rate my girl, /b/

>>722410594
Nice thick stems. Have more?

hugely fat
looks like a tumblr whale

abort abort abort

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>>722410747
this is us together <3

>>722410594


How can we rate your girl when we can't even see her? Where is she? Is she hiding behind that big fatty? Tell her to come out so we can see her.

>>722410594
post her ass

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>>722410859
she's perfect! >:(

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tell me what you would do to my sexy beast

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>>722411047
Hambeast*
FTFY

She is FAT

>>722410594
love the chubster but need to see moar or this thread is dead to me.

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i love how all the neckbeard fat virgin losers on here talk a big game when they stay here jerking off to gay trans porn and loli

stay salty little faggots. at least i can fuck something other than a warm bagel :)

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>>722411316
She eats all our bagels after we're done fucking them.

>>722410957
Thats is one goofy looking shitskin right there.

>>722411316


So she's fat AND ugly?

Jesus christ man. I know you're pissed because people are laughing at your girl, but what did you think would happen posting that jackal here? Even you know she's a hyena or you would be here trying to get some validation.

>>722411316
post more full body pics.

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>>722411418
S A V A G E

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>>722410957
>>722410957
>>722410957


Well since you're some odd brown third world person, I suppose that's the best you could do.


Not sure if anyone ever told you this, but you look like a fuckin statue from some primitive island. Old fuckin easter island faced nigga

Tbh she got some thick thighs, cute face, 6/10 need ass shots to further the score

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>>722411615
i found her fb lel. this faggot is posting a bunch of pics str8 from her fb ffs

>>722411418


Looks like she got a couple undigested bagels stored in them cheek pouches there. Probably chews them a bit at a time for later digestion.

>>722411806
Well give it to us faggot

>>722411796


she got cankles to match them thick thighs and the calves of a Div 2 Lineman to boot. Or should I say calfs.

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>>722411562
>>722411763
>>722411838
oh HAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNI!!! XD

SHUT THE FUCK UP. you pieces of shit should be happy i even share her with you nobodie losers. and i'm not a fucking third worlder, i have a bachelors in science so such my fat mexican cock just like my white wife

stay cucked, virgins

>>722411950
I like fat chicks though, so its fine to me

>>722411806
post some of her pics or give it to us.

>>722411934
>>722412009
enjoy

/CelesteGardner94

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>>722411971
This bitch sounds angry that we're making fun of his little Beluga whale.

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>>722411971

>>722411971
>>722411971

>i'm not a fucking third worlder

>my fat mexican cock

>mexican
Uh, I have news for you Pablo....

>>722411971
>fat mexican cock
does it also have high cholesterol like your lard bunny?

After stalking her facebook I'd totally throat plow he cute face

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>>722410594
r8

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>>722411971

Mexican? No way, never would have guessed.


Wait.....wait.....I see it now.

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>>722412601
those photoshop classes really paid off, Nick

>>722412046
>/CelesteGardner94


You know after looking through those pics...I think OP is more feminine and attractive than the fat tumblr closeted dyke he married.

He might have bigger tits too.

she's okay. reminds me of my ex. she would make a great fuck toy but anything beyond that is sketchy in my book. im guessing OP is too much of a butthurt spic to actually post nudes tho

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>>722411971
Funny how you stopped talking shit when someone found your land whale's FB. People like you deserve to get fucked with.

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>>722411971


You can take the mexican out of the home depot parking lot and....


...no wait. You can't.

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>>722413159
My point exactly.

I bet OP is desperately trying to figure out how he can delete this thread right about now.

lol wtf is this thread? has anyone messaged the fat chick to get nudes or na?

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>>722413351


After googling a bit, I am not sure he even posted this. The chick has an ex stalking her (see post on supforums requesting a dox @ her FB name). The kid himself is definitely a b-tard (seriously he has trollface and cringey memes like that all over his FB wall) so maybe it was him.

Regardless, after looking I feel kind of sorry for him. His mom's dead, and her remaining family looks like the most stereotypical beaner vato trash imaginable. His dad is some retarded wanna-be hippy who married a mail order flip bride who legit looks like a tranny. He has almost no friends and no prospects of much of a career. He also looks like pic related. Seriously I'm surprised he hasn't eaten a bullet, but this fatty he married (and they are living with and mooching off her family) must have been like winning the lottery for him.

>>722414449
what's his fb? and never feel sorry for some faggot stalker

>>722414449
>lurks /b/
>probably mentally ill
>fat fuck loser
>not spamming to dox his girl probably over some petty bullshit argument
i'm going to have to say you are probably wrong. that beaner is up to no good

>>722410851
is she a dude or girl ?
or are you a girl OP ?
The whole transgender pic you posted. says a lot

>>722414796
found it cus anon wouldn't deliver. he's going soft on us

/andrew.gardner.37?__xt__=31.[100006311073456%2C"intro_card"%2C%7B%7D]&pnref=lhc

>>722414449
>>722415286
that's her husband why would the husband stalk her?

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>>722415555
what makes you think he was stalking her? maybe he was trying to be sneaky and get her information out there so others would do something? or maybe he was stupid enough to think the guy who haxxor her. beats me. this is what i found tho as >>722414449 alluded to

>>722415783
I was replying to >>722415286
thought you were the same person. fucking mook needs to enable IDs

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anyone have more leads? im coming up dry

>>722416128
oh ma bad

>>722414796

Her profile has already been listed. Go to it. She lists her husband's name and it links to his profile. From there you can go way back. His profile is totally open. Pics from family shit, links to their profiles etc.

>>722415286

sorry was afk

>>722415783


yeah that's it. I think that's an ex. Husband wouldn't be stalking his own wife, using the last name she used in HS. COULD be him, for some weird reason. He's a weirdo in some ways, so maybe.

>>722416364

Leads on what?

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>>722416812
>Leads on what?
aw shiiiit. i thought we were doing old school le doxxer and le haxxor. o wells

>>722410594
Adelle body-double/10

>>722416812


Oh by the way, they fuckin crowdfunded a honeymoon that was way less than $1000. Let that sink in for a moment.

This, kids, is why you don't get married at 20 or 21. Classy.

>>722410594
She's cute. I'd like to bend her over.

>>722417422
>>722417422


forgot link

gofundme / pu57bnjw

>>722411999
I like fat chicks, too. I don't even care if she has a dick. It doesn't slow me down. Hey, everybody's got an asshole, right?

>>722417422
>>722417508
I mean it's practical and cheap but yeah I agree there's no need to rush and get married so young

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>>722416812
>Husband wouldn't be stalking his own wife, using the last name she used in HS.
>Husband wouldn't be stalking his own wife, using the last name she used before they got married.

ummmm..... he also used her current last name first and tagged her old name on the off chance there was information relating to her on that. im getting sherlock homes on this mofo and imagining how he committed the crime

IM ON TO YOU ANDREW, YOU BORDER BABY VATO

>>722417508
P A T H E T I C

>>722417742
What he said, plus stay on your side of the wall!

>>722410594
Her cankles are 10/10

>>722410594
doublewide/10

>>722417742
>>722417742


Absolutely possible.

I don't think he's bright enough to pull a double or triple cross though. He's SPED all the way and dumb as a rock. You can spot it looking through his history and info.

That's to say nothing of the fact his wife is an obvious closeted lesbian with daddy issues (unmarried parents, dad a wanna-be chad [lol army] who spent little time with her growing up) who is going to dump his ass and come fully out of the closet before she even hits age 30. I mean her big hobbies are drag shows and hanging out with her lesbian friends. Cue up the butch haircuts and grrl power history and...well, it's pretty obvious. But to him. He's that dumb.

>>722417508
Why is he having his honeymoon all the way out in California? If you can't afford to DRIVE there maybe you shouldn't be having a fucking honeymoon. Holy shit this guy pisses me off with how retarded he is.

>>722418545
>her big hobbies are drag shows and hanging out with her lesbian friends
link? i didn't see this. and yeah, he does sound pretty stupid and being able to do what i'm implying would require a bit of guile

honestly hearing more about this sad fuck kind of bums me out. i kind of want to say something to him but he's probably too deep in denial to admit he's probably being used or just in a pity relationship

>>722418756
>>722418756


They are from california.

I am not sure on the Ohio connection besides the obvious one with her dad living there and them coming out to do some mooching? I am not sure why you would move to shithole dayton ohio (in the ghetto no less) just to mooch and be broke, but....who knows. And by broke did you catch this on her wall?

"Hey everybody, I really need your help!
Andrew and I are running really low on cash and need money to buy food and gas, so I'm going to start doing cheap and basic commissions for $7. Here are the guidelines:
I'll do a headshot of any character or portrait, whether it be human, animal, anthro, whatevertheheck."

hahaha wtf. I guess their two jobs at home depot aren't cutting it.

>>722419139


4 square and other reviews. She reviewed one drag show and has check ins at others, and multiple check ins at gay and lesbo clubs. Most of her ohio friends list are straight 100% lesbians, or in-denial lesbians like she is.

I give it +/- 5 years. By 27 or so at the latest she'll be through with the patriarchy and fully shed her marriage. Andrew there will probably go drag queen or transgender himself by that point out of sheer confusion and desperation. As I said, he's special ed.


This whole thing is sad really. I've wasted an hour of my morning and everything I have found is really depressing. Except her dad. He's hilarious. Look around his wall for awhile, you'll crack up. He's a hardcore Trump supporter too so I imagine it leads to some spirited talk with his liberal tumblr dyke daughter and her beaner husband. But again, they are mooching off him, so they probably just keep their mouths shut, lol

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>>722419139


She sure knows how to pick em.

That goes with the closet too, pick bottom shelf which then justifies the urges in the other direction they already have been having.

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>>722419891
>>722420743
what in the ever-loving fuck?????

this is actually making me sick to my stomach. like, my stomach is literally turning. it's like watching the real life Requiem for a Dream except it's more pathetic but just as tragic. i get the feeling our friend Mr. Gardner (a fucking beaner named Gardner... can't make this shit up) is going to end up taking a nose dive off the nearest overpass the day she invites him to a Jerry Springer show and tells him she's been getting gang fucked by a pack of tranny niggers and is dating the local college SJW club founder

HOW CAN WE TURN THIS INTO INTERNET JUSTICE?

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>The drag queen performance is amazing :) They're all so sweet and sassy!

>>722421110
>>722421110

>a fucking beaner named Gardner

Well, his "dad" is a white hippy type. I put it in quotes because either he is actually adopted, or mom was cheating on the dad and that's not really his father. Look at pics of him vs his siblings. They all look half white. Him? He's dark as fuck. Like darker then his mother's beaner family members even. So either he was adopted from some yucatan tribesman or mom cheated on white dad with another (dark af) beaner. Because he is about as half white as the chick from Precious.

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his dad is from socal so it's very possible he's a spic. i can't find any pictures of his mom that would indicate she wasn't dark but yeah, even his sister is halla light skinned.

check out this jewel i found

*cue Sharp Dressed Man by ZZ Top*

>>722410594
thunderchunky/10

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>>722422316

No, dad is for sure not remotely hispanic. That's him on the left in the pic from above:

>>722414449

He's white as hell. Looks like the stapler guy from office space.


That isn't the beaners only sister either. All of them look like that, obviously mixed. He sure as fuck don't look half white. Like I said, you can pull up his mom's family from some of those pics, I know one of them called him "nephew" in response to a photo he posted way back. From there its easy to find that entire side of his family. One of THEM mentions her sister being dead which confirmed why he was being raised by dad and tranny-looking mail order stepmom (2nd from left in the pic of dad, above).

2 other things I noticed: beaner and his wife are both furries, or at least were when they were teenagers and first started dating. Secondly: the beaner's wife, while a tumblr whale today, has a super hot mom who looks far better than she does even in her mid 40's. Seriously, she's pretty goddamn hot. Married some british guy with what looks like a decent amount of money so that might have been what pushed beaner and beluga to go live with her father in ohio.


<----frito bandito thought this was seriously straight and married it, hahahaha wow. He's special.

>>722423177
Could he be Native?

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>>722423177
yeah i noticed her mom is a total cougar as well. dyky magee isn't so bad herself aside from the freakishly fat cankles. i'd definitely pork her. that haircut, however, says to me she's very impressionable and goes along with the crowd because that's the "hot new" hair cut for all the lefty dykes. seeing as how she's from cali it makes sense she would turn out to be a radically left liberal/progressive. those eyes and lips are gorgeous though. i can do without the rest however

you're on some next level haxxor shiz cus im having a hard time finding the material you mention. that picture you posted is from her account but doesnt show up on the actual profile

anyways, this picture is also highly suggestive of probable lesbian tendencies. people don't typically pose like that together and it seems to suggest a deeper emotional connection/union. i wouldn't be surprised if that crooked tooth freak is just a full blow cuckold and that's why she hasn't left him yet. what if that's their pact, they get to be in an open relationship and he gets to have her to fill the void of his desperate and cringey existence

maybe this is why stalker ex was trying to doxx her? was stalker ex one of us and wanted to see this butch and her mexican lesbian partner ruined because he knew?

the plot continues to thicken

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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>>722423995


The dad or the son?

Dad no way. Son absolutely could be.

If dad is indian he's a "native american" like elizabeth warren.

>>722425131


I dunno. I sit bored all day at a desk so nothing better to do than google shit. You can spot relationships based off even vague comments to photos especially when someone's account is wide open like his, so from there you can go from relative to relative like links on a chain.

I was wrong about a few things though, mainly due to timeline errors (confusing past with present): they're NOT mooching off her dad, they were mooching off beaner's sister and her freakishly hipster husband. Sis went to college in dayton and they moved out to couch surf. They are renting their own place now I believe, so not mooching anymore (probably why they are broke as fuck). Taco Supreme only has one sister, the one pictured above. I was confused by a pic I ran across with another girl who turned out to be his cousin. His grandfather was fairly dark, but mom couldn't have been, because her sisters and familia are light skinned. His grandmother was (maybe IS, she could still be alive, hard to tell) white, by the way. So you're telling me out of this kid's 4 grandparents, 3 of them were white? The 4th was kinda dark, but man if he was as dark as Djimon Hounsou his grandson still wouldn't be as dark as OP after 2 full generations of being bleached. My theory is still mom cheated or he's adopted.

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>>722426484
>Taco Supreme

im wondering if pancho villa is actually a closet case himself. he doesn't exactly scream high testosterone production and happens to be teamed up with a mentally ill lesbian that would be a perfect cover