Hey /b/tards, I need your help coming up with a perverted but

>>722468253
drill your hard shaft into my moist hole

>>722468253
I got a good one for ya.

"I'm going to hook you in the mouth if you don't let me put my rod in your ice hole, you frigid bitch"

I want to put my minnow into your gaping hole.

>>722468253
i can totally drill your holes for you. we won't need to bring an auger

you get my tip up

Keep em coming, ill post more OC if theyre good

A good hole is always ice cold. turn and wink

>>722468253
my cocks the size of a full grown tuna, can i put it in your butt? icefishing.

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More!

You can put your trout in my bucket ;)

Cmon, i need clever ones..

>>722469968
wiggle your rod around inside of my wet hole

Let me drill you and break the ice

Im gonna cast my line into your wet pond

Fuck it. No more OC until a good slogan is posted

Not big enough to bother keeping

Time to get ya rod nice and cold and fishy!!

Mind if I drop this spent nuclear fuel rod in that icy ocean you call a vagina?

I would melt your hole bby

I'll drill a hole big enough for my rod

>>722468253
Nothing better than taking your pole to your favorite hole

>>722469968
Ice fishing. Get your rod in the hole

Let me drill your hole?

Ice fishing: The coldest hole you've dipped your rod in since that time with your dead grandmother.

Just like ice fishing, sex with me is better in a dark room!

Check my bait! Your frigidity can wait.

>>722468253
Ice Fishing: I'm gonna rape you

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>>722468487

Ice fishing: Just like your ex-wife, it's cold as ice, can take a big rod, and smells like fish.

"Ice fishing is a hot sport, but dont walk around with a warm hole, come on down to see is and we will make all your holes ice cold."

Do you need me to drill your ice hole for you?

>>722471427
or replace holes with rods/poles

Ice fishing: you're a real faggot aren't you? why don't you do a more manly sport like wrestle a polar bear, or fuck a moose?

>>722469510
underrated post

>>722471427
Get rid of the part about the rod
It sound a bit try hard that way

Ice Fishing: the musical tale of a faggot named OP.

STOP MAKING US POST SHITTY FISHING JOKES AND POST MORE PICS OF YOUR UNDERAGE PUSSPUSS

>>722468253
polar ice fishing beats polar bear fisting any day. or do I?

>>722468253
Ice fishing: Come jam your rod in and chum all in my ice hole.

Ice isn't the only thing I'm gonna drill...

"I'm going to rape you with this auger"

The only hole colder than this one is my ex's

>>722468253
I'm gonna be in you with my rod before the Inuit gets his cod.

>>722468253

Ice fishing. I'm a fucking queer

if you put your rod in my ice hole you gotta work it, not jerk it.

>>722468253
I'd take her to my shed.
>why the fuck???

>>722468253
Im so dead inside even my hole like a ice fishing hole. But at least I'm always wet.

>>722471839
>not underage "puspus"
>retard asking to swap one stupid thing for another of another stupid thing.

Something is fishy about your hole. Let me but my rod into your backdoor

Fuck of with ice fishing. Let me drill for some oil.

>>722468253
Just like an ice fisherman... I wanna fuck your in the ass.

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"Hey, my shanty's set up. So why don't you drop yer panties and let me disperse my bait withing your hole"

[ice] Shanty: n. A small structure built around an ice-fishing hole to shelter the fishermen from the elements.

If you don't touch my rod I dump your raped body into a ice cold fishing hole.

Works always.

the only difference in this hole and your mother's is that in this hole you catch fish instead of crabs.

"What's behind the glory hole?"

Time to feed the starving clam

i'm going to fucking master bait in your cod pod and pull out trout while you shout walleye never saw that coming

>>722469366
+1

Is there a fish under the ice because I want to catch a fish