Just share them,this is a safe place.

i dont have any secrets. take my love instead /b/

>>722438817
I.. DROPPED THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA!!

I have over 20000 hours played on my steam account. That's basically 15% of my whole life.
I'm also necrophile and have the feeling I need to kill everyone if there are more than 1 or 2 people around me.

im 30 and still sucking my thumb

I want to fuck my sister in law

I post greentexts on /b/ about how my wife fucked my car, initiated anal dry and fucked a co-worker.

She doesn't know.

I want to fuck my 17yo stepdaughter.

From time to time I still miss my ex. It has been almost 5 years now, and I don't tell my friends because it's been too long, so it's kind of embarrassing now. Never really moved on though...

>>722438990
My nigga

I watch some fucked up porn and my significant others have never known but they aren't really fetishes. F

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>>722439025
Wtf jesus christ

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videos of children and women being beaten and screaming or crying ( in emotional or physical pain) are so funny to me
i'm a faggot and i can fap to anything that has hot men (rape, torture, scat, puke, cp, zoo...)
Really want everybody to just fuck off and die

/b/ is gay

I'm about to post someone's kik on here. I hope the raid ruins her valentines day.

>>722441555
trips confirm

>>722440015
same

i want to fuck my sister/mother/cousins. also i masturbate to best gore
yes i'm suicidal

Last night, for the first time in my life I paid for sex with a thai ladyboy

I found my secret crush's FB and looked through all of her pictures like a fucking stalker.

I met a really good girl eight months ago.. she's everything I wanted in a person. Super smart, funny, model level hot..

She gets sick a lot, and she's tired a lot. She can't eat gluten. I've also gathered that she might not be able to have kids.

Can't marry that, but so perfect.. Gonna break up with her.

>>722438817
I am waiting for my neighbor to have free time to fuck me. And if he doesn't by the end of today, I am going to force him to tomorrow and go at it like animals.

I once gave my brother a partial nude of my wife on huge off-road poster to hang in his garage. I PS it a bit so you couldn't see her full face but he loves that shit even years later.

Wife doesn't know its her...

I can't stand my own body. I can't stand the smell or feel of my sweat. I can't stand the taste of my own mouth. I can't deal with the thought of a female getting intimate with me, as basically everyone else is a better choice, but I fap all the time.

>>722439518
same. and my mother in law, too.

Well let's see

>banged my cousin.. would do it again if I could
>still think about a few exes quite frequently. Seems like they were good times
>still talk to this chick that I'm madly in love with but could probably never make it work.(I'm married)

>>722438817
I love to watch others get hurt/die

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I used to wound deep on my chest with a cutter to hide it from people and now its a scary mess and nobody knows, doing my best to avoid a situation where my friends or people could see my chest, even girls i've recently fucked with

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/b/ is not organized like the news media thinks.

Occasionally, a few autists will get together in a thread and do something random for the lulz. Otherwise this place is just trap threads and pictures of girls from FB who /b/tards will never fuck.

i eat my earwax

>>722442198
she just broke up with her husband so there is potential.
just dont know how to seduce her

>>722442345
Do you enjoy the taste, or is it something else? I eat boogers, I mean, like everyone, so I'm not above the concept, but my earwax tastes terrible.

I plan to drop my gf, but I want to wait a couple of months so I'll get a birthday present from her first.
Is that bad?

I like to smear body fluids on cigs before I smoke them. Have smoked cigs with saliva, snot, cum, blood and sweat.

>>722441969
Show it

my wife gets fucked by our dog about once a week

>>722439025
Feel with you

I'm a guy, am gay, had a fuck buddy from the time I was 12 to the time I was 15, he was 16 when it started, 19 when it ended. I loved it at the time but sometimes I worry it might have messed me up in the head even though I liked it because I have a rape fetish now.

I got a blowjob from a star from the show Modern Family.

My wife doesnt know i have a keylogger installed on the PC. it stays under the radar so its undetectable. kek

I used to mess around with the neighbour girl. Started about 6-7 and finished when I was 10-11 and mom moved and took me with her.

I still think of the childish sex stuff we did.

>>722438817
fart fetish :I

I would fuck all of my cousins

>>722443801
What's she search for?

I eat babies.

>>722443883
Mostly she attempts to check all my social media accounts, but i always stay logged out. but every day she checks anyway lol dumb bitch.

I watch sword art online and enjoy it.

>>722443801
which keylogger? I've been hesitant to do this because I'm afraid the antivirus/-malware would pick it up.

>>722438817
I want to fuck literally every female friend i have. Every coworker, best friend, a best friends GF. I'm very ashamed and don't know how to stop feeling like it...

>>722443950
Do like me. Keep "clean" profiles as well as others she don't know about. I'm really not afraid she'll check my clean ones so I just keep it logged in.

>>722443996
No it wont. Just get the right one.

The one i use is Revealer Keylogger Free . It only shows up under windows task manager under processes. So i doubt she will go snooping through there in that specific tab. especially when its buried inside other processes.

Also not being a faggot. Theres no malware with this. Wont fuck over the /b/ros . I want them to be able to see whats going on on their PC's.

>>722438817
My 14 Year old step sister blew me. And i fucked my daughter

I was in Reno once, and let's just say I did something bad for no reason.

>>722443543
Pics?

>>722438817
I discipline myself in the same manner as dogs.
As result, I can learn things very fast, but find no purpose or "joy" whatsoever in it.
Nothing is ever perfect enough for me, I can't enjoy the little things because of that, and I'd happily give up nearly everthing to be able to.

>>722438817
Sometimes I don't wipe my ass after pooping , and let it dry. Then I pick the crumbs out and break them into a dust over the toilet while smelling it. I've never gotten caught because I always double check to lock the door. I also never leave the poop there if I plan on going somewhere that made, but I don't leave the house most days so it allows me to do this.

>>722442573
>earwax tastes terrible
terrible yet fascinating

>>722444278
Hmm. Maybe killed a guy. Your initials JC?

>>722444278
Shot a man, just to watch him die

>>722444212
Yeah, I don't trust her not to check processes. She's kinda competent with computers for a girl. If something is eating memory or chugging up the system she might just do that.
What does it show up as in processes?

I had a chance to fuck a girl saturday night but instead i watched reruns of superbowls

>>722444577
Kek

>>722444089
It's called "sexdrive" b/ro... roll with it.

>>722444593
fag

>Be me about 1.5 years ago
>Recently single and horny AF
>Deleted Fbook for interviews and grad school so no Tinder
>Try Craigslist
>Start chatting with someone, sends me pics to phone so I dont bother using tineye....
>Mediocre looking enouhg to trust
>Get excited, tell my roommates if I dont text them within a certain period to call the cops cause Im prolly getting mugged or killed
>Get to apartment, text 'girl'
>'Hey anon sorry if this is an issue Im actually a tranny'
>Think to myself fuck it, im already here, never been with a tranny, if its a feminine twink I cna probably get by
>Walk in, lights are off, apartment smells bizarre like bad cheese or something
>It is like a chubbyish dude with fake wig and stuff
>Literally so shocked idk what to do
>Lay on couch, dude thing starts putting dick in its mouth
>Heart sinks
>let dick get sucked for like 60 seconds that last forever
>Push the thing off and say 'Yea this wont work, I wont tell anyone'
>Thing never speaks the whole tie just kinda grunts
>I leave and take a shower immediately. Totally not horny for weeks.

So at least I wasnt horny any longer.

>>722444260
Jelly.jpg

>>722444652
meh, i was drunk and bed was comfy. plus it was 430 am.

>>722444763
You should have taken it t tho

>>722444585
SHows up as "Revealer Keylogger Free"

Maybe theres a way to rename it? IM sure theres a way. Might be worth it to be honest. It doesnt hog up any system usage though. Relatively small program actually.

One time my father hit me so much i pissed myself. Like alot. And i had blue eye for like 14 days

I once stole a tube of m&ms ;)

>>722438817
I once ate twice the reccomended serving size

>>722444970
u cunt

>>722444686
Kek

I have masturbated to everything I've seen, if I see something fucked up, it will haunt me and the only way to make me stop feeling sick about watching it is to find it again and masturbate to it and orgasm.

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>>722438817
My true reason for losing so much weight is to obtain a body like pic related, despite looking NOTHING like pic related.

>>722445036
HOLY SHITE WHAT'S UP WITH YOU PEOPLE?????!!!!! first a whole tube of m&ms now double portion? Jfc

>>722441837
nearly everyone does that dw

>>722444889
TPB has premium keylogs

I used one years ago and my IT fiance never found it.

>>722445099
Cause ur a guy Im guessing

I want to fuck my girlfriend's parents

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>>722445156
Yes....

>>722445134
I'll admit that I do it too.

>>722445217
Welp you do you then.

Im not into dudes or trannies but universally losing weights a good idea. So whatever makes you happy.

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>>722438817
All You white people are fucked up.

>>722442309
show it? timestamp

Im sick to death of seeing so much trap and gay shit on /b/. Wtf has happened??? Seriously how do people like that shit

>>722444260
There are definitely too few details in your post. Please elaborate.

Last night I tested the rafters in my garage to see if they could support my weight.

This is the party van right ?

>>722445217
Weird.

But regardless that takes a lot of effort and i gotta commend you.

>>722443845
Did anyone else have a sexploration friend as a kid?

She used to like to pee outside, and I didn't mind watching. I think it was when we realised that we not only different looking but worked different. I remember her asking if she could hold my little d while I took a piss.

That's just the start

>>722445323
>chillin wit the squad at lil chris place
>his ratchet ass side ho coms in
>we start doggin on her, bitch getting nut in lef anrd rite
>Dudes main girl comes in with her girls
>She starts wyling freaking the f out smashing shit beatin the side chick scratchin lil chris
>his mom waks up from the yac and starts treatnin
>Big chris shoots off a couple rnds and smaks the shit out of chris main bitch
>bitches bleedin and cryin
>im like WORLDSTARRR nigga throw that shit up on the web

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>>722445300
Well, let's just say it makes me less unhappy.

>>722445473
As long as you're a weirdo.

>>722438817
At 17 i actually tried to kill myself with valium, only my mother knows about it

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>>722445488
Thanks.

It wasn't easy at first, but now, I see how easy it is to keep the weight *off.* Counting calories really does work.

>>722445099
my body looks exactly like that since im a kid and i don't get why would people want to look like a fkin skeleton

>>722445545
no. I never saw a naked woman until i was 25 and married, like God intended.

>>722438817
I'm gay but no one in my family knows. I think my step brother is suspicious because he caught me staring at his dick when he was coming out of the shower. I've also recently started transitioning with hormones.

>>722438817
>be me
>15
>parents gone for a weekend
>hellyah.jpeg
>decide to have some fun
>invite gf over to "watch" a movie
>says yes
>hellyahsomemore.gif
>halfway through movie
>ask what she wants to do
>she wants to finish movie
>oh
>credits start
>fingers crossed
>says thanks and leaves
>sat through the notebook for no reason
>furiously masturbate until dick has sores
>still has scars
>11/10 would do again

I want to bang the fuck outa Bailey Jay and suck her small cock

I honestly cant wait to die. I want to see what happens when i die. Is god real? Is reincarnation? What happens?

>>722445545
My cousin used to spread her vaginal lips.

We were both 9

I sit in the shower in complete darkness to emulate what it might be like after death.

I post pics of an exgf/coworker all over /b

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>>722445699
Because being an obese and gross adult isn't fun.

>eat boogers
>smell earwax
>licked a piece of own shit once, 11yo
>jerked off to my dad's cp collection

>>722445561
>lil Chris
>big Chris
Get yuh story str8 nigga

>>722446061
You're FUCKED

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>>722445745
Don't force situations
I was in the same situation and she started everything

>>722442097
same thing brother i rejected alot of girl because of this I realy liked a girl she tried to hold my hand and i just puched her away

>>722445391
My step sis asked me about sex, and i explaned how it worked, and she asked to see my dick and i thought that was kind of weird but still showed her. She just grabbed it and started sucking. Not complaning.

>>722446022
Yeah i guess so but the exact opposite won't make you healthier, hope you can find a happy medium

>>722446192
i thought it was low tier secret, thx bud

I dont seed my torrents

>be in year 3
>playtime
>friends with a girl 4/10
>figure we'd do something we don't know about
>I lay down on schoolyard (keep in mind, there is other kids my age and above) she puts her coat and pulls my pants down
>she starts licking and sucking my pepe tip
>imnowaman.png
>swap over and lick her little pussy
>get caught
>not one fuck even
>nothing get's done about it, no getting kicked outa school no parents getting called
>thiswasagoodday

I want to give $100 to a homeless and see his reaction, I'd fucking love it

>>722438817
i do a cleveland steamer by myself

>>722438817
i'm seriously thinking about suicide.

>>722446311
Blow it out your ass, then lick it again. Faggot.

>>722446505
Do it

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>>722446308
Being thin is great! Truly wonderful, especially along with the fact that practically every guy I went to high school with is already fat and unable to run 100 yards without getting exhausted.

>>722446500
dat's chicago sunroof's home made cousin?

>>722446505
What about the ones who love you
What about the possibilities you have
If you survive, you'll say "I've been through that shit once, holy shit I'm strong"

>>722446673
What?

>>722441886
don't be a faggot, help her get better and adopt a fucking kid. If she is so perfect, that will only get her closer to you, you will be done for life.

>>722446459
My friend and I took a homeless guy out to a nice meal and talked for a few hours. You could tell he was very happy to be treated human again.

>>722446505
what about me anon, I appreciate you. You make the hard days less hard.

>>722445324
>No cam on pc
>Shitty phone from 2000s

Sorry m8 , anyway it's just a lot of big white scars

DREAMS ARE NOT PREMONITIONS RETARD

>>722446455
I take it your a britbong.

I had me something similar. This girl also used to sit behind the bin on this corner part of the school and straight up masturbate upfront of us watching lads.

Got caught, dinner last said fuck all. Did same thing next day, and next one and next one.

>>722438817
when i was about 10 i did some dirty porn game with a little 4-5 years old girl, licking pussy and rubbing cock around. She is some family friends daughter, didn't see her for over 20 years. now i'm 32, I just broke up and heard she broke up too, i want to find her and fuck the hell out of her thinking at the very moment we had 20 years ago. I remember every second of it.

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>>722441555
checked

>>722447100
Dubs checked

I have had sex with all my female cousins, all my age ot younger.

Made up a bunch of psychological shit to make my ex think she was the problem when actually i just wasnt over my other ex. She said she went into depression after the breakup. We browsed /b/ together sometimes so if u are seeing this Nath, kinda sorry

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>>722446711
Listen to dubs

I'm a straight guy but I got fucked in the ass by my best friend, licked his toes while he was asleeplistless his underwear, licked his plunger and toilet bowl clean, he had a piss bottle and a drank it, I have a scat fetish, cheated on my girlfriend almost 3 times, I told her she could cheat on me if she wanted for payback (secretly wanted to get chucked) I enjoy kissing my girlfriends ass, I love it when she calls me bitch or her bitch, she once told me she farted in my mouth while I was licking her asshole and I didn't even care, I taste shit in her asshole most times I eat her it and I just scoop it with my tongue and swallow it, I used to wanna be my girlfriends toilet after she fucks my bestfriend. So she could shit in my mouth with his cum on it. I know I know I sound like the most fucked up cunt. But other than that in not a lonely fucked I enjoy a couple healthy friendships. Also all of that bullshit above is the shit I did before. I'm basically a normal person now. (Very hard to believe though)

>>722447100
When I was around 9 or 10 I had an 8 year old flash me her boobs (or the lack there of). Thought it was a dream for a long time. Nothing to it, just made me remember this.

>>722446987

I am aye, the fact fuck all happened was amazing! I know if this girl who did it to me would deny what happened, but I'm still capable of remembering what I did in Nursery for that matter!

When I changed Primary, there was this other horny lass who let me play with her pussy in class. We didn't give a fuck and I'd rub her while the teacher wasn't looking and she'd play with my dick. I almost had the chance to fuck my ex tomboy gf in year 6 in school

>>722438817
im not ashamed about this, but one time in hs, we decided to see how many people we could get on one chair. So our first attempt we all sat on each other's lap. I was a big guy and everybody thought i should go on bottom. The hottest cheerleader sat on my lap, and she was wearing her cheerleader outfit because it was tryouts. I got huge boner and she started grinding on me, long story short, came after a minute. Best day of my life

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I've started playing RuneScape again, and I'm pretty serious about it. After 7:30 PM, I'm usually just on that until about 3 AM.

I like traps

>>722447684
3? Or old school?

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>>722447751
3. I have 385 Quest Points and too many 99s (including Farming and Slayer) to start back at lvl 3 in OSRS.

Extreme fear of emotional intimacy. Only made out with 2 girls and both times I ended up tarding or and leaving. Still wank it all the time though.

>>722438817
I may have to kill a nigger, It would be easy

>>722447547
This reminds me of back in highschool some people from my class decided to see how many people we could fit into a car trunk and drive around we got 2 girls and 5 guys. It was black in the trunk so I was fondeling one of the girls vagina/asshole but she had no idea who it was. She freaked out and screamed at a different guy, she pressed charges and he went to jail for a while and is now a registered sex offender. I never fessed up.

>>722448084
cool

>>722448084
jesus fucking christ

>>722448084
This made me wet <3

>>722448084

lost. That's fucking great anon!!

>>722448084
We did the same thing, but i was the driver

When i was 14 i was able to suck my own dick. I miss being that flexible. But sadly my dick hasn't really grown much since then either, so now i have a pencil dick. My wife likes to make fun of my dick while we fuck, and i like it too. I usually cum inside her, then eat her out afterwards because that's the only way i can give her an orgasm. She fucks other woman and is probably a lesbian, but stays with me because shes ashamed, and I'm okay with that.

>>722448295
prove it

>>722448084
anon has some huge balls

>>722440015
same fuck my life

i want to have large pecs so i can flex on my haters

>>722441886
you will regret it i had something similar happen to me and its ben 4 years and i still hate myself for it

>>722448581

>shit yourself
>let an innocent guy pay with his life for it

Pretty much the opposite actually

>>722446505
You and me both, mate.

I failed my goals

And I can't get a second chance

Suicide is for cowards
Just counting days now

>>722448930
I probably should care, but I don't. I got to touch her and no consequences.

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>>722441886
Good man.
She's faulty.
Don't waste your sperm

>>722444686
it started like a fake pasta, but the end is so pathetic it's probably true
good story

I'm 30 and haven't had sex since I was 27 and I honestly don't give a fuck. not even looking to get laid or get a girlfriend right now

>>722439025
2000hrs? Git gud pleb.

>>722449079
>don't waste your sperm
>anon writes this while on a 5 minute break between hentai masterbation sessions
End yourself.

>>722439025
fkin casuals

>>722449166
Do you consider yourself asexual? Or just low T?

>>722449166
same shit here

>>722441886
are you a nigger? Fkin marry the shit outta that bitch ass diamond. Dont even think about kids if you are retarted like that yourself

>>722449014
Oh sweetheart ...

>36yo & unemployed & still leaving with my mum
>gave up & now think i won't never leaver their home
>the last time i fucked a girl was in HS
>fat, short & ugly
at least, I don't waste my time watching anime or playing video-games

>>722438817
Gay furry sub

>>722449661
What gives your life meaning? Why get up in the morning?

>>722438817
Nice try FBI
but anyway a friend of mine offered me athreesome with her and her underage sister

I'm black, but for the most part I think most niggers have smaller brains, and if they are intelligent they have a % of white in them, I'm like 10% white. I voted for Trump.

>>722449661
>28
>mom thinks I'm autistic
>loves having me at home

I fucked my cousin up the ass which made her hymen break (I know)
I paid a local doctor 400$ to get her a fake hymen

She was my anal whore until her hymen broke and she became frantic

Had a looooot of fun with her before though

>>722449379
Just trying to make money right now, I live in the middle of nowhere so I'm trying to save up and move somewhere else, make some friends, get a g/f, etc.
I'm thinking about breaking down and getting a prostitute but I'm too prideful to ever do that.
I don't think I'm asexual or low T I'm just not interested at this point in my life.

>>722449780
food? 4ch shitposting? porn?
idk , it's mostly just the habit of waking up even if I know everything is meaningless

I know for a fact that my girlfriend hates me and is plotting to hurt me massively

I found evidence, and she smiles and loves me (pretends) everyday

I am sleeping with the enemy /b/

>>722450168
Do tell more

>>722450168
are you sure you're not just paranoid? how do you know for a fact? unless you somehow read her facebook messages plotting against you

>>722442591
probably but Currently im doing the same for the option of a Threesome with her best friend

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I'm amazed at how many of you faggots have fucked their cousins
you guys spend valentine's day in family don't you ?

>be me
>few years ago
>at school waiting for class to start in the stair
>huge need to take a shit
>class will start very soon i can't go to the toilet..
>check in the stairs if there is someone.
>decide to shit in the stairs and spread it on doors
>piss every where because we're so close to perfection

7 years later, I still feel guilty about having let my ex-gf got abused by her father: I was the only person she trusted enough to confess about it, and I did nothing at all.

>>722450330
She is reading on slow poisoning on her Samsung tabs

She is buying ingredients like ginger and some spices

She has googled our country's response time for ambulances

And in a fight she has said "I will make you pay"

That's just the tip

The real evidence is her msg to her best friend telling her something bad is going to happen and she needs somewhere to crash and hide

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>>722439025
>when you're an edgy teenager neet

>>722450331
See
>>722450581

>>722450538
And then?

> deciding to kill myself
> in about a week
> hanging myself
> at school
> on a field tree
> cuz why not
kek

>>722450581
how bad did you hurt her to make her so revengeful??

>>722450662
don't forget to pick a solid rope

>>722450538
>sport teacher got a tight yoga pant
>can see her pussy trough it
>get a bonner
>decide to go to the teachers toilet
>fap hard for few minutes
>here little cunt was so fucking nice
>cum on the seat and leave

10 minutes later
>teacher leave us few minutes to go toilet
>she fucking goes to the toilet where i faped
>see her coming back licking her fingers

still think of this. fucking bitch was hot

>>722438817
by the time I was 12 I had fucked 7 different guys

My childhood friend and I once took a girl into a barn and we fucked her for two days
Wouldn't let her go
We brought her food, and fucked her endlessly until we heard someone was looking for her

Well....That lead something else..

>>722450581
that's not called evidence m8

>>722450645
nobody knew it was me but it was pure kek. smelly shit and piss everywhere and people walking on.... every body was talking about it for many weeks.

>>722444585
Use logkext

Far as I know the only way to pull it up is through the command prompt.

>>722450750
>rope
i know im actually finding a good rope, i found a area next to the baseball field where the baseball equptment is. and its chill i also will record it. and i just want to everyone know im gone that i know. cause i go to a small school

>>722450712
Not my fault
I reacted to her trying to break my ego by calling her a dead inside whore

I told her she wasn't even worth fighting with

I let my girlfriend fuck her coworker and I have pics of it

>>722438817
was a virgin till age 24, discovered at same time that I last longer then 90% of men

fucking waste

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>>722450903
No you're not, pussy.

>>722450816
She told the friend that she would Posion me
They discussed it

ive send a dickpic to my cousin

>>722451009
bet?

>>722446814
Im not that guy, but i use to think about suicide too.

What you said is fucking beautiful and its the reason we are all here.

We are annonymous friends who helo each other just by being here.

We maybe have read each other before, maybe we will do it again one day. But we will never know. But thats why we do it. We are all one.

Thank you

>>722446711
feel sorry for all that, but i've been failing at so many things and i keep letting people down. just can't stand shame and guilt for not doing what i have to do in life. tried, tried again, asked for help, looked into solutions, nothing worked so far. It just seems so much more easy to just evaluate that option than to even only think about trying again and having to bear failure once again. shit has been going on for years now, last couple of months i got dumped too and that took away the only last thing in life that was really working. it just doesn't seem to be any real other option.

>>722445782
well personally I think you just end but hey I've never died so who the fuck am I to talk?

>>722450770
Detail?

>>722450763
>in sport class we had to go to the pool
>one time i decide to piss in the pool
>does it
week later
>decide i'll take a shit in the shower
you know, the shower you take just before going in the pool
>shit start to be liquified and water turn like huge shit
>kids see it and call teacher
no class that day

I am a hetero sexual white man with money in the bank, a nice job, a magnificent girlfriend and great friends. I have no wierd fetish and I don't want to die.

>>722451015
ok now that's different

>>722450937
why are you still there then? gtfo.

I fucked my best friend's gf
He found out we were talking
I blamed and frames her, I used her phone to send my self suggestive messages

I used my phone to send her "fuck off, I am friends with your boyfriend you fucking piece of shit"

And other such noble mags
In reality I fucked her brains out many many times behind his back

When shit hit the fan I showed him a list of mags from me telling her to fuck off and pretended that she deleted them from her phone

He punched her so hard he broke her jaw
He still loves me hard as his bro, I had my dick splatter her mouth with cum many times just hours before he and her hung out

I regret one thing, not fucking her more
Women are such useless fuck toys

>>722438817
Girls only masterbate on the vernal equinox.

I'd kill myself immediately if I wasn't convinced there was no after life.

>>722451308
I am literally living with my murderer

>>722451313
Leaving in a few days, found an apartment

I don't know what to do until then other than fast and not eat shit

>>722451339
the what?

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I lost my virginity to a fat 45 year female prostitute. That is the only sex I've ever had.

I've been on 3 awkward dates with a girl who I actually don't like that much. I'm too afraid to tell her, because she appears to like me a lot and I'm afraid of being alone.

I guess I'm bisexual. Two of my friends know. I've not done anything, but my internet history is clear evidence I'm not (fully) straight.

I am so alone.

>>722451270
>still in sport class at the pool
>class is finished so we goes to the dressroom
>some stupid asshole decide to fap in front of others
>"hey guys look my dick it start to grow LOL"
>others decide to touch it (yes, they touched his dick)
>"WOW ITS EVEN BIGGER
>everybody start faping
>teacher knock the door and enter
>teacher see 10-12 y/o kids faping

this one was fucking awesome. kids are pretty idiots...

I've sucked my brother's dick more than a few times while he was sleeping.

i secretly dream of killing my gf just to feel sad afterwards

>>722450566
have you ever told her and apologized? maybe she wouldn't even have wanted to do anything, or maybe she has forgiven you already. in any case, maybe you just were not strong enough to even thinking about doing something. it sucks, but still feeling guilty proves at least you care, you are not an ass.

Once had a rageout while drunk, because another dude destroyed my keyboard, afterwards I've raged and destroyed stuff worth about 300 bucks after that.

Trying not to get drunk anymore ever since.
Also haven't invited friends to my house for drinking since then.

Did I mention that the keyboard was still working after I washed it clean? Fml.

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me. I think they're O.K. If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away.

I dont seed

>>722450662
Which school?

>>722451605
Addition: I thought that dude destroyed my keyboard, because he accidentally poured wine over it.

I have been fucked in the ass so hard that I think I transformed into a submissive person

All my life I was neutral, not dominant not submissive
But one time I got megafucked, we are talking deep rectal spreading pounding so hard your pelvis hurts hard

And I think I became slutty after it.
I love girls mind you, I only sleep with them mostly
But nowadays all I think about is going to a gay orgy and getting fucked to death

>>722451206
nothing special mostly it was mostly friends and a few cousins
although I could do a green text about a threesome if you want

>>722450662
cuz hanging sucks. better a headshot, better your car gas. and don't do it in public, if you want to die you don't need to fuck others' life by showing them your dead ass swinging from a tree.

>>722450791
what happened?

I used my sister-in-law's panty to fap a couple of weeks ago and she almost caught me. I used a clean cotton underwear and and placed it back in her drawer. I think she know but hasn't said anything. Still talk a little bit.

>>722451554
>this time still in sport class
>goes to dressroom
>decide to mess up with girls
>faking i go to the toilet
>coming back but open the girls door
>few of them was almost nude

yes i've seen their pussy. but it was more earlier we were 15-16 by this time... i'm 21 now

>>722451766
>pounding so hard your pelvis hurts hard
>all I think about is going to a gay orgy and getting fucked to death
hot

i have very bad teeth

>>722451862
We fucked her into insanity basically
She was never the same

>>722450985
pics, faggot. share 'em.

>>722447379
>I'm a straight guy but I got fucked in the ass
Oxymoron.

>>722451605
maybe you need anger management therapy /b/ro

>>722440015
same

>>722441886
Honestly dude, stick with your heart. If she seems so perfect, she probably is. Don't sweat the small stuff. I'm a civil worker in Indianapolis and let me tell you, there are tons, and by tons i mean thousands, of amazing 2 to 3 to 4 year old children in every city, with a worse dealt hand than you could imagine, just looking for love. That's the kinda shit that brings two human beings together for life, physically, and spiritually.

>>722438817
I sometimes troll pretty hard.

>>722451783
sure yeah!

>>722449661
You remind me of my father. He is only a few years old than you and does nothing but smoke weed and play Call of Duty on 360 while living with his parents.
The man is 40 years old.
He stopped speaking to me when I purchased my home at 22. I think he feels like I should have supported him.

>>722451431
no friends to crush in the meanwhile? that sounds fucked up enough to ask for a bit of help.

>>722451897
You don't know sex till you hire two well hung escorts to brutalized you

>>722450538
Are you that Polish kid that spread his shit on the walls at the school I went to?

I have nudes of my mother in law that I keep on an encrypted hard drive. I got them when I was backing up her PC for a hard drive swap.

I've jerked off while looking at them when my wife was asleep and would go upstairs to cum all over her.

A load meant for her mother. Wife loves cum on her so she doesn't argue. They are some intense orgasms.

Lost my virginity to a horse at the age of 19...

>>722452227
I don't want to report her
I don't want her in jail
I want her free

>>722451534
in my experience to find new friends and women who like you the two answers are: hobbies you love and volunteering work. Especially the second, it makes you meet people taking away the initial diffidence and fear, as you are united in a common ethical goal for no gain. you should try it.

I fucked my way into a family of the guy that loves me
I don't really love him, I am aiming for his dad

I sometimes think of offing them all

>>722452375
I'll kill her for you

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I found gay porn on my dads personal computer when i was 12, never said anything to anyone

>>722451892
>spanish class
>teacher is pretty hot cute face and body
>always wear little dress
>sooo fucking hot
>have a plan. tell my friend that is in front of my table to ask for help to she's just in front
>can see her pantie
>god i have a huge bonner
>so retarded i decide to put my hand on her ass while i push a pen so it fell of the table
>she didnt mind
>she look at me and she have a small smile

one week later

>friend ask for help
>this time i wont put my hand...
>but my FUCKING RULLER on her tight ass
>push it or her ass so i know she really can feel something touching her ass
>she still dont mind

wtf

again one week later
>do the same thing with friend and with the ruller
>she look at me with a even bigger smile and start to lick her lips

i could have fucking my spanish teacher when i was 16 (she was something like 35ish). she was so hot...
>

>>722451316
you are not a friend though. remember that, deep down, you don't deserve his friendship.

>>722451972
Actually not and that's the weird thing. I haven't had any kind of rageout like ever. Ofc I get angry and stuff, but everything on a perfectly normal level.

I literally have no Idea why I've been raging that hard at that point. Usually I would also be able to think - even if totally wasted - as far as "let it dry and clean the keyboard tomorrow".

The last time I've destroyed stuff while raging, was like 10 years ago at the age of 14 or so, when I raged at an online shooter and smashed my headset against the wall.

On the other hand, I've had a pretty bad OCD 2-3 years ago and maybe a shitload of wine (I rarely drink wine) revived some of those suppressed aggressions, that were privotal in the cause of my OCD.
I'm just glad that I've hurt nobody.
(If I even were able to hurt anyone, I'm a manlet)

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>>722452606
I found my dog porn on my dads computer on his history

>>722451917
Like how was she never the same?

>>722438817
I've been to the ionesphere
The earth aint a globe

>>722451917
ever got caught or punished about it?

>>722438817
immature child shit but it would get me in trouble...i was young so were my friends we went and spray painted dicks n stuff all over our local schools perfect white walls...on dick went onto brick wall instead of white stucko shit...turns out to have that sand blasted off and all the other shit removed would have cost around 4 grand...bounty was offered for info leading to our arrest...no one ever knew it was us nore did they suspect...to this day dont really care cause it was stupid and a long time ago...

>>722452375
Well, that's fucked up. I mean your whole story. What the fuck.

>>722446384
you sick fuck

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>>722449910
>Anal Sex
>Hymen

>>722452318
oook, details?

>>722452679
>english class
>teacher is somewhat a 7/8
>got a big ass and awesome boobs

this teacher was a bit special, when we needed help we had to go to her table....

>need help
>goes to her table and watch her in the eyes
>sudently notice her awesome boobs..
>can only watch them
>she notice and start to move a little to make her boobs move a bit
>fucking awesome
>put a hand on her dress to show more of her boobs
>get bonner and notice she look at it with a smile

everytime i could get to her table she did it. almost faped everytime after this class in the toilet thinking of her

>>722453064
7/10 i meant

>>722452795
She twitches a lot. Probably stabs herself in the vagina and says "No!... No!... Bad!... This is what they want... they want the bad... but I'll make it good.... I'll make it clean..." *stab* *cut* "still not good enough..." *stab*.... *cry....*

>>722453020
he fucked her hard enough to break her hymen... or his tiny dick slipped :shrug:

>>722452375
well... but why? for love or to get back at her afterwards? Beside, a good friend would host you and accept not to tell anything to the cops if you don't want to.

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>>722438817
Alright but you asked for it op.

One time in the 3rd grade I stayed late in my class after the other kids left for lunch and the teacher told me to hurry up but did anything but the such, I went to almost EVER desk and swapped ever pencil box with a different desk & for good measure put the teacher's laser pointer & mouse in a kids backpack That was a dick. the second I touched the door to leave she was there wondering what I was doing, needless to say op, MISSON COMPLETE. The kid I hid the mouse and laser pointer on got sent because he was throwing food so he got a free laser pointer and computer mouse.

The literal hell that was raised by the pencils box's though was a hilarious prank that I inspired me in the future when I started putting strips of clear tape on the floor under people's desk sticky side up so they started sliding on the tiles in the halls when they tried to run.

>>722445450
Don't give up faggot

>>722439025
Kek

>>722441886
I have something similar going on, except my gf has RA. Unlike your situation, my gf has a short life expectancy, so I'll prob have kids after she dies, even if that means I'm in my 40's.

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I study the behaviors of people and manipulate them with my own personality, I use heavy THC strains of marijuana to put them in an absolute relaxed state, then without them realizing it I induce a state of hypnosis on them and talk to their subconscious, planting positive thoughts into their mind.

This is my method of therapy for many and it has worked without them ever realizing what I have done.

The best thing is they never realize it and they just end up feeling good over the course of weeks.

Special technique I learned from somebody, it doesn't work for everyone, but it's nice to know I can make people feel better about themselves.

>>722446255
what about dat daughter tho

>>722441658
Follow up on this

>>722453176
Sent home because*

>>722453284
STOP TELLING PEOPLE OUR SECRETS YOU FOOL

I fuck crossdressers because I want to be a woman; I swear, it makes sense to me.

>>722453284
Don't oversell it, you're just giving a pep talk to a high person.

>>722452965
you should send them an anon letter telling them all the details about how you did it, without telling them who you are. maybe with a temporary email address on it just to let the contact you.

>>722445737
dont worry travis, he told us and we all know pack your shit (no...im not kidding this isnt a pun) your leaving tonight

>>722453176

WOW MAN EXTREME STUFF

I like it though

>>722451066
Sissy fag. You're too scared.

>>722453514
This is why people get caught, doing the dumb shit you suggested.

If you're going to commit a crime to it right.

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>>722453284

>>722452309
i'm not polish i'm french

but you seems to have a good story about shit so tell us this sound awesome.

yes i like stories that have shit, bonus if they spreaded shit. this make my day just by imagining the scene

>>722453284
Teach seriously
Gmail me

>>722453690
using VPN, a VPS, and a online vpn

>>722451575
>pretending to be asleep wishing for your rape to end, and starting a life of bedwetting our of the trauma

FTFY

someone make a new thread please

>>722453837
iktf bro..

>>722443705
If it's not Sofia don't bother

>>722453117
she needs you to set her straight

''This is what they want... they want the bad...''

go and tell her that we want just her, that she is wondefull just the way she is, no need to do anything special

I think about every retarded thing I've ever done since the 4th grade, no matter how insignificant. I then proceed to cuss myself out for being so fucking stupid, sometimes audibly. This happens 2-3 times a day. I'll probably end up torturing myself about posting this too...

>>722453690
we are not talking robbing a bank dude, we are talking RL trolling writing on walls, obviously it's fun to hear about it afterwards, with TOR and a fake ass email u don't risk anything.

I've been cheating on my girlfriend of 8 years with a girl i work with who has been in a relationship for the past 15 years. We haven't had sex, main just making out in my car, playing with her tits. She has blown me on a few occasions but, I have yet to eat her out.

>>722438817
Whenever I jack off I think about my ex girlfriend from a few years ago. Even though I've dated 3 girls since then, I've never loved any of them the same way.

I causally feel like killing myself every day and have never told anyone....

>>722452923
Nope

>>722452795
Like she is a demented mess right now

>>722453020
Hard anal breaks hymens

>>722453995
it's cheating anyway, if you have to risk it at least fuck the shit out of her

i let people think im "edgy" but the thoughts i have are real and sometimes im scared ill act on them

>>722454285
Believe me when that day comes that's my plan.

>>722451431
Dude, for the love of god, please leave and go stay somewhere. Friend's, parents, siblings, fuck, even a shelter. Fuck, even a police department or fire department can help. For at least a few days. I don't know how it works around the rest of the world, but here in lil ol' Indiana, fire stations are fitted with short term stay facilities for people who are in need. They won't be able to take physical action against your bitch because that's not nearly enough evidence. But trust me dude, shit sounds hot, go seek help. You leaving may be what even triggers her to snap. Ninja tfo of that place asap.

>>722454174
well, you should have. You are a disgusting piece of shit and you should really think about going to the cops for what you did to her. think if anyone would ever do that to your gf you psycho.

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Dont judge me

>>722444849
virgin detected

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>>722453928
oh shit man i thought i was the only one, i feel so weird when i physically move my head as a " no " or cuss myself outloud cause i can't help but think about those random retarded things ive done
something that kind of helped me : you're probably the only one to remember about these things

>>722439025
I'm pretty sure I have more than 20,000 hours on games I have 3000+ just on black ops 1 nazi zombies

Im secretly a bit gay.
Always talk to my mates about how I hate gay shit like being touched by dudes, but pretty much every night I send nudes to men and women.
No one will ever know.. I just act all in the closet to them so they'll never tell (Hopefully)

>>722454174
Do you feel bad for turning her into a demented mess?

>>722454408
I am leaving
I just don't know what to do about HER
Should I report or no?

>>722454411
Cry me a river liberal drone

>>722454664
I dont want to know how many hours i have logged into my ps3 and ps4 lol

>>722452140
>be me
>be me having sleepover with two friends
>im 5'6 12 years old, pale and skinny as a twig because i wasn't eating
>friend A is the same height as me, a year younger, tan and rather well built for his age
>friend B is 5'2 my age black and has an average build
>we mostly play video games and rough-house until its time for bed
>we play video games with the volume off until about midnight
>friend B wants to look at porn
>i was a spoiled little shit who got whatever I wanted so I had my own personal desktop in my room
>we start looking at shitty early 2000's internet porn
>we find a picture we all like
>we start jerking off
>all of the sudden friend B grabs my dick
>he starts jerking me off as I feel his ass
>friend A starts using rubbing his dick against B's ass
>B starts to suck me off and I feel him moan/groan as A finally enters his asshole
>me and A start slowly thrusting into B's ass and mouth
>not even 5 minutes in and B say it hurts and he wants to switch
>so I get in the middle and get on my hands and knees as B lays down in front of me and A spits on my asshole
>I start to suck B off as A continues where he left off
>I use my tongue to lick around B's little prick while A fucks me like a dog
>i never knew getting split roasted could feel so good
>B starts to push me down and pull my hair as A fucks me harder and faster
>all of the sudden im pushed down by A as he grabs my waist and pushes me into an ass-up-face-down position before he starts to jerk me off
>B walks over to A and shoves his cock into A's mouth
>this continues for a bit until A stops and I feel a little bit of liquid in my ass
>A falls on his back and i grab him by the waist and start to rub my cock against his asshole
>B says he wants to put it in now so i tell him to just go get some lotion and we can both fuck him
>A starts to panic but i calm him down
>B comes back and rubs the lotion into A's ass
>we both slip in just fine
Cont?

>>722446095
that was deliberate cracka Big chris is his older brother

>>722454904
so you're liberal if you're against rape ?
what the shit am I reading

>>722454764
Do you need me to feel anyway?