How do I livestream my suicide for you all without it getting

Or do you all think i should kill myself in a public place like a walmart or something? It'll be by shotgun

What's your reason for suicide? Would you like to talk about it?

go on facebook and link it here

>>722463855
How do I do that? I dont have a facebook so idk how to use it anymore

>>722463772

Public place for sure.

>>722463793

Slurp my crotchslime moralfag.

>>722463772
post timestamp with shotgun and then we talk

>>722463943
literally make a new fb account and press the livestream button after setting up the account. dont kys tho man there is a lot to live for

>>722464003
Thats what im thinking, i know you all would like to see it since nobody does anything cool anymore, but this would scare more people

>>722464031
Im at work, its at home

>>722464175
Wont some faggots report it and get it shutdown before i get enough /btards tho?

>>722464397
if u have a fresh account no one will see it but for real dont kys m8

>>722464575
I mean one of the white knights from /b

>>722464969
it would take a while for report to go to someone to read. time stamp or cya

>>722463547
Step 1: Get completely naked
Step 2: Punch yourself in the dick for thinking people care enough about your life to watch you die.

Attach a cam to yourself as you enter Area 51

>>722465746
this 100x

>>722465746
pls

>>722464575
get out of /b faggot

Why not make something of your life first? Go through with your shotgun and your local registered violent sex offenders list and now through some child rapists first. Be a hero, and an hero via police. Make your life worth something

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>>722465899
u dont understand why i said that last part obviously

>>722466209
enlighten me

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>>722466059
Because it isn't guaranteed that the police will kill him. What he should do is tell us the general area he lives, then take as many steps as possible to make his death as confusing and seemingly supernatural as possible. It'll make the news, nor Jess will be confused, and we'll know it was him. Something like the Lead Masks Case.

>>722463547
sauce on bitch ploxx
get the fuck outta here an hero by dicks

>>722463547
facebook live stream

>>722466366
.....meh. Sounds gay.

heck

>>722466786
Watch your mouth.!

>>722466666

Take your gun
Shoot some sand niggers
kys afterwards
....
Be a goddamn hero

go on twitch
>>722463547

>>722465746
roll for this

>>722465373
If you dont want to give advice, then just go, dont waste your time trying to verify, its not like im asking you to do something for me

>>722465641
>implying people dont like watching other people die

>>722465746
I dont think i want to know whats in there tho

>>722466059
I dont want to hurt anyone or judge anybody, if theres a hell, i want to minimize my chances of going

>>722466366
Ill just draw a sundial with characters on it in lambs blood on my stomach before i go in

>>722466438
Asian child, idk, they all look the same

>>722466835
Im not losing my good boy points just to kill sandniggers

>>722465888
oh shit, checked
i didnt even need to roll

I'll donate 50 dollars if u go on twitch rn.
just do it faggot and stop asking for attention...

>>722467026
i gave u fucking advice man. Fb live stream, new account means no friends see it and if whiteknight reports it will take some time (bout 5-15 mins for someone to review it)

>>722467026
ok op seeing as you about to fucking die might as well post all dem azn's you got so some /b/ro's can fap

>>722467026
also fb sounds like a good op.
send link

Periscope is the way to go

>>722467717
Report yourself for beeing a faggot, kid

>>722467777
Quads demands it.

>>722467717
fuck you should just kill yourself as well while we aare on this topic

>>722467787
I mean it. Delete this thread now or I will also report you to the police.

>>722467980
>>722467787
triggered this hard

get help kid

>>722467777
Quads make it true

>>722467997
haha im scared now i hope you die Nigger

>>722467446
What am i going to do with 50 dollars when im dead?

>>722467547
Then why are you asking for a timestamp or youll leave if you already helped me?

>>722467566
Thats the only one ive got, asians are mostly hideous

>>722467630
Ill post it later after work when im ready, im gonna enjoy these last moments with coworkers

>>722467777
Is the quality good? My phone is shitty

>>722468068
underage ban confirmed
this is also against the rules here

>>722467026
>this many replies in one post

faggot

>>722468130
I think you are more like Underage im 24 you dumg Nigger call Police on your own you Fucking Sex Offendet Feminist Ass haah

>>722468123
Quality is as good as your phones

>>722467717
Fuck u faggot, we want something interesting here.
And here u are fucking it all up.
Maybe u are the who shoud hang himself.

@OP c'mon man dont disappoint us

>>722468251
Making suicide threads are like calling in a false alarm

you could do mandatory lockup anon

>>722468123
op better deliver.

if you need some help with the kill just ask

>>722468264
Reported for urging a possibly mentally disturbed person to commit suicide

Who the fuck wants to clean up your mess?

Do it out in the woods somewhere

Better yet go kill shitskins on the way out, you fuckin pussy

Apparantly freezing to deat is nice.
Get the proper meds
Buy a ticket to the snow
Go naked
enjoy

>>722468444
no eradicate white ppl

>>722468444
>durr kill bwack people

faggot

Do something entertaining before you die. If you DO do it in a Walmart atleast pop someone before you do so it gets on the news. We haven't had a 4Chan killer in a while. You'll be amongst the greats

>>722468252
Hmm my cameras are kind of shit, and i dont wsnt to have a shitty suicide video as my legacy, fb stream might be the way, but i like the idea of traumatizing normies in public

>>722468444
I mean my parents wiped my ass when i was a baby, im sure they dont mind wiping up my brains

>>722468721
But then ill be a bad person, im not

>>722468847
>dont mind

haha get it

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>>722468398

>>722468721
why do people think like this? if you wanna be a pussy and end your life why bring other people with you? what a faggot thing to do.

>>722468847
Fb stream is going to be the same quility if you use the same phonr

>>722469060
I have a webcam

Unless you are
>A furry
>A brony
>A pedophile
>From florida
>A weeaboo.

dont kys.

>>722469143
Shit I don't have Facebook

>>722469022
You gotta die with a positive kdr

>>722468444
Nigguh you know the police have companies they call to come and clean up crime scenes after eveidence is collected right?

call your parents on the phone and then tell them your gonna kys while livestreaming so we can hear their reaction. then end yourself while still on the phone with them

>>722463547
Uh, how about not killing yourself?

>>722469317
It's actually on the owner of the property to call a clean up company. My friend shit himself in my house I know trust me

>>722469184
I jerked off with a dog licking my dick
I jerked off too applejack once
I jerked off to cp multiple times
I jerk off to hentai a lot

But im not from florida

>>722469290
fuck you right

>>722468990
Reported for ignoring warnings about urging a mentally unstable person to commit suicide.

You do know you could spend a few years behind bars if convicted?

>>722469536
Then you should not kys, aslong as you are not from florida.

>>722469512
Its actually all down to what happened. If the owners dead who the fucks gunna pay? Obviously the city.

>>722463547
A 12 year old managed it, if you can't figure it out you should k..wait

>>722469536
applejack lol

>>722469704
Welcome to 4chan faggot

>>722469704
Can we just all stop feeding the obvious trolls and go back to waiting for OP to not deliver.

>>722469704
Lmao I was answering the question of "why do people think that way". That's why I believe people think that way.

>>722469825
She already had a fanbase though, i gotta build one up and then do it

>>722469878
Dont ask

>>722469793
The family fag or whoever comes into ownership

>>722469982
I am your fan. Don't let me down

>>722469982
shoulda been the rainbow one

>>722468847
Damnit all right. Too bad I'm not sure how to make sure it's not taken down, good luck OP. If all else fails do it in a Walmart, or go to your nearest theme park if you live in the west like me and pop yourself. It'll terrify everyone and cause a big fuss but you won't hurt anyone, you might scare some kids for a while but unless they straight up see your brains get blown out you 9/10 chance won't traumatize someone permanetly. If you really want you can use the last of your money having fun at the park so you don't go out a COMPLETE sad loser like most of is would. It's just a goof, a gaff and a laugh all fun n games.

>>722469704
>>722469881
>>722469893
>>722469895
>>722470056
Enjoy a few nights in jail and having your mom pay fines faggots

>>722469893
It's not a troll. It is against US law to advertise a suicide, let alone urging a potential suicide to kill themselves.

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>>722469704

crazymansrb BANNEEDD

>>722470415
Post are starting to disappear. You dun goofed, faggot.

>>722470355
Stop being a fag. It's not real. It's a act of fiction. This is /b/

>>722469991
And whay if they all dead? My nigguh think of the possibilities. Not whats in front of your face.

>>722469536
>almost an hero bingo
Did they cross the free space on your card?

>>722470480
Then the mess sits.

>>722463547
Just start a stream for something else and then do it all of a sudden

>>722465746
roll for this

>>722469704
>announcing a report
Enjoy your ban, faggotron.

>>722467026
If there is hell, you're going to it for killing yourself anyways you idiot.

Whatever, die in obscurity then, your name meaning nothing and nothing of value will be lost. It'll just be a waste of space in the graveyard

>>722470469
If you post 45 dollars into my Paypal account I will not report you.

>>722470280
>saying op wont deliver
>stop promoting suicide
Nigger what? Never go full retard.

>>722470073
I dont watch mlp so i dont know their personalities or anything

>>722470355
Its against the law to say youre going to kill yourself but its ok for the state to have public executions? Hmmmm

>>722470489
Yes it did

>>722470566
This is a great idea, ill have to find something thats more enticing than suicide

>>722470627
Just like everything else? Thats fine

>>722470677
Posts are starting to disappear. The mods are on to you.

OP here. I won't do shit.
It's so easy getting 100 replies on /b/ LMAO

Say hello to reddit :D

>>722470635
Wait for that just did it