If Tom Hanks were an armored battle vehicle, he'd be Tom Tanks

>>722421249
if he posted on /b he'd be tom wanks

>>722421249
If he worked in a bank, he would be Tom banks

if he were were grateful he would be Tom Thanks

if he was a jew he'd be dead

if he was on titanic he would be tom sank

>>722421249
Lmao!!

If he was a greater he would be Tom Thanks

If Tom Hanks missed a field goal he'll be Tom Chanks

>>722421249
If he'd ever play a witty soldier in a WWII scenario, he'd be called Tom Flanks

If he was a critic he would be Tom Ranks

If he was a bumb he would be Tom Stank

If he liked to pull tricks on people he'd be Tom Pranks

>>722421249
If tom hanks was black he'd be called tom shanks

>>722421249
If he were rough in sex
He'd be Tom yanks

if he was a whore he would be Tom Skanks

If he needed lubrication he'd be Tom Clanks

If Tom Hanks was sexually impotent he'd be Tom Blanks

If he were tall and skinny he'd be tom lanks

If he was the top in a BDSM relationship he'd be Dom Spanks

If he smoked a lot of marijuana he would be Tom Danks

If he was a meme he'd be Tom Danks

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if he was a badass inmate he'd be Tom Shanks

If he sold hot dogs he'd be Tom Franks

>>722421707
>bumb
nigga is you serious?

and if these threads were funny, it'd be fucking miracle

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>>722421672

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Moar

If Tom Hanks was a jg in league, he'd be Tom Ganks

>>722421249
tom hanks sucked in the passion of the christ

>>722421925
Don't you have dicks you could be sucking?

>>722421915
esl? bomb, bum. go easy on 'em.

>>722421915
Yea a bumb like as in homeless

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>>722421947
o my god thats from the poppy/tristana update comic right?
how did i remember that

If Tom Hanks ever starred in a movie with Rick Moranis, he'd be Tom Shranks

If he were to be made out of wood he would be Tom Planks

>>722421992
I do. Im waiting for your son to get out of preschool

>>722422079
Kek

>>722422049
its bum not bumb you dumb fuck

>>722422107
He's actually in second grade. 2old4you

If Tom Hanks shot people up close he'd be Tom Pointblanks

>>722422049
You need to learn how to do some enunciation and spelling faggot

>>722422160
>>722422216
Fuck off cunts if you want to corect somones speling become a teacer so you can corect peplos spelling not on the intwrnt fucking keybord warriors get a life shitheads

>>722421249
FUCK OU OP
though i am a Paki and i too like To Hanks so
i guess everyone likes Tom Hanks

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>>722422479
Why did I read that in Trump's voice?

>>722421249
if he were a grammar nazi he'd be oTm nakHs

If Tom Hanks were a horny bong, he'd be Tom Wanks

>>722422479
Lol spelling is important on the internet because you aren't vocalising anything. Get an education Pablo.

If Tom Hanks were an abusive parent, he'd be Tom Spanks

This thread rofl

>>722421719
>If he liked to pull tricks on people he'd be Tom Pranks

or tom skanks

>>722421249
if he was a Muslim he would be Muhammad Tom Al-hanks

>>722421249
If Tom Hanks were born as chinese, he'd be Tom Wang.

If Tom Hanks huffed fermented shit and piss, he'd be Tom Jenks

>>722421249
If Tom Hanks were playing in NBA, he'd be Tom Dunks.

>>722422059
Yep, nice memory there. The face is priceless

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Congratulations on being able to think of words that rhyme with Hanks.

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If Tom Hanks were a sore, he'd be Tom Canks.

when tom smoked his first joint, he was tom danks

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If he were a drunk nigger he'd be Tyrone Dranks.

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>>722422703
Hello.

Did you know that when a human read something he only read the firs and the last letter, watches the length of the word, associates it with a memory and then moves on?

Did you think you were reading every sigle letter? If so, you are wrong.

Gn

>>722421249
If Tom Hanks was a fighter pilot on your 6, he'd be Tom Flanks.

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>>722423650
Are you under the impression that your rear is one of your flanks?

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>How retarded