/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Round II

>>722496734
we ded nigga.

Still waiting on Bill English memes to rival ponytail ones.
His wiki page only puts him as "mp" not pm

>>722496976
rip to the homies

Why are IDs even done?

>>722496734
what happened in round 1?

Any Chch anons here? The Hills have fucking exploded in the last hour. Fires taking off everywhere. Got a sensational view of it from my house. Don't worry guys, I'm safe!

cant call it round 2 when round 1 didnt even last 50 posts kek

>>722497464
Im 30mins out from chch can smell that shit from here.

>>722497754
I can get to Ashburton in 30 mins

>>722497464
Pics?

>>722497854
not from chch

>>722497968
Chch to Ashburton in 30 mins

Some anon has posted on pol Vodafone_xone periscope.TV

>>722498064
Oh I forgot to say, for footage of the port hills fires. Friend say shits escalating quickly and reckons there's gonna be lots of houses gone by the morning.

>>722498063
unlikely but I digress

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>Christchurch

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what one of u guys started the fire up in chch

Auckland fag here. Lived in christchurch for 2 years post earthquake. Fuck the place. Its shitty and most of the people are weird. Its also becoming pretty apparent with the quakes and now the fires that maybe people should just not live there.

>>722498536
What tank is that, the one that is burning?

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>>722498880
I believe the one burning is a russian T28 judging by the ass end, can't be certain tho

>>722498678
Oi, what are you doing? Everything is on fire

>>722499091
Man it looks freaky scary. There's a few different fires in separate areas. I'm gonna get comfy tonight and watch it. Its beautiful, just sad that houses are going.

>>722496734
anyone have any idea when the dry season ends this year?

palmy fag here

>>722499419
Dry with regards to what?

>>722497464
saw it on the way home from work, shits pretty dope. Too bad you cant see shit from hornby.

>>722499439
the weed my brother

>>722499467
Dry season ends as soon as you get off of 4chan and find some, nerd

>>722499266
Just looked at it now, didn't realise the fires were so big/serious. Anyone know what caused them yet?

Hopefully all the Chch anons are all good tonight. Take care, my dudes.

Where did all the oldfags go?

>>722499419
Palmy here too :P Fuck hate how dry it is atm

>>722499497
i have some guys who are into the scene who arent finding any, and theyre a lot better at finding it than ill ever be

i am a nerd though, albeit a big handsome one

>>722499588
Away ;_;

>>722499603
I don't even into weed and there's plenty kicking around here. Maybe I'll bring you some, depending on how handsome you are

>>722499588
which oldfags are you referring to?

This thread needs tank bro

>>722499695
IDbro. Gaynazi, DG, DGG etc

>>722499091
I'm just chilling inside playing games, fires ages away from me yo

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>>722499705
aww shucks

>>722499694
oh you found some in palmy? that gives me hope that my guys might have some for me soon, though im dumb to believe someone on 4chan

>>722499813
Nah, I'm not in Palmy. Not even close. Didn't make that clear enough, my bad.

>>722499805
Thanks tank bro

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>>722499805
HE IS AMONG US
How's things, tankbro?

Raindrop
Drop top
We need IDBro, this thread is a flop

>>722499813
I got some in Levin

>>722499938
kek

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>>722499888
you're welcome, nice trips btw

>>722499928
been better, had two of my best bongs shattered today

>>722499888
argen

>>722500002
yeah i heard theres some big dealers there

>>722499938
Straight fire

These threads haven't been so good for the last three years!

>>722500079
2 bongs in 1 day? that must be like a world record.

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>>722500079
Any bong that didn't start out life as a Powerade bottle is a good bong. I'm sorry for your loss. Someone break them?

>>722500150
>for the last three years!
How so?

>>722500190
They're boring!

>>722500225
So it wasn't boring 3 years ago?

>>722500225
Very subjective.

>>722499938
TFW he hasnt posted since 2015

Anyone that thinks these threads were ever good are either lying to pretend they've been here longer for some fake coolness points, or they're delusional.

>>722500377
Nah they were actually good a few years ago. We would have 3 full threads per night which is a total of 900 posts.

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>>722500186
>>722500188
both were glass, one i made one was store bought, both were shattered at the same time during transport, not by my doing but it was just an accident, it's a shame but i'll live

>>722500472
More posts doesn't mean they were good.

>>722497464
Chchfag here. Fuck man, when is this city gonna catch a break

>>722498063
M8, unless youre doing your best Mark Lundy impersonation, Chchch to Trashburton is not 30 minutes.

>>722500537
Kek, how else would you measure the success of threads?

>>722500377
newfag detected
bet you weren't here for pre 2016 nzg

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>>722500472
Rip to the glory days
>>722500493
You made a glass one? As in heated and formed it?
Bong noob here, so this is all new to me. Sounds pretty cool though.
>>722500600
Checked. Probably never though. Sorry.

>>722500472
nz threads were just an excuse for idbro to post korean girls back in those days

>>722500693
sorta, not really. i usually cheat and find cool bottles to drill a hole in and put a glass downstem in it, but the one that shattered did have a custom downpipe that wouldn't fit without heating and bending it

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>>722500817
damnit forgot pic

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>>722500758
Such wonderful days

>>722500968
Sauce on girl?

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>>722500817
That's still pretty rad. You got a gas torch at home or something?

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>>722501202
it's actually a tiny propane camp cooker i bought off trademe for 20 bucks, i've used it to melt down lead before too

>>722499556
First one started 6pm two days ago when the nor'wester kicked in. All it takes is a beer bottle on the ground and the sunlight shining through can light the tussock grass.

Just heard at least 40, thats forty houses have been destroyed.

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>>722501196
Park Choa
>>722501261
Kiwi ingenuity at its finest, well played. What were you melting lead for? Shits and gigs or do you get up to a few projects?

>>722501196
Not him but Choa

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>you will never have a cult following

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>>722501375
shits and gigs at first, guess who the dumbass was that didn't wear a respirator when melting down friggen lead

this guy

>>722501422
Holy fuck....

>>722501422
>you will never collab with Harley

>>722501422

I wonder if Harley is alright

>>722501514
I sure hope he is
Can't have both of our legends dying...

>>722501422
>even Harley left

any buds in welly

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Shits getting real

>>722501822
nice pic/dubs

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>>722497906
>>>722497464
>Pics?

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>>722501866
oh wait, i have a tank for this, one second

>>722501965
ty muchly

>>722502008
>i have a tank for this
Buckle the fuck up, lads. We are about to see some shit

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>>722501866
>>722502008
enter in, Big Wind

a Russian T-34 with a couple of jet engines from SU27 flankers strapped to the top, pump water into the jet stream and et viola, this motherfucker was designed to extinguish oil well fires with extreme prejudice

>>722501992
>Fire rages over the Port Hills in Christchurch, New Zealand, whilst shocked onlookers run for safety (2017, colourised)

>>722501422
#Pray4Harley

>>722502197
#Cut4Harley

>>722502134
Fuck me, this is clever. Ruski insane genius at its finest

>>722501866

Mate I'm downtown and I can't believe what I'm looking at. Its gotten worse just in the last twenty minutes.

So many people gonna be homeless.

>>722497464
well done chch, yet more tax dollars wasted saving your shitty hole.

>>722502321
CAnt wait to hear what shithole youre from m8

http://www.takeabreak.co.nz/webcams/71/christchurch_webcam

Webcam sitting on a hotel roof in town. Shit moves fast from about 10pm. You can also see when it got bad around lunchtime

>>722502635
That kicked off like fuck at midday, holy shit

Have a friend whose parents live on the Cashmere hill. He's going round to help them evacuate and has asked me to help. I'm out for the night guys!

Staaaaaay saeeeeffff

>>722503180
Good shit, anon. Stay safe.

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>>722503222
Checked.

Gonna lurk for the rest of the night now, sneak a dart, read a book. Have a good one, my dudes. And all the best to the Chch homies.

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k i'm out, gnite folks


chch peeps go roast some marshmallows or something

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>>722503333
checked

I went out to have a look at around 10pm, and there was a relatively small fire burning up near sugerloaf in the valley of pine trees. When I went out again no more than 20 minutes later, it was a huge fire burning over a wider area. We stood out there for about 20-30 minutes just watching it get bigger and bigger. You could literally see the circle growing, along with huge flare-ups that looked like buildings, though they may have been big trees.

Looks like Victoria Park has been destroyed. Sad.

>>722504071
>tfw the huge slide was a staple of your childhood

Sure it's metal, but it will still buckle and fail.

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G'night, kiwis.

>>722505930
im off aswell lads stay safe chch bros

your all a bunch of faggots.

>>722501832
ye