ITT: We're in the waiting room at the doctor's office.

ALRIGHT NOBODY FUCKING MOVE I HAVE A GUN

>>722412618
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>722412320

I like to molest children

>>722412320
*licks magazines*

I'm here just to pretend to be a patient when i am actually the doctor

Jesus Christ, I came for my oxycontin script and a cup of shitty coffee. I AM IN NO GODDAMN MOOD. shoot me faggot, maybe then they'll put me on fentanyl patches.
buncha cucks.

*farts and hopes that nobody notices*

Mr. Johnson, the doctor will see you now.

AIDS AIDS I HAVE AIDS COMING THRUE, BUT NOT THE GAY AIDS THE NEEDLE AIDS!

>On my phone texting with keyboard tap volume all the way up.

*COUGH COUGH COUGH* AARRRLLL * MORE COUGHING*

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Where the hell is the doctor?

I really need to poop.

>>722413304
Hey what's the smell?

>>722413410
Oh shit! Probably me too

"FUCKING OBAMA CARE"

I need my vicodin NOW! GIVE IT TO ME!! REEEEE

*sits and waits for nurse to call me for my scheduled appointment with my doctor*

>>722414037
The guy with the gun shot him, we're waiting for the other doc

>>722414389
It's going to be a while. The doctor just got shot.

>>722414468
It gonna never happen we're stuck here