My first valentines day single in 14 years. What should I do

Stay home and gear up that Netflix bro.

>>722463142

Then it's time to get drunk.

>>722462737
I go to work, come home and then sleep like any other day.

>>722462737
Spend it like any other day ffs.

>wake up
>eat
>drink
>jack off
>eat
>get drunk
>jack off
>sleep

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>>722463142
>>722463664
>/thread

>>722462737
cut your balls off

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>>722462737
small world. first time in 7 years for me. I'm drinking copious amounts of whiskey

>>722462737
U should look into paying a tranny to bone, seems like you've got the homo apparatus

>>722462737
fuck valentine's day.
it's total aim is in contradiction of what reality is.

>You must honor this holiday cuz social pressure say you must. You are an asshole if you don't.

I thought "love" was supposed to be spontaneous, not some mandated arrangement on a particular day of the year.

Worst greeting card holiday ever.

Smoke a joint & Watch southpark

>>722462737
I'm spending my 30th consecutive one single. I can't drink or do drugs anymore, so it's video games and fapping for me.

My girlfriend and I broke up last June. Together for 5 years. Had a girlfriend before that for 3 years. My first single valentines day in a long time here too. Restoring to Netflix and pizza.

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>>722464282
agreed

>>722462737
ordered a heart shaped pizza from pizza hut, drank some beer, had a good fap, browsing 4chan. Typical shit. The best part is I dont have to share the pizza

Just search for a hooker to fuck and it will be an awesome day

>>722462737
sauce

>>722466009
I've only seen a .gif

Don't know where the video is

Where my single /b/ros at

Single bros what are we watching tonight?

>>722468394
movie marathon of shrek, with my dick in hand. and a lovely miss marry jane on my lap.