I hate Hospitals, would you anons cheer a /b/rother up?

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>>722405611
Sure

you got nose-aids from sniffing your bf's ass?

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>>722405611

>>722405726
That is actually a great drinking game, also kek

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>>722405611
Oops

It will be all over soon.....As in you gonna die anon

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Kek

>>722405884
I was actually kinda worried since it was my first operation under full narcosis. The drugs were cash though, best sleep of my life
>>722405611
is she missing a finger?

they're better than morgues.

>>722406249
tell that my snooring room mate

bumb

>>722405611
are you in the hospital to get hair surgery?
because damn that looks like you just ripped that out of the women's shower drainage

>>722407033
neither could i shower, nor is it combed

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>>722405611

>>722405611
At least you are not a nigger

>>722405611
metal fan eh?

>>722405611
No more Medicare dude that hospital bill is gonna be TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!

>>722405611

How's it goin? WTF did you do to end up in the hospital? Are you in San Diego? Let me bring by a pizza and some beer.

As Midnight say, "Try Suicide"!

But seriously sick shirt cunt

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>>722405611
why is there a tampon stapped under your nose anon?

>>722405611
U look like an ugly girl

>>722405800
>That is actually a great drinking game
It's called never have I ever you teenage nerd

>>722406316
Nigger you don't even have it bad.

>>722408893
>>722408470
>>722408047
yeah, metal head.
I actually had a nose Operation because I couldnt breath at all through it. It was a chronic situation but I guess it will only get better from now on. Eventhough my nose is swallon and full off crusted blood, I can still breathe far better than before. I'm in a hospital in Berlin, sadly I'm not allowed to drink booze or smoke cigarettes. Some hospital in Berlin are really religious, I love to wear blackn roll shirt during my stays.

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>>722409407
>Muh nose
Why are you still there? Nose surgery is like babby tier day surgery

glad you can breathe now OP

im getting my first surgery in may... getting man boobs fixed so i can be more comfortable

>>722409407
Nose surgery is in-patient surgery? I just had a kidney and an adrenal gland taken out and was out of the hospital within 24 hours of waking up.

>>722409666
Why not eat less?

>>722409564
yeah but germans go out of their way to guarantee the safety of the patience. We got nurses looking after us every now and then, antibiotics, painkillers and healthy food. I've been in here for Observation since monday and I'll be probably good to go tomorrow.

>>722409917
I was in hospital for 4 days after brain surgery. Nose surgery is babby tier

>>722405611
You're really handsome OP. Wish you a quick recovery.

Faggot.

>>722410099
true breast tissue doesn't go away when you lose weight. please read a little before you assume things

>>722410280
thanks anon

>>722410357
Why do you have breast tissue?

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>>722405611

>>722410460
Kek

>>722410460
Dad jerked off

>>722410455
it developed during puberty. it happens to some men.

>>722409917
>american_health_care.jpg.exe

>>722410649
keeping patients in the hospital unnecessarily can expose them to disease or a hospital acquired infection. many surgeries can safely be done outpatient.

>>722410460
kinda hot

>>722410460
yay a story written by a pedo pretending to be a girl. fun times! share more of this true story shit. not.

>>722410732
>american_hospitals.rar.xls.bat

>>722410643
During puberty I had like hard peas in my nipples but they went away

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>>722410774
Dude who pissed in your coffee kek

>>722410847
America isn't the only country that does outpatient surgery.

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>>722410879
But it's the memeiest country

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>>722411111
Quints confirms

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>>722405611
Are the nurses hot?

>>722405611

I've got the same shirt but it's bright pink for some reason. Was listening to Satanic Royalty in my car last night.

>>722410847
You must be 12 and don't understand why people make fun of American health care. America's prices are out of control, but our return visit, infection rate, survival rate and treatment rate far exceed your shithole country. It costs more because the way our system is structured also allows for the best equiptment.

http://hospitals.webometrics.info/en/world

>>722411651
>return visit, infection rate, s
These aren't good things

>>722411827
>my countries healthcare is shit
>at least I can play semantics with the americans while I get c-dif

>>722405611
Sorry anon, we will miss you. R.i.p

>>722411111
check'em!

>>722411998
How is having a higher infection rate a good thing you massive retard?

>>722405611
RIP :(

>>722411111
Memeiest country confirmed, well played anon

>>722412106
Hospital infection rates are reported as an inverse when scoring a hospital. Obviosuly i would not be bragging that there are more infections. why would shorter hospital stays result in more infections? Contextual clues friend, Reading Is Fundamental. Any more semantical games to play? Is my point that your helthcare sucks invalid because I used the wrong "there/their/they're" in a sentence?