I am well educated and a redneck. What are you?

Not a redneck

Better educated and not a redneck

>>722443611
you can't be educated and be a redneck.

>>722443686
this is untrue.

>>722443611
Not a stereotype.

A greenneck

>>722443611
I'm a beat rat.

Well educated computer engineering student and a monkey

You're a fucking idiot

>>722443611
Sad

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>>722443611

in your dreams cuck boiii

I'm a poorly educated liberal

Red necks are just white niggers

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I am a flamboyant gay man and also alt-right icon.

>>722443611
Carbon, you?

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I am a Russian and an American.

I'm gay.

Borderline alcoholic college dropout social reject pseudo-intellectual, with a lot of hatred for the world.

Not the doesn't-look-straight-in-your-eye kind, but the fuck-off-if-you-don't-have-anything-important-to-say-if-you-do-fuck-off-right-after-you-say-it kind.

>>722443611
i'm incredulous

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a communist pasta snorting Italian

I am not a liar, unlike OP

>>722443611
Well educated Northern Irish man who identifies as Irish and hates the British government.

>>722443611
>educated
>redneck
pick one

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>>722443611
I am a hard worker and a billionaire

>>722444758
should wear gloves around you, sharp as sharp can get

>>722444758
why do feel like something important being said to you is something you are owed?

you just stated you are an alcoholic 2 time loser, yet think you deserve intelligent conversation.

jump off a bridge.

I am a very happy, well-loved by my family and friends amazing human being. Thank you for asking. I plan on having a wonderful dinner with my wife tonight and then move to the bedroom to get her done

>>722445281
nudes of said wife?

>>722444947
You didn't want to seem like a newfag with fedora meme so you went with gloves.

Didn't work out.

memes aren't real world, and if you keep using them you'll seem a lot more neckbeardish than me, even though i admit, i am edgy.
Try coming off synthetics cold turkey, see how edgy you become, bitch.

>>722445151
I said it one time, illiterate, and people who drink still can go to school, and get a job.

Fuck, you're dumber than i am.

>>722445766
>Borderline alcoholic college dropout social reject

>but you better entertain me with great conversation or fuck off

i doubt too many people actually want to talk to you.

>>722443611
just a guy with white skin and brown hair who blends into the crowd.

>>722445340
Dude you are totally out of your mind. I lurk here I don't shit here

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>>722446348
>don't shit where you lurk

sound advice anon.

Suicidal

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>>722446594
i'm doubtful.

>>722446183
Yeah, if i was a neet who sucks at everything he does and i was an ugly fuck that'd probably be true.
Keep making assumptions about people's lives by one or two aspects, and you'll end up where i am now, nah, even lower.

>inb4 you dropped out of college
poor parents, needed money more

Good night, champ.

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>>722447141
>he couldn't pay for an education

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>>722447330
now that's just trying too hard.

I'm a nigger in compton without criminal record

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>>722443611
Getting an A+ in shop class doesn't make you a smarted.

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>>722447418
i never try.

>>722443686

Educated in how to open a beercan with a pistol.

>>722447559
compton doesn't have internet you fool.

READ Neck!!!!! College Grade former military Honorably discharged! Husband, father of 5 and still happy! Earned my pension but still chose to work because I'm needed. Oh did I say READ neck.... silly me, I meant RED NECK bitches.....

>>722443686
>be me
>grew up on dairy farm
>sound like Forest Gump
>drive old shitty car bc it runs
>drink cheap beer
>love NASCAR
>more guns than fingers and toes
>dated distant cousin by accident once
>Masters in Biomedical Engineering

>>722448658
>Biomedical Engineering
literally the gayest kind of engineer you could be. you are a massive fucking faggot.