How are you celebrating your valentine's /b/? Pic related.

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>>722419527
Bought myself a new toy for when the dog isn't feeling it

>>722420104
Sweet. Do they feel like the real thing?

>>722419527
me on the right

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With Carl

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>>722420186
Not quite but when you heat them up in a hot water bath and use the right kind of lube they come pretty close

>>722420287
Those fries look delicious.

Are they delicous? They look delicious.

>>722420489
They are amazing, cheese bacon beer waffle fries

>>722419527
I made the wife some fudgy brownies from scratch, then put strawberries on top, and covered the whole thing in melted chocolate. I bought her flowers, a dozen balloons, and i hid love notes and poems around the house.

And I'm certain I'll get a peck of a kiss for it, and nothing more.

>>722420607
Sheeeeeit.... i think we have one in town. Fries for lunch sounds good to me!

sada

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I'm celebrating my valentines with nothing, nobody speaks to me.

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>>722420607
>beer waffle

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>>722421075
That's sad, but I know how you feel anon. Sheer up ! I'm here !

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>>722421075
If you have a dog you don't need anything or anyone else

>>722421456
Wish I could have a dog

my dog, a jar of peanutbutter and a bottle of scotch.

>>722421539
I'd love to watch

>>722419527
Gay boy who's hanging out with his straight best friend. (My friend's a girl you cucks, don't think this'll end up like one of those fake stories you find on /hm )

>>722421596
come on over, you can be my dog ;)

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>>722421539

>>722421596
>>722421845
Great, I love to share

>>722421378
I don't blame you, nobody likes weebs.

Is olive garden any good? I'm going there with my wife.

>>722420348
wait, how the fuck do you know what a dog's muzzle feels like on your dick??

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Gonna have a nice afternoon

>>722422222

>>722422159
Maybe they make each other leak with precum?

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practicing footjobs

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>>722419527
Edging for hours until the evening when I will blow a huge load and then piss on mmyself in the bathtub and jack off again

>>722422475
Show more, slut

>>722419527
vidya snacks and masturbation

>>722422225
I'd lap up all that precum

>>722423121
Hmm, I wonder what's between your legs... would be happy with it anyway

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thats between my legs <3

>>722423697
Yummy... pull back. Wanna see the head.

Shy? Show that big clit to daddy

>>722423763
sorry have no pic with pulled back ;) i will look if i find something nice for u

>>722424112
Good boy. More in slutty outfit?

Anally fucked myself for a few hours earlier then continued now because no gf. Just finished using my 11 inch dildo and noticed there's a lot of anal lube on it. It felt amazing.

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>>722424206

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>>722424112

>>722424387
Show it

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>>722424459
my kik : yvonne321deins
i have some videos that i cant post here ;)

>>722424432
>>722424459
Very nice. How old are you?

>>722424508
Hmm, deutsch? Got skype too?

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>>722424549
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>>722424629
yes but no cam

>>722424497
Give me a second. Gotta convert it because it's too big for file

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>>722424717

>>722422475
more

>>722419527

http://fickenVZ.net/220745
searching here - Germans around?

>>722424717
Ok, gimme your skype. Will have to make a new kik soon.

>>722424822
bin deutsch ja

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>>722424883
but i have no cam for skype

>>722424717

Hey anon can you do me a favor and take a single picture of the big black dildo for me? in the same way

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>>722424497

>>722424989
Macht nix, ich mach bald nen neuen kik account. Nur dass wir weiter reden können, wenn der Thread weg ist.

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>>722425056
sure gimme a min

>>722421857
Sauce?

>>722425105
ryuuka

>>722419527

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>>722424497
Here's a more clearer version (:

>>722425065
Good boy. Show your cock

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>>722419527

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>>722419527
For the wife. Making a from scratch Italian dinner at home with candles and music, taking her into the bedroom to fuck the shit out of her, then going to see La La Land.

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>>722425248
Drone Strike on the new map
And tits or GTFO

>>722422475
Do me

>>722425203
Frankfurt?

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>>722425056

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>>722425222
forgot pic, nice trips.

With my bong, I ain't gay

>>722425449
Thanks anon! Need it for gift ideas

>>722425394
nope oder gib mir deinen namen oder warte falsch
sebastian.kon6
das ist mein name xD sorry

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>>722425260
I have a small cock :( It's only 4 inches when erected.

>>722422475
I volunteer to be your test subject.
Will you sit on my face while you do it tho?

>>722419527
Sober and miserable, geting cock blocked by my children, falling asleep to shit tv, maby buy a new game i wont have time to play.. hate on that fucking jew that came up with that shitty fucking 90/10% retarded balance when we only make 30% more because we didnt suck cock in school and work out.. fuck this gay world. Chances are your So will gain 30% body weight if she is a bitch.

>>722425729
sure i can biut only when u feed me with cum

>>722419527
Not being a huge faggot like you

>>722425856
Deal! Now show more pics you tease

>>722425725
Lovely clit. Wanna lick that precum.

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>>722426015
my clit

>>722426021
Mmmm.. I would love that.. It's very sensitive right now.. It won't stop leaking either..(:

>>722426152
Would cage. I wanna feel it leaking on my chin while I eat your hole.

bought my wife a bouquet of rose. now i don't have to care about this jew shit for another year

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>>722426469
no problem sweetie

>>722425846
I hate you and hope you kill yourself today

Show your pussy to the men

>>722426225
Mmh... leaking non stop... like doggie cock

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hehe

>>722420348
>Hazel

Good taste.

Also dog pussy is delicious.

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my little horse dildo from bad dragon

>>722427075
Show the dildo

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>>722426902
I need to buy a chastity cage today. What color do you like? (:

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With my boyfriend.

>>722427238
Black is fine. How old are you?

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>>722427206
nebem dem schwarzen dildo
>>722424717

>>722419527
Its a commercial "holiday" on a Tuesday who gives a fuck ?

>>722427327
I'll have to get a black one now. (: I am 23.

>>722427515
Good girl. Got skype?