be honest /b/, am i ugly? (sorry for shitty stamp)

>>722453984
Kind of ugly. Hopefully tits make up for it.

>>722453984
No

No, you are far from ugly. Pretty good looking actually.

>>722453984
You're alright, 6/10

>>722453984
You are very pretty. What makes you think you are ugly?

Nope

You're cute.
Have lovely eyes as well

>>722453984
Just show us your penis or vagina already.

You're cute, but not sexy. 6/10 overall.

8/10 would smoke and chill.

>>722453984
Tits or gtfo

>>722454258
Why did it take so long?

You cool

U cool

>>722453984
6.5/10
not into short hair and your eyebrows look unnatural

>>722454200
We will also accept butthole/boipussy in recompense.

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Crazy cute, but you know the drill.

>>722453984
Fuck off, you didn't post tits.

Stop attention whoring you cunt.

>>722454258
Kek

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>>722454320

>>722454181
thank you! and i have just generally had low self esteem

>>722453984
1/10 so far because no tits. You know the rules bitch,

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>>722454200

Thank you everyone for your feedback!

tits or gtfo

>>722453984
we will need to see more for a proper judgement. tits gtfo

Give us tits you retard

>>722454526
die u ugly bitch

>>722454654
<3

>>722453984
You should kys, dirty whore. Look at that Jewish nose of yours. Let me make a meme out of your pic

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>>722453984
Definitely the sorta girl you chill with whilst smoking and listening to good music. 8/10 from uncle Ben.

>>722453984
Show your asshole. You can never be too sure

>>722453984
nah. cute.

>>722453984
Show your ass

>>722453984
Show butthole pic
Now

>>722454837
Define "good music"

>>722453984
Pic of asshole for truth

>>722453984
Post nudes/asshole pics

>>722453984
if you want honesty, no, you are not ugly from a scientific standpoint. you do have one detracting feature, i'm sorry to say, that being your eyes.

do not fret, this can be mended on the double with eyeliner or fake eyelashes or some shit.

>>722453984
Post pussy

>>722454878
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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>722453984
Post pics of your butthole just to be sure

>>722453984
I'm not into black and white women

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> forgot my pic

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>722453984
Change your hairstyle, the rest will fall in place.

>>722453984
Show us your butthole

You look like a young Hillary Clinton.

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>>722453984

New friends as far as the eye can see.

Old friend here to teach you how to do this. Gril posts looking for attention? There is one and only one response. Tits or GTFO.

So. Tits or GTFO.

racheli?

>>722454430
Well, self-esteem comes from your*self*. It isn't something that other people can give to you. It doesn't have to come from the way other people perceive your appearance. I am much uglier than you, and I have relatively high self-esteem. I got there by looking at the parts of my life that I already fit into, and appreciating my place in them as if I were an outsider. I am a loving husband, a tireless worker, and a forty-something /b/tard who gets a great deal of satisfaction from shitposting. Maybe you should try considering the roles that you already fit into, and since you are much younger than me, the roles that you hope to develop into. Imagine your life as a story, one that has ups and downs, and root as much as possible for the main character of that story. Holy fuck am I high!

>>722453984
with makeup and doing cute posing you're a solid 6

without all that I wouldn't want to know.

>>722453984
Nude pics of asshole rn

>>722453984
Pics of your asshole pls

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>>722455136
>>722455100
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>>722453984
OP, :( aw you spent val alone? Oh poor girl
Decided to come to the losers and use your gender for sympathy, lucky for you /b/ is currently overstocked with betas and cucks

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

>>722455077
>>722455143
there are no rules, you fucking idiot. that's literally the point of this board.
I'd rather have a thousand anons faking timestamps than faggots like you popping up every thread telling us about the fucking "rules".

>>722455077
Dubz of le truth XD :D

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>>722455077
dubs knows

>>722455192
Preach it, senpai!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1OHfcDXOMw hmm

You are totally pretty, and somehow cute

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>>722455280
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>>722455154
>Be you
>By giving this girl my opinion it validate my existance

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

Show us your butthole..

Show asshole

Post pics of your asshole

Op you still there?

Ass-hol-o-mio

Show asshole pls

>>722455377
Thanks for making me aware of the rules, dad!

>>722455602
You're right, senpai...it won't happen again!

>>722453984
Show your asshole

>>722455787
Zoz-zle-a-mio

>>722453984

nope. Id give you a 7 easy. not classically beautiful, but definitely uniquely cute

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>>722455945
>last post
>don't be a beta

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as “she” follows rule 31 BUT until then “she” should be IGNORED. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop/typed). Is the area around the letters smudged/blurred?

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has an easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.

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Fucking newfag white knight cancer FUCKS! You are the reason /b/ has become a haven for 16 year old literal nigger faggots. There are rules. When an attention whore pops in attention whoring, you don't tell her she's cute, you don't tell her she's sexy, you don't tell her you want to date her. You don't tell her shit other than tits, timestamp or gtfo.
I fucking hate you newfags. kys.

You are really beautiful + sexy
I will fuck you anywhere anytime.
I will lick every inch of you daddy sempai or not

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>>722453984
Stop it.

You are cute, there's absolutely nothing wrong with your image.

Would fuck with you twice a day, every day, for at least a pair of years. Only with you. Monogamy aside, would even try to pretend to respect you.

But, as some gentlemen pointed out correctly, where are your tits?

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>>722454144
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>>722456276
Every one of you are complete faggots. I hope you die lonely virgins. Learn the rules or download Tinder you fat fedora fucks.

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>>722456511
Fucking virgin detected.

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>>722453984
painfully average
take that you whore

>>722456693
>/b/
>rules

>>722453984
No. If you're sad about spending Valentine's day alone, it's probably because you have unrealistic standards.

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>>722456804
Yes there are rules, fucking learn them. The fact you think there are none simply because it's /b/ proves what a newfag you are.

How about we just be friends? That okay with you?

>>722453984
Attractiveness really holds no value on a females. No matter how ugly or disabled you are some guy will be willing to fuck you. Stop coming here to inflate your ego.

Leave this board to us guys who don't have the same handicap you do.

Nope. This isnt the 1930s slut. Make ur hair l;ook sexy not classy.

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/thread

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>>722453984
show tits

>>722456883
I've been here since before idiots like you started posting shit like that. so kindly go fuck yourself.

>>722457210
You've been here 5 minutes. You clearly have no idea what /b/ is. Anhero immediately. Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

>>722453984
Not ugly

>>722457425
Virgin

▲
▲▲

meh

>>722456082
>Nigger faggot
Says the 16 year old ancap. Fuck out of here kiddo.

I feel like you're one who I could either see as very attractive, or very ugly depending on your personality.

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=== Are Men and Women Equal? ===

In general, men have approximately 6.5 times the amount of gray matter related to general intelligence than women, and women have nearly 10 times the amount of white matter related to intelligence than men. Gray matter represents information processing centers in the brain, and white matter represents the networking of – or connections between – these processing centers.
>Facts

Men are good at logic and reasoning

Women are good at feeling and communicating their feelings.

...

Men are physically stronger than women, who have, on average, less total muscle mass, both in absolute terms and relative to total body mass. The greater muscle mass of men is the result of testosterone-induced muscular hypertrophy. Men also have denser, stronger bones, tendons, and ligaments.
>Facts.

...

So if men are stronger and smarter than women.... how are we equal?

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>>722457896
she's trying to boost her self-esteem by posting here - she has already answered your question laddie

Definitely not, you have the right face shape. All you need to do is grow your hair out, a little past your shoulders, maybe use a curling iron and be a little lighter on the lipstick, then you will be a gem!

>>722457367
Ok. We've got to do this then, have we?

For starters, what you are referring to are the "Rules of the Internet", not the "Rules of /b/". The rules of /b/ are the ones posted here:

>http://www.4chan.org/rules#b

The Rules Of The Internet were something made up by self important anons many years ago, trying to impose order on chaos. Moot himself declared that they do not exist.

The shit about timestamps was never part of those "rules" anyway. Ok, they might be good points, but copypastaing them over and over is just ANNOYING. And makes you look like a try hard, meme forcing idiot.

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>>722458096
I'm the pasta man, I wrote it myself, been here for 6-7 years, first time replying to you, I have one and only one thing to say to you:
>How butthurt are you faggot?

Yeah Rizzo, you are.

>>722458549
oy. I remember you joining. this place was good before that day. thanks for killing /b/.

>>722458096
Wah di fuck yuh just fucking sey bout mi yuh likkle bitch? I’ll ave yuh kno mi graduated top of mi class inna di Navy Seals an I’ve been involved inna numerous secret raids pon Al-Quaeda an mi ave ova 300 confirmed kills mi train inna gorilla warfare an I’m di top snipa inna di entire wi armed forces yuh nothing to mi but just anotha target mi wi wipe yuh di fuck out wid precision di like of which ave neva been seen before pon dis Earth mark mi fucking words yuh tink yuh cya get away wid saying dat shit to mi ova di Internet? tink again fucka As wi speak mi contacting mi secret network of spies across di USA an yuh IP being trace right now suh yuh betta prepare fi di storm maggot di storm dat wipes out di pathetic likkle ting yuh call yuh life You’re fucking dead kid mi cya be anywhere anytime an mi cya kill yuh inna ova seven hundred ways an that’s just wid mi bare hands nuh ongle mi extensively train inna unarmed combat but mi ave access to di entire arsenal of di unite States Marine Corps an mi wi use it to its full extent to wipe yuh miserable ass off di face of di continent yuh likkle shit eff ongle yuh cud ave known wah unholy retribution yuh likkle “clever” comment did bout to bring dung pon yuh maybe yuh wudda hold yuh fucking tongue But yuh couldn’t yuh didn’t an now you’re paying di price yuh goddamn jackass mi wi shit fury all ova yuh an yuh wi drown inna it You’re fucking dead kiddo.

>>722456791
Fuckin autist quick at judging detected.

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>>722458862
my consort and I grow tired of your insolence.

>>722453984
You're cute, honnestly.

>>722453984
Pls show peen

>>722458783
uh-huh
>cry some more

>>722459425
disregard that, I suck cocks.

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>>722459425

>>722453984
You're very pretty femanon.
Would take out on a date/10

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>>722459425
∆
∆∆

You are so cute. You look like someone I'd be friend with. (Female but not following the rules coz edgy)

Bangable

i love girls with short hair and small tits, so 10/10

>>722453984
Y-you are v-very pretty
*shuffles feet*
P-perhaps you would l-like to get a coffee with a fellow Anon. *waves shyly*
We don't have to have sex or anything we an just talk about whatever you're interested in and see what grows. *smiles nervously*

>>722462099
omfg please be real

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>>722462099
I always wonder if these posts are trolls trying to be called beta, or anons that are truly so submissive and beta they want to add a stutter in typed conversation

>>722462099
U gunna get some tonight fo sure with that game bro
Also checked

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>>722462345
>being this fucking retarded

>>722460461
It's gone anon. They took the triforce because of the influx of newfaggotry.

Also, how the fuck is this thread still alive?
>no tits
>shitty timestamp
saged

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>>722463344
i wasnt even active until now either, i was asking myself the same thing