498707
How is it able to support itself all on one leg?

>>722499354
kek

>>722498707
I didn't know the Hamburglar had a sex change.

>>722499368
You can see the house is on an angle (probably result of her entry), so her leg is actually in a position to provide more support for her enormous weight.

>>722498707
Sorry toilet is broken, please use my mouth.

>>722498707
her name is chungo

No.